Sorry I took so long to get this out. Work has been killing me lately.
KILLING ME, I SAY! This is short, but it got good reviews on my site…so…
enjoy!
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Goku folded her arms as she strolled down one of Capsule Corp's many hallways. The Saiyajin had quickly grown bored with the party and decided that she'd go for a walk. The woman would have ventured outside if not for the several prying eyes of passing humans, so she decided that Capsule Corp was more than big enough to satisfy her. Goku blinked as she heard the sound of several people talking and stopped in front of a door, slowly pushing it open so she could see inside. The room was completely dark, even though it was in the middle of the day. Whoever was in the room had pulled the curtains shut, leaving only the light the TV emitted to brighten the area. Goku scanned the room, smirking when she spotted Vegeta, who was rocking back and forth nervously on the couch as she watched a cartoon. The Saiyajin raised her fingers to her forehead, using her instant transmission technique to teleport herself right behind the couch the princess was currently occupying. Goku bit back a laugh she felt growing in her throat as she slowly peered over the back of the couch, smirking at Vegeta. The Saiyajin quickly ducked out of sight as the princess glanced behind her, successfully avoiding being discovered. Unable to control herself any longer, Goku bounded out from behind the couch, flailing her arms and screaming at the top of her lungs. Vegeta's eyes narrowed as her heart found a new home in her throat and immediately dove off the couch, screaming in horror as she threw several objects at the other Saiyajin, who was still covered in the shadows.
Goku laughed uncontrollably as she easily avoided the objects thrown at her, watching as Vegeta continued to scream and run around. The Saiyajin's laughter soon died down as the princess finally dropped to the floor, gasping for air. "….Vegeta? You ok? It's me. Goku." Silence filled the air for a moment, with the exception of the princess's ragged breathing. "Kak…Kakarotto?" Goku clicked on a light and nodded, a smile spreading over her face. "Sorry. I thought you would have been able to sense me or something." Vegeta slowly sat up, waiting for her eyes to adjust to the light. It took the woman a moment to recognize the other Saiyajin with blonde hair, but once she did, she wasn't happy at all. "Kakarotto!! How dare you sneak up on me like that!! I should kill you!" Goku snickered and flopped down on the couch, flicking some loose strands of hair out of her eyes. "Yeah, but then the sight of my dead body would probably give you a heart attack. You're jumpy." Vegeta balled her hands into fists as she walked around to the front of the couch, frowning angrily. "I am NOT jumpy!" Goku blinked as a small housefly flew into the princess's line of sight, causing the woman to shriek in horror as she jumped into the other Saiyajin's lap. "Kill it, Kakarotto!!"
Goku raised an eyebrow, about to reply when the door slowly opened. The two Saiyajins glanced over the back of the couch, spotting none other than Master Roshi, who was drooling on his shoes. "Oh my! Looks like the real party is up here! Heh, heh!" The two Saiyajins stared at the hermit for a moment before looking back at each other. Goku's face turned red as she quickly pushed Vegeta off of her, causing the princess to fall onto the floor with a thud. "Kakarotto! You could have bruised my royal flesh!" Roshi chuckled as yet another perverted thought entered his mind. "Yes, well you Saiyajins play pretty rough after all." "ROSHI!!!" Goku and Vegeta shouted at once, each forming a ki ball in their hand. "I think that's my cue to leave!" the old man cried, taking off down the hallway. The two Saiyajins screamed in anger and ran after him, intent on shutting him up for good.
