Helly Spelly
By: Lauryn Marino
3/29/2002
Here it is. Chapter 2 to 'Jelly Belly Helly', entitled, 'Helly Spelly'. Enjoy!
Bulma looked between Goku and Vegeta, who were both frowning angrily as they looked down at the bodies they'd have to live in for at least a couple months. ChiChi sighed and rubbed her temples. "Well, Goku. I've told you a million times before. Don't take candy from strangers." "Well how was I supposed to know it'd turn me into a woman?! I was willing to risk getting sick, but not this!" the Saiyajin cried, throwing her hands in the air. Vegeta grumbled in annoyance, glaring at Goku from the corner of her eye. Bulma smirked at the Saiyajin and folded her arms. "Well, Vegeta. At least now you'll know what it's like to be me." The prince…er…princess smirked and looked over at the blue haired woman. "You're wrong. I still have no idea what it's like to be that ugly." "WHAT?!" Bulma growled, advancing on the other woman. ChiChi suddenly jumped between them to avoid another catfight. "Please, ladies! Let's try to stay civilized here, ok? There are a few things we need to discuss since there's nothing we can do to get these two back to normal except wait." "Like what?" Vegeta mumbled, glaring at the floor as she folded her arms. "Like…" the woman continued. "Names for one." "We have names!!" the princess growled. "You have a man's name." Bulma interrupted. "Unless you want to get strange looks while we're out in public, you'll have to have a woman's name." "I'm not going out in public like this!!!" Vegeta roared, her face turning red. "You have to!" Bulma yelled back. "You need to get new clothes! Do you plan on walking around in skin tight spandex the whole time?!" The Saiyajin's face turned red as she looked at herself. "No…" "All right then." the blue haired woman continued, smirking at her victory. "Now… How about Veronica?" "That's a great name!" ChiChi boasted, nodding in agreement. "And we already decided that Goku's public name will be Keko." "I don't remember deciding that…" Goku mumbled. ChiChi smiled and pinched the Saiyajin's cheek. "But I did. That's what I was going to name Gohan if he was a girl, so I want to use it. That's that!" The Saiyajin pulled away from the other woman and pouted, causing the others to chuckle.
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"Veronica are you ready yet?! We're waiting!" Bulma shouted, tapping her foot impatiently as she waited outside of the dressing room. "I'm not coming out, woman!!" the Saiyajin shouted, attracting attention from a few other shoppers. The blue haired woman sighed and looked over at ChiChi and Goku. The other Saiyajin was standing in front of a three-way mirror as ChiChi adjusted some new clothes she was wearing. Bulma smirked as she watched. "Who knew those two Saiyajins would have such nice figures…" "I HEARD THAT!!" Vegeta shouted, glaring at the woman from the dressing room. "It was a compliment!" Bulma shouted back. She blinked as she looked at the outfit she had picked out for the Saiyajin. It was very casual, consisting of the same style of jeans she wore, a snug t-shirt and an accessory or two, such as a belt. The blue haired woman sighed. "Man… You've only been a woman for one day and you still have a better figure than me. No fair." Vegeta smirked. "Well maybe if you didn't eat junk food all day, you wouldn't be so flabby." "I'M NOT FLABBY! AND I DON'T EAT JUNK FOOD!!" the woman roared, turning a few heads. The princess smirked and walked over to a mirror. "My mistake. You're just naturally fat then." Bulma's face turned red as she watched the Saiyajin admire herself in the mirror. Vegeta paused after a moment and looked at the fuming woman's reflection before turning around to face her. "Bulma…" The blue haired woman paused for a moment, thinking that the Saiyajin might apologize. "Could you move over there? Your reflection is making me look less breath taking."
Goku blinked and turned around as she heard Bulma scream at the top of her lungs. She gasped as she spotted the blue haired woman, who looked as if she were about to murder a laughing Vegeta. The Saiyajin quickly ran over to the two and grabbed Bulma just as she was lunging for the princess, pulling her away to a safe distance. "Chill out, Bulma! People are staring!" Goku cried, struggling to calm the enraged woman. "Of course people are staring!" Vegeta called from where she was still looking into the mirror. "They've never seen an animal outside of the zoo before." "I'LL KILL YOU!!" Bulma screeched, struggling in the Saiyajin's grip. ChiChi sighed and walked over to the angry woman. "Relax, Bulma. It's probably just her time." The blue haired woman paused and looked over at a smirking ChiChi, then smiled herself. The two suddenly burst out laughing while a very confused Goku, and a very angry Vegeta, looked on. "Woman!!" the princess cried, her voice even higher than normal. Goku raised an eyebrow as she scratched her head. "Huh?" The other two women finally managed to regain themselves as they wiped tears away from their eyes. ChiChi patted the Saiyajin on the shoulder. "Nothing. You'll know soon enough." Goku looked at a very red faced Vegeta, then back at ChiChi. "HUH?!" "BAKA!" the other Saiyajin shouted, storming out of the dressing room. Goku scratched her head again.
