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As the new day grew closer and closer no one showed any signs of sobering up… least of all Bit and Leena. Bit and Leena were even more intoxicated than Brad was, and they still had that battle tomorrow, well not any more it was 2 in the morning. And the battle is at 3 in the afternoon.
Doc Toros stood on his head thinking about what the new CAS system would do. It had to be really cool but still had to fake out any opponents. Then it hit him, he fell face first into the floor, got up and ran out to make the new unit before the battle. Not caring in the least that he was plastered, and he had no where near the amount of time needed to make a new CAS system, but he tried anyway in a drunken stupor.
Meanwhile, while Doc was thinking and working, so were Bit and Leena. With their newfound love of each other they were making out and kissing constantly. And if Jamie weren't already puking up his guts the mere sight of them would scar his life forever, and leave him running to the bathroom to puke his guts up even more.
Brad was in his room once again thinking of these new developments in his plan. "There has got to be a way to get them all to sleep it off with out them realizing that I spiked all the food. That way they will be ready for the battle." Brad did the math in his head quickly, if they slept for nine hours they would be sober but have one HELL of a hangover. But who knows how long it will take for him to get them too sleep. Doc would be fine, but Jamie, Bit and, Leena would need to go to sleep. And for Bit and Leena that would not be with each other or they would never sleep, not only that he wouldn't get to sleep either, Leena was loud enough as it is with out Bit helping her to scream.
Brad ran out of his room to go try and get them all to sleep. "Ok you guys its bed time"
"Ahh Brad we're not sleepy yet" was Bit and Leena's childish response.
"Um, where's Jamie guys?" questioned Brad.
"Over there" Bit pointed to the spot where Jamie was passed out on his back.
"HOLY SHIT" Brad ran over and checked Jamie's breathing and pulse. Jamie's slow and labored breathing was due to the fact that his body was exhausted from throwing up so much, and his pulse was slow but stable. Brad rolled him over on to his side so that he wouldn't drown in his own fluids. Well Jamie could be sober by the time they were supposed to battle.
By the time Brad had separated Bit and Leena it was ten in the morning and they were still drunk. "I don't know what I'm gonna do with you in the battle, YOU TWO DRIVE ME TO DRINK." Brad took out his liquor and downed the last of the bottle. "Good I was starting to feel sober" Brad then went to sleep after setting his alarm for two.
Brad's alarm goes off. "Oh dear God tell me that that was a dream." Brad got up and walked down the hall. Bit was walking out of Leena's room with a huge grin of his face. "God no, please just shoot me now, send down a bolt of lightning and kill me." Brad walked down the hall and looked into Leena's room and saw a very awake Leena with the same huge grin that Bit had. "At least there wont be any legal technicalities, yet." Brad was at his limit, his grand idea didn't seem so grand now, but it still worked. It was getting to be an irony in itself by now.
It was easier to get them ready for the battle than it was to get them to sleep, which they didn't do anyway. And both of them were still drunk. But at least they stopped fighting. Doc walked into the Rec. room. "Bit, I managed to finish your new CAS system, despite this massive head ache."
"I know how you feel Doc, my head is killing me, guess I made Dad's beer bread too strong." Stated Jamie as he had just woke up from passing out while drunk off his ass.
"Oh yeah, what's it called?" asked a still dazed Bit.
Doc Toros answered quickly so he could sleep off his splitting headache, which he was unaware of, was a hangover. "Well I call it boxer." He then left and slept off his hangover.
"Gee, Bit Dad didn't even tell you what the new unit did."
"Oh well me an Liger will figure it out in today's battle"
Brad could have hit himself how could he have forgotten that they had a battle to day and had to get them dead drunk the night BEFORE THE BATTLE.
Oh well it could be worse, even though Brad couldn't see how, but anything can get worse, especially when drinking is involved.
"GOOOOOOOO BOXER." Yelled Bit as the Liger was launched from the hover cargo.
Brad and Leena were already on the battlefield waiting for the judge. When the huge white streak appeared in the sky and made a huge explosion from the impact. The Capsule raised itself up out of the ground and opened revealing the judge. " This is a sanctioned battle, the area within a 40 mile radius is a designated zoid battle field, danger only warriors and personnel are allowed every one else must get the hell out of here. For I am the Judge and my word is the law on the Battlefield. Battle mode 0-9-8- 2, the blitz team verses the Lightning team. Ready, Fight."
