MM50K: hello this is megaman50k and I'm here to write you nice people a
funny zoids fic. But that bastard Al Gore said it was his. The gall that
that man has.
Al Gore: it's mine I swear. I own every thing, I made the Internet, and bush stole the election from me, after all that hard work I had my people do to fix the ballots.
MM50K: Listen you stupid jerk Tomy and Hasbro owns zoids, I have no clue who owns Legend of drunken master, but it ain't you. * Tags al gore several times with taser * it saddens me to no end that people like him get away with everything. Now on with the story.
Bit: bout damn time.
MM50K: shut up you.
Bit: make me
MM50K: you wanna have that baby instead of Leena?
Bit: I'll be quiet now.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Danger room
Leena looked at Bit and her father, and with a surprising calmness she said. "I'm late"
Bit looked at her in disbelief, not quite understanding yet. Doc on the other hand picked it up right away, jumped over two couches, slid over the table, and tackled Bit with a side kick to the head then began to strangle the poor pilot.
"AHHHHHHHH, CAN'T BREATHE." Was the only thing Bit could say as Doc shook him and strangled him.
"DAD, you can't kill him, my baby wont have a daddy." Pleaded Leena.
"I won't kill him, I'll just make him wish he was never born. Then I'll castrate him, with a wooden spoon." Yelled the Doc in that crazy voice he has.
With out oxygen going to Bit's brain he was starting to feel really out of it worse than when he was wasted those 2 months ago, he reached in his pocket and fished out a gold ring, holding it outstretched to Leena. Bit let out a few gags that sounded like "will you marry me," Leena then smashed her father over the head with a bathtub.
Leena kneels down to Bit and says "yes."
Several minutes later after Bit has enough oxygen to talk, "you know your going to give Doc brain damage if you keep hitting him like that."
"Well if I just let him you'd suffer brain damage."
"Good point."
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Jamie woke up in his room; pierce was lying next to him again. Looked like Wild Eagle and Pierce had another wild night, but that was fine with Jamie. He had his goes at it too, and it wasn't like she was cheating. Wild Eagle and Jamie were one and the same, Wild Eagle was just Jamie's stronger more confident side, while Jamie himself was quiet and shy, Wild Eagle did every thing that Jamie couldn't.
He looked under the covers at Pierce, her soft skin and full body. The cool air on her bare skin woke her up.
"Oh, so now you want some of the Little Lady." Pierce pulled him over on top of her and it was on. Little Lady was now Wild Eagle's and Jamie's term of endearment for her. And Pierce liked all the attention.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Brad and Naomi had been MARRIED for about 3 weeks now and trying they're hardest to have kids. But it just never seemed to work for them. Naomi would have Brad for days on end and still no results. She blamed it on his earlier drinking problem, that's what made Naomi make up her mind on how she could get a baby.
"Ok Brad, thanks to you I can't have a baby now. So since its your fault, I'm gonna have to fix it. Now here take these." Naomi hands Brad two bottles of medicine.
"But, Naomi, I thought fertility drugs were for women?"
"Ah that's only what the label says."
"Naomi, you gave me a bottles of FERTILITY DRUGS and VIAGRA."
"Yeah, so. And you're going to take them all."
"Well at least I'll die happy. DEATH BY SNU SNU FOREVER."
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Meanwhile in the zoids hanger with the zoids. Yeah you can tell where this is going.
Leena's Gun Sniper and Bit's Liger decided to get to know each other a little better. The Raynos used its wings to hide its eyes while the Shadow Fox hid behind it. And when it was all over a green pod lay on the floor. The Liger fell over and growled softly, while the Gun Sniper did the same.
* * * * * * * * *
Doc woke up and remembered what he was about to do earlier. He ran around the Blitz Base, chasing Bit and he was in turn chased by Leena with a sink. The Doc caught up with Bit, flipped up on his hands wrapped his legs around Bit's neck and flung him over his head. Doc ran up one of the walls patting his upper arm then jumped off yelling "BONE SAW" landing on Bit causing a yell to come from him.
Doc then picked Bit up and started to spin around, yelling. Doc then through Bit into a wall, and as Bit tried to get back up the Doc ran by and clothes-lined him. Doc then fell backward on top of Bit and got him into a headlock, which he held for the count of three.
The COM came on and interrupted them, it was Harry. "Bit Cloud, I know what you did to Leena and now I'll get my revenge. I, Harry Champ challenge you to a zoid battle."
The Doc spoke up "how much is the prize money Harry?"
"Twenty times normal."
"He'll do it."