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"Can we go now?!" Vegeta almost whined as the women walked through the mall, shopping bags in hand. "Go? We've only been here a couple hours! We have a whole day of shopping ahead of us!" Bulma chirped, looking at all the shops around her as if she were in a candy store. Vegeta and Goku both let out long drawn out sighs, rolling their eyes in the process. ChiChi glared back at the Saiyajins, causing them to immediately straighten up. "Behave yourselves! You're acting like children." "They always act like children." Bulma said, glancing at a certain shop they were passing. "It's just more noticeable now that they're women." ChiChi looked over at the shop Bulma was eyeing, her face lighting up. "A Beauty Parlor!!" The two Saiyajin's faces drained of color as they looked at the store, then at each other. "RUN AWAY!!" Vegeta shouted, both women turning to flee. They paused when they saw a group of familiar faces. Gohan, Goten, Videl, and Trunks to be exact. "Run the other way!" Goku cried, pointing to the Beauty Parlor. Each Saiyajin grabbed their wife and ran into the shop just in time to avoid being seen by the group.
The Saiyajins gasped for breath, stiffening when they saw what they had gotten themselves into. The shop was mostly pink with cosmetics, shampoos, stylists, perfumes, facials, and a bunch of other things that looked completely foreign to the women. "HELLO LADIES!!!" Goku and Vegeta jumped in surprise as a tall man ran over to them, beaming. He talked like a woman and acted like one too. "Oh you four are so lovely!" the man boasted, waving his hand and shifting his weight to one foot. "We are going to have sooooooo much fun making you all look even more glamorous!" Goku and Vegeta slowly looked at each other, then at Bulma and ChiChi, who were squealing in delight at the man. "H…hey Vegeta. You think he was once a woman who was turned into a man by the same jelly beans we ate?" "We can only hope so…" the princess replied, eyeing the strange man oddly. "Right this way, ladies, right this way!" the stylist said, pushing the four women into the parlor.
"Now what would you ladies like to have done today?" the man asked, resting his head in his fist as he crossed his other arm over his chest. Bulma smiled and looked at the other women. "Everything! Hair, make-up, facials, and nails!" ChiChi nodded eagerly as the two Saiyajins shook their heads in horror. Unfortunately, no one seemed to notice. "Right this way then! We'll put you all in separate rooms so it'll be a surprise when you all meet up again!" "But, but, but, but…." Goku stuttered as ChiChi was led away and another woman came over to shoo her into a room. Vegeta snickered in amusement as the other Saiyajin disappeared into a room, still stuttering. Her smile faded when Bulma was led away and she soon found herself in a room with another woman, who was holding a pair of scissors and beaming happily. She squeaked weakly as the woman patted the chair.
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Goku looked around the room in awe. She'd never seen so many weird things in her life. The Saiyajin walked over to a table full of make-up and opened up a tube of lipstick. She eyed the bright red cosmetic in confusion before taking a bite out of it. "Mmmm… Not bad." she said, turning around to face a very shocked looking stylist. "Hi! My name's Go…er…Keko!" The Saiyajin blinked and took another bite out of the lipstick. "What?" The stylist looked at the lipstick, the back at Goku. The woman raised an eyebrow before hitting herself on the forehead. "I'm sorry! Ya want some? It's really good!" The other woman fell over, confusing the Saiyajin even further. "Wow, you're stranger than that guy out there. Did he used to be a woman?" The stylist slowly pulled herself off the floor, moaning as she rubbed her head. "Why do I always get the crazy ones…."
