Disclaimer: I do not own any of the final fantasy 7 characters or places or
anything except my Character, Irrestia.
Yuffie sat in her room (in the Inn), Irrestia was really getting on her nerves, her pranks aren't even original, or funny. They had all been done before. What could I do to get back at her she thought as she flopped onto the bed. She looked at Vincent; he looked even more gorgeous asleep. No keep your mind on getting Whoreface back she told herself.
I know what if I really knock the shit out of her, nah, Vincent might be cross if she did that. She laid her head on his chest; she decided to get some rest before the party.
(This is Yuffie's dream okay)
A three-year-old Yuffie is sitting at her mother's dressing table, she fiddled with her fair and then sighed.
"Mama, last night I had a bad dream" She said twisting round on the chair.
"Yes? What happened sweetheart?" The beautiful women asked (A/N: She looks like Yuffie just older)
" Well I was big and I had to go to school, but when I got there no one liked me, just like those other girls that you said would be my friends" She started, her mother looked sadly at her.
"Those girls you said would be my friends, the other day they called me " 'Tupid ugly Princess" and that I looked more like a witch than a princess, and then one of them tried to take my toy" Yuffie said beginning to cry.
The toy in question was a cuddly toy of a man in a blue suit with short black hair, her mother had made it in honour of her late body guard (Turk) Vincent Valentine, he went away on a job one day and never came back, he had served the family well and was a true friend.
"Yuffie, those girls are just jealous and if they ever upset you again you tell me okay?" She said picking up her small daughter.
"But mama what if your not there?" Yuffie questioned
With that she awoke and shot forward, " What if your not there?" she repeated
"What did you say?" asked Vincent as he sat up groggily.
Yuffie turned round and wriggled into his arms, he felt his chest get a little wet. He pushed her head up and looked at her puzzled, tears were streaming down her face.
"Your not here, so how can I tell you," she whispered
"I'm here though," he said realizing her last comment was not directed to him.
"Promise you'll never go away…. again" she said looking at him pleadingly
"Again…?" he said sounding puzzled
"You went away and never came back, Mama…I mean mother, she told me you went away. I never met you but she said you were really great at protecting her, could you protect me too, but just this time never go away?" she asked looking hopeful
"I promise I will protect you, and this time there's no Lucrecia to make me go away this time," he said
"Yeah, But there is an Irrestia," She said disappointedly
"I'm not a Turk, anymore, I don't have to follow orders, I can follow my heart," he said gently as he leant in to kiss her.
She smiled and kissed him in return.
I'll be okay now, Mama she thought wishing she could hear her.
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Irrestia walked down the hall it was almost time to get ready for the party, she was going to get ready at Cloud's house with Aeris, Yuffie, Shera and some girl called Tifa. She walked out of the inn and headed to the villa.
She said hello to Cloud and walked into the bedroom.
" Hi, oh you must be Tifa" she said walking over to shake her hand
"Oh no time for that we have to start getting ready" Shera said jumping up.
"I know why don't we do each others hair first," suggested Aeris
"Okay me first, 'cause mines the shortest" said Yuffie jumping up.
Yuffie, Tifa, Aeris and Shera had all had all had there's done.
"Now its your Turn," said Yuffie and Tifa as they pushed Irrestia into the bathroom.
"Come with me I'll rinse it" Said Tifa leading her over to the sink.
"Okay, here it is" whispered Aeris as she poured some of Sephiroth's hair Dye in to the shampoo.
Tifa smiled as Aeris handed her the bottle over to her. She washed Irrestia's hair with it.
She walked Irrestia in to the bedroom and sat her down.
Shera walked over " Here let me use my "special" gel on you," She said taking the aeroplane grease and rubbing it into her hair, "I know if I put some on your cheeks it'll give'em a nice shine" She said putting the dark smelly grease on her face.
"Here what do you think?" Said Yuffie as she held the Mirror up.
"EEEEEEEEUUUGGGGH, what have you done to me" she screamed as she saw the Grey rinse they had given her and the black smears on her face and hair.
She ran into the bathroom and frantically washed herself.
"Thanks girls" said Yuffie as she high-five all of them.
