Duo: It's finally MY part!!!!
Relena: *Gulp* *Blush*
Duo: Eheh.
Blue: Lights! Camera! ACTION!!
Duo: *Sneaks past a dark bedroom*
Relena: *Hums in shower and feels embaressed*
Duo: *Snickers evilly*
Relena: Hmm? Is anyone there? Just let me get my....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Duo: Hey, pretty lady, you're coming with me!
Relena: *Sob* Just let me get a bath robe! *Note, this is all obscured by the shower curtain 'kay? We're scary but not perverted enough to let THAT show on Tv O.o*
Duo: What? Your bathrobe. Oh I don't think we'll be needing that.
Relena: Dammit! Let me get the bathrobe and I won't scream and alert the neighbours of your perverted evil kidnapping prescence!!!
Duo:.......fair enough.
Relena: *Gets into bathrobe the size of Jamaica.*
Duo: Okay lady, Lets go.
Relena: *Swallows* What're you gonna do to me?
Duo: *Grin* That's for me to know and you to find out very soon.
Relena: I.....can't I go...please?
Duo: No, we had a deal. You get the bathrobe you come quietly.
Relena: *Sigh* Are you going to hurt me.
Duo:....depends what you call "hurt" I'm not going to beat you or mentally injure you.
Relena:.......*Cough* What're you going to do?
Duo:....*Smirk*
Relena: *thinks* You could do whatever you like....as long as it makes my Ex jealous.
Duo:.....You want me to help you and I'm your KIDNAPPER?!
Relena: I *sob* hate him for it! *Sob* He went of with some girl *sob* and just LEFT me *sob* there.........*eyes water*
Duo:......uh.......riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight........SO! How do I help?
Relena: Pertend to be my boyfriend?
Duo: If he's dumped you will he get jealous?
Relena:....Heero's possesive. Even if you're not his girl friend anymore he'll be jealous.
Duo: Ah....ha.....
*Ring ring goes door bell*
Relena:...Oh my god! It's Heero...what a perfect opportunity.
Duo:....This is really weird.
Relena: *answers door*Oh! Hi Heero....I'm sorry this isn't a good time...
Duo: Hey hotstuff! Where'd you go babe!?
Heero: What is.....
Duo:....Oh. Hi!....where's my shirt....
Relena: Heero, this is.....my new boy friend!
Duo: I'm Duo. Pleased to meet you....um....
Relena: This is Heero.
Duo:...Oh! So you're the one who....
Relena: Now, Now Duo. Please don't get........going about.........that.
Hilde: Uh....Hi ^.^;;
Relena:....So you're the one he.....uh.......well.....this really isn't a good time....as you can see.
Heero: *Tries to blush for the sak of it but can't* Hilde, perhaps....another time.
Hilde: But it's......
Relena: Bye!
Duo: That was weird.....now, I kidnap you!
Relena:.....Uh..........no?
Blue: Cut!....No mistakes!!! Amazing!!!
Shenni: BED TIME!
Everyone: Aww.