(Sorry I've taken so long writing this. The fic is finally coming to an
end though!)
Days, then weeks, then months passed, and needless to say, Goku and Vegeta had had just about enough of this 'being a woman' stuff. The magical effect the jellybeans they had eaten seemed to be taking longer to wear off than expected. ChiChi and Bulma, however, weren't complaining. This simply meant that they'd have more new clothes to wear once the Saiyajins finally took on their true forms again.
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Vegeta sat at the kitchen table, slowly pounding her head against the smooth surface in an attempt to ease the intense boredom she was currently suffering from. Bulma raised an eyebrow as she watched the Saiyajin, sipping on a soda as she leaned against the counter. "Bored?" she finally asked, cutting through the silence like a knife through butter. The princess immediately frowned as she looked at the other woman. "What gave it away?" she snapped, her voice dripping with sarcasm. Bulma snorted and flicked her hair behind her shoulder. "Geez! Someone's in a mood today! Do you want to go shopping or something?" "NO!" Vegeta cried, nearly causing the other woman to fall over in surprise. "If I have to step foot in another mall, I'll finally keep my word and destroy this entire planet!!" "Fine, whatever. But I think you need more clothes." the blue haired woman replied, taking another sip of her soda. The princess snorted and tapped her finger on the table. "You mean you need more clothes. I'm not Kakarotto, woman! I'm smart enough to know that you're just buying all this junk so you can have it when I change back!" Bulma chuckled as she left the room, feeling quite foolish for thinking she could trick the Saiyajin.
Vegeta glared at her retreating form before looking back at the table, ready to resume her game of, 'how many slams does it take to get to the center of a Saiyajin's head?'. "HEY VEGETA!" The princess screamed in surprise and fell out her chair, immediately glaring over at Goku, who was smiling, as usual. "What is it, baka?! Don't you ever knock?!" "No time for that!" the other Saiyajin said, her voice clearly giving away her excited mood. "I have great news!!" Vegeta folded her arms. "What? Did Dunken' Donuts get another shipment in?" Goku blinked before another smile found its way onto her face. "Oh yeah! That too! But I have something even better!" The princess raised an eyebrow. Surely it had to be something good to beat out the excitement fresh donuts could cause the other Saiyajin. "The world is being attacked!!!" Goku cried, unable to keep it in any longer. Vegeta's face immediately lit up as she jumped up off the floor she was still sitting on. "Really?! Is the villain seemingly unbeatable?!" she asked, her fists clenched in anticipation. "Yep!" "Well then lets go!!" the princess cried, taking off out the door with Goku right behind.
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Goku hummed happily as she flew through the air, munching on a donut. "You just HAD to stop and get those, didn't you?" Vegeta asked dryly, her arms folded as she stared at her fellow Saiyajin. The woman nodded enthusiastically as she finished off the last tasty pastry. The princess was about to snap an insult when a large power level caught her attention. Both Saiyajins looked down at the bare landscape below them, finding themselves in a rocky desert. "There he is!" Goku said, pointing at a large figure that was currently blowing up the surrounding area while laughing evilly. The two Saiyajins landed and stared at the villain for a moment, sizing up their competition. The being was a large, almost Namekin looking creature. Its reddish skin was stretched over bulky steel muscles, which seemed to flex with each movement the villain made. He had spiky black hair and sharp facial features, giving the alien a handsome and strong appearance.
Vegeta folded her arms and smirked. "I think we can take this guy. No problem. What do you think, Kakarotto?" "I think he's dreamy…" the other woman replied, causing the princess to fall over, kicking up dust from the dry ground as she did so. Vegeta looked back at the Saiyajin, shock written all over her face. Goku's eyes were currently large and watery, her fingers laced together as she stared at the villain, who hadn't taken notice to them yet. Vegeta jumped up and slapped the other Saiyajin several times, trying to knock some sense into the warrior. "GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF!! YOU'VE BEEN A WOMAN FAR TOO LONG!!" Goku immediately snapped out of the daze she'd been in, her face turning red from embarrassment. "Sorry, Vegeta…." "Yes, you are…" the princess replied, returning her attention to the reason they'd come in the first place.
