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"Whoa! Look at them!" Heero shouted as he saw five guys confronting a big guy. "That dude only has a
head, nothing else!" he exclaimed.

"Bitchin!" Quatre said in wide-eyed wonder. "No body! How awesome!" they landed their Gundams and the
confrontation stopped. When the guys dropped to the ground, the unknown guys walked around the
Gundams in admiration. "So, who are you?" Quatre asked the guy in light blue.

"My name is Cye. When I have my armor on, I am known as Cye of the Torrent." He studied Quatre and his
Gundam closely trying to figure out if he was an enemy or not. "Who are you?" he asked suspiciously.

"I am Quatre Reberba Winner and this is my Gundam Sandrock." Quatre stated friendly like and shook
hands with Cye.
* * *

"Hey, keep your hands off Nataku." WuFei said firmly to the guy in green. "Who are you? I am WuFei."

"Sage, Sage of the Halo." He said.

"Well, Sage, just keep away from Nataku, got it." *
* *

"Love the machine thing, so, who are you?" the guy in the dark blue armor asked. "My name is Rowen of
the Strata. Who are you?"

"It's my Gundam Heavyarms Custom and I am Trowa Barton."
* * *

"Kento of Hardrock, put her there." He stuck out his hand.

"Duo of Maxwell, just kidding, my name is Duo Maxwell, how's it goin?" Duo asked as he shook Kento's
hand.
* * *

"My name is Heero Yuy, who are you, and where are we?" Heero asked

"Ryo of Wildfire, the leader of the Ronin Warriors and possessor of the mystical White Armor, oh, and you
are in Tokyo, Japan. Well, actually this is the netherworld." He said.
* * *

Milliardo walked to the gigantic, bodiless, white translucent head in a daze of wonderment and amazement.
"Wow…" he whispered in awe. The head was looking at him in fear that he had appeared out of nowhere
with those large machines. Yes, he was scared.

"Who are you?" the bodiless guy boomed in the best scary voice he could. It was low and loud.

Unfazed by the voice, the fearless Milliardo Peacecraft, still walking, yelled back. "Hi there! My name is
Milliardo Peacecraft! Who are you?!" He was in awe of the figure. Upon hearing this, the Ronin Warriors ran
over to where Milliardo was standing so that they can defend him if necessary. Milliardo looked at Ryo, then
Rowen, then Sage, then Cye and then Kento and inspected their armor and weapons. "How cool!" he was
just amazed beyond belief. He reached for the Swords of Fervor, which were on Ryo's back. Ryo caught his
hand as he reached.

"No one may touch these except for me. Got it?" he stressed.

"That ain't fair!" Milliardo argued. "What if I want to hold them?" he asked. Ryo glared at him. "Fine then!"
he said in a harsh tone and turned toward Rowen. "Can I see that?"

"No, it's very powerful, to powerful for the likes of you." Rowen said.

"What is that supposed to mean?" he said with an attitude.

"It means that you are not experienced enough to handle this." he gestured to the big guy "or fight Tulpa.
Of course, this only an image of him." He finished.

"Whoa," Duo muttered "so this is Tulpa." He said in quiet awe. "I've read about him in our history books."
He informed louder so that every one would think he was smarter than he looked. They looked at him
questionably.

"We made history?" Kento said in astonishment. His eyes were wide with happiness. "Ryo. Didja hear that?
We made history!" he said with excitement and joy.

"But now the future might change because these guys from the future have shown up and told us. It might
not be the same any more." Cye explained.

"You're right. As much as I hate to say it, you are right." Sage reluctantly said with a sigh.

"Yes, he is." Ryo said in a flat voice. Milliardo still stared at Tulpa with wide-eyed wonderment.

"Is he always like this?" Milliardo asked with a bit of jealousy in his tone. "That would be so cool to be
bodiless. Only a head, wow." He whispered in awe.

"He has a body, but it is not being projected right now. He wants our armors but with us fighting and Lady
Kira helping us, we will not let him have them." Ryo said with confidence. "Are we guys?!" he concluded.
The rest of the Ronin let out hoots and hollers, signs that they were agreeing with him. "See?" he asked
Milliardo. "Tulpa isn't even gonna lay his hands on our armor."

"Well why not? This guy is bad-ass!" Milliardo enthusiastically said. "Who cares if he is evil, evil is a good
thing in my world!"

"No it's not dumb ass. That's why you will die, I will have the pleasure of killing you." Heero said lightly.

