Shenni-chan: Scene one! Heero and Relena on the beach! *Holds up large cue cards*
Heero: *Reads the cue cards* I AM NOT DOING THIS!! I have to yell "Bombs away!"?!
Blue: You get paid?
Shenni: Lights, Camera, ACTION!
*Relena and Heero are on a beach scene...the sea is a private swimming pool with wave mahine included.*
* Relena and Heero are swimming in the "sea"*
Heero: *Picks up Relena and throws her* Bombs away!
Relena: *Shreiks and giggles*
*Heero and Relena continue swimming*
Relena: Heero, I think we should go back now, our break at the hospital might be over. Oh no! Rain!...Heero?
Heero: *Is caught in seaweed* Relena! Their's a cruiser coming! Save your SELF!
Relena: No Heero! I won't leave you! *Swims over*
Heero: *Goes under and his hand slowly sinks...it's just about to dissappear when huge waves start coming and engulf him.*
Relena: *Starts crying and swims over* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOO! *Searches frantically under the waves*
*Bubbles come up*
Relena: *Swims over to the bubbles and grabs something* *Turns around* Oh no!...Sharks! *Jaws music starts playing*
Blue: CUT! Duo! We don't want JAWS music! We need drama music played in cheesy soap operas like the one we're making!!
Duo:...Oops sorry!
Blue: Okay lets start filming from "ohnosharks" Action!
Relena: Oh no!...Sharks! *Cheesy drama music continues to play* Heero! *Grabs his hand and starts pulling him to shore...just in time...well almost in time. The shark bites his leg.*
*Under water Duo grins, a cheesy shark costume on him, with his teeth on Heero's leg....Duo lets red food colouing out.*
Relena: Oh no! They've bitten him! *Pulls him on to shore*
Shenni: CUT! Okay that was...wellll...great...for begginers.
Duo: *Comes up, his face stained red* Thanks!
Blue: Oh hell! MAKE UP!
Shenni: COFFE BREAK! We have glazed, sprinkled, iced, custard filled and cream filled donuts.
Blue: We also have diet coke and low fat donuts for the girls.
Shenni: You ain't allowed to put on ANY wait during the soap opera.
Duo: *Has had make up done* Oh boy! *Eats a whole box*
Heero: *Sits up* There arn't gonna be any left.
Shenni-chan: *Checks store room filled sky high with donuts* I'm sure we'll be fine.
*All eat donuts and drink coffe and diet coke*
Shenni: ACTION!
Relena: *On shore* Oh Heero...*Sobs* Wait! My cell! *Calls hospital on cellphone* There's been an accident with a shark!
*Hangs up* Oh Heero! Please hold on!
Duo: *Runs over and starts hitting Heero's chest* LIVE DAMMIT! LIVE!!!!!
Heero: O-o-o-oMaE O-o-o-o-o KoRoSu-u-u-u-u....
Blue: CUT!
Duo: LIVE! *WHACK!* *WHACK!*
Heero: *PUNCH!*
Duo: Heero! You're aliiiiiiiiiiiiive!
Shenni-chan: It's a SOAP!
Duo: Oh.
Blue: TAke it from please hold on. Action!
Relena: Please hold on! *Gives CPR*
*Ambulance arrives*
Relena: Please take me with you! I'm a doctor at the hospital too!
Random surgeon: Okay miss, get in.
Shenni-chan: Okay CUT! Next scene is when Heero is all recovered and is gonna break up with Relena.
But that scene isn't in this chapter coz I just HAD to put this up on FF.net^^...now.