The red creature was now staring at the two women, Vegeta's screaming having caught his attention. "Who are you?" he asked, scratching his head. "No, who are YOU?" the princess snapped, folding her arms in irritation. "Ah yes. My name is Ketto." Goku blinked and looked around at the smoking rubble that used to be… rubble… "What are you doing out here? What's the point of blowing up a bunch of rocks?" Ketto shrugged and looked around. "Have you ever spent the day blasting innocents? Their screaming becomes extremely annoying." The two Saiyajins slowly looked at each other before returning their eyes to the creature before them. "So… Why are you here then?" Vegeta asked, beginning to become disappointed with their current situation. "I want to fight the strongest beings on this planet! Now go fetch them for me, puny human women!" "Uh oh…" Goku looked over at Vegeta, who was becoming so angry that steam was actually coming out of her ears. "I…am…no…HUMAN!!!" the princess roared, her ki skyrocketing as the surrounding area was flattened from the shockwave she created. Ketto was obviously speechless as he watched the Saiyajin's hair become golden while her eyes lightened to an aqua color. "I…. I didn't know humans could change their hair and eye color…" Goku slapped her hand over her face as Vegeta screamed in rage, taking her power to the next level as her hair became spikier than before, her aurora glowing a brilliant golden color that was almost too bright to look at.
Goku watched as Vegeta continued to power up, screaming the entire time as the earth seemed to shake. Stones and boulders alike rose into the air and shattered into millions of pieces. The ground buckled and cracked, creating deep canyons that seemed to have no bottom. Even the clouds in the sky were pushed away from the enormous amount of energy the Saiyajin was creating. Goku cleared her throat in annoyance, causing the princess to stop screaming as she looked over at her fellow Saiyajin. "Too much?" she asked. "Just a tad." Goku replied, waving her hand back and forth in a so-so fashion. Vegeta hung her head in shame, containing her ki within her body once again, causing what remained of the floating boulders to drop back to the ground. Goku powered up as well, bursting into Super Saiyajin mode in a much less dramatic way than the princess had.
Ketto stared at the two Saiyajins in mute fascination, slowly stroking his chin. "So… Does this make you Super Humans for something?" "GAAAAAA!!! LEMME AT HIM!!" Vegeta shrieked, attempting to launch herself at the creature, only to be restrained by Goku. "Temper!! You know your fighting style gets sloppy when you're this mad!" the woman cried, loosening her grip as the princess relaxed a bit. "Fine," Vegeta said, brushing herself off. "I wouldn't want that dramatic transformation to go to waste anyway." Goku nodded and let go of the Saiyajin, gasping as the princess immediately launched herself at Ketto, who was totally unprepared as sharp nails made bloody cuts in his cheek. "What the…" "Vegeta! You're fighting like a girl! Use your fists!! Not nails!!" Goku cried, waving her hands in the air in frustration. The other Saiyajin blinked and looked at her bloody nails, then at Ketto, who was cradling his injured cheek. "Oh yeah…" she muttered, balling her hand into a fist instead.
The two Saiyajins both attacked Ketto, the thrill of battle flowing through their veins as they maneuvered to carry out their attacks and dodge others. Vegeta laughed evilly as she sent a large ki attack at the villain, who batted it off to the side with a smirk, causing it to smash into an unprepared Goku instead. The hit Saiyajin blinked as the tip of her hair smoked, then caught fire. She screamed in horror and batted at the flames. "My hair!! I'll get split ends!!" "Stop, drop, and roll, Kakarotto!!" Vegeta called, equally worried about the other Saiyajin's perfect hair. They may have been rivals, but no woman could bare to see such perfection get destroyed. Goku flew at the ground at an alarming rate, pulling up at the last moment so that she easily slid onto the ground, where she began rolling back and forth. A couple seconds later, the small fire was out, much to their relief.
