Author's Notes: ^-^ Hi. Don't own Slayers. I own the little dimension called the plot though. Why? It came from my mind-brain-thought-place-thingie... O_o I cunfuzzled myself. *giggle* ^_^

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The quiet meadow is the perfect image of a well, quiet meadow. There are little hill, tall grass that waves in the wind, and clear blue skies with white cotton candy clouds. However while it looks like a meadow it doesn't sound like one.

"Are mo shitai, kore mo shitai! Onna no ko ni mietatte. Yudan shitara jigoku iki yo jama wa sasenaikara!" Wait that's a person singing, not a deranged off-key bird.

"Hey! Leave me alone I made you and I can send you back to the unemployed narrator dimension!"

Ummmm… yes ma'am. *cough* Well an incredibly talented and beautiful young lady daintily frolicked through the meadow singing a song in such a way that put even the best singer birds to shame.

The mentioned 'lady' reached up and thwapped the narrator. "Act like a narrator, flattery will get you nowhere."

Yes ma'am. Well then an average looking girl walked through the meadow singing like a bird who has had too much to drink.

Once again the girl reached up and thwapped the narrator. "Don' make me sound that bad!"

Yes ma'am. Ahh… A girl skipped through the meadow singing one of her favorite songs. *ducks in case the girl mazoku decides to thwap him again*

"That's good, continue." The mazoku smiled and skipped through the meadow.

It wasn't long before mazoku's singing attracted the attention of a few travelers, but not just any travelers but the full gang of Slayers, Lina, Gourry, Amelia, Zelgadis, Filia and Xellos.

"Lina look! We're being attacked by a mazoku!!" Amelia pointed at the girl.

Blink blink. "I'm not attacking."

"Ra Tilt!" "Dragon Slave!" "Ra Tilt" "Light come forth!"

Blink blink, her eyes expanded to the size of dinner plates before she dodged the four separate energy attacks. "I didn't do anything!!!" she yelled after she landed a few dozen feet away. "It's not very just to attack someone who's walking by for absolutely no reason!" she glared.

"You must have a sneaky diabolical plan plotted against us!" Amelia shouted jumping up to a tree branch.

The girl mazoku hopped up on another nearby branch. "So I can't just skip and frolic around singing just because I'm a mazoku? That is an unjust biased view of the world!"

The others were sweat-dropping by now.

Xellos sighed and then looked up, "Oi! Riven what are you doing here?!"

Blink blink. "Xellos!!" The girl mazoku now known as Riven leap down and promptly glomped the other mazoku.

Blink blink went the rest of the Slayers.

"What are you doing here Riven?" Xellos tried to ignore the fact that Riven was latched onto him.

"I was singing and skipping about for no reason. Tis my vacation today!" Riven replied grinning.

Blink blink went everyone else.

^.^ "What?"

"…" went everyone else.

^-^ "I'm not doing anything wrong now am I?" Riven felt a poke on her head, she looked up.

Xellos pointed her arms around his chest squeezing so tightly that it cutting off his ability to breathe.

^.^;;; "Sorry Xellie." Riven let go and then innocently put on her best innocent act.

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Poke poke.

"Quit that Riven." Zelgadis growled.

Poke poke. Riven poked again.

"I said quit that." Zelgadis twitched and get a stress mark.

Poke poke. And yet Riven poked on.

"Quit that or else I'll Ra Tilt you!" Zelgadis yelled growing a demon head.

Minutes later…

"Don't touch my hair." Zelgadis had gotten several more stress marks.

Poke. So Riven went back to poking.

"Don't poke me." Zelgadis now had an aura around him.

"Make up your mind." Riven whined.

"Don't do either and go away!" Zelgadis now had fangs.

Riven looked thoughtful, "Mmmmm…Okay." She skipped over to Gourry and inconspicuously started to quickly braid his hair. After that she then braided Lina's hair, Amelia's hair met the same fate as did Zelgadis's hair, Xellos's hair, and even her own hair.

She then took some scissors and cut grass. Then she braided the cut grass and made head wreaths out of them. She inconspicuously put one on everyone's head, even her own. Then she decided to slow down from hyper speedy movement to see everyone's reaction.