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"So where do you think Goku and Vegeta are?" Yamcha asked, noticing that both Saiyajins had been absent for quite some time. "Well Vegeta's probably hiding in a corner somewhere and Goku's probably poking someone's eyes out for looking at her." Bulma said, running her hands through her hair as she thought about the possibilities. The group sat there a moment before loud screaming erupted within the peaceful setting. Suddenly, Roshi, followed closely by Goku and Vegeta, went running by so fast that they were almost a blur. "Uh oh… That can't be good. I thought someone was watching that old man!" Gohan cried, blinking as the entire group merely shrugged their shoulders. Everyone jumped up and ran in the direction the three had gone, eventually finding themselves outside. "We have to get to Roshi before Goku and Vegeta do!" Gohan cried, looking around the large yard. The demi-Saiyajin blinked as Piccolo tapped him on the shoulder, then pointed in another direction. "Too late…" Gohan followed the Namek's pointed finger and gasped as he spotted the old man, who was hanging by his underwear from a tree. The entire group cringed. "That's gotta hurt…" Yamcha said, the others nodding in agreement. Goten and Trunks, who had seen the whole incident while playing outside, were too busy rolling on the ground laughing to be aware of the rest of the group. "Talk about a killer wedgie!" Trunks laughed. "Well I guess you'd be the expert here on wedgies, huh Trunks?" Goten chuckled in his innocent way. The purple haired demi-Saiyajin laughed even harder before stopping completely, glaring at his friend. "HEY!"
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"You two outta be ashamed of yourselves!" ChiChi lectured, glaring at the two Saiyajins, who were currently shoving food down their throats. "He's an old man! He's probably senile too!" Goku snorted and stopped eating for a moment. "Well I already gave a warning about what I was going to do if he wasn't kept away from me!" Gohan coughed a bit, remembering the comment that had made his face turn red earlier. ChiChi frowned and folded her arms. "I thought you said you were on a diet." Goku shrugged and continued eating. "Roshi runs faster than I thought. After that workout, I think it's safe to eat something." Vegeta looked around the kitchen as she swallowed a mouthful of food. "Where is that old man anyway? I want to make sure I don't see him while I'm eating. I may lose my appetite." ChiChi and Gohan looked at each other for a moment before turning back to the Saiyajins. "Did anyone get him down?" Gohan asked, watching as everyone shook their heads. "But that was hours ago!" ChiChi cried. "Surely SOMEONE noticed Roshi was still hanging from that tree!" Goku chuckled a bit and pointed out the glass patio door. "Someone noticed all right." Everyone blinked and looked outside. Trunks and Goten were currently running around the old man, poking at him with a couple sticks while laughing at his current predicament.
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LATER THAT NIGHT…
Everyone had left the party except the Sons and the Briefs. Tien and Choutzu decided it was best they go when they gave Vegeta her third heart attack of the night. The others were all chased away after receiving death threats from Goku when she caught any of them looking at her. Bulma sighed and flopped down on the couch. "You two sure know how to ruin a party." "It was boring anyway." Vegeta muttered, also taking a seat on the couch. "I didn't think so," Goku chirped, jumping onto the couch as well. "I thought it was pretty amusing when we had to electrocute Vegeta to get her heart beating again." The princess growled and folded her arms, glaring at the floor. "Well why do Tien and Choutzu have to be so freaky looking?! No wonder they live in secluded areas! They probably scare small children!" "I wasn't scared." Goten said, looking up from the hand held video game he was playing. "Shut up, brat! You were scared and you know it!" "I was not!" the demi-Saiyajin shouted back. "Were so!" "Were NOT!" Goten cried, bursting into Super Saiyajin form. Vegeta screamed in horror and dove behind the couch, peeking over the top at the child Super Saiyajin. "He's a demon!" she said, her voice shaking in fear. Goku raised an eyebrow as she scratched her blonde hair. "Um…Vegeta? He just went Super Saiyajin. You can do it too, ya know." The princess blinked as she slowly emerged from her hiding place behind the couch, clearing her throat as she took her seat again. "Yes… I was aware of that. I was just testing all of you." Everyone sat in silence for a moment, not believing what a fraidy cat the princess had become. "Er… How about we watch a movie, ne? The Sons can stay the night tonight since it's already so late." Bulma said as she walked over to the VCR and popped in a movie. "This is an older horror movie, so it shouldn't be that scary. It's called Poltergeist."