"Well Liger, guess we can figure out how this new system works." A small light goes off on the dash of the Liger. "Multi-facet" Bit presses the new button and three Ligers identical to the Boxer appear beside it. The Liger takes a step forward and staggers due to the link Bit and Liger share, the white zoid is feeling the effects of the alcohol.
Brad was in deep now they were against one of the fastest zoids on record. And Bit and Leena couldn't battle while drunk like he could.
Jack Sisco a top pilot of the amazingly fast lightning saix. Sped up and launched himself at the new liger. One of the zoid holograms flickered as the saix ran though it. All of the liger boxers took off at a very decidedly un-straight course. Leena fired random shots off that actually did hit something, taking a chunk out of Chris Tasker's zoid armor.
Brad took a long swig of the powerful alcohol and ran after Kelly's zoid in his shadow fox. The fox was no match for the saix in speed but made up for it by being able to fire in all directions with his 30 mm laser gattling gun. Bit jumped about in the boxer's light armor and the three other holographic Ligers jumping around didn't help Jack Sisco's aim any in fact it really pissed him off. "Quit jumping around like a fool and fight me already Bit Cloud."
"Look at liger jump, jump liger, jump."
Jack looked at Bit though the com-link. Bit face was still a little red but it was fading quick and his hangover would soon begin. Brad looking in the com-link too and noticed that both Bit and Leena were getting sober and quick from the physical activity of piloting their zoids.
Brad's Face took up the forward view screen of both of Bit and Leena's zoids. "Listen to me you two look under your seats you guys look kinda thirsty." It was a last ditch effort to pull them out of the hang over they were about to have and if they were going to win this battle with any hope at all of having any parts of their zoids left. They needed this.
Bit and Leena looked under their seats and found a bottle with a skull on it with a X. Bit and Leena had never seen anything like it. " Hey Braaaad, whath thisp stuff? Whath does S-kulllll mean?"
"It means good stuff. It will give you your energy back." If that wasn't the biggest lie brad had every told he'd like to know what he said that was better. Yeah it would give them their energy back but in an hour they'd feel like they were about to die. But no sooner had he thought that they took a huge drink of the powerful alcohol and were rosy cheeked again.
Unfortunately for Brad Doc's hangover had been slept off and he was quickly realizing what was going on and when he walked into the command room of the hover cargo and saw what Brad did, the realization had hit him. "So that's why I smelled like cheap whiskey."
The com-unit came on in front of Doc and Brad yelled though it "THAT COST ME TWENTY BUCKS FOR ONE BOTTLE OF THE STUFF."
"Yes I noticed. There was about a thousand dollars taken out of the blitz team account, and when I saw all the glass in the recycle bin I picked one up and read it. I must admit though it was some pretty good bootlegged whiskey."
Brad was at a loss for words he was in deep shit now. But he couldn't think about that now he still had a battle do win.
Bit felt better now he was starting to get a headache but the drink that he had made it go away, and he was feeling good. He jumped up, right, ioned up behind jack and blew off the tail of the jack's saix. Jack came on the com with a good cussing for Bit, but stopped when the liger appeared under his zoid. He jumped straight up before the liger could slash at his underside; he heard a loud " strike laser claw" and knew what happened. Bit had projected an image of the liger under him to make him jump. And it was too late for him to do anything except rack up another win to Bit Cloud, and hope that Chris and Kelly would take out the others.
Leena saw Kelly run straight for her, and was reminded of a squirrel. She had hunted the little devils with Leon and he had taught her how to "bark" them. You would shoot right before and under them so the shock of the hit would kill them and leave the skin intact. Leena took aim and fired every missile she had right there in front of the Saix. The resulting explosion was later talked about for years as the shockwave hit the saix and the command system froze.
Brad was having a difficult time keeping up with the fast zoid. And had a little damage done to his shadow fox. Then it hit him, RUN LIKE HELL. He turned around and ran back towards the hover cargo as fast as the fox would let him. Chris and her Saix turned tail and ran after him slowly catching up from his huge head start. When she was within 100meters the fox's tail opened and the net came out. Chris tried to turn but it was too late, she tripped and was stuck in the net. Brad turned around slowly and walked toward the downed saix. And aiming carefully put a single bullet into the chest of the zoid. Command systems freeze.
They all made their way back to the hover cargo ready to celebrate their victory when Brad remembered how much shit he was in. but it was too late to run the fox was already in the hover cargo he had no choice but to face his punishment.
Oh no what will doc do to Brad for getting every one smashed? Will Bit and Leena remember their mid-night fling? And if so what will happen to Bit if they do? What will doc do about it when he finds out? Find out next time when "punishments are dealt."