Yeah I know it was short, but hey the next one will be longer and it will have drunken zoid fu. And as always please review, that's how I know if I'm doing a good job or not.
Al Gore: it's mine I swear. I own every thing, I made the Internet, and bush stole the election from me, after all that hard work I had my people do to fix the ballots.
MM50K: Listen you stupid jerk Tomy and Hasbro owns zoids, I have no clue who owns Legend of drunken master, but it ain't you. * Tags al gore several times with taser * it saddens me to no end that people like him get away with everything. Now on with the story.
Bit: bout damn time.
MM50K: shut up you.
Bit: make me
MM50K: you wanna have that baby instead of Leena?
Bit: I'll be quiet now.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Danger room
Leena looked at Bit and her father, and with a surprising calmness she said. "I'm late"
Bit looked at her in disbelief, not quite understanding yet. Doc on the other hand picked it up right away, jumped over two couches, slid over the table, and tackled Bit with a side kick to the head then began to strangle the poor pilot.
"AHHHHHHHH, CAN'T BREATHE." Was the only thing Bit could say as Doc shook him and strangled him.
"DAD, you can't kill him, my baby wont have a daddy." Pleaded Leena.
"I won't kill him, I'll just make him wish he was never born. Then I'll castrate him, with a wooden spoon." Yelled the Doc in that crazy voice he has.
With out oxygen going to Bit's brain he was starting to feel really out of it worse than when he was wasted those 2 months ago, he reached in his pocket and fished out a gold ring, holding it outstretched to Leena. Bit let out a few gags that sounded like "will you marry me," Leena then smashed her father over the head with a bathtub.
Leena kneels down to Bit and says "yes."
Several minutes later after Bit has enough oxygen to talk, "you know your going to give Doc brain damage if you keep hitting him like that."
"Well if I just let him you'd suffer brain damage."
"Good point."
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Jamie woke up in his room; pierce was lying next to him again. Looked like Wild Eagle and Pierce had another wild night, but that was fine with Jamie. He had his goes at it too, and it wasn't like she was cheating. Wild Eagle and Jamie were one and the same, Wild Eagle was just Jamie's stronger more confident side, while Jamie himself was quiet and shy, Wild Eagle did every thing that Jamie couldn't.
He looked under the covers at Pierce, her soft skin and full body. The cool air on her bare skin woke her up.
"Oh, so now you want some of the Little Lady." Pierce pulled him over on top of her and it was on. Little Lady was now Wild Eagle's and Jamie's term of endearment for her. And Pierce liked all the attention.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Brad and Naomi had been MARRIED for about 3 weeks now and trying they're hardest to have kids. But it just never seemed to work for them. Naomi would have Brad for days on end and still no results. She blamed it on his earlier drinking problem, that's what made Naomi make up her mind on how she could get a baby.
"Ok Brad, thanks to you I can't have a baby now. So since its your fault, I'm gonna have to fix it. Now here take these." Naomi hands Brad two bottles of medicine.
"But, Naomi, I thought fertility drugs were for women?"
"Ah that's only what the label says."
"Naomi, you gave me a bottles of FERTILITY DRUGS and VIAGRA."
"Yeah, so. And you're going to take them all."
"Well at least I'll die happy. DEATH BY SNU SNU FOREVER."
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Meanwhile in the zoids hanger with the zoids. Yeah you can tell where this is going.
Leena's Gun Sniper and Bit's Liger decided to get to know each other a little better. The Raynos used its wings to hide its eyes while the Shadow Fox hid behind it. And when it was all over a green pod lay on the floor. The Liger fell over and growled softly, while the Gun Sniper did the same.
* * * * * * * * *
Doc woke up and remembered what he was about to do earlier. He ran around the Blitz Base, chasing Bit and he was in turn chased by Leena with a sink. The Doc caught up with Bit, flipped up on his hands wrapped his legs around Bit's neck and flung him over his head. Doc ran up one of the walls patting his upper arm then jumped off yelling "BONE SAW" landing on Bit causing a yell to come from him.
Doc then picked Bit up and started to spin around, yelling. Doc then through Bit into a wall, and as Bit tried to get back up the Doc ran by and clothes-lined him. Doc then fell backward on top of Bit and got him into a headlock, which he held for the count of three.
The COM came on and interrupted them, it was Harry. "Bit Cloud, I know what you did to Leena and now I'll get my revenge. I, Harry Champ challenge you to a zoid battle."
The Doc spoke up "how much is the prize money Harry?"
"Twenty times normal."
"He'll do it."
Yeah I know it was short, but hey the next one will be longer and it will have drunken zoid fu. And as always please review, that's how I know if I'm doing a good job or not.