Goku sat up and looked at the tip of the burned lock, her lip sticking out in a pout when she noticed a few of the golden strands were indeed split. Ketto blinked as the woman slowly turned and looked up at him, gasping when he caught a glimpse of the truly enraged expression on the Saiyajin's face. Before he could even react, Goku launched herself at the alien, throwing punches and kicks that moved so fast that he could barely keep up. Ketto growled in irritation as he finally managed to land a few punches of his own while dodging others. "I have to remember not to mess with a human's hair…" Vegeta screamed in rage, causing the villain to focus his attention on her for a moment, giving Goku just enough time to land a point blank ki blast in his chest. Ketto screamed in pain and plummeted to the ground, creating a large crater in the earth as he crash- landed, dust and dirt flying in all directions.
Vegeta stared down at the motionless figure, then glared over at Goku, who was currently mumbling about her slightly damaged hair again. "Kakarotto!! I wanted to end it!!" The other Saiyajin blinked and looked down at Ketto, who still wasn't moving. "Er… Sorry." The princess pouted slightly as she once again returned her gaze to the unconscious villain. She blinked as some movement caught her eye, a smile creeping onto her features. "Never mind…" Goku stopped examining her nails and watched as the other Saiyajin landed beside the crater Ketto was currently occupying. The man blinked as he looked up at the grinning princess, quickly jumping up and throwing his hands in front of him in defense. "I give up! You earth women are too much to handle!" Vegeta began laughing evilly as she formed a ki blast in her hand, intent on finishing this small threat for good.
Vegeta blinked, pausing as she was just about to launch her attack on her victim. She somehow felt… different. Goku rubbed her eyes as she stared at Vegeta, who seemed to have just put on several pounds in a matter of seconds. "Hey… You're back to normal!" she cried. The prince looked down at himself, now completely back to his usual male self. He spun around and looked at Goku, who was also back to normal. "So are you!" Goku, who hadn't noticed his own little change, looked down at himself as well, a smile spreading over his face when he was sure he was himself again. "Finally!! Come on! Lets go tell everyone!" the Saiyajin said in excitement, immediately blasting off toward home. Vegeta was about to take off as well when a small whimpering sound caught his attention. He blinked and peered back into the crater, where a cowering, and confused, Ketto still hovered, his eyes filled with fear. The prince snorted and turned away. "I'll let you live this time. Leave and don't come back because next time you won't be so lucky." Ketto nodded enthusiastically, relief clearly written all over his face. Vegeta took off after Goku, casually tossing the ki attack he still had in his hand over his shoulder. In his excitement of being back to normal, the Saiyajin didn't even notice the terrified scream of Ketto and the huge explosion in the landscape below.
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LATER THAT DAY…
"I'm so happy you're both back to normal!" Bulma said, smiling at Vegeta. The prince folded his arms and glared at the woman. "Yeah, now you can have all those clothes." The blue haired woman chuckled and nodded, causing a few small laughs to sound from the people around them. The entire Z senshi had once again gathered at Capsule Corp to celebrate the two Saiyajins being back to normal. "Well I'm certainly happy that my Goku's back to normal… and not just because I get all those clothes either. He was getting a little too sensitive for my liking." ChiChi said, glancing at her husband, who was currently shoving handfuls of food into his mouth. "Yeah," Yamcha agreed. "He's more fun to be around when he's not trying to kill us for looking at him." The others nodded in agreement.
The party continued on with no major problems all day long, which was rare for such an odd group. Bulma looked up as Goten and Trunks ran in, each holding their stomachs as if they were starving. "Moooooooom… Can we have a snack?" Trunks whined, putting on his best puppy dog look. The woman chuckled and nodded, motioning toward the kitchen. The two chibi's whooped happily and dashed into the next room. "JELLY BEANS!!" they shouted at once, causing everyone in the room to pale.
(Can you believe it?! I'm finally done! Hope you enjoyed it! I enjoyed writing it!)