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"NO WAY!!! DON'T CUT MY HAIR!!" Vegeta shouted, jumping up from the chair she was in. "I already let you shampoo it! That's as far as you go, woman!!" The stylist smiled at the Saiyajin and motioned for her to sit down again. "Not to worry! I'm an expert. There's no way I can mess up." Vegeta growled and backed away. "You don't understand! If you cut my hair, it won't grow back!" The other woman laughed. "I know hair grows slow, but it'll grow back. But ok. If you don't want me to cut it, that's fine. But at least let me put some highlights in it. And maybe style it a bit?" The Saiyajin gave it a little bit of thought before nodding. "Very well. But put the scissors down." The stylist chuckled and placed the scissors on the table, smiling when the other woman hopped back into the seat. "Alright. You have a very nice hair color. A very dark brown from what I can tell. With a little work, I can have some really nice reddish brown highlights running through it. "Whatever." Vegeta muttered. "Just make sure you don't cut anything." "Got it." the woman replied, setting to work.
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Goku blinked as her chair was turned around to face the mirror again. "AHHHHH!!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SKIN?!" the Saiyajin cried, looking at her now green complexion. The stylist laughed, patting the stunned woman on the head. "You must be really new at this. Don't worry. It's just a facial mask. It'll make your skin glow!" Goku relaxed a bit and sat back in the chair, cocking her head to the side. "But won't that hurt people's eyes when they look at me?" The other woman once again laughed as she played with the Saiyajin's hair, trying to decide how to style the spiky locks. "You're such a joker, Keko. Has your hair always been this spiky?" The Saiyajin nodded, forgetting about her skin for the moment. "Sort of. It used to be a lot shorter, but it was still impossible to style. I don't want you to cut it though. I won't grow back." The stylist chuckled again. "Sure it will. But I like it long like this anyway. I'll just bring out some highlights and try to tame it a bit. We have some of the best hair products out there, ya know." Goku nodded absently as she scooped some of her facial mask onto her finger, then licked it off. "Mmm! This is even better than that other stuff!" The other woman raised an eyebrow, but nodded in agreement. "I should hope so. At least this stuff is made with all natural products…"
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Vegeta looked at her reflection in the mirror, stunned. "I don't believe it! A mere human managed to tame Saiyajin hair!" The princess gawked at her new hairstyle. The other woman had been right. Her hair did have some nice natural reddish highlights. With the help of some styling products, the woman had managed to smooth down most of the Saiyajin's hair, save a few stubborn spikes that refused to be tamed. Those were taken care of when the woman parted her hair in the middle, causing the spikes to frame the Saiyajin's face nicely. "So? You like?" the stylist asked, ignoring the comment about a Saiyajin. "I like." Vegeta said, jumping up from the chair. "I'll be on my way now." "Wait!" the woman cried, grabbing the Saiyajin's hand. "Where are you going? Your hair was only the first step. We still have a facial, manicure, and make-up left!" Vegeta's shoulders slumped as she was forced to return to the chair. "Being a woman is harder than I thought…" she muttered, watching as the other woman pulled out several files and other odd looking instruments.
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"Wow! You have the coolest looking midnight blue highlights!!" the stylist cried as she rinsed the Saiyajin's hair. "That's nice." Goku said as she sucked on a lollipop the other woman had given her to keep the Saiyajin from eating all her products. "That shampoo I used helped tame your hair a bit, but not much. Not to worry though. I can still give you a super cool style with the spikes. You'll look great!" Goku blinked down at a hairstyle magazine she was looking through. "Ok, but make sure you don't go too far. There's a perverted old man stalking me and I don't want to provoke him anymore…if that's possible." The stylist once again laughed, thinking that the other woman was joking. "Well you'll have more than just one old man stalking you by the time I'm done with ya!" Goku's face paled a bit. "What?! Just how many old men are we talking here?!" "Keko!" the woman laughed, playfully punching the Saiyajin on the shoulder. Goku, on the other hand, wasn't laughing. Not at all.
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"You are NOT painting my nails that color!" Vegeta shouted, pulling her hand away from the other woman. "But why? The green will go with your hair and make-up really nicely." "I don't care! No green!" the Saiyajin cried, folding her arms stubbornly. The stylist stared at her for a moment for pulling out another bottle of nail polish. "If you let me paint them green, I'll put a coat of sparkles over top of it." Vegeta was about to refuse, but the bottle of sparkles flashed brilliantly as the light hit it just right, catching the Saiyajin's attention. "Weeeeellll…. Ok!" The princess extended her hand again to the other woman, smiling happily at the sparkly polish. "I'm going to look even better than Kak…Keko!" The stylist raised an eyebrow as the Saiyajin threw her head back and laughed evilly.