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EVEN LATER THAT NIGHT…
Vegeta pulled her covers up to her chin as she stared around the dark room. The Saiyajin jumped in fear as a tree branch scratched on the bedroom window and lightning flashed, lighting up the entire room for a couple seconds. "This is just like the movie…" she whispered, her eyes growing wider. "First the storm gets closer, then the tree gets scarier, and then the clown comes to life and tries to kill me!!!" Images of Choutzu flashed through Vegeta's mind, causing the woman to nearly have another heart attack. Unable to stand being by herself any longer, the Saiyajin cautiously edged out of bed, slowly making her way to the door. As she reached for the knob, a loud rumble of thunder erupted, causing the woman to immediately retreat to her bed once again, where she hid under the covers. "This is ridiculous! No one's going to get me!" the princess told herself, tossing the blankets aside. She gasped as lightning once again lit the room, casting the shadow of a body on the wall. Vegeta opened her mouth in a mute scream before bolting from the room.
Vegeta ran down the hallway and skidded to a stop in front of the room Goku was staying in. She quickly opened the door, gasping when she found an empty bed. "Kakarotto?!" No answer. Fearing that the evil ghosts had gotten the other Saiyajin, Vegeta continued her search of Capsule Corp, eventually ending up in the kitchen. The woman fumbled for the light switch, gasping when she realized that the power had been knocked out by the storm. She squinted into the room, trying desperately to see through the dark. Her eyes widened as the room once again lit up from the lightning, revealing Goku, who was motionless with her face buried in a bowl of cereal. "Oh my god!!! The evil clown drowned Kakarotto!!" she screamed, running around in a small circle. The Saiyajin managed to feel her way over to Goku, aided by the occasional burst of light from the storm. The woman poked at the motionless Saiyajin, her hand shaking the entire time. Vegeta attempted to calm her racing heart as she started to walk away, hoping to find someone who hadn't been murdered yet. She stopped dead in her tracks when she heard Goku moan. Vegeta spun around, gasping when she saw that the other Saiyajin was sitting up with pieces of cereal stuck to her face. "ZOMBIE!!" the princess screamed, grabbing the cereal box from the table before beating the other Saiyajin with it. "WAA!!" Goku fell to the floor and covered her head as Vegeta continued to hit her with the box, yelling about her being undead. "Vegeta! Quit it! I fell asleep!!" "You can't fool me!" the princess shouted. "You would have drowned in the milk!" "I didn't have any milk in there! I was too tired to pour it! Cut it out! I haven't gotten to look at the pictures on that box yet!" Vegeta blinked and stopped her assault, the cereal box still raised above her head. "Oh… Sorry."
Goku pulled herself off the floor, brushing herself off. "I think I have a marshmallow in my eye…" Vegeta snorted and tossed the box back on the table, trying to compose herself. "Baka. You shouldn't have fallen asleep in your cereal." "Whatever. What are you doing up anyway?" the Saiyajin asked, shoving a spoonful of cereal in her mouth. Vegeta, who suddenly remember why she had been looking for the Saiyajin in the first place, looked around the dark room cautiously, edging closer to the other woman. "The clown is after me…" she whispered. Goku raised an eyebrow. "What clown? Choutzu left hours ago." The princess shuddered at the mention of the little fighter's name, but quickly shook it off. "No… the other clown… from the movie." "Vegeta, there's no…" "No!" the princess cried, grabbing the front of Goku's nightshirt. "You don't understand! Weren't you paying attention to the movie?! First the storm comes, then the tree outside the window creeps me out, and now we have to figure out where the clown is before it finds us…" the Saiyajin whispered, glancing around. Goku snorted. "Ok, well first off, keep your hands off my shirt." Vegeta blinked, her face turning red as she jumped away. The Saiyajin continued. "And second, there's no clo---" Goku stopped short as lightning once again lit the room. The two Saiyajins looked out the window as a low moaning noise caught their attention. A figure outside was pressing itself against the glass, clawing at the window as it made inhuman noises. "IT'S THE CLOWN!!!" Vegeta cried, pointing in horror. Goku struggled to say something, the color draining from her face as another flash of lightning revealed that the figure had disappeared. "IT'S COMING FOR US!!" she finally managed to scream. The two Saiyajins looked at each other before they both began screaming in horror.