Days, then weeks, then months passed, and needless to say, Goku and Vegeta had had just about enough of this 'being a woman' stuff. The magical effect the jellybeans they had eaten seemed to be taking longer to wear off than expected. ChiChi and Bulma, however, weren't complaining. This simply meant that they'd have more new clothes to wear once the Saiyajins finally took on their true forms again.
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Vegeta sat at the kitchen table, slowly pounding her head against the smooth surface in an attempt to ease the intense boredom she was currently suffering from. Bulma raised an eyebrow as she watched the Saiyajin, sipping on a soda as she leaned against the counter. "Bored?" she finally asked, cutting through the silence like a knife through butter. The princess immediately frowned as she looked at the other woman. "What gave it away?" she snapped, her voice dripping with sarcasm. Bulma snorted and flicked her hair behind her shoulder. "Geez! Someone's in a mood today! Do you want to go shopping or something?" "NO!" Vegeta cried, nearly causing the other woman to fall over in surprise. "If I have to step foot in another mall, I'll finally keep my word and destroy this entire planet!!" "Fine, whatever. But I think you need more clothes." the blue haired woman replied, taking another sip of her soda. The princess snorted and tapped her finger on the table. "You mean you need more clothes. I'm not Kakarotto, woman! I'm smart enough to know that you're just buying all this junk so you can have it when I change back!" Bulma chuckled as she left the room, feeling quite foolish for thinking she could trick the Saiyajin.
Vegeta glared at her retreating form before looking back at the table, ready to resume her game of, 'how many slams does it take to get to the center of a Saiyajin's head?'. "HEY VEGETA!" The princess screamed in surprise and fell out her chair, immediately glaring over at Goku, who was smiling, as usual. "What is it, baka?! Don't you ever knock?!" "No time for that!" the other Saiyajin said, her voice clearly giving away her excited mood. "I have great news!!" Vegeta folded her arms. "What? Did Dunken' Donuts get another shipment in?" Goku blinked before another smile found its way onto her face. "Oh yeah! That too! But I have something even better!" The princess raised an eyebrow. Surely it had to be something good to beat out the excitement fresh donuts could cause the other Saiyajin. "The world is being attacked!!!" Goku cried, unable to keep it in any longer. Vegeta's face immediately lit up as she jumped up off the floor she was still sitting on. "Really?! Is the villain seemingly unbeatable?!" she asked, her fists clenched in anticipation. "Yep!" "Well then lets go!!" the princess cried, taking off out the door with Goku right behind.
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Goku hummed happily as she flew through the air, munching on a donut. "You just HAD to stop and get those, didn't you?" Vegeta asked dryly, her arms folded as she stared at her fellow Saiyajin. The woman nodded enthusiastically as she finished off the last tasty pastry. The princess was about to snap an insult when a large power level caught her attention. Both Saiyajins looked down at the bare landscape below them, finding themselves in a rocky desert. "There he is!" Goku said, pointing at a large figure that was currently blowing up the surrounding area while laughing evilly. The two Saiyajins landed and stared at the villain for a moment, sizing up their competition. The being was a large, almost Namekin looking creature. Its reddish skin was stretched over bulky steel muscles, which seemed to flex with each movement the villain made. He had spiky black hair and sharp facial features, giving the alien a handsome and strong appearance.
Vegeta folded her arms and smirked. "I think we can take this guy. No problem. What do you think, Kakarotto?" "I think he's dreamy…" the other woman replied, causing the princess to fall over, kicking up dust from the dry ground as she did so. Vegeta looked back at the Saiyajin, shock written all over her face. Goku's eyes were currently large and watery, her fingers laced together as she stared at the villain, who hadn't taken notice to them yet. Vegeta jumped up and slapped the other Saiyajin several times, trying to knock some sense into the warrior. "GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF!! YOU'VE BEEN A WOMAN FAR TOO LONG!!" Goku immediately snapped out of the daze she'd been in, her face turning red from embarrassment. "Sorry, Vegeta…." "Yes, you are…" the princess replied, returning her attention to the reason they'd come in the first place.