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"Ooooo!!! I want some of that too!!" Goku said happily, pointing to a bottle of glittery eye shadow. The stylist gasped as she looked from the Saiyajin, to the bottle. "You're right! It'd go perfect with the shiny look the make-up is giving you! You should do this professionally!" The woman smiled proudly. "Maybe I will. ChiChi is always badgering me to get a job." "Who's ChiChi?" the other woman asked as she applied to glitter to Goku's eyelids. "My wife." the Saiyajin said without thinking. The stylist nearly choked, looking at a now wide-eyed Goku. "Uh… I mean… She might as well be my wife the way she bosses me around, heh...heh…" The other woman finally remembered to breathe and laughed again. "You had me going there for a minute, Keko!" "Yeah…" the Saiyajin chuckled nervously, looking around the room. "Is it hot in here?"
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Bulma and ChiChi squealed loudly as they spotted each other in the parlor. Bulma had a brand new hairstyle now, which was parted on the side and layered. The make-up she had on made her look several years younger as well. ChiChi also had a new hairstyle. For once, the woman's dark, shiny hair wasn't in a bun. Instead, it had been pulled up into a half ponytail and fluffed up a bit, giving it a fuller look. Her make-up highlighted her high cheekbones and proved that she was indeed a nice looking woman. "You look wonderful, ChiChi!!" Bulma cried, slightly shocked at the other woman's new appearance. "You too!" ChiChi smiled, admiring the woman's new hairstyle. "So you think Goku and Vegeta let their stylists touch them?" Bulma asked, chuckling. "We're about to find out…" ChiChi replied, turning around as she heard a couple of familiar voices.
Both women's jaws hit the floor as Vegeta came into view, still chatting with her stylist. The Saiyajin's hair looked like it had lightened up considerably and was now a dark shade of brown with several reddish highlights running throughout it. Most its spikes had been smoothed out, and the ones that were left were carefully styled to set off the Saiyajin's facial features. Vegeta's eyes were highlighted in a light green eye shadow, which was complimented by a skin color blush. Instead of lipstick, the stylist had used a clear lip-gloss, which completed the look nicely. Her nails were shaped and painted with a darker green polish, which was covered with a layer of glitter.
Bulma's eyes narrowed once she had gotten over her shock. "Darn it, Veronica! You're STILL better looking than me!!" "Of course I am, woman. I'm better looking than you when I'm in Oozaru form." The blue haired woman was about to respond when she focused on something behind the Saiyajin. ChiChi gasped, causing Vegeta to spin around, her eyes narrowing slightly. Goku skipped down the hallway happily while sucking on another lollipop, oblivious to everyone staring at her. The Saiyajin's hair seemed even darker than normal thanks to a good cleaning, and shone with midnight blue highlights. The front of her hair had been feathered lightly to tame some of the spikes, with a few hanging down for bangs. The rest of the woman's hair had been straightened for the most part and hung down to her shoulder blades. Goku's face seemed to be glowing brightly as well. The Saiyajin's eyes were lined with black eyeliner and her eyelids were done in a light shade of pink, which had glitter over top of it. The Saiyajin's blush and glossy lipstick was a light shade of pink as well. To top it all off, the woman's nails were painted in pink and had white designs painted on them.
"Keko! Stop using your ki to make yourself glow!" Vegeta cried, jealousy obvious in her voice. Goku blinked, finally noticing the small group. "Huh? I'm not." ChiChi, who had finally managed to put her eyes back in their sockets, marched up to the other woman, walking in a circle around her. "Hey ChiChi! You look nice!" Goku said, happy to see the other woman's hair down for once. "Darn it, Keko! Don't act like you don't notice!" ChiChi cried, looking at the Saiyajin's incredibly shiny hair. Goku blinked and looked over at Bulma and Vegeta, jumping when she saw the glares on their faces. The Saiyajin removed the lollipop from her mouth and frowned. "What'd I do?" Bulma threw her hands in the air angrily. "You're prettier than all of us!!" she cried. "I've been beaten once again by Kakarotto!!" Vegeta shouted, no longer caring about looking sane. Goku raised an eyebrow and slowly placed the lollipop back in her mouth, not even noticing the group of old perverted men gawking in through the parlor windows.
Hehe! That's it for chapter 2. I have pics of Vegeta and Goku as girls on my site. They're in the fan art section. Pic number 19 for Lauryn. (That's me.) http://www.geocities.com/ssjhumor/
By: Lauryn Marino
3/29/2002
Here it is. Chapter 2 to 'Jelly Belly Helly', entitled, 'Helly Spelly'. Enjoy!
