A Gundam wing soap opera:

Secret hospital Gdw.

Blue: Okay Scene 2! Heero and Relena are on the beach again...but they arn't swimming.

Relena: Oh Heero. Isn't the sunset beautiful?

Heero:...Hn?

Relena: The sunset is beautiful, isn't it? Oh I'm so glad you made a full recovery *Dreamy eyes*

Heero:...Relena...I have to tell you something...

Duo: He loves ME dammit! ME ME ME ME! Duo MAXWELL! Heero loves....

Blue: Shush D-chan! You know I hate 1x2 pairings when Heero's straight and you arn't...Oopss....CUT!

Shenni-chan: *Sigh* Lets take it from "I have to tell you something"

Heero...I have to...WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SCRIPT?!

Blue: *Sighz also* CUT! It's what you're getting paid to do. ACTION!

Heero:...I have to tell you something...

Relena: What is it Heero? *looks dreamy coz she thinks he's gonna propose*

Heero: Relena i...

Relena: yes Heero? *looks exited and dreamy at the same time*

Heero: I've found someone else, i don't love you any more. *gets up to leave*

Relena: *looks as if she is going to cry* What? you...don't...love...me?

Heero: good bye Relena.

Relena: NO! HEERO! please don't leave me!

Heero: I'm sorry Relena. *starts to walk away*

Relena: No! Heero! I can't live with out you! please come back! I love you!

Heero:...(how very Trowa like!)

Relena: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HEERO!!*falls to the ground sobbing hysterically*

Duo: *Sobs loudly* Heero you bastard! How could you! She loves you!....up your ass!

Blue: CUT!

Quatre: *Runs over* Duo! Calm down....it's just a soap.

Duo: It's Just *sob* so *sob* REAL!!!!

Quatre: Duo. In soap operas they always get back together in the end^^

Duo: WHYYYYY-Oh. *Brightens* Okay!

Blue: Take it from....HEERO!

Heero: Hn?

Shenni-chan: No! Take it from HEERO! Action!

Relena: HEERO! *Falls to the ground sobbing hysterically*

Heero: *Disappears into the sunset*

Relena: No............*sob sob*

Shenni-chan: CUT! Okay, end of scene 2...Duo tried to eat all the donuts last time so no coffe break.

All except Trowa: WHAT?!

Trowa:...

Blue: Uh....no coffe break for Duo...he he...-_-;

Duo: And she's in the shower! *Talking to Wufei* and I get to see her and I take her away-

Relena: Duo! Don't tell HIM!

Wufei: *Smirk*...clothless onna.

Duo: Heh heh!

Heero:...perverted little......

Blue: Scene three! Torwa comes into hospital after a near fatal accident.

Shenni-chan: Get in to the ambulance, Trowa, lie down so we can do the blood.

Trowa:...*Lies down so they can "Do the blood"

Blue: Cathy and Quatre, you guys get in to the hospital room we've made over here so you can ge th doctors the medical instrument.

Trowa:...O.O

Shenni-chan: Hold still while I puit the blood on. *Does blood* Okay, Lights...

Blue: Wait! Duo, sit still while I put your blind fold on...

Duo: Woah! It's all dark!

All:...-_-;

Blue: Action!

Relena: Hurry, he' not breathing! *Pulls stretcher with Trowa on it out with help*

Heero: Take him to emergency care.

*They rush him to the "hospital room"

Heero: Quick Quatre. Hook him-

Cathy: TROWA! *Faints*

Quatre: Cathy! Cathy! Get water!

Duo: *Grabs random glass and runs over to Cathy, still wearing his blind fold and crashing into things.*

Duo: Is this Cathy? *Pours water on her*

Quatre:...um...Duo?

Duo: Yes?

Quatre:...That was diet coke.

Cathy: *Cough* ....My...face is sticky.....

Duo:...heh heh....*Begins crashing his way back across the room to sit down*

Blue:...take it from...hook him up...ACTION!

Heero: Hook him up to life support.

Relena: Quatre! Can you X-ray his neck?

Quatre: Right! *Runs to X-ray Trowa's throat*

Noin: He may not make it! I think he's going to flate line!

Trowa:..._______________________________________________

Relena: Oh no!

Heero: We're not going to loose him.

*Goes through boring hospital soap scenes*

Trowa:.../\/\/\/\__/\/\/\/\_/\/\/\_______/\/\/\/\

Relena: He's normal!

Cathy *Mutters so no one hears* No he's not.

Noin: He's going to make it!

Cathy: Thank god

Quatre: Praise *Is going to say Allah but thinks better of it* goodness!

Heero: He's going to be okay...but he'll find it hard to talk.

Trowa:....................

Shenni-chan: Cut! That'll do! That's great!

Blue: Duo, you can take your blind fold off.

Duo: WOAH! It's so dark.

Blue: Awww...Duo^^

All: ^_^;

I love Duo Lalalala!...Sorry! Blue will post this up now! Whee....See any mistakes tell Blue!

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