Gundam wing soap opera:

Secret hospital Gdw.


(We want everyone to note that me and Shini...yeah. Guess who the authoress of the chapter is AGAIN ...um...yeah. We

....um...*I* HATE the 1xH pairing..it's just....wrong.)

Blue: Okay Heero, no unnecesary stops *Looks at script*

Heero *Grits his teeth* Hn.

Hilde: *Puts arm around his shoulder* Don't worry Heero. It'll be fine.

Sally: Excuse me but I havn't had much to do yet, nor has Wufei....

Shini: Yeah, well you have to be brought in first. Lights, Camera, ACTION!

Hilde: *Takes Heero's arm* Come in Heero...oh. You're right on time.

Timer on oven: Ding!

Hilde: Oh, I'll get that! (A/N: No duh, the guest doesn't fetch dinner..But, hey soaps do that type of thing.)

Heero: I'll just sit down *Sits at the table*

Hilde: *Comes back with a roast chicken...why do they have roast chicken so much in these things?!*

Heero: That looks nice Hilde.

Hilde: Thank you Heero^.^

Heero: I'll light the candles.

Hilde: I'll turn out the lights. *Turns out the lights too soon so Heero set fire to his finger*

Heero: *Whispers* shi** *lights the candles*

Hilde: This is so romantic Heero....

Heero: *Trying not to make a mistake by smiling slightly sickly and holding his hand under the table.* Yes Hilde...

*Candles go out some how on Shini and Blue's whim.*

*Weird glow comes under the table where Heero's finger is still on fire.*

Heero: *Quickly squishes finger against table so it goes out*

Hilde: Oh...I should get the matches. *Finds matches*

Heero: *Sucks his finger in the dark to cool it down, then moves over to Hilde.*

Hilde: *Squeaks when Heero grabs her waist*

Heero: Gotcha.....

Hilde: *Bats his hand away* Cheeky......

Heero: Are you okay Hilde? Your mind seems to be elsewhere.

Hilde: I'm kind of worried about those people smuggling drugs out of the hospital...

Heero: *Frowns* Not this again......Why don't you just tell the police.

Hilde: Oh, yes, but I'm worried about the hospital. What if it's shut down?

Heero: Hn.........

Hilde: I'm not the only person whos mind is somewhere else Heero. What's bugging you?

Heero: Well, I called Relena so she could talk to DR Merquise and she wasn't there.

Hilde: Heero, I know she's your friend but Relena's a big girl. She can take care of herself.

Heero: I know, but she wasn't there the entire day and then when I called at 11:00 she wasn't there........

Hilde: 11:00? PM? Are you SERIOUS?!

Heero: It....isn't like that Hilde! But then I went over to check an hour later and she STILL wasn't home!

Hilde: *Concerned now* Do you think she's okay?

Heero: I dunno............

Hilde: *Has an idea* Oh! Maybe she's over at her new boyfriends place........

Heero: *Grits teeth*

Hilde: She could've stayed the night...

Heero: *Gives Hilde a weird look* The night?

Blue: CUT!

Shini: Great! Okay, next will be Duo and Relena's scene!

Duo: *Wary* It IS this episode isn't it?

Blue: Yup^.^ Oi, Did you guys know it's going to be on air next week?

Relena: Oh my....We'll have to see it!

Dorothy: I think that is the idea Miss Relena.

Noin: *Blushes*

Milliardo: Noin, what's wrong?

Noin: Our....scene....

Quatre: Oh Allah!!!!!!!!!!!

Cathy: Hmmm......This should be rather....interesting...........

Trowa:...It's better than getting knives thrown at me.....

Cathy: Trowa, brother, I know no one will appreciate this comment but please..Be quiet.

Shini: Rolling!

Duo: So Relena, how're you feeling?

Relena: Great! So how much will you be sending in the randsom note?

Duo: How much does your brother make a year?

Relena: *Proud* about 1,000,000 a year! The hospital IS famous and Milliardo runs it^.^

Duo: So.......I'll be sending a note for..........10,000,000! I hope he likes to save up...............

Relena: He puts it in the bank.

Duo: So, are you thirsty?

Relena: Orange juice?

Duo: What about coke?

Relena: Brother says that rots your teeth.

Duo: Not if you brush!!!

Relena: Wellll, I guess I should try something new.......

Duo: o.o; Don't tell me you've never tried coke!

Relena: Mother and father never let me. Neither does brother.

Duo: o.o; I guess.....I'll get us 2 cokes............

Relena: Okay! I'll just.....kick back in this chair............

Duo: *Is pleased Relena is a happy kidnappee* I thought I have her yelling adn screaming at me. I chose the right rich bitch.....

Relena: I heard that!

Duo: Damn..................

Relena: *Yawns* Man I thought he'd be evil and starve me and all. Maybe if I behave I'll be treated like royalty....................

Duo: Diet coke and coke....... *Goes back* Here. Diet coke is better for you....I think..............

Relena: Okay *Drinks it*

Duo: How d'ya like it?

Relena: *Drinks it all*.....good.................

Duo: Hee hee^.^ Good. Call me if you need anything..........

Relena: *Nods*

Blue: *Makes the scene fade by putting the colour and sharpness on the camera down..I swear that works!* CUT!

Duo: How'd we do?

Shini: It was beleiveable!!!!

Duo: *Does stupid dance*

Heero: *Looks at "The dancing moron*

Blue: Anyway, The soap is airing next week!

Shini: Yeah! And we left the mistakes in! *Turns on sheild around them as pesky gundam girls/guys throw them selves against it trying to attack the 2 inside*

Blue: Man, all these bugs hitting the windscreen......

Shini: *Nods*