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I know it's short again, but time is not my friend. So what's after Goku and Vegeta? Is it another evil villain come to destroy the feminine warriors? Only time will tell!
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Goku folded her arms as she strolled down one of Capsule Corp's many hallways. The Saiyajin had quickly grown bored with the party and decided that she'd go for a walk. The woman would have ventured outside if not for the several prying eyes of passing humans, so she decided that Capsule Corp was more than big enough to satisfy her. Goku blinked as she heard the sound of several people talking and stopped in front of a door, slowly pushing it open so she could see inside. The room was completely dark, even though it was in the middle of the day. Whoever was in the room had pulled the curtains shut, leaving only the light the TV emitted to brighten the area. Goku scanned the room, smirking when she spotted Vegeta, who was rocking back and forth nervously on the couch as she watched a cartoon. The Saiyajin raised her fingers to her forehead, using her instant transmission technique to teleport herself right behind the couch the princess was currently occupying. Goku bit back a laugh she felt growing in her throat as she slowly peered over the back of the couch, smirking at Vegeta. The Saiyajin quickly ducked out of sight as the princess glanced behind her, successfully avoiding being discovered. Unable to control herself any longer, Goku bounded out from behind the couch, flailing her arms and screaming at the top of her lungs. Vegeta's eyes narrowed as her heart found a new home in her throat and immediately dove off the couch, screaming in horror as she threw several objects at the other Saiyajin, who was still covered in the shadows.
Goku laughed uncontrollably as she easily avoided the objects thrown at her, watching as Vegeta continued to scream and run around. The Saiyajin's laughter soon died down as the princess finally dropped to the floor, gasping for air. "….Vegeta? You ok? It's me. Goku." Silence filled the air for a moment, with the exception of the princess's ragged breathing. "Kak…Kakarotto?" Goku clicked on a light and nodded, a smile spreading over her face. "Sorry. I thought you would have been able to sense me or something." Vegeta slowly sat up, waiting for her eyes to adjust to the light. It took the woman a moment to recognize the other Saiyajin with blonde hair, but once she did, she wasn't happy at all. "Kakarotto!! How dare you sneak up on me like that!! I should kill you!" Goku snickered and flopped down on the couch, flicking some loose strands of hair out of her eyes. "Yeah, but then the sight of my dead body would probably give you a heart attack. You're jumpy." Vegeta balled her hands into fists as she walked around to the front of the couch, frowning angrily. "I am NOT jumpy!" Goku blinked as a small housefly flew into the princess's line of sight, causing the woman to shriek in horror as she jumped into the other Saiyajin's lap. "Kill it, Kakarotto!!"
Goku raised an eyebrow, about to reply when the door slowly opened. The two Saiyajins glanced over the back of the couch, spotting none other than Master Roshi, who was drooling on his shoes. "Oh my! Looks like the real party is up here! Heh, heh!" The two Saiyajins stared at the hermit for a moment before looking back at each other. Goku's face turned red as she quickly pushed Vegeta off of her, causing the princess to fall onto the floor with a thud. "Kakarotto! You could have bruised my royal flesh!" Roshi chuckled as yet another perverted thought entered his mind. "Yes, well you Saiyajins play pretty rough after all." "ROSHI!!!" Goku and Vegeta shouted at once, each forming a ki ball in their hand. "I think that's my cue to leave!" the old man cried, taking off down the hallway. The two Saiyajins screamed in anger and ran after him, intent on shutting him up for good.