The red creature was now staring at the two women, Vegeta's screaming having caught his attention. "Who are you?" he asked, scratching his head. "No, who are YOU?" the princess snapped, folding her arms in irritation. "Ah yes. My name is Ketto." Goku blinked and looked around at the smoking rubble that used to be… rubble… "What are you doing out here? What's the point of blowing up a bunch of rocks?" Ketto shrugged and looked around. "Have you ever spent the day blasting innocents? Their screaming becomes extremely annoying." The two Saiyajins slowly looked at each other before returning their eyes to the creature before them. "So… Why are you here then?" Vegeta asked, beginning to become disappointed with their current situation. "I want to fight the strongest beings on this planet! Now go fetch them for me, puny human women!" "Uh oh…" Goku looked over at Vegeta, who was becoming so angry that steam was actually coming out of her ears. "I…am…no…HUMAN!!!" the princess roared, her ki skyrocketing as the surrounding area was flattened from the shockwave she created. Ketto was obviously speechless as he watched the Saiyajin's hair become golden while her eyes lightened to an aqua color. "I…. I didn't know humans could change their hair and eye color…" Goku slapped her hand over her face as Vegeta screamed in rage, taking her power to the next level as her hair became spikier than before, her aurora glowing a brilliant golden color that was almost too bright to look at.
Goku watched as Vegeta continued to power up, screaming the entire time as the earth seemed to shake. Stones and boulders alike rose into the air and shattered into millions of pieces. The ground buckled and cracked, creating deep canyons that seemed to have no bottom. Even the clouds in the sky were pushed away from the enormous amount of energy the Saiyajin was creating. Goku cleared her throat in annoyance, causing the princess to stop screaming as she looked over at her fellow Saiyajin. "Too much?" she asked. "Just a tad." Goku replied, waving her hand back and forth in a so-so fashion. Vegeta hung her head in shame, containing her ki within her body once again, causing what remained of the floating boulders to drop back to the ground. Goku powered up as well, bursting into Super Saiyajin mode in a much less dramatic way than the princess had.
Ketto stared at the two Saiyajins in mute fascination, slowly stroking his chin. "So… Does this make you Super Humans for something?" "GAAAAAA!!! LEMME AT HIM!!" Vegeta shrieked, attempting to launch herself at the creature, only to be restrained by Goku. "Temper!! You know your fighting style gets sloppy when you're this mad!" the woman cried, loosening her grip as the princess relaxed a bit. "Fine," Vegeta said, brushing herself off. "I wouldn't want that dramatic transformation to go to waste anyway." Goku nodded and let go of the Saiyajin, gasping as the princess immediately launched herself at Ketto, who was totally unprepared as sharp nails made bloody cuts in his cheek. "What the…" "Vegeta! You're fighting like a girl! Use your fists!! Not nails!!" Goku cried, waving her hands in the air in frustration. The other Saiyajin blinked and looked at her bloody nails, then at Ketto, who was cradling his injured cheek. "Oh yeah…" she muttered, balling her hand into a fist instead.
The two Saiyajins both attacked Ketto, the thrill of battle flowing through their veins as they maneuvered to carry out their attacks and dodge others. Vegeta laughed evilly as she sent a large ki attack at the villain, who batted it off to the side with a smirk, causing it to smash into an unprepared Goku instead. The hit Saiyajin blinked as the tip of her hair smoked, then caught fire. She screamed in horror and batted at the flames. "My hair!! I'll get split ends!!" "Stop, drop, and roll, Kakarotto!!" Vegeta called, equally worried about the other Saiyajin's perfect hair. They may have been rivals, but no woman could bare to see such perfection get destroyed. Goku flew at the ground at an alarming rate, pulling up at the last moment so that she easily slid onto the ground, where she began rolling back and forth. A couple seconds later, the small fire was out, much to their relief.
