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Flying through the air in some crystal, or icy looking city. "Wow, this place is beautiful." Quatre muttered in
quiet awe.
"It's like a city that has long been dead." Akiko said quietly while inspecting the city while the guys found
somewhere to land. They finally found a large, deserted park in which all 6 Gundams could fit in.
"It's like an icy grave." WuFei said in dismay. They were all wide-eyed in wonder about this city they have
come across. Suddenly, 3 young women and a little girl appeared out of the thick fog that blanketed the
city that night. They walked calmly, quietly, and confidently. All four of them were wearing short, pleated
skirts, a body suit, gloves of some kind and bows; one in the front and a long one in back. As they neared
the Gundams, the pilots began talking amongst each other about the approaching strangers.
"Open this and let me out." Akiko calmly ordered Milliardo.
"No," Heero stated. "You can't, no, will not go out there."
"Look, I am a woman, they are women, it would be wise for me, and only me to go out there." She looked
defiantly at Heero and paused. "They will probably welcome me before they welcome y'all guys." She
finished. "Now open it." She ordered Milliardo again. He obeyed this time. Heero didn't say another word.
She was thinking logically.
The cockpit door opened and Akiko gracefully got down, with the help of Milliardo obviously. She softly hit
the ground and waited there below the Tallgeese 3 for the foursome to come within view. Finally, after what
seemed like an eternity to everyone, the strange figures came to her line of vision. They looked defensive
because the young girl was holding her Glaive-like thing across her body, one hand on either side of it. She
looked ready, just in case Akiko tried to hit her; she would use that thing as a weapon. The other woman
with a large key came forward the same way. The two other women were each holding something small.
From what it appeared to be to Akiko was the one with short hair had a knife or dagger and the other one
had a mirror. Ms. Pert and Pretty just had to bring her mirror along, how vain. She thought.
Now they were approaching her, not changing anything about the way they acted or moved. They didn't
even change their stride. I think they are scared of me, but they are not going to show it. Wow, I envy them.
Akiko thought. The guys, still in their respective Gundams were on edge. They were watching closely and
were worried about Akiko safety. All 6 of them had their finger on the "open" button that way they could be
ready to jump out at any time if there was trouble. They were quiet, listening for any sounds and watching
for any other movement on the surface. But all they saw was the women on the ground.
When the 4 girls finally reached her, they inspected her thoroughly, ready to strike her if necessary. Akiko
made the first attempt at communication. "Who are you?" she asked quietly in fear but didn't let that show.
"Confirm your identity." The woman with the dagger demanded.
"My name is Akiko." She stated, frightened by the woman and her potentially life-threatening dagger. She
saw that this was no ordinary dagger. The cover was adorned with jewels. "Would you mind telling me who
you are?" she asked again, this time the fear rising in her throat.
"Are you a friend? Or are you an enemy we must destroy?" the key holder asked. Now the fear almost
suffocated Akiko and she put her hand to her throat.
"I am a friend, I guess." She finished quietly. The women inspected her carefully again, looking for any
weapons. The women started to relax, and so did Akiko. "Now, please tell me who you are, I need to know
where we," she paused quickly. "I am." She finished in a rush. The strange women looked at her with
suspicion.
"What are those large things flying behind you?" the mirror carrier asked.
"Umm, they are called Gundams." She said nervously. "Now, please tell me your names so that I may find
out where I am." Akiko pleaded. "I have answered your questions, please answer mine." She begged. "I will
not hurt you, I promise." She said. Finally, the 4 women looked at each other and cautiously put their
weapons at their sides.
"We are the Sailor Senshi." The young girl said carefully. "I am Super Sailor Saturn, this is Super Sailor
Pluto," Pluto nodded her head to show her presence. "This is Super Sailor Uranus," she did the same.
"And this is Super Sailor Neptune." Also, the same movement was made.
Akiko was in awe of the 4 Senshi in front their her. Still the guys watched the scene on the ground very
carefully. They were poised to take action if it needed.
"Uh, would y'all guys be willing to answer a question for me?" Akiko asked shyly. They nodded their heads.
"How old are you, because you look a little young to have so much power at your disposal." She asked.
"Over 2,000 years old." Pluto answered first with a little laugh.
Neptune and Uranus looked at each other. "Not available." they answered in unison.
"Well, I am the youngest, but I don't want to tell you really." Saturn answered a little bit embarrassed.
"I understand." Akiko said consolingly. "Wow." She turned toward Pluto. "You look so young!" Pluto smiled.