"Well, that's a pleasure you will never know, because you are weak." Now Milliardo was in Heero's face,
well, kinda because he was much taller than Heero. So, it's more like Heero was staring at Milliardo's chest
before he had to look up.

"I wish I was in Heero's place." the narrator said dreamily. She spaced out, imagining herself next
to Milliardo. Now they were looking at the narrator. She came back to reality and pulled herself together.

"Look, I know I'm hot, but…" he said nicely, but a bit agitated, "will you just get on with the story!"
Milliardo yelled.

"Umm, Miss Narrator, did you even see me?" Duo said with a throat clearing. Now he tried showing off his
body. The Ronin looked back and forth between the pilots and the narrator in utter confusion. "Well, do you
see me now?" Duo added.

"What about me, I am much hotter than Duo or Milliardo could ever hope to be." Quatre said with
confidence while stepping in front of Milliardo and Duo.

"Uh, no." stated Heero as he began to show off his muscles.

"Hey, if you want muscles, look at me." Trowa took of his shirt and flexed. "I got the muscles, all these
guys," he paused for drama, "are weaklings." He finished while flexing all his muscles one at a time. He
smiled while flexing.

"Put back on your shirt!" WuFei shouted. "No one wants to see your ugly ass when they could be looking at
me." He said while making eye contact with the narrator.

"I still think Milliardo is hot, and," she continued, "he is my age." That was the blow, the other guys'
confidence fell to the ground. "You guys are cute in a babyish kind of way." She cut them down to shreds
without even trying.

"Hey, what about me?" Lady Kira chimed in. "I think you guys are incredibly hot!" she had been trying to
contain her feelings, but could that no more. She wiped a little drool from her face. "Could you come over
here to me?" the guys rushed at her.

"Hey Lady Kira." Rowen said. "I always wanted you." He said sadly.

"Excuse me!" The other Ronin yelled in unison at him and looked around at each other.

"She's mine!" Rowen, Kento, Sage, Cye, and Ryo yelled in unison again. Tulpa was now looking at the
argument-taking place on the ground. Now the Ronin guys started trying to compete with the pilots,
Milliardo was still looking at Tulpa and the narrator.

"He's looking at me!" she said. "I'm in heaven." She whispered just loudly enough so Milliardo and only
Milliardo could here her.

"Ok, we need another narrator again. Please, this time get a man!" the same man growled. (footsteps,
throat clearing, papers rustling) The woman sat on the floor and just stared at Milliardo. The new narrator
tried to kick her away, but she would not budge. She just sat there like a rock, staring at the really hot guy
named Milliardo Peacecraft.

"Do I really have to read these lines?" the enraged man shouted. He looked back at the producers of this
story; they shook her head yes. "Fine, I will." He said like it hurt to read these lines.

"Hey, back off my women fag!" Rowen said in defense. The guys on the floor fighting over Lady Kira were
completely oblivious as to what was going on with the narrators.

"Excuse me." Ryo retorted. "Who's the leader here? Who has the mystical White Armor?" he paused,
waiting for an answer.

"Who is the better looking?" Kento asked.

"Oh, I know this one!" the woman narrator threw her hand in the air and waved it around. "Call on me! Call
on me!" she yelled.

"…O…k… you, whatever your name is." Duo said slowly. "What is your name by the way?" he asked
without looking at her.

"Milliardo is the hottest here." she said blindly and without even blinking or moving her head.

"No, I said, what is your name." he stated loudly and more slowly as if she was going deaf or slow in the
head.

"My name is…my name is…Milliardo, what is my name?" she dazedly asked him.

"I don't know, so, how about we just make up a name for you?" he told her more than he asked her. She
didn't say anything, so he assumed that was a yes. She just kept staring at him, wondering what it would be
like to be next to him. "Ok, how about this," he paused, thinking on how he should put it. "How about this.
When I say a name, and you like it, say something." She shook her head yes, agreeing that she would do
that. "Christine? Carol? Betty-Lou? Amanda? Jennifer? Susan? Carrie? Elizabeth? Claire? Natalie? Sybil?
Vicky?" he continued naming off girls' names, she said nothing, just stared at him, daydreaming. "Ok, fine,
since you are not showing any sign of life, I will give you a name. I personally like that first name, Christine I
think it was. How about just that name, but you need a middle and last name. "He studied her carefully. You
know what?" he asked her in vain. "You don't look like a Christine, you look more like a…let's see now…"
he studied her carefully again, his brain trying to find a good name for her. "Aha! How about Susan?"