^o^ "Far away omou mama wa ga mama ni! Tabi o tsuzukete yukitai. Tsurai hibi mo egao de PIRIODO yo!" Riven sang happily when all chaos broke lose.

"What happened?!" Lina threw the grass wreath off of her head, as did Zelgadis

Riven shrugged and danced down the road.

"Is she sane Mr. Xellos?" Amelia asked watching the other cheerful mazoku turn around skip back.

"Sometimes."

And so after many crazy mishaps mostly all of Riven's doing though the Slayers didn't know that. Well maybe Filia or Xellos did because they're not human and have better senses. Oh and they have that extra sense thing too.

Riven thwapped the narrator. "On with the fic, I can always just get another narrator if you won't behave or stay on track. I bet the readers forgot all about you too!"

Sorry ma'am. By the time they all reached the next town, they were ready to go the the bar. They had all striped down too…

Riven came up and repeated thwapped the narrator. "Argh!! I don't want a hentai narrator!!! Do I have to whip you into shape myself?!?! You stay on track and no hentai references or else!!!" Riven gave her best evil angry glare that promised 'death-doom-and-anything/everything-unpleasant' if you don't listen to her.

*Bows* Yes ma'am it won't happen again.

"Good." Riven said.

Now after many non-hentai mishaps they reached a clearing with a strange fountain. Everyone was strangely thirsty and thought it was a very conveniently placed fountain. Nearly everyone took a drink from the fountain.

"I love you Xellos even though you're a namagomi mazoku!" Filia was the first succumb to a strange side effect.

"I love you too Filia even though you're a selfish dragon!" Xellos and Filia embraced.

"Amelia I just realized you mean the world to me!" Zelgadis said with hearts in his eyes.

"I've always known that I love you! I was waiting for you to realize that!" Amelia and Zelgadis whirled around.

"You know, I think I love you, you jellyfish you." Lina said.

"And I love you even though you have no bust." Gourry hugged Lina.

^_^ Riven watched on hiding the love potion behind her back. "Yup. My work is done." She looked at her watch that wasn't there. "Now I'll take that vacation."

Riven sauntered off into the sunset that appeared happy that she was a part of this random fic that Digi-riven wrote in a short time compared to her other fics. Though Riven is her alter-ego isn't she?

A voice booms from above. "Yes! I control the computer! I control what everyone does! Mwuahahahaha…"

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Author's Notes: I wrote this just because I had so much extra time today. That and I just wanted to write something besides one of my many chaptered ones. The whole Riven vs. Narrator feud was partially inspired by Steffi Anderson's The Narrator. Steffi if you see this and don't want it up I'll take it down cause I didn't ask for permission. I don't own Get Along either but here's an encore!

Riven walks onto a stage and somehow sings the translation as well. O_o

Tachi mukau saki ni kawaita kaze_________No matter how hard this wind,

Hageshiku fuki aretemo_________________tries to push me back.

Jumon mo hitotsu mo tonaetanara_________I recite a single spell and,

Watashi no PEESU ni naru______________set the pace my own way!

Dare mo ga urayamu kono PAWAA to_____Anyone who's jealous of my power,

Bibou ga yurusanai wa__________________and my beauty won't get in the way.

Donna aite demo hiumanai de____________I won't flinch from any opponent,

MANTO o nabikaseru no________________as my cape flaps in the breeze!

Are mo sitai, kore mo shitai______________I want to do this, I want to do that.

Onna no ko ni mietatte__________________Hey, that's just how girls are.

Yudan shitara jigoku iki yo_______________One slip and it's to hell you go,

Jama wa sasenaikara____________________so you better not get in my way!

Far away omou mama wa ga mama ni______Far away, I'm going where I want to!

Tabi o tsuzukete yukitai_________________Don't want this journey to end.

Tsurai hibi mo egao de PIRIODO yo_______Even the worst of days I end with a smile!

Far away ikutsu mo no maryoky daite______Far away embracing all the magic,

Kyou o koete yukitai no_________________I wanna go beyond this day…

Yume ni mukai aruki tsuzukete yuku_______With my eyes on my dreams I keep walking

_____________________________________on!

Kagirinai hodo________________________As far as I can,

Get along, try again____________________get along try again…



 Riven strikes a peace pose and walks off stage.


 ^o^ \V/