Bulma looked between Goku and Vegeta, who were both frowning angrily as they looked down at the bodies they'd have to live in for at least a couple months. ChiChi sighed and rubbed her temples. "Well, Goku. I've told you a million times before. Don't take candy from strangers." "Well how was I supposed to know it'd turn me into a woman?! I was willing to risk getting sick, but not this!" the Saiyajin cried, throwing her hands in the air. Vegeta grumbled in annoyance, glaring at Goku from the corner of her eye. Bulma smirked at the Saiyajin and folded her arms. "Well, Vegeta. At least now you'll know what it's like to be me." The prince…er…princess smirked and looked over at the blue haired woman. "You're wrong. I still have no idea what it's like to be that ugly." "WHAT?!" Bulma growled, advancing on the other woman. ChiChi suddenly jumped between them to avoid another catfight. "Please, ladies! Let's try to stay civilized here, ok? There are a few things we need to discuss since there's nothing we can do to get these two back to normal except wait." "Like what?" Vegeta mumbled, glaring at the floor as she folded her arms. "Like…" the woman continued. "Names for one." "We have names!!" the princess growled. "You have a man's name." Bulma interrupted. "Unless you want to get strange looks while we're out in public, you'll have to have a woman's name." "I'm not going out in public like this!!!" Vegeta roared, her face turning red. "You have to!" Bulma yelled back. "You need to get new clothes! Do you plan on walking around in skin tight spandex the whole time?!" The Saiyajin's face turned red as she looked at herself. "No…" "All right then." the blue haired woman continued, smirking at her victory. "Now… How about Veronica?" "That's a great name!" ChiChi boasted, nodding in agreement. "And we already decided that Goku's public name will be Keko." "I don't remember deciding that…" Goku mumbled. ChiChi smiled and pinched the Saiyajin's cheek. "But I did. That's what I was going to name Gohan if he was a girl, so I want to use it. That's that!" The Saiyajin pulled away from the other woman and pouted, causing the others to chuckle.
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"Veronica are you ready yet?! We're waiting!" Bulma shouted, tapping her foot impatiently as she waited outside of the dressing room. "I'm not coming out, woman!!" the Saiyajin shouted, attracting attention from a few other shoppers. The blue haired woman sighed and looked over at ChiChi and Goku. The other Saiyajin was standing in front of a three-way mirror as ChiChi adjusted some new clothes she was wearing. Bulma smirked as she watched. "Who knew those two Saiyajins would have such nice figures…" "I HEARD THAT!!" Vegeta shouted, glaring at the woman from the dressing room. "It was a compliment!" Bulma shouted back. She blinked as she looked at the outfit she had picked out for the Saiyajin. It was very casual, consisting of the same style of jeans she wore, a snug t-shirt and an accessory or two, such as a belt. The blue haired woman sighed. "Man… You've only been a woman for one day and you still have a better figure than me. No fair." Vegeta smirked. "Well maybe if you didn't eat junk food all day, you wouldn't be so flabby." "I'M NOT FLABBY! AND I DON'T EAT JUNK FOOD!!" the woman roared, turning a few heads. The princess smirked and walked over to a mirror. "My mistake. You're just naturally fat then." Bulma's face turned red as she watched the Saiyajin admire herself in the mirror. Vegeta paused after a moment and looked at the fuming woman's reflection before turning around to face her. "Bulma…" The blue haired woman paused for a moment, thinking that the Saiyajin might apologize. "Could you move over there? Your reflection is making me look less breath taking."
Goku blinked and turned around as she heard Bulma scream at the top of her lungs. She gasped as she spotted the blue haired woman, who looked as if she were about to murder a laughing Vegeta. The Saiyajin quickly ran over to the two and grabbed Bulma just as she was lunging for the princess, pulling her away to a safe distance. "Chill out, Bulma! People are staring!" Goku cried, struggling to calm the enraged woman. "Of course people are staring!" Vegeta called from where she was still looking into the mirror. "They've never seen an animal outside of the zoo before." "I'LL KILL YOU!!" Bulma screeched, struggling in the Saiyajin's grip. ChiChi sighed and walked over to the angry woman. "Relax, Bulma. It's probably just her time." The blue haired woman paused and looked over at a smirking ChiChi, then smiled herself. The two suddenly burst out laughing while a very confused Goku, and a very angry Vegeta, looked on. "Woman!!" the princess cried, her voice even higher than normal. Goku raised an eyebrow as she scratched her head. "Huh?" The other two women finally managed to regain themselves as they wiped tears away from their eyes. ChiChi patted the Saiyajin on the shoulder. "Nothing. You'll know soon enough." Goku looked at a very red faced Vegeta, then back at ChiChi. "HUH?!" "BAKA!" the other Saiyajin shouted, storming out of the dressing room. Goku scratched her head again.
