Gundam wing soap opera:

Secret hospital Gdw.


Duo: Ne, when's MY next scene?

Relena: I believe it's after the next Heero Hilde one.........

Heero: *Mutters something incomprehensible under his breath....*

Relena: Oh, Heero. Don't be like that. I'm stuck with Duo. *Smiles at him*

Heero: *Eyes Duo evily*

Duo: BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!! *Edges away from Hee-chan*

Hilde: So when's my next scene?

Une: I think it's after my and Treize's scene....which is.....um.......

Blue: Lights, camera,

Shinni: ACTION :)

Blue: ¬_¬

Shinni: ~.^

Blue: ¬_¬

Une: Treize......when's the next shipment going out?

Treize: Shhhh...........*Looks around* Tomorrow.......We have buyers as well...

Une: And no one knows about the plan.........

Treize: *Nod* And I'll finally have Wufei for my self....

Wufei: WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HE-ONNA?!!!!

Treize: I'm sure you love me like a rose loves water, like-

Wufei: IF WE DIDN'T NEED TO YOU TO FINISH THIS SOAP OPERA SO WE COULD ESCAPE I'D KILL YOU!!!!!!!

Treize: I know you're just trying to hide your feelings.

Wufei:....THE HELL?!

Blue: *Grin* Cut.

Une: TREIZE!!!!!!! You're cheating on me!?

Wufei: I'd have to be with him for him to be cheating on you weak onna!!!!!!!

Une: Who're you calling weak?!

Shinni: SHUT THE HELL UP AND START!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Une: *Nods*

Duo: AC-

Shinni: ACTION!

Une: Treize......when's the next shipment going out?

Treize: Shhhh...........*Looks around* Tomorrow.......We have buyers as well...

Une: And no one knows about the plan.........

Treize: So that means we have sometime alone.

Une: *Places hands on Treize's shoulders* How long were you...planning on?

Treize: All weekend.

Une: Just you and me?

Trieze: And Wufei too!

Une: SHUT THE HELL UP ASSHOLE!

Trieze: Ahem. I beleive it's time to "Cut"

Blue: CUT!

Shinni: Lights Camera Action!

Blue: ^.^;;

Treize: All weekend.

Une: Just you and me?

Treize: As long as the plan goes well.

Hilde: *Hiding* I knew it! I knew it was them!

Une: Treize? Did you hear something?

Treize: *Busy* What?

Une: Trieze! Not here!

Treize:.......sorry.......I just got carried away..........

Une: I'm gorgeous arn't I?

Treize:...uh.........yeah.

Shinni: Cut! Trieze? You're supposed to say that ENTHUSIASTICALLY!

Une:...You.....you don't think I'm beautiful?

Treize: Not as Beautiful as Wufei....

Wufei: KUSHRENADA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA-

Treize: Wufei, I need-

Wufei: You need a kick up the-

Blue: Wufei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duo: Uh....FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Silence*

Shini: Thanks Duo^.^

Trieze: Wufei, have I ever told you that you look good in spandex?

Wufei:...How.....How do you know I try on Heero's clothes?

Heero: Chang.............

Wufei: At least they never saw me in Winners............

Quatre: OH MY ALLAH!

Treize: And you have a voice not unlike a lark, It's so beautiful, so full of emotion, It makes me love you even more, especially when you sing Britney Spears!

Wufei:............Uh............uh............uh..........THAT WASN'T ME YOU BAKA! THAT WAS MY UNHONOURABLE TWIN!

Treize: You have a twin?

Wufei: Uh.......yeah.................

Treize: Maybe he'll go out with me.....................What's his name?

Wufei:....uh....Wuwei?

Treize: Where does he live?

Duo: LALA LAND! With the Teletubbies!

Wufei: Actaully he lives in....CANADIA!

Treize: Canadia? Don't you mean Canada?

Wufei: Nooooo.............

Treize: But how could he have been singing in your room yesterday?

Wufei: He came over for a day? How did you know he was there?

Blue: START ACTING YOU STUPID BAKAS BEFORE I-

Wufei:Uh.....yeah.... *Anything to stop Treize.*

Shinni: GOD DAMN YOU ALL! ACTION!

Une: I'm gorgeous arn't I?

Treize: Why my lady, you're the most beaustiful being ever to grace the earth...

Une: Really? Oh my, Treize.....

Hilde: *Rolls her eyes and mimes being sick* I have to get back to Heero. *Heero*

*Cut and restarts scene in Heero's office*

Heero: Hilde.

Hilde: Heero, it's those two new doctors, Une and Treize.

Heero: Hilde.

Hilde: We must get Relena to inform DR Merquise immediatly!

Heero: Hilde.......

Hilde: Did you hear a word of that Heero Yuy?

Heero: Of couse I did Hilde. How could I not listen to your voice?

Hilde: Heero I-

Heero: *Gets up and kisses her*

Hilde: Mpppphhh! Heeho! Mmm...............

Heero: Hilde I, *Holds her*

Hilde: Oh Heero, tonight is still on isn't it?

Heero: I was asking you the same thing.

Heero and Hilde: I'll see you at 9:00.