As the new day grew closer and closer no one showed any signs of sobering up… least of all Bit and Leena. Bit and Leena were even more intoxicated than Brad was, and they still had that battle tomorrow, well not any more it was 2 in the morning. And the battle is at 3 in the afternoon.
Doc Toros stood on his head thinking about what the new CAS system would do. It had to be really cool but still had to fake out any opponents. Then it hit him, he fell face first into the floor, got up and ran out to make the new unit before the battle. Not caring in the least that he was plastered, and he had no where near the amount of time needed to make a new CAS system, but he tried anyway in a drunken stupor.
Meanwhile, while Doc was thinking and working, so were Bit and Leena. With their newfound love of each other they were making out and kissing constantly. And if Jamie weren't already puking up his guts the mere sight of them would scar his life forever, and leave him running to the bathroom to puke his guts up even more.
Brad was in his room once again thinking of these new developments in his plan. "There has got to be a way to get them all to sleep it off with out them realizing that I spiked all the food. That way they will be ready for the battle." Brad did the math in his head quickly, if they slept for nine hours they would be sober but have one HELL of a hangover. But who knows how long it will take for him to get them too sleep. Doc would be fine, but Jamie, Bit and, Leena would need to go to sleep. And for Bit and Leena that would not be with each other or they would never sleep, not only that he wouldn't get to sleep either, Leena was loud enough as it is with out Bit helping her to scream.
Brad ran out of his room to go try and get them all to sleep. "Ok you guys its bed time"
"Ahh Brad we're not sleepy yet" was Bit and Leena's childish response.
"Um, where's Jamie guys?" questioned Brad.
"Over there" Bit pointed to the spot where Jamie was passed out on his back.
"HOLY SHIT" Brad ran over and checked Jamie's breathing and pulse. Jamie's slow and labored breathing was due to the fact that his body was exhausted from throwing up so much, and his pulse was slow but stable. Brad rolled him over on to his side so that he wouldn't drown in his own fluids. Well Jamie could be sober by the time they were supposed to battle.
By the time Brad had separated Bit and Leena it was ten in the morning and they were still drunk. "I don't know what I'm gonna do with you in the battle, YOU TWO DRIVE ME TO DRINK." Brad took out his liquor and downed the last of the bottle. "Good I was starting to feel sober" Brad then went to sleep after setting his alarm for two.
Brad's alarm goes off. "Oh dear God tell me that that was a dream." Brad got up and walked down the hall. Bit was walking out of Leena's room with a huge grin of his face. "God no, please just shoot me now, send down a bolt of lightning and kill me." Brad walked down the hall and looked into Leena's room and saw a very awake Leena with the same huge grin that Bit had. "At least there wont be any legal technicalities, yet." Brad was at his limit, his grand idea didn't seem so grand now, but it still worked. It was getting to be an irony in itself by now.
It was easier to get them ready for the battle than it was to get them to sleep, which they didn't do anyway. And both of them were still drunk. But at least they stopped fighting. Doc walked into the Rec. room. "Bit, I managed to finish your new CAS system, despite this massive head ache."
"I know how you feel Doc, my head is killing me, guess I made Dad's beer bread too strong." Stated Jamie as he had just woke up from passing out while drunk off his ass.
"Oh yeah, what's it called?" asked a still dazed Bit.
Doc Toros answered quickly so he could sleep off his splitting headache, which he was unaware of, was a hangover. "Well I call it boxer." He then left and slept off his hangover.
"Gee, Bit Dad didn't even tell you what the new unit did."
"Oh well me an Liger will figure it out in today's battle"
Brad could have hit himself how could he have forgotten that they had a battle to day and had to get them dead drunk the night BEFORE THE BATTLE.
Oh well it could be worse, even though Brad couldn't see how, but anything can get worse, especially when drinking is involved.
"GOOOOOOOO BOXER." Yelled Bit as the Liger was launched from the hover cargo.
Brad and Leena were already on the battlefield waiting for the judge. When the huge white streak appeared in the sky and made a huge explosion from the impact. The Capsule raised itself up out of the ground and opened revealing the judge. " This is a sanctioned battle, the area within a 40 mile radius is a designated zoid battle field, danger only warriors and personnel are allowed every one else must get the hell out of here. For I am the Judge and my word is the law on the Battlefield. Battle mode 0-9-8- 2, the blitz team verses the Lightning team. Ready, Fight."
