A Gundam wing soap opera:

Secret hospital Gdw.


Shenni-chan: Okay the next scene is with Heero and the girl he left Relena for ^0^

Hilde:...*Blush*

Heero: Who is she? *Seems uninterested*

Blue: She's-

Shenni-chan: -Read the script.

Heero: WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?!!!!!

Duo:...*Pout* He gets all the girls...*Fumes in the corner*

Blue:...Not me Duo-sama! *Glomps him*

Duo: JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS! *Hides in the corner* Psyco...

Blue:...Fine then.

Shenni-chan: Get in your places!

*All move*

Blue: Lights, Camera....ACTION!

Hilde:....Oh...Heero....wha are you doing here?

Heero: Same with you.

Hilde: I'm a candy stripper you know. I'm getting the magazines and-

Heero: WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blue: Cut DAMMIT!

Heero: I'm supposed to....?!!!

Shenni-chan: You're paid to do it.

Blue: And you DID leave Relena to be with her.

Heero:...Screw pay....and this is just your stupid plot.

Hilde: *Kicks him in the shin* Do it dammit.

Blue: Do it this time. Take it from I'm a candy stripper...............ACTION!

Hilde: I'm a candy stripper you know. I'm getting the magazines and-

Heero: *Kisses her*

Hilde:!!!!!!

Heero:....

Hilde: Heero! We arn't supposed to be doing this here.

Heero: I know.

Hilde:...Hehe...you're too much^^

Heero:...I'd better go.

Hilde: Yes Heero....say...come to my house tonight?

Heero: *Nod* *Walks out*

Hilde:...So cute................

Blue: CUT! Okay, that was.....really.....um.....

Shenni-chan: Not like that hentais!....Not like that!! It's just a romantic dinner over candles and Heero's gonna go home!!!!!

Duo: HE'D BETTER!

Blue:...possesive....so possesive...okay, next is just a scene with Trowa, Quatre and Cathy.

Quatre: *Smiles* We get to look after him^-^

Cathy: *Nods*

Trowa:....Why was *I* the one in the accident?

Shenni-chan: OHMIGOD! He can talk!

Blue: *Sigh* Get to your postitions....Lights Camera..ACTION!!!!!

Quatre: *Smile* How are you feeling today Mr Barton?

Trowa: *Nod*

Cathy: Better?

Trowa: *Nod*

Quatre: Ice cream?

Trowa: *Shakes his head*

Cathy: I see....

Quatre: Are you hungry?

Trowa:....*Shrug*

Cathy and Quatre:...^^;

Trowa: *Smiles cutely* (Kawaii...^^)

Quatre: Here's a glass of water and a complimentry pepper mint.*Sweet chibi eyes^0^*

Cathy: Just hit the red button if you need us. *Points to shiny red button*

Trowa *Eyes grow big*...'ton....

Cathy:...Now Trowa, don't try to talk so soon.

Trowa:...*Nod*

Quatre: Try and get some rest.

Trowa: *Nod*

*Cathy and Quatre leave*

Blue: And cut.

Shenni: That's it for today^^ Your rooms are THAT way.

Une: Can't we just go home?

Blue:...no.

Shenni-chan: ...you see, we know you won't come back.

Duo: *Shiny eyes* Can I bounce on the bed?

Shenni and Blue:...Awwww....