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"So where do you think Goku and Vegeta are?" Yamcha asked, noticing that both Saiyajins had been absent for quite some time. "Well Vegeta's probably hiding in a corner somewhere and Goku's probably poking someone's eyes out for looking at her." Bulma said, running her hands through her hair as she thought about the possibilities. The group sat there a moment before loud screaming erupted within the peaceful setting. Suddenly, Roshi, followed closely by Goku and Vegeta, went running by so fast that they were almost a blur. "Uh oh… That can't be good. I thought someone was watching that old man!" Gohan cried, blinking as the entire group merely shrugged their shoulders. Everyone jumped up and ran in the direction the three had gone, eventually finding themselves outside. "We have to get to Roshi before Goku and Vegeta do!" Gohan cried, looking around the large yard. The demi-Saiyajin blinked as Piccolo tapped him on the shoulder, then pointed in another direction. "Too late…" Gohan followed the Namek's pointed finger and gasped as he spotted the old man, who was hanging by his underwear from a tree. The entire group cringed. "That's gotta hurt…" Yamcha said, the others nodding in agreement. Goten and Trunks, who had seen the whole incident while playing outside, were too busy rolling on the ground laughing to be aware of the rest of the group. "Talk about a killer wedgie!" Trunks laughed. "Well I guess you'd be the expert here on wedgies, huh Trunks?" Goten chuckled in his innocent way. The purple haired demi-Saiyajin laughed even harder before stopping completely, glaring at his friend. "HEY!"
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"You two outta be ashamed of yourselves!" ChiChi lectured, glaring at the two Saiyajins, who were currently shoving food down their throats. "He's an old man! He's probably senile too!" Goku snorted and stopped eating for a moment. "Well I already gave a warning about what I was going to do if he wasn't kept away from me!" Gohan coughed a bit, remembering the comment that had made his face turn red earlier. ChiChi frowned and folded her arms. "I thought you said you were on a diet." Goku shrugged and continued eating. "Roshi runs faster than I thought. After that workout, I think it's safe to eat something." Vegeta looked around the kitchen as she swallowed a mouthful of food. "Where is that old man anyway? I want to make sure I don't see him while I'm eating. I may lose my appetite." ChiChi and Gohan looked at each other for a moment before turning back to the Saiyajins. "Did anyone get him down?" Gohan asked, watching as everyone shook their heads. "But that was hours ago!" ChiChi cried. "Surely SOMEONE noticed Roshi was still hanging from that tree!" Goku chuckled a bit and pointed out the glass patio door. "Someone noticed all right." Everyone blinked and looked outside. Trunks and Goten were currently running around the old man, poking at him with a couple sticks while laughing at his current predicament.
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LATER THAT NIGHT…
Everyone had left the party except the Sons and the Briefs. Tien and Choutzu decided it was best they go when they gave Vegeta her third heart attack of the night. The others were all chased away after receiving death threats from Goku when she caught any of them looking at her. Bulma sighed and flopped down on the couch. "You two sure know how to ruin a party." "It was boring anyway." Vegeta muttered, also taking a seat on the couch. "I didn't think so," Goku chirped, jumping onto the couch as well. "I thought it was pretty amusing when we had to electrocute Vegeta to get her heart beating again." The princess growled and folded her arms, glaring at the floor. "Well why do Tien and Choutzu have to be so freaky looking?! No wonder they live in secluded areas! They probably scare small children!" "I wasn't scared." Goten said, looking up from the hand held video game he was playing. "Shut up, brat! You were scared and you know it!" "I was not!" the demi-Saiyajin shouted back. "Were so!" "Were NOT!" Goten cried, bursting into Super Saiyajin form. Vegeta screamed in horror and dove behind the couch, peeking over the top at the child Super Saiyajin. "He's a demon!" she said, her voice shaking in fear. Goku raised an eyebrow as she scratched her blonde hair. "Um…Vegeta? He just went Super Saiyajin. You can do it too, ya know." The princess blinked as she slowly emerged from her hiding place behind the couch, clearing her throat as she took her seat again. "Yes… I was aware of that. I was just testing all of you." Everyone sat in silence for a moment, not believing what a fraidy cat the princess had become. "Er… How about we watch a movie, ne? The Sons can stay the night tonight since it's already so late." Bulma said as she walked over to the VCR and popped in a movie. "This is an older horror movie, so it shouldn't be that scary. It's called Poltergeist."