"You look like you are maybe 18 or so. I wish I looked as good as you when I am 30." She said in awe.
"Is that all?" Uranus asked her.
"No, it isn't. You know the Gundams behind me?" they nodded. "Well, inside there are 6 guys who I came
with." She said carefully. She sensed the slightest uneasiness in them. "They are my friends, but, could they
come out now?" she finished.
The 4 Senshi looked at each other and spoke without speaking. "Go ahead then, but," Neptune said
quickly, but with much thought. "If they are enemies, we will not hesitate to kill them." She with
reassurance.
"Ok, I will tell them to come out then. Do not be afraid of them." She told them. Akiko motioned to Milliardo
to open up and let her in. He did. She got up and told him the news, and he told the others.
"Yes! We can come down and see those fine chics!" Heero yelled. "So much better than Relena, so much
better." He sighed. "Sorry Milliardo, but your sister is just so…" he couldn't think of a word to suit her.
"Well, boring doesn't cut it, ugly is too good for her and lame just isn't right." He said what he could, but it
wasn't quite good enough.
"Anything is better than Relena. And don't you think I know that about her already?" Milliardo asked Heero.
"I am her brother after all. Besides," he paused. "I don't think there is a word to describe her. It just hasn't
been invented yet."
"Ok guys, you know that the Senshi are down there waiting for us." Duo said in happiness as he looked at
the 4 Senshi waiting on the ground.
"Duo, your drooling." WuFei said.
Duo wiped away the bit of drool that was dribbling down his chin. "So are you WuFei." Said Milliardo. WuFei
quickly wiped him chin, not taking his eyes away from the screen that projected the Sailors.
When the 7 people got to the ground, Heero spotted more figures emerging from the shadows. They were
to far away to determine their shape, but he figured that they were more of the women who were called
Sailors in this world. "Hey," he said to Super Sailor Saturn. "Are those more of you guys coming?" he
asked her and pointed toward the still unrecognizable figures. They were getting closer and varied in height
and build.
"Hey Pluto." She whispered and pulled her aside. "They are coming." She quietly said. Heero looked on
with interest at the two whispering Sailors. Super Sailor Pluto was taller than Saturn was, so she had to use
her key as I staff so she could bend down without losing her balance.
She pulled Uranus and Neptune aside and told the news about the oncoming girls. Now they were
recognizable. Heero could clearly see the silhouettes of 6 more women and what appeared to be the figure
of a man, or a very masculine woman. He shuddered at the thought of a masculine woman in the outfits
that the Sailor Senshi wore.
"That's just not right." He whispered. Duo, who happened to overhear him, looked at him funny. He gave
him a very noticeable sideways look and rolled his eyes. Then, he turned back so he could drool at the
girls, hoping one, if not all would bend over so he could have a glimpse of their asses. He was sure that
those skirts would certainly be short enough to do that. He just imagined them doing the Can-Can.
"Wait here, and do not move." Commanded Super Sailor Uranus. She and Super Sailor Neptune turned to
face the oncoming figures that were walking out of the darkness. Duo stared at the two girls that were
walking away.
They didn't run, but walked a fast pace, not to look like they were in a hurry, but just enough so the other
figures would know that they were agitated. The two girls disappeared into the darkness ahead with the
other two Sailors waiting behind, looking at the strangers trying to think of what to do next. An eerie
quietness filled the air and seemed to swallow the group whole. Suddenly WuFei caught a glimpse of
something that was behind the left leg of Nataku. He quietly moved toward his Gundam and Super Sailor
Pluto caught sight of his movement and immediately jumped in front of him and held her key horizontally
across her body so he wouldn't go any farther.
"What the hell do you think you are doing?" she asked harshly.
"Back off, I just saw someone behind Nataku and I want to see who it is and what they are doing there." He
said quietly, but forcefully. The person who was behind the Gundam heard this and froze in fear.
"Fine." She said. "But I will go with you then, you will not play any tricks on me." Pluto hissed quietly
"No! You will stay right here." WuFei replied. "If you want to watch me, go ahead but I do not need a
woman to screw things up. So you stay here!" he hissed at the Senshi who was still standing in front of him,
but now had her key to her side. He immediately went around her and she watched him, looking for any
signs of trouble as he went to search for the person.
The person was breathing heavily, still scared and could not move.
