Gundam wing soap opera:

Secret hospital Gdw.


Blue: Okay, Milliardo and Noin are in the office and Dorothy is outside.

Shenni-chan: AHAHAHAHAHA!

Everyone else: @_@;

Blue:...Action.

Dorothy: May I come in doctor?

Noin: Oh!

Zechs: Come in....Hello...You're the new candy stripper arn't you?

Dorothy: Why, yes...But I came to-

Noin: *Grumpily* Is something wrong?.

Milliardo: If you ask Hilde, she'll tell you-

Dorothy: No, no *smirks* I just wanted to tell you two that I KNOW about your little...secret.

Noin:....What secret?

Dorothy: You know what I'm talking about.

Milliardo:.....No we don't.......

Noin: Would you please step out side?

Dorothy: I don't THINK so. I want a raise.

Milliardo: What the hell?! You bust in here telling me you want a raise?!

Noin: There's NO WAY-

Dorothy: I guess I'll just have to get you fucked-UH!

Shenni-chan:......

Blue:......

Duo: CUT!!!

Blue: *Weakly* Thanks.....Duo.......

Dorothy: Oopss...

Shenni-chan: WHAT WAS THAT?!!!!

Dorothy: Pun.

Blue: 'ights. 'amera. 'tion

Dorothy: I guess I'll just have to get you fired!

Zechs: and HOW pray tell are you going to do THAT?!

Dorothy: Hmm....I've got footage of you and your sweet doctor on that ahem night.

Noin:!!!

Zechs:!!!

Dorothy: Am I gonna get that raise or NOT?!

Zechs:....You....you'll get the highest pay that there is for candy strippers.

Noin: *mumbles* and maybe some surgical treatment for those freaky eyebrows of yours.

Dorothy: WHAT DID YOU SAY BITCH?!

Noin: Um!!!! Nothing?

Dorothy: Good. Now I'll be seeing you if I want anything else. Later.

Zechs: Great. Just great. Why did YOU have to get us in to this...

Noin:! How could you! It was all YOUR idea!

Zechs:.......*hangs head*

Shenni-chan: *Hides eyes and covers ears*

Noin: Oh Zechs...*Kissies^.^*

Shenni-chan: CUT!!! DAMMIT! CUT!!! We wanna keep this PG-13 rated!

Blue: For suggestiveness ^.^

Shenni-chan: Mmph.

Blue: She's possesive.

Shenni-chan: *mummbles* Mine...mine....Milliardo.....mine........

Blue: And another 1xH Scene.

Heero:....*Swearingness*

Blue: and the perfect soldier finally shows emotion!

Shenni-chan: Just like the time when Relena ripped up his card.

Relena: *Blush* It was pay back! You on't know how EXPENSIVE that card was!

Heero: Really? That expensive....Relena...I...

Relena:....Heero......

Blue and Shenni: Shut the fuck up.

Relena:....Right.

Blue: annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd

Shenni: ^0^ ACTION!

Hilde: Heero!....I need to tell you something.

Heero: *Manages to look slightly hurt...amaaaazing....* Tonight isn't off is it?

Hilde:! How can you be worried about your love life at a time like this?

Heero: What's wrong?

Hilde: *Quietly* I just found out that some people posing as doctors are smuggling drugs out of the hospital! Some of it's deadly and is sold to junkies!

Heero: My god.

Blue: CUT! TRY SOME EMOTION! Action!

Heero: My god.

Blue: CUT!

Heero: My god!

Blue: CUT!

Heero:...*Etremely pissed* MY GOD!

Hilde: *Nod* Yeah I know! We have to inform Dr. Merquise immediatly.

Heero:...but we can't get close to him. Only new people and other with higher ranks can get to see him.

Hilde: Then we'd better go and inform Dr Relena right away!

Heero:...........right.

Blue: C-

Shenni: CUT!...I so wanted to say that ^.^

Blue: ....yeah.

Shenni:....Yeah!

Duo: YEAH!......Was I supposed to say that?

Blue: Oh yeah! Duo your role's coming next!

Duo: Yay! Lights, Camera-

Shenni-chan: On the next episode of: Gundam wing! Secret hospital!

Duo: #*$%!!!

Copy rights and all: Everyone knows who Gundam wing belongs to but the REAL secret hospital (Which isn't really much....only a couple of lines) Is from the spider man comic (They didn't make up ANY of this plot though! Me and Shenni-chan had the joy of that!)

Shenni: Note, I am Black Diamond also!