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"Can we go now?!" Vegeta almost whined as the women walked through the mall, shopping bags in hand. "Go? We've only been here a couple hours! We have a whole day of shopping ahead of us!" Bulma chirped, looking at all the shops around her as if she were in a candy store. Vegeta and Goku both let out long drawn out sighs, rolling their eyes in the process. ChiChi glared back at the Saiyajins, causing them to immediately straighten up. "Behave yourselves! You're acting like children." "They always act like children." Bulma said, glancing at a certain shop they were passing. "It's just more noticeable now that they're women." ChiChi looked over at the shop Bulma was eyeing, her face lighting up. "A Beauty Parlor!!" The two Saiyajin's faces drained of color as they looked at the store, then at each other. "RUN AWAY!!" Vegeta shouted, both women turning to flee. They paused when they saw a group of familiar faces. Gohan, Goten, Videl, and Trunks to be exact. "Run the other way!" Goku cried, pointing to the Beauty Parlor. Each Saiyajin grabbed their wife and ran into the shop just in time to avoid being seen by the group.
The Saiyajins gasped for breath, stiffening when they saw what they had gotten themselves into. The shop was mostly pink with cosmetics, shampoos, stylists, perfumes, facials, and a bunch of other things that looked completely foreign to the women. "HELLO LADIES!!!" Goku and Vegeta jumped in surprise as a tall man ran over to them, beaming. He talked like a woman and acted like one too. "Oh you four are so lovely!" the man boasted, waving his hand and shifting his weight to one foot. "We are going to have sooooooo much fun making you all look even more glamorous!" Goku and Vegeta slowly looked at each other, then at Bulma and ChiChi, who were squealing in delight at the man. "H…hey Vegeta. You think he was once a woman who was turned into a man by the same jelly beans we ate?" "We can only hope so…" the princess replied, eyeing the strange man oddly. "Right this way, ladies, right this way!" the stylist said, pushing the four women into the parlor.
"Now what would you ladies like to have done today?" the man asked, resting his head in his fist as he crossed his other arm over his chest. Bulma smiled and looked at the other women. "Everything! Hair, make-up, facials, and nails!" ChiChi nodded eagerly as the two Saiyajins shook their heads in horror. Unfortunately, no one seemed to notice. "Right this way then! We'll put you all in separate rooms so it'll be a surprise when you all meet up again!" "But, but, but, but…." Goku stuttered as ChiChi was led away and another woman came over to shoo her into a room. Vegeta snickered in amusement as the other Saiyajin disappeared into a room, still stuttering. Her smile faded when Bulma was led away and she soon found herself in a room with another woman, who was holding a pair of scissors and beaming happily. She squeaked weakly as the woman patted the chair.
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Goku looked around the room in awe. She'd never seen so many weird things in her life. The Saiyajin walked over to a table full of make-up and opened up a tube of lipstick. She eyed the bright red cosmetic in confusion before taking a bite out of it. "Mmmm… Not bad." she said, turning around to face a very shocked looking stylist. "Hi! My name's Go…er…Keko!" The Saiyajin blinked and took another bite out of the lipstick. "What?" The stylist looked at the lipstick, the back at Goku. The woman raised an eyebrow before hitting herself on the forehead. "I'm sorry! Ya want some? It's really good!" The other woman fell over, confusing the Saiyajin even further. "Wow, you're stranger than that guy out there. Did he used to be a woman?" The stylist slowly pulled herself off the floor, moaning as she rubbed her head. "Why do I always get the crazy ones…."