WuFei was coming around toward the person and intended to pin the person against the leg and find out
whatever they were doing back there. If he had to, he wouldn't hesitate to beat the person to get the truth
out of them. He was sure it would be a guy who was trying to find a way to get into Nataku. He braced
himself for anything that might happen. He stealthily turned the corner to find a woman looking at him with
her back to the Gundam's leg.
"Who the hell are you and what are you doing to Nataku?!" WuFei yelled at the scared girl. She was of
medium height and medium build and wore all black. Only her long blonde hair that was pulled into a
ponytail could be seen fairly clearly on this dark night's fog. "I asked you a question woman!" WuFei
shouted at the frightened girl. "When a man asks you a question you answer him at that moment!" he
shouted and was about to go into his honor speech.
"I was looking at you and seeing what was going on, that's all." She answered frightfully. "Who are you
anyway?" she asked with more confidence as she stood up straight and looked at him.
"Dishonorable! You do not ask a man anything!" WuFei shouted and the girl jumped a little bit. "I asked you
who you are, now tell me!" he commanded.
"You have no control over me you know." The woman answered him in defiance. WuFei was infuriated at
this remark, but he just muttered about his honor.
"Tell me your name woman, now." He ordered, trying to calm down.
"My name is Amy Nagami, now tell me your name." She said.
"WuFei. Now tell me what you were doing behind my Nataku! Why did you use mine, not one of the others?"
"Yours was the closest, that's why. I wanted to see what was going on and what these things are. So," she
got in his face and looked him strait in the eye. "What are they?"
WuFei shoved her away, but to his surprise, she walked up and shoved him back. "Look WuFei, you don't
go pushing me around, I am no body's slave. You do not dishonor me, got it buddy?" Amy said forcefully.
WuFei's eyes grew wide. "Wow, I like you." He said. "You aren't weak like the other women I know." He
exclaimed as he walked beside her. "Hey, how about you come with me when we leave?" he asked
smoothly as he put his arm around her waist.
"Sure why not, I've got nothing better to do." She said as she took WuFei's arm away from her waist. I like
this guy, he is strong, and, well, he has that attitude, but I kind of like it. Amy thought. She smiled as she
used WuFei's shoulder as an armrest and walked out to meet the other guys and Akiko. Damn she has a
nice ass. WuFei thought as he slowly slid his arm around her again and caught a glimpse of her backside.
Again, she removed his hand, but kept her armrest.
* * *
Heero, Duo, Trowa Quatre and Milliardo looked at WuFei and the woman by his side in astonishment.
"WuFei, you have a woman by your side." Quatre said in dismay.
"Yeah, is it my imagination, or is she real?" Duo asked rubbing his eyes.
"Ok, who are you and what have you done to WuFei?" Trowa asked in suspicion.
"WuFei, you are aware that she is a she, right?" Heero asked.
"Watch him go into that long, boring speech about women always besmirching a man's honor." Milliardo
said. The Senshi looked on, wondering what was so weird about this guy having a girl with him, but they
ever so slowly put the pieces together.
"So, if I understand this correctly…" Pluto stated slowly. "Then he hates women or thinks that they are
weak or something like that. But now he has a woman and you guys are all…"
"Freaked out." Finished Saturn.
"I have no clue what is goin on here, Milliardo, please, enlighten me." Akiko asked.
"Ok, well, WuFei thinks that women are weak and they always insult a man's honor, so he almost
never acknowledges a woman's existence. Well, as you can see, we are all surprised at how he now has a
woman leaning on his arm and how he actually looks happy about it." Finished Milliardo.
"I get it." Akiko said. She saw WuFei try to slide his arm around Amy again, but Amy felt it and unwrapped
his arm from around her waist.
"My name is Amy Nagami." She stated.
Everybody was so stunned at the scene that they didn't notice the other people that were now behind
them.
"Umm, excuse me." Stated a girl's voice from behind Heero. He was startled but he turned around and
reached for his gun, which was still on him. He saw more Senshi women standing around the group. All in
short skirts and long bows in the back and bows on their chest. Then, he saw a man and almost laughed at
his outfit. It was a tuxedo with a top hat and large, funny looking glasses. The more he looked at the guy,
the more laughter he had to hold back. He could see that the others were doing the same thing. "Umm,
who are you?" the girl with the long blonde hair that was in odangos asked. She wore red knee high boots
with a small band white at the top of them with a yellow crescent moon. Like the rest of the Senshi, she had
the white body suit and translucent sleeves that looked like they could rip very easily. She had white gloves
that went to her elbows with bands of red at the end of them. Her bow in the back was much bigger than
the others were and it was also a translucent white. Her skirt was mostly white with bands of blue and
yellow at the bottom of it. Her hair was adorned with jewels and she carried no weapon of any sort.