"I like that name." She said dreamily before finally coming back to reality. "But, that is not my name, my full
name is Akiko Takahashi.

"Yeah, I kinda figured that. Your brown hair and brown eyes make you look like an A kind of name." He
complimented. "You don't platinum purple hair like the other girl I know. Besides, I think she is gay
anyway." He whispered. When she finally stood up, she was tall, but when she walked toward Milliardo, she
looked like a pygmy compared to him. Her hair was a wavy deep brown and it fell just below her shoulders.
She would come only up to Milliardo's shoulders, but she didn't mind. Akiko was finally standing next to
him. "We never got to a formal meeting." He said while looking down at her.

"Hi," she started. "My name is Akiko, what's yours?" she began to laugh, but stuck her hand out for him to
shake it.

"Milliardo, hello Akiko." Now he started laughing, but shook her hand anyway.
* * *

"What in bloody hell!" Cye's British accent came from behind them. "She will be mine!" they turned around
to see Sage lying on the ground, unconscious, still in his Armor of the Halo, sword in hand with a small bit
of blood on the tip. Heero was holding his left arm and his right fist was broke from hitting Sage so hard.
Kento had his weapon out and was about to use his Hard Rock Crusher on Duo. Duo, helpless to stop head
on it tackled Kento and wrestled him to the ground.

"She is mine bitch!" Rowen yelled. "Arrow Shockwave!" he yelled as he shot an arrow at Ryo. Before he
shot the arrow, Heero kicked him in the knee, knocking him down, then proceeded to kick him in the head
since both arms were useless.

"Only in your dreams buddy!" Quatre shouted at WuFei as he hit him squarely in the jaw sending WuFei
back two or three steps. Milliardo and Akiko sat here laughing their asses off at the out of control fight that
was now going on. After what seemed like forever, Sage came out of his coma like state and became aware
of what was going on around him again. Lady Kira was siting on a throne like thing.

"She gives new meaning to the saying 'sitting pretty' doesn't she?" Milliardo said. Akiko started laughing at
his remark.

"Yes, she does."

"Listen Ryo!" Sage shouted while attacking him with Thunderbolt Cut "Lady Kira wants me and me only! Not
you, me! Me! Me! Me! You got it!?!?!?!?!?" he screamed as he missed Ryo and cut the ground in two. Now
the bodiless image of Tulpa was laughing at the commotion.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Milliardo finally interrupted. "Look at you guys!" he exclaimed. "You are fighting!" he
looked at them.

They froze in their mid-kill pose. Heero had his gun aimed at Quatre's head. Duo was strangling Heero.
Trowa was about to punch Kento in the stomach. Quatre was holding Sage to the ground and was trying to
dislocate his right leg. WuFei took off Ryo's helmet and was going to try to bash his head in. Ryo was trying
to break Trowa's foot. Sage was going to break Duo's back. Cye was trying to make Rowen armless with his
weapon. Kento was going to break WuFei's neck. And Rowen was going to impale Cye with one of his
arrows. At the head of all this sat Lady Kira in the Armor of Cruelty holding the Staff of the Ancients by her
side, enjoying the fight, like any evil person would.

The guys slowly let each other go and put down their weapons muttering apologies and shaking hands.

"Maybe we should go home now." Quatre suggested. All the guys agreed. More muttered apologies and
hand shakings.

"No hard feelings?" the Gundam guys asked in unison, or somewhat unison.

"No, it'll be ok." Ryo spoke for everyone. They stood behind him shaking their heads, looking embarrassed.

"We gave you a bad impression of the future protectors of Earth, we're sorry." Heero shamefully said. The
guys looked embarrassed too. "Ok, so, I guess we should try to find our was home."

"Yeah, but Akiko is coming with us. I don't know how, but she has to. She isn't the narrator anymore and
we can't just leave her here." Milliardo explained. Akiko looked nervous around the guys because of how
she had acted earlier.

"Run that by me again. We now have a woman with us?" WuFei asked in disbelief.

"Yeah, she is my bitch." Milliardo replied calmly. The guys broke out in laughter. "You will see her working
her corner to make me money." Now they were are laughing uncontrollably.

"I want a bitch." Heero whined. The other guys chimed in with their opinions. Even Akiko was laughing
hysterically. "Ok, I guess we should go now." Heero suggested after he wiped the tears from his eyes that
formed from laughing to hard.
* * *

"There it is!" Akiko shouted from inside Tallgeese 3. The Gundams spotted the mysterious warp hole thing
and found themselves…