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At the party
Irrestia had managed to get most of the dye out of her hair, but some streaks still remained.
She was now talking to Cid.
"So how have you been, has the tiny bronco been up to performance" she said
"Ye, I been great and so has she actually, you're a star for fixin' 'er" he said punching her lightly in the arm.
Vincent watched from behind a bush, this was going to be so funny; Cid was going to flip when she told him her "Feelings" for him. I better get Yuffie, she'd kill me if she missed this he thought as he silently walked away. He found Yuffie and took her outside.
They crouched behind the bush and watched.
"So Cid, what's the deal between you and Shera," Irrestia asked innocently enough.
"No deal, I just live with her, she's good at making tea" He replied
"You know I can make Tea," She said battering her eyelids "Cid, I love you," she said as she wrapped her arms around his neck.
"OHHHHH Irrestia, I love you too," He said lifting her up.
"WHHHHHHHHAAAAAA" screamed Yuffie and Vincent as they both fell out from behind the bush
"Do you mind, we're kind of having a private moment," said Irrestia
Vincent was just about to say something about the age difference, when he remembered the large gap between himself and Yuffie.
"Vamp, Brat, Piss off," Cid said politely (on his record anyway)
Vincent and Yuffie walked back into the house with gob smacked looks on their faces, they had not suspected that.
"Whatever" they said in unison.
"Hey look at Aeris," Yuffie called
Aeris was drunkenly singing a version of I will Survive,
"WOOOHOO, go Aeris,"
"Lets go for a walk," said Vincent bewildered enough as it was.
No one was around this part of the house, maybe because it was the cellar.
"Hmm, no ones here, just you and I" said Vincent tightly wrapping his arms around her waist
"Oh well would you look at that, anyway what are you going to do about it" She teased
"We'll have to wait and see won't we," He said reaching for the zip on the back of her dress.
"I hope I'm not interrupting anything," Said Red XII as he emerged from the shadows
"RED XII, um no nothing at all" said Yuffie zipping the back of her dress up, quickly.
"What are you doing down here?" asked a very embarrassed Vincent.
"I am down here because it is shady, it not a good idea to stay in the sun when you have fur, why are you doing down here then?" he explained.
"Umm, we were looking for you" Yuffie said quickly
"If that were true you would not have been surprised by my presence," he mocked.
"Look, cat, You no damn well why we are down here and if you breathe one word of it to the others you can join those other cats in the shed back at my house, that clear" she threatened
Red laughed "Good to, see you again Yuffie, you to Vincent, I'll leave you too it then."
Red XII ran up the stairs, still laughing.
Yuffie turned back to Vincent and shrugged, "Take it from where we left off, Vince."
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Meanwhile…
"What do you mean your in love with Irrestia, Its not fair," screamed Shera as she chucked one of Aeris's china cups at Cid " I HATE YOU, I wish you had just killed me that day"
"Look Shera, you're a good friend but…" he started but was interrupted by a flying saucer (Literally)
"Just leave me alone," Shera shouted as she ran into the nearest room and slammed the door, she did not want Cid to see her cry.
She looked up, she saw Barrett looking at her in a confused manner.
"Yo, was up"
"That asshole Cid, he he..*sob. I'm such a fool to love him"
"Its ok, Miss Shera, you is no foo," He said kneeling next to her
"Really?"
"Really, Really" with that she leant forward and let him Kiss her.
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"Phew, that was sssooooooo fun," said Yuffie happily
Vincent smiled, he was glad there weren't any more little interruptions.
They walked into the kitchen surprised to see Cloud with his arms round Tifa.
"You, know I always *Hic liked you more" he said
"I know I'm so much smarter than *hic Aeris" she replied
Aeris was still singing her little song.
"Red XII, have you seen Cid and a girl about so high?" Vincent asked
"Um, I believe they went to stay in the Inn," He said looking up at him.