"Move it Super Sailor Moon!" the Senshi in red said as she shoved Super Sailor Moon away. "Look here, my
name is Super Sailor Mars and I wanna know who you are!" she told Heero while going into her pose.
"I told you to go away, we have it under control!" Uranus screamed at Super Sailor Moon. "Moon Twit, go
away!"
"We don't need your help!" Neptune yelled.
"Pluto, will you let them do this to us?" the pink Sailor asked hurtfully.
"Super Sailor Chibi Moon, they are right, we don't need your help. We are stronger than you guys are, if
anything happens, we can take care of it." Pluto answered back. The guys were watching the scene that
was taking place between the Senshi and Akiko and Amy were talking amongst themselves, not paying
attention to what was going on around them.
"Look guys, we are a team and we should stick together at all costs." The green Sailor pleaded to the other
4 Senshi.
"Jupiter, we are stronger than you and you will just get in our way, now go!" ordered Neptune.
"Chibi Moon, its true, just go." Saturn said lightly.
"Hello there." The blue Senshi said peacefully to Amy and Akiko. "I am Super Sailor Mercury, who are you?"
she continued.
The girls were taken aback, but they didn't disappoint Mercury. "I am Akiko and this is my new friend Amy."
Mercury flashed a friendly smile.
"I have a question." Amy stated. "I want to be a Sailor so bad, so, can u make me a Sailor?"
"Oh, me too! That would be so cool!" Akiko chimed in.
"Oh, I don't think that can happen, you two are not part of the Moon Kingdom. You know, Sailor Moon is
our queen." Mercury told them.
"Her?" Amy asked in disbelief. "You mean the idiot who cries all the time?" she asked again. Sweat drops
appeared on Super Sailor Mercury's head as it dropped (very anime-like).
"Make me a Sailor! I wanna be a Sailor! Make me a Sailor!" Amy whined.
"Me too! I am good with swords and daggers and I love those little outfits you wear. My favorite color is
black, so, if possible let me have 2 black bows, a black skirt and that little thingy that goes to your back. All
that should be black. Ill wear two silver swords on my back and my black hair will be pinned up with two
very small daggers and I will have daggers in each one of my knee high boots." Akiko concluded. She
smiled at the two girls. "I can be Super Sailor Charon."
"Well, looks like you have it all figured out then." Said a perturbed Super Sailor Mercury.
"I want mine to be all silver, but I want to be Super Sailor Dragon if possible. I know that you are all names
of planets, but I like dragons. But, if I have to be a planet, I would have to Earth because that has dragons
on it and it's the only one you don't have a Sailor for." Concluded Amy.
"Umm, I don't think this is possible, you are not part of the Moon Kingdom." She restated.
"I know!" Amy quickly exclaimed. "How about me and Akiko be a tag-team or something? We could be
partners and our outfits will be the same. We could have, hmm, lets see…" she paused in deep thought
and turned to face Akiko, her hand on her chin. "Should we have a black skirt with silver bows or a silver
skirt with black bows?" she asked, trying to visualize what it would look like.
"Well, if we have a black skirt we will look too much like Super Sailor Pluto, so lets go for the silver skirt with
black bows, silver boots and that thing that goes behind us will be black with two silver stripes." Akiko
excitedly added in. "since you like dragons and I am skilled with blades, I have can have the silver swords
and daggers made to look like dragons at the hilt! But, what will your power be?" she asked.
"Well, I took archery as a girl." Amy admitted. "You can have your blades with dragon hilts and I will have a
silver bow and arrow that forms a dragon at the ends!" the two girls looked at Mercury with hope that she
will make them Senshi.
Before Super Sailor Mercury could respond, Akiko started talking again. "But what will our power be called?
That's the real question now."
"Well, since our things will have dragons on them, it should have to deal with dragons of some sort." Akiko
nodded in agreement. "How about, hmm." She scanned her brain for anything that might sound powerful.
"I don't know, have you any clue?"
"Dragon… dragon… dragon fang attack?" she asked. "That could be yours I guess." Akiko suggested. "I
mean the tip of the arrow is sharp. Therefore you could consider it a dragon's fang." She explained. "Your
arrow could turn into a dragon and the tip of the arrow would be his head and the rest of the arrow would
be his body. I think that would look really cool. Don't you?"
