Disclaimer: I do not own any of the final fantasy 7 characters or places or anything except my Character, Irrestia.

A/N: Some one mentioned Irrestia's Shah thing. Its meant to be like a pig goes oink, a sheep goes Baaa, a cow goes MOOOO, Homer Simpson goes D'oh, Irrestia goes Shah. Okay. Any way on with the story, they must be getting pretty restless now, Eh ^^;



Vincent continued slowly pulling down her skirt. Yuffie bit her lip; she had wanted this since they had met. He dropped her skirt onto the floor with his shirt and trousers. He started to run his hand along her leg; he got to her foot and started to run it up her inner leg. Yuffie threw back her head and moaned gently. Vincent smiled, he was very glad Chaos wasn't trying to barge into his thoughts at this moment.

"Come on let's get under the covers," he said speaking for the first time (in a while anyway)

Yuffie nodded and lifted her self up so he could pull the covers over them. Vincent kissed her again, deeper this time. He trailed it across her jaw line, then straight down to her collarbone. He felt her hands reaching down towards his crouch as she began to remove his boxers.

Suddenly they heard the doorknob turn,

"Shit" cursed Vincent

Yuffie ducked under the covers and snuggled as close as she could to Vincent, hoping she would just blend in with him.

"Hey Vincent I still can't sleep" said Irrestia as she stepped in

Vincent, who was pretending to be asleep, flickered open his eye's "Fuck off, its late I'm tired" he lied trying to sound as tired as he could.

"No, can I sleep in your bed, with you just for tonight" she begged

"For god sake just piss off" he said closing his eyes again.

Irrestia pouted and looked at the ground why has he left his clothes on the floor, that's messy she gasped what in the hell are Yuffie's (or the clothes she had lent Yuffie) doing on the floor she thought furiously

"Fine, I'm going to bed now then" she said trying to block what she had seen from her mind.

"Thank fuck for that, and don't come back" he sighed.

Irrestia turned and left, she turned off the light and slammed the door.

"Do you think she knew I was here?" asked Yuffie poking her head up

Vincent shook his head, "Now where were we" he said bringing his head down to her chest.



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Irrestia climbed into her bed, I can't believe it, I just fucking can't believe it

I'll just go to sleep and in the morning everything will be better she reassured herself.

She closed her eyes. Yes all I have to do is sleep she told herself again.

But that was not going to work. She had managed to doze off, when she heard some strange noises.

She growled and pulled the pillow over her head, that didn't work either. She could still hear Yuffie screaming Vincent's name at the top of her voice. This went on for over two hours and Irrestia was getting really pissed off. She reached out for her bag and started to rummage through it. She pulled out her iron knuckles and put them on the floor, , "Where is it? " she whispered to herself, she reached down to the bottom and pulled out Yuffie's headband, "oh yeah" she said remembering the day she had grabbed it off Yuffie in that forest, bit off luck she didn't know it was her that took it, she placed it on her bed and went back to her rummaging, "There you are" she said pulling out her bottle of Vodka, she took a few sips and went to put it back in her bag. As she did that she felt something fall out of her bag. She picked it up; it was one of Cid's lighters, she had it nicked as a souvenir. She took the headband in her other hand and smiled wickedly. She got her bottle of vodka out again and drenched the band in it. She stood up and walked into the kitchen, she dropped the headband into the sink and throw the lit lighter in with it, she watched as the flames engulfed it. The smoke alarm went off waking a very tired Yuffie and Vincent. Vincent Grabbed his trousers, pulled them on and ran out to see what was going on. Yuffie wrapped the cover around her and followed her Vincent out.

"What the hell" Vincent said running forward and turning the taps on

The flames burnt out, leaving the nothing but the charred fabric in the sink.

Yuffie gasped, "Tha...That's my headband, you little bitch" she ran to Irrestia and slapped her hard across the face.

"You took Vincent from me its what you deserve" Irrestia replied as she wiped the blood off her face.

"Wait, whoever said I was the blind bit interested in you, I've always loved Yuffie" Vincent said as he put his arms around his lovers waist.

Yuffie glared at Irrestia as she turned to look at Vincent, she smiled and allowed him to pull her up and kiss her.

"Fuck you, Yuffie" Irrestia said as she watched, jealous of the passion he showed for that stupid Yuffie.

"Erm, I think that's my job" Vincent replied looking at Irrestia for the first time since he had entered the room.

"GRRR, this isn't fair, I'm going to sleep and don't you even dare think about screwing her, ya hear me!" She shouted pointing at Vincent.

She stomped into her room and slammed the door. Vincent and Yuffie walked back to his room and shut the door.

"I'm so sorry about your headband" Vincent sighed

"Its not your fault, and its okay, you now why?" she replied walking towards him and pinning him against the door.

"Hmmm, no why?"

"Because all I'll ever need is right here" she said poking him on the chest " Now who said you could put your pants back on"



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Vincent awoke to the sound of thunder and lightening, he looked down and smiled, Yuffie was laying on top of him.

"Good morning!" she said contentedly, she crawled forward and kissed him gently.

"Hm, Morning" he said putting his arms round her neck.

"C'mon I made breakfast," she said pulling him up "oh wait, you'd better get dressed first, right?"

"I'll be in the kitchen ok, so hurry up" she said leaping on to her feet and walking out, she waved and blew kisses as she walked out the door.

Vincent smiled and started to look for his clothes.

"Have fun last night, did we?" Chaos asked

"Yep, loads actually" he replied

"Well good for you, you see if you listened to me more often…." Chaos Began

"Yeah well now I don't have to" Vincent interrupted "Breakfast time, so shut up, we'll talk later"

Vincent quickly brushed his hair and walked out into the dinning area.

He sat down next to Yuffie and started to eat his breakfast,

Irrestia walked in and sat down, she looked up at Yuffie and Vincent and folded her arms

"I'mveryhappyforyou" She mumbled

"Sorry what did you say?" Yuffie said almost choking on her food,

"I said I'm very happy for you, and I'm sorry about….nah I'm not sorry, happy will just have to be enough for you" She said looking them both in the eyes.

Vincent smiled "Thanks, Irrestia"

"Yeah well, but in future could you two keep the noise down?" She said

"WHA…" Yuffie and Vincent said at exactly the same time, they both went red.

"Shah, I'm like trying to sleep and all I can hear is "oooooooohhhhhooooohhhh VINCENT" and "OOHHH Yuffie baby I love you," " she explained imitating their voices.

She laughed looking at their Scarlet faces,

Just then one of the PHS's began to ring,

"I'll get it" Yuffie said leaping up from the table and ran in to her room

"Thanks Irrestia, I do care about you but I love Yuffie" Vincent said returning to his normal pale colour.

"No Biggie, anyway I kinda like Cid now"

Vincent sniggered to himself Cid? Oh god that can only end in tears

Yuffie ran back into the room.

"That was Barrett, we're all invited to the AVALANCHE reunion in Costa del Sol, oh and he said Cid told him to make sure we Bring Irrestia, Get in there" Yuffie said teasing Irrestia

"REALLY, oh I will" Irrestia said oh to happily

Yuffie gave a puzzled look, "Did I miss something"

"Don't ask, just don't ask" Vincent said sniggering

A/N: Im sorry this Chapter was so short.

I would like to announce that this chapter is in the honour of Shayster. Because in the Fic Yuffie gets braces, she (? Sorry I don't know I'm guessing she's a girl) Recommended my fic and said she was honoured to have a review from me. That was sooooooooo nice thankyou. Anyway Shayster this one's for you.