"Hey, where's Shera?" Yuffie asked sounding concerned
"Psst, you two I found Shera and Barrett together in the other room," whispered Red XII
"It's your lucky night for walking in on people isn't it," Yuffie sniggered
"You don't want to know what I saw Cait Sith and his mog up to," He joked
A/N: I like Red XII, he's cool. I hope you like, the next chapters the last one. So keep R&R. please
Yuffie sat in her room (in the Inn), Irrestia was really getting on her nerves, her pranks aren't even original, or funny. They had all been done before. What could I do to get back at her she thought as she flopped onto the bed. She looked at Vincent; he looked even more gorgeous asleep. No keep your mind on getting Whoreface back she told herself.
I know what if I really knock the shit out of her, nah, Vincent might be cross if she did that. She laid her head on his chest; she decided to get some rest before the party.
(This is Yuffie's dream okay)
A three-year-old Yuffie is sitting at her mother's dressing table, she fiddled with her fair and then sighed.
"Mama, last night I had a bad dream" She said twisting round on the chair.
"Yes? What happened sweetheart?" The beautiful women asked (A/N: She looks like Yuffie just older)
" Well I was big and I had to go to school, but when I got there no one liked me, just like those other girls that you said would be my friends" She started, her mother looked sadly at her.
"Those girls you said would be my friends, the other day they called me " 'Tupid ugly Princess" and that I looked more like a witch than a princess, and then one of them tried to take my toy" Yuffie said beginning to cry.
The toy in question was a cuddly toy of a man in a blue suit with short black hair, her mother had made it in honour of her late body guard (Turk) Vincent Valentine, he went away on a job one day and never came back, he had served the family well and was a true friend.
"Yuffie, those girls are just jealous and if they ever upset you again you tell me okay?" She said picking up her small daughter.
"But mama what if your not there?" Yuffie questioned
With that she awoke and shot forward, " What if your not there?" she repeated
"What did you say?" asked Vincent as he sat up groggily.
Yuffie turned round and wriggled into his arms, he felt his chest get a little wet. He pushed her head up and looked at her puzzled, tears were streaming down her face.
"Your not here, so how can I tell you," she whispered
"I'm here though," he said realizing her last comment was not directed to him.
"Promise you'll never go away…. again" she said looking at him pleadingly
"Again…?" he said sounding puzzled
"You went away and never came back, Mama…I mean mother, she told me you went away. I never met you but she said you were really great at protecting her, could you protect me too, but just this time never go away?" she asked looking hopeful
"I promise I will protect you, and this time there's no Lucrecia to make me go away this time," he said
"Yeah, But there is an Irrestia," She said disappointedly
"I'm not a Turk, anymore, I don't have to follow orders, I can follow my heart," he said gently as he leant in to kiss her.
She smiled and kissed him in return.
I'll be okay now, Mama she thought wishing she could hear her.
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Irrestia walked down the hall it was almost time to get ready for the party, she was going to get ready at Cloud's house with Aeris, Yuffie, Shera and some girl called Tifa. She walked out of the inn and headed to the villa.
She said hello to Cloud and walked into the bedroom.
" Hi, oh you must be Tifa" she said walking over to shake her hand
"Oh no time for that we have to start getting ready" Shera said jumping up.
"I know why don't we do each others hair first," suggested Aeris
"Okay me first, 'cause mines the shortest" said Yuffie jumping up.
Yuffie, Tifa, Aeris and Shera had all had all had there's done.
"Now its your Turn," said Yuffie and Tifa as they pushed Irrestia into the bathroom.
"Come with me I'll rinse it" Said Tifa leading her over to the sink.
"Okay, here it is" whispered Aeris as she poured some of Sephiroth's hair Dye in to the shampoo.
Tifa smiled as Aeris handed her the bottle over to her. She washed Irrestia's hair with it.
She walked Irrestia in to the bedroom and sat her down.
Shera walked over " Here let me use my "special" gel on you," She said taking the aeroplane grease and rubbing it into her hair, "I know if I put some on your cheeks it'll give'em a nice shine" She said putting the dark smelly grease on her face.
"Here what do you think?" Said Yuffie as she held the Mirror up.
"EEEEEEEEUUUGGGGH, what have you done to me" she screamed as she saw the Grey rinse they had given her and the black smears on her face and hair.
She ran into the bathroom and frantically washed herself.
"Thanks girls" said Yuffie as she high-five all of them.
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At the party
Irrestia had managed to get most of the dye out of her hair, but some streaks still remained.