"Awesome! Dude, you are good at this!" exclaimed Amy. "I like that idea, now for your power." She
concluded. They both thought deeply while Mercury quietly slipped away from the two.
* * *
"I am Super Sailor Venus and I demand to know who you really are." Said Venus while going into her
fighting pose.
"Like sweat rolling off a fat man's ass, I am Tuxedo Kamen? Wait, no, I meant… I meant… I meant… oh
forget it." He slowly walked away, embarrassed to the very core of his soul, maybe even his worthless
existence. "I don't know why I even bother, all I can do is throw a rose and use this stupid cane against
evil." Shockingly, every one looked at him. It was Duo who started laughing first, then Milliardo and then
Heero had an insane moment and started laughing that hysterical, evil, insane laugh of his. Trowa started
laughing after that, then Quatre, then finally WuFei. The girls who had just now come back to reality came
and stood next to their guys. Akiko stood next to Milliardo and Amy went and began to use WuFei to lean
on again. They were about the same height; he was a couple inches taller than her, maybe two or three at
most. They looked like a really messed up yin-yang if you had an imagination. She was wearing all black
and he was wearing all white. His black hair and eyes and her blonde hair and silver contacts also
contributed to this picture.
"Hey Mr. Narrator man!" Amy yelled. "These are the real color of my eyes, not contacts!"
"Sorry Amy, I'll do it again then." He took a deep breath.
"No, don't bother." She said. The narrator shrugged his shoulders and went on.
Tuxedo-Kamen was still blushing and embarrassed to hell, but he tried again. "Like the stars shining bright
in the sky, I am Tuxedo-Kaman." He posed. "That was better, right girls?"
"What is with the cheesy speeches?" asked Akiko. "I mean, they are so corny, cant you just say, I'm gonna
kick your ass? Or we're gonna kick your ass?"
"Yeah, and what about those poses? They are, well, in a word, crappy." Milliardo added. "I mean, y'all did
them, but the first four we met didn't, they didn't even say a cheesy speech either. I liked that a lot better.
Are they supposed to make evil crippled with laughter?"
"Hey, maybe we should start doing that, it would be a lot easier you know. They would be so much easier
to kill then." Duo said while trying to pose like the Senshi did. "Oww, this hurts." He said. "Nevermind, lets
not do that." the other people laughed hysterically as he tries to pose like Super Sailor Mercury did. "Oww,
this really hurts." He said as he started to lose his balance and fall.
"Yeah Duo…" stated Heero. "Like that is really going to help us defeat our enemies when they have guns
and Gundams. Its not like we have power coming out of our fingers like them. Lets just die shall we?" Heero
said gravely.
"Oh lighten up Heero. You really should smile more." WuFei told him.
"Look at you WuFei, talk about not smiling. At least Heero smiles when he laughs insanely." Defended
Quatre.
"Humph." WuFei grumbled. "You are all weak. Smiling is for the weak, not the strong." Amy slapped him in
the back of the head, messing up his ponytail and knocking some of his black hair out of the ponytail.
Smiling, Amy stated. "Now, who's weak?"
"Hey." He yelled while taking out his ponytail so he could get it back how it was. "You don't do that to a
man, got it?" he threatened.
"Whoa." Amy said dreamily. "Why do you have your hair back all the time?" she asked.
He looked at her oddly. "What do you mean?" he asked slowly.
Still in her dreamy state she answered "Leave it down, you look good like that."
The other girls looked at her with confusion and asked in unison "huh?" They looked back and forth at
WuFei and Amy. In spite of Amy's opinion he finally got his hair perfect so he could put it back up. As soon
as his hair was up, she turned back to normal, well, as normal as possible.
"Ok… I'm a little confused." Akiko stressed each syllable.
"Same here." Milliardo added. Milliardo looked at Akiko and Akiko looked up. She shrugged and went back
to looking at Amy.
After returning back to her first state, she turned and eyed the Senshi. "Ok, you Sailors, I want to se who
you really are. No more of this mystery stuff. I'm tired of it. If WuFei lets me, I'm gonna go with him, so I
wont tell any one who you are. Hell, I won't be here to tell anyone who you really are." She paused, waiting
for a movement of some sort or a word from the girls. "Hey, if I even mention to someone who you are, I
give one of these guys permission to kill me." Heero smiled a bit without anyone noticing. Target practice
he thought. He quickly made his maniacal smile fade before anyone could see him. "So come on, I won't be
here much longer, so, come on, give up the secret."
