The telephone in the office rang.

And Rang. and Rang.

and rang.

Mario strongly fought the urge to have Bowser go to Whiteside and destro-

"Whiteside Elementary. Mrs. Reynolds speaking."

"Yesa, hello-ah. I'ma Mario-ah. I'ma foster-parentah. Ya see-ah, I-ah just moved-ah herea. I'da like to enrolla my boys and thier sista, eh. Can I coma in lata today with me boys and soma der' older siblings, eh? Iah, can't hava them all a being sad about de move, d'ya seeya ?"

There was a long silence. Mario heard a familiar sound. He recognized it when Peach would blink a large amount in confusion.

Meanwhile, on the other phone line (Master hand had been oddly gracious in the accomidations)...

"You see, Having recently moved in here with my family, my large family, I've had to make some quick enrollments. I have the records of my daughters here. Both are outstanding in debate. One of my sons is an excellent mathematician. Thats a my boy Fox. Their brothers also have a plenty of records, but I must be going soon. I'm a so glad that the medical program accepted me back in for regular practice after my vaccine for herpes pulled through."

Ms. Storrs blinked. Dr. Mario counted roughly 56 blinks, by his ear.

Meanwhile, Luigi, being the (*caugh*)homemaker-type(*caugh*) he was, was making sandwiches, which he took to the backyard. Since they hadn't been aloud a TV, the boys had quickly taken to dueling to keep them occupied. Chibi-Link (Young link, but Roy called him Chibi and he had taken up something akin to hero worship of the swordsman so he went by Chibi-link) stared in ae as the three main swordsmen danced in a dangerous way.

After they stopped for sandwiches and wiped down from the sweat, they were about to start again, when Mario interrupted them.

"We're-a gonna go-ah and visit-tha schools-a now" He said.

The boys shrugged and sheathed their swords.

"Takea dem off, boys. We can't have ya wearing no blades a in disa town now." They didn't look to pleased. Especially when Gannon let out an evil chuckle. They were reassured, however, when Falcon held out his hand to collect the scabbards.

As Gannon let out a sigh, the boys, and girls, all walked to Whiteside, it being only a few blocks away.

Than came Slide.

"It..its F-Zero!" Nana said in exclamation. Ness scoffed.

"Righta, well. We'll justacross at da sidewalk like any good familia shoulda." Mario said, his patarnal instincs kicking in. Yoshi said something in aggreement, causing Ness to giggle on his back. To the passing cars, it appeared the boy was riding a large dog.

The crossing light came on and Link stepped into the curb as soon as traffic was cleared. Two milliseconds later he was flipping in the air back to the curb as cars drove by behind him.

"Righta...ehehehehehe" Mario said.

The group waited again. When the next crossing light lit up, Mario screamed "NOWSA!"

Link, Roy, Fox, Marth, and Mario all raced/flipped onto the other side of the street. Yoshi made a single jump and landed neatly on the other side. Ness traveled across with him.

The Ice-climbers made it to the middle of the street before performing their bungee-jump and landing neatly behind Mario.

From there, they simply had to walk alongside the road. Than they came to Whiteside.

Whiteside, with its proud gleaming name, its pine trees, its...playground. Its cage next to the blacktop (What the fuck? I mean, they built a prison. I know that those little prep fuckers were bad when I went there, but really, like Mr. Williams had to go and have them build a fucking cage, really. I bet Coach Sanders was behind some of it too.

We now return you to your fictional entry, already in progress) and the largest Elementary Library in Lubbock. (I swear. The thing is like a fucking acre big. hm ? whats that ? Oh, you want the entry do you ? very well than)

Ness stared up at the school's gym and grinned. He could have a PE Class again!

The group fallowed Mario, their surrogate father, through the main doors.

Mario quickly herded his boys into the office.