She was now talking to Cid.
"So how have you been, has the tiny bronco been up to performance" she said
"Ye, I been great and so has she actually, you're a star for fixin' 'er" he said punching her lightly in the arm.
Vincent watched from behind a bush, this was going to be so funny; Cid was going to flip when she told him her "Feelings" for him. I better get Yuffie, she'd kill me if she missed this he thought as he silently walked away. He found Yuffie and took her outside.
They crouched behind the bush and watched.
"So Cid, what's the deal between you and Shera," Irrestia asked innocently enough.
"No deal, I just live with her, she's good at making tea" He replied
"You know I can make Tea," She said battering her eyelids "Cid, I love you," she said as she wrapped her arms around his neck.
"OHHHHH Irrestia, I love you too," He said lifting her up.
"WHHHHHHHHAAAAAA" screamed Yuffie and Vincent as they both fell out from behind the bush
"Do you mind, we're kind of having a private moment," said Irrestia
Vincent was just about to say something about the age difference, when he remembered the large gap between himself and Yuffie.
"Vamp, Brat, Piss off," Cid said politely (on his record anyway)
Vincent and Yuffie walked back into the house with gob smacked looks on their faces, they had not suspected that.
"Whatever" they said in unison.
"Hey look at Aeris," Yuffie called
Aeris was drunkenly singing a version of I will Survive,
"WOOOHOO, go Aeris,"
"Lets go for a walk," said Vincent bewildered enough as it was.
No one was around this part of the house, maybe because it was the cellar.
"Hmm, no ones here, just you and I" said Vincent tightly wrapping his arms around her waist
"Oh well would you look at that, anyway what are you going to do about it" She teased
"We'll have to wait and see won't we," He said reaching for the zip on the back of her dress.
"I hope I'm not interrupting anything," Said Red XII as he emerged from the shadows
"RED XII, um no nothing at all" said Yuffie zipping the back of her dress up, quickly.
"What are you doing down here?" asked a very embarrassed Vincent.
"I am down here because it is shady, it not a good idea to stay in the sun when you have fur, why are you doing down here then?" he explained.
"Umm, we were looking for you" Yuffie said quickly
"If that were true you would not have been surprised by my presence," he mocked.
"Look, cat, You no damn well why we are down here and if you breathe one word of it to the others you can join those other cats in the shed back at my house, that clear" she threatened
Red laughed "Good to, see you again Yuffie, you to Vincent, I'll leave you too it then."
Red XII ran up the stairs, still laughing.
Yuffie turned back to Vincent and shrugged, "Take it from where we left off, Vince."
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Meanwhile…
"What do you mean your in love with Irrestia, Its not fair," screamed Shera as she chucked one of Aeris's china cups at Cid " I HATE YOU, I wish you had just killed me that day"
"Look Shera, you're a good friend but…" he started but was interrupted by a flying saucer (Literally)
"Just leave me alone," Shera shouted as she ran into the nearest room and slammed the door, she did not want Cid to see her cry.
She looked up, she saw Barrett looking at her in a confused manner.
"Yo, was up"
"That asshole Cid, he he..*sob. I'm such a fool to love him"
"Its ok, Miss Shera, you is no foo," He said kneeling next to her
"Really?"
"Really, Really" with that she leant forward and let him Kiss her.
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"Phew, that was sssooooooo fun," said Yuffie happily
Vincent smiled, he was glad there weren't any more little interruptions.
They walked into the kitchen surprised to see Cloud with his arms round Tifa.
"You, know I always *Hic liked you more" he said
"I know I'm so much smarter than *hic Aeris" she replied
Aeris was still singing her little song.
"Red XII, have you seen Cid and a girl about so high?" Vincent asked
"Um, I believe they went to stay in the Inn," He said looking up at him.
"Hey, where's Shera?" Yuffie asked sounding concerned
"Psst, you two I found Shera and Barrett together in the other room," whispered Red XII
"It's your lucky night for walking in on people isn't it," Yuffie sniggered
"You don't want to know what I saw Cait Sith and his mog up to," He joked
A/N: I like Red XII, he's cool. I hope you like, the next chapters the last one. So keep R&R. please