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EVEN LATER THAT NIGHT…
Vegeta pulled her covers up to her chin as she stared around the dark room. The Saiyajin jumped in fear as a tree branch scratched on the bedroom window and lightning flashed, lighting up the entire room for a couple seconds. "This is just like the movie…" she whispered, her eyes growing wider. "First the storm gets closer, then the tree gets scarier, and then the clown comes to life and tries to kill me!!!" Images of Choutzu flashed through Vegeta's mind, causing the woman to nearly have another heart attack. Unable to stand being by herself any longer, the Saiyajin cautiously edged out of bed, slowly making her way to the door. As she reached for the knob, a loud rumble of thunder erupted, causing the woman to immediately retreat to her bed once again, where she hid under the covers. "This is ridiculous! No one's going to get me!" the princess told herself, tossing the blankets aside. She gasped as lightning once again lit the room, casting the shadow of a body on the wall. Vegeta opened her mouth in a mute scream before bolting from the room.
Vegeta ran down the hallway and skidded to a stop in front of the room Goku was staying in. She quickly opened the door, gasping when she found an empty bed. "Kakarotto?!" No answer. Fearing that the evil ghosts had gotten the other Saiyajin, Vegeta continued her search of Capsule Corp, eventually ending up in the kitchen. The woman fumbled for the light switch, gasping when she realized that the power had been knocked out by the storm. She squinted into the room, trying desperately to see through the dark. Her eyes widened as the room once again lit up from the lightning, revealing Goku, who was motionless with her face buried in a bowl of cereal. "Oh my god!!! The evil clown drowned Kakarotto!!" she screamed, running around in a small circle. The Saiyajin managed to feel her way over to Goku, aided by the occasional burst of light from the storm. The woman poked at the motionless Saiyajin, her hand shaking the entire time. Vegeta attempted to calm her racing heart as she started to walk away, hoping to find someone who hadn't been murdered yet. She stopped dead in her tracks when she heard Goku moan. Vegeta spun around, gasping when she saw that the other Saiyajin was sitting up with pieces of cereal stuck to her face. "ZOMBIE!!" the princess screamed, grabbing the cereal box from the table before beating the other Saiyajin with it. "WAA!!" Goku fell to the floor and covered her head as Vegeta continued to hit her with the box, yelling about her being undead. "Vegeta! Quit it! I fell asleep!!" "You can't fool me!" the princess shouted. "You would have drowned in the milk!" "I didn't have any milk in there! I was too tired to pour it! Cut it out! I haven't gotten to look at the pictures on that box yet!" Vegeta blinked and stopped her assault, the cereal box still raised above her head. "Oh… Sorry."
Goku pulled herself off the floor, brushing herself off. "I think I have a marshmallow in my eye…" Vegeta snorted and tossed the box back on the table, trying to compose herself. "Baka. You shouldn't have fallen asleep in your cereal." "Whatever. What are you doing up anyway?" the Saiyajin asked, shoving a spoonful of cereal in her mouth. Vegeta, who suddenly remember why she had been looking for the Saiyajin in the first place, looked around the dark room cautiously, edging closer to the other woman. "The clown is after me…" she whispered. Goku raised an eyebrow. "What clown? Choutzu left hours ago." The princess shuddered at the mention of the little fighter's name, but quickly shook it off. "No… the other clown… from the movie." "Vegeta, there's no…" "No!" the princess cried, grabbing the front of Goku's nightshirt. "You don't understand! Weren't you paying attention to the movie?! First the storm comes, then the tree outside the window creeps me out, and now we have to figure out where the clown is before it finds us…" the Saiyajin whispered, glancing around. Goku snorted. "Ok, well first off, keep your hands off my shirt." Vegeta blinked, her face turning red as she jumped away. The Saiyajin continued. "And second, there's no clo---" Goku stopped short as lightning once again lit the room. The two Saiyajins looked out the window as a low moaning noise caught their attention. A figure outside was pressing itself against the glass, clawing at the window as it made inhuman noises. "IT'S THE CLOWN!!!" Vegeta cried, pointing in horror. Goku struggled to say something, the color draining from her face as another flash of lightning revealed that the figure had disappeared. "IT'S COMING FOR US!!" she finally managed to scream. The two Saiyajins looked at each other before they both began screaming in horror.
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I know it's short again, but time is not my friend. So what's after Goku and Vegeta? Is it another evil villain come to destroy the feminine warriors? Only time will tell!