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"NO WAY!!! DON'T CUT MY HAIR!!" Vegeta shouted, jumping up from the chair she was in. "I already let you shampoo it! That's as far as you go, woman!!" The stylist smiled at the Saiyajin and motioned for her to sit down again. "Not to worry! I'm an expert. There's no way I can mess up." Vegeta growled and backed away. "You don't understand! If you cut my hair, it won't grow back!" The other woman laughed. "I know hair grows slow, but it'll grow back. But ok. If you don't want me to cut it, that's fine. But at least let me put some highlights in it. And maybe style it a bit?" The Saiyajin gave it a little bit of thought before nodding. "Very well. But put the scissors down." The stylist chuckled and placed the scissors on the table, smiling when the other woman hopped back into the seat. "Alright. You have a very nice hair color. A very dark brown from what I can tell. With a little work, I can have some really nice reddish brown highlights running through it. "Whatever." Vegeta muttered. "Just make sure you don't cut anything." "Got it." the woman replied, setting to work.
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Goku blinked as her chair was turned around to face the mirror again. "AHHHHH!!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SKIN?!" the Saiyajin cried, looking at her now green complexion. The stylist laughed, patting the stunned woman on the head. "You must be really new at this. Don't worry. It's just a facial mask. It'll make your skin glow!" Goku relaxed a bit and sat back in the chair, cocking her head to the side. "But won't that hurt people's eyes when they look at me?" The other woman once again laughed as she played with the Saiyajin's hair, trying to decide how to style the spiky locks. "You're such a joker, Keko. Has your hair always been this spiky?" The Saiyajin nodded, forgetting about her skin for the moment. "Sort of. It used to be a lot shorter, but it was still impossible to style. I don't want you to cut it though. I won't grow back." The stylist chuckled again. "Sure it will. But I like it long like this anyway. I'll just bring out some highlights and try to tame it a bit. We have some of the best hair products out there, ya know." Goku nodded absently as she scooped some of her facial mask onto her finger, then licked it off. "Mmm! This is even better than that other stuff!" The other woman raised an eyebrow, but nodded in agreement. "I should hope so. At least this stuff is made with all natural products…"
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Vegeta looked at her reflection in the mirror, stunned. "I don't believe it! A mere human managed to tame Saiyajin hair!" The princess gawked at her new hairstyle. The other woman had been right. Her hair did have some nice natural reddish highlights. With the help of some styling products, the woman had managed to smooth down most of the Saiyajin's hair, save a few stubborn spikes that refused to be tamed. Those were taken care of when the woman parted her hair in the middle, causing the spikes to frame the Saiyajin's face nicely. "So? You like?" the stylist asked, ignoring the comment about a Saiyajin. "I like." Vegeta said, jumping up from the chair. "I'll be on my way now." "Wait!" the woman cried, grabbing the Saiyajin's hand. "Where are you going? Your hair was only the first step. We still have a facial, manicure, and make-up left!" Vegeta's shoulders slumped as she was forced to return to the chair. "Being a woman is harder than I thought…" she muttered, watching as the other woman pulled out several files and other odd looking instruments.
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"Wow! You have the coolest looking midnight blue highlights!!" the stylist cried as she rinsed the Saiyajin's hair. "That's nice." Goku said as she sucked on a lollipop the other woman had given her to keep the Saiyajin from eating all her products. "That shampoo I used helped tame your hair a bit, but not much. Not to worry though. I can still give you a super cool style with the spikes. You'll look great!" Goku blinked down at a hairstyle magazine she was looking through. "Ok, but make sure you don't go too far. There's a perverted old man stalking me and I don't want to provoke him anymore…if that's possible." The stylist once again laughed, thinking that the other woman was joking. "Well you'll have more than just one old man stalking you by the time I'm done with ya!" Goku's face paled a bit. "What?! Just how many old men are we talking here?!" "Keko!" the woman laughed, playfully punching the Saiyajin on the shoulder. Goku, on the other hand, wasn't laughing. Not at all.
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"You are NOT painting my nails that color!" Vegeta shouted, pulling her hand away from the other woman. "But why? The green will go with your hair and make-up really nicely." "I don't care! No green!" the Saiyajin cried, folding her arms stubbornly. The stylist stared at her for a moment for pulling out another bottle of nail polish. "If you let me paint them green, I'll put a coat of sparkles over top of it." Vegeta was about to refuse, but the bottle of sparkles flashed brilliantly as the light hit it just right, catching the Saiyajin's attention. "Weeeeellll…. Ok!" The princess extended her hand again to the other woman, smiling happily at the sparkly polish. "I'm going to look even better than Kak…Keko!" The stylist raised an eyebrow as the Saiyajin threw her head back and laughed evilly.