Goku sat up and looked at the tip of the burned lock, her lip sticking out in a pout when she noticed a few of the golden strands were indeed split. Ketto blinked as the woman slowly turned and looked up at him, gasping when he caught a glimpse of the truly enraged expression on the Saiyajin's face. Before he could even react, Goku launched herself at the alien, throwing punches and kicks that moved so fast that he could barely keep up. Ketto growled in irritation as he finally managed to land a few punches of his own while dodging others. "I have to remember not to mess with a human's hair…" Vegeta screamed in rage, causing the villain to focus his attention on her for a moment, giving Goku just enough time to land a point blank ki blast in his chest. Ketto screamed in pain and plummeted to the ground, creating a large crater in the earth as he crash- landed, dust and dirt flying in all directions.
Vegeta stared down at the motionless figure, then glared over at Goku, who was currently mumbling about her slightly damaged hair again. "Kakarotto!! I wanted to end it!!" The other Saiyajin blinked and looked down at Ketto, who still wasn't moving. "Er… Sorry." The princess pouted slightly as she once again returned her gaze to the unconscious villain. She blinked as some movement caught her eye, a smile creeping onto her features. "Never mind…" Goku stopped examining her nails and watched as the other Saiyajin landed beside the crater Ketto was currently occupying. The man blinked as he looked up at the grinning princess, quickly jumping up and throwing his hands in front of him in defense. "I give up! You earth women are too much to handle!" Vegeta began laughing evilly as she formed a ki blast in her hand, intent on finishing this small threat for good.
Vegeta blinked, pausing as she was just about to launch her attack on her victim. She somehow felt… different. Goku rubbed her eyes as she stared at Vegeta, who seemed to have just put on several pounds in a matter of seconds. "Hey… You're back to normal!" she cried. The prince looked down at himself, now completely back to his usual male self. He spun around and looked at Goku, who was also back to normal. "So are you!" Goku, who hadn't noticed his own little change, looked down at himself as well, a smile spreading over his face when he was sure he was himself again. "Finally!! Come on! Lets go tell everyone!" the Saiyajin said in excitement, immediately blasting off toward home. Vegeta was about to take off as well when a small whimpering sound caught his attention. He blinked and peered back into the crater, where a cowering, and confused, Ketto still hovered, his eyes filled with fear. The prince snorted and turned away. "I'll let you live this time. Leave and don't come back because next time you won't be so lucky." Ketto nodded enthusiastically, relief clearly written all over his face. Vegeta took off after Goku, casually tossing the ki attack he still had in his hand over his shoulder. In his excitement of being back to normal, the Saiyajin didn't even notice the terrified scream of Ketto and the huge explosion in the landscape below.
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LATER THAT DAY…
"I'm so happy you're both back to normal!" Bulma said, smiling at Vegeta. The prince folded his arms and glared at the woman. "Yeah, now you can have all those clothes." The blue haired woman chuckled and nodded, causing a few small laughs to sound from the people around them. The entire Z senshi had once again gathered at Capsule Corp to celebrate the two Saiyajins being back to normal. "Well I'm certainly happy that my Goku's back to normal… and not just because I get all those clothes either. He was getting a little too sensitive for my liking." ChiChi said, glancing at her husband, who was currently shoving handfuls of food into his mouth. "Yeah," Yamcha agreed. "He's more fun to be around when he's not trying to kill us for looking at him." The others nodded in agreement.
The party continued on with no major problems all day long, which was rare for such an odd group. Bulma looked up as Goten and Trunks ran in, each holding their stomachs as if they were starving. "Moooooooom… Can we have a snack?" Trunks whined, putting on his best puppy dog look. The woman chuckled and nodded, motioning toward the kitchen. The two chibi's whooped happily and dashed into the next room. "JELLY BEANS!!" they shouted at once, causing everyone in the room to pale.
(Can you believe it?! I'm finally done! Hope you enjoyed it! I enjoyed writing it!)