"Well Liger, guess we can figure out how this new system works." A small light goes off on the dash of the Liger. "Multi-facet" Bit presses the new button and three Ligers identical to the Boxer appear beside it. The Liger takes a step forward and staggers due to the link Bit and Liger share, the white zoid is feeling the effects of the alcohol.
Brad was in deep now they were against one of the fastest zoids on record. And Bit and Leena couldn't battle while drunk like he could.
Jack Sisco a top pilot of the amazingly fast lightning saix. Sped up and launched himself at the new liger. One of the zoid holograms flickered as the saix ran though it. All of the liger boxers took off at a very decidedly un-straight course. Leena fired random shots off that actually did hit something, taking a chunk out of Chris Tasker's zoid armor.
Brad took a long swig of the powerful alcohol and ran after Kelly's zoid in his shadow fox. The fox was no match for the saix in speed but made up for it by being able to fire in all directions with his 30 mm laser gattling gun. Bit jumped about in the boxer's light armor and the three other holographic Ligers jumping around didn't help Jack Sisco's aim any in fact it really pissed him off. "Quit jumping around like a fool and fight me already Bit Cloud."
"Look at liger jump, jump liger, jump."
Jack looked at Bit though the com-link. Bit face was still a little red but it was fading quick and his hangover would soon begin. Brad looking in the com-link too and noticed that both Bit and Leena were getting sober and quick from the physical activity of piloting their zoids.
Brad's Face took up the forward view screen of both of Bit and Leena's zoids. "Listen to me you two look under your seats you guys look kinda thirsty." It was a last ditch effort to pull them out of the hang over they were about to have and if they were going to win this battle with any hope at all of having any parts of their zoids left. They needed this.
Bit and Leena looked under their seats and found a bottle with a skull on it with a X. Bit and Leena had never seen anything like it. " Hey Braaaad, whath thisp stuff? Whath does S-kulllll mean?"
"It means good stuff. It will give you your energy back." If that wasn't the biggest lie brad had every told he'd like to know what he said that was better. Yeah it would give them their energy back but in an hour they'd feel like they were about to die. But no sooner had he thought that they took a huge drink of the powerful alcohol and were rosy cheeked again.
Unfortunately for Brad Doc's hangover had been slept off and he was quickly realizing what was going on and when he walked into the command room of the hover cargo and saw what Brad did, the realization had hit him. "So that's why I smelled like cheap whiskey."
The com-unit came on in front of Doc and Brad yelled though it "THAT COST ME TWENTY BUCKS FOR ONE BOTTLE OF THE STUFF."
"Yes I noticed. There was about a thousand dollars taken out of the blitz team account, and when I saw all the glass in the recycle bin I picked one up and read it. I must admit though it was some pretty good bootlegged whiskey."
Brad was at a loss for words he was in deep shit now. But he couldn't think about that now he still had a battle do win.
Bit felt better now he was starting to get a headache but the drink that he had made it go away, and he was feeling good. He jumped up, right, ioned up behind jack and blew off the tail of the jack's saix. Jack came on the com with a good cussing for Bit, but stopped when the liger appeared under his zoid. He jumped straight up before the liger could slash at his underside; he heard a loud " strike laser claw" and knew what happened. Bit had projected an image of the liger under him to make him jump. And it was too late for him to do anything except rack up another win to Bit Cloud, and hope that Chris and Kelly would take out the others.
Leena saw Kelly run straight for her, and was reminded of a squirrel. She had hunted the little devils with Leon and he had taught her how to "bark" them. You would shoot right before and under them so the shock of the hit would kill them and leave the skin intact. Leena took aim and fired every missile she had right there in front of the Saix. The resulting explosion was later talked about for years as the shockwave hit the saix and the command system froze.
Brad was having a difficult time keeping up with the fast zoid. And had a little damage done to his shadow fox. Then it hit him, RUN LIKE HELL. He turned around and ran back towards the hover cargo as fast as the fox would let him. Chris and her Saix turned tail and ran after him slowly catching up from his huge head start. When she was within 100meters the fox's tail opened and the net came out. Chris tried to turn but it was too late, she tripped and was stuck in the net. Brad turned around slowly and walked toward the downed saix. And aiming carefully put a single bullet into the chest of the zoid. Command systems freeze.
They all made their way back to the hover cargo ready to celebrate their victory when Brad remembered how much shit he was in. but it was too late to run the fox was already in the hover cargo he had no choice but to face his punishment.
Oh no what will doc do to Brad for getting every one smashed? Will Bit and Leena remember their mid-night fling? And if so what will happen to Bit if they do? What will doc do about it when he finds out? Find out next time when "punishments are dealt."