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"Ooooo!!! I want some of that too!!" Goku said happily, pointing to a bottle of glittery eye shadow. The stylist gasped as she looked from the Saiyajin, to the bottle. "You're right! It'd go perfect with the shiny look the make-up is giving you! You should do this professionally!" The woman smiled proudly. "Maybe I will. ChiChi is always badgering me to get a job." "Who's ChiChi?" the other woman asked as she applied to glitter to Goku's eyelids. "My wife." the Saiyajin said without thinking. The stylist nearly choked, looking at a now wide-eyed Goku. "Uh… I mean… She might as well be my wife the way she bosses me around, heh...heh…" The other woman finally remembered to breathe and laughed again. "You had me going there for a minute, Keko!" "Yeah…" the Saiyajin chuckled nervously, looking around the room. "Is it hot in here?"
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Bulma and ChiChi squealed loudly as they spotted each other in the parlor. Bulma had a brand new hairstyle now, which was parted on the side and layered. The make-up she had on made her look several years younger as well. ChiChi also had a new hairstyle. For once, the woman's dark, shiny hair wasn't in a bun. Instead, it had been pulled up into a half ponytail and fluffed up a bit, giving it a fuller look. Her make-up highlighted her high cheekbones and proved that she was indeed a nice looking woman. "You look wonderful, ChiChi!!" Bulma cried, slightly shocked at the other woman's new appearance. "You too!" ChiChi smiled, admiring the woman's new hairstyle. "So you think Goku and Vegeta let their stylists touch them?" Bulma asked, chuckling. "We're about to find out…" ChiChi replied, turning around as she heard a couple of familiar voices.
Both women's jaws hit the floor as Vegeta came into view, still chatting with her stylist. The Saiyajin's hair looked like it had lightened up considerably and was now a dark shade of brown with several reddish highlights running throughout it. Most its spikes had been smoothed out, and the ones that were left were carefully styled to set off the Saiyajin's facial features. Vegeta's eyes were highlighted in a light green eye shadow, which was complimented by a skin color blush. Instead of lipstick, the stylist had used a clear lip-gloss, which completed the look nicely. Her nails were shaped and painted with a darker green polish, which was covered with a layer of glitter.
Bulma's eyes narrowed once she had gotten over her shock. "Darn it, Veronica! You're STILL better looking than me!!" "Of course I am, woman. I'm better looking than you when I'm in Oozaru form." The blue haired woman was about to respond when she focused on something behind the Saiyajin. ChiChi gasped, causing Vegeta to spin around, her eyes narrowing slightly. Goku skipped down the hallway happily while sucking on another lollipop, oblivious to everyone staring at her. The Saiyajin's hair seemed even darker than normal thanks to a good cleaning, and shone with midnight blue highlights. The front of her hair had been feathered lightly to tame some of the spikes, with a few hanging down for bangs. The rest of the woman's hair had been straightened for the most part and hung down to her shoulder blades. Goku's face seemed to be glowing brightly as well. The Saiyajin's eyes were lined with black eyeliner and her eyelids were done in a light shade of pink, which had glitter over top of it. The Saiyajin's blush and glossy lipstick was a light shade of pink as well. To top it all off, the woman's nails were painted in pink and had white designs painted on them.
"Keko! Stop using your ki to make yourself glow!" Vegeta cried, jealousy obvious in her voice. Goku blinked, finally noticing the small group. "Huh? I'm not." ChiChi, who had finally managed to put her eyes back in their sockets, marched up to the other woman, walking in a circle around her. "Hey ChiChi! You look nice!" Goku said, happy to see the other woman's hair down for once. "Darn it, Keko! Don't act like you don't notice!" ChiChi cried, looking at the Saiyajin's incredibly shiny hair. Goku blinked and looked over at Bulma and Vegeta, jumping when she saw the glares on their faces. The Saiyajin removed the lollipop from her mouth and frowned. "What'd I do?" Bulma threw her hands in the air angrily. "You're prettier than all of us!!" she cried. "I've been beaten once again by Kakarotto!!" Vegeta shouted, no longer caring about looking sane. Goku raised an eyebrow and slowly placed the lollipop back in her mouth, not even noticing the group of old perverted men gawking in through the parlor windows.
Hehe! That's it for chapter 2. I have pics of Vegeta and Goku as girls on my site. They're in the fan art section. Pic number 19 for Lauryn. (That's me.) http://www.geocities.com/ssjhumor/