Super Sailor Moon was the first to reveal herself to the strangers. She turned into Usagi while the others
followed her and showed themselves. "I am Usagi, this is Momaru, Ami, Setsuna, Hotaru, Chibi-Usa, Rei,
Minako and Mokoto, Haruka, and Michiru." Usagi stated calmly pointing at everyone as she said his or her
name. They bowed their heads or made some gesture of acknowledgement when their name was called.
"Thank you." Amy said brightly before putting her arm on WuFei's shoulder and trying to pull down his
ponytail. He immediately grabbed her hand and took it slowly away from his hair.
"Ok, now you must leave and not come back. You may not tell a soul about this or our future, your
future…" Momaru stressed. "Will be at stake, it might not be the future you guys have seen." He finished
dramatically.
"Ok Mr. Mom or You guy, we get the point, she doesn't tell, or we kill her. It's her word." Heero said
nonchalantly. Amy smiled and held up the girl scouts sign.
"What the hell does that mean?" Akiko asked.
"I was put in the girl scouts, I dropped out though, I hated it. It was to… goody good for me."
"That's my woman." WuFei whispered and Amy looked at him sharply and narrowed her eyes at him, then,
turned back to her preceding state.
"I give you my life if I tell anyone." Amy told them assuredly. Again, Heero smiled and told her that he would
hold her to that word.
All the while, Akiko was staring at the sky. Finally she spoke. "Hey guys, lets go. There it is!" all the guys
looked up and ran to their respective Gundam's so they could catch the warp hole that had appeared in the
sky before it closed.
"As Amy was chasing after WuFei she managed to yell apologies to the girls. "We're really sorry, but we got
to go now. Later y'all!" the guys waved backwards, not looking at the girls and running frantically to their
way home, or were they?
Flying through the air in some crystal, or icy looking city. "Wow, this place is beautiful." Quatre muttered in
quiet awe.
"It's like a city that has long been dead." Akiko said quietly while inspecting the city while the guys found
somewhere to land. They finally found a large, deserted park in which all 6 Gundams could fit in.
"It's like an icy grave." WuFei said in dismay. They were all wide-eyed in wonder about this city they have
come across. Suddenly, 3 young women and a little girl appeared out of the thick fog that blanketed the
city that night. They walked calmly, quietly, and confidently. All four of them were wearing short, pleated
skirts, a body suit, gloves of some kind and bows; one in the front and a long one in back. As they neared
the Gundams, the pilots began talking amongst each other about the approaching strangers.
"Open this and let me out." Akiko calmly ordered Milliardo.
"No," Heero stated. "You can't, no, will not go out there."
"Look, I am a woman, they are women, it would be wise for me, and only me to go out there." She looked
defiantly at Heero and paused. "They will probably welcome me before they welcome y'all guys." She
finished. "Now open it." She ordered Milliardo again. He obeyed this time. Heero didn't say another word.
She was thinking logically.
The cockpit door opened and Akiko gracefully got down, with the help of Milliardo obviously. She softly hit
the ground and waited there below the Tallgeese 3 for the foursome to come within view. Finally, after what
seemed like an eternity to everyone, the strange figures came to her line of vision. They looked defensive
because the young girl was holding her Glaive-like thing across her body, one hand on either side of it. She
looked ready, just in case Akiko tried to hit her; she would use that thing as a weapon. The other woman
with a large key came forward the same way. The two other women were each holding something small.
From what it appeared to be to Akiko was the one with short hair had a knife or dagger and the other one
had a mirror. Ms. Pert and Pretty just had to bring her mirror along, how vain. She thought.
Now they were approaching her, not changing anything about the way they acted or moved. They didn't
even change their stride. I think they are scared of me, but they are not going to show it. Wow, I envy them.
Akiko thought. The guys, still in their respective Gundams were on edge. They were watching closely and
were worried about Akiko safety. All 6 of them had their finger on the "open" button that way they could be
ready to jump out at any time if there was trouble. They were quiet, listening for any sounds and watching
for any other movement on the surface. But all they saw was the women on the ground.
When the 4 girls finally reached her, they inspected her thoroughly, ready to strike her if necessary. Akiko
made the first attempt at communication. "Who are you?" she asked quietly in fear but didn't let that show.
"Confirm your identity." The woman with the dagger demanded.
"My name is Akiko." She stated, frightened by the woman and her potentially life-threatening dagger. She
saw that this was no ordinary dagger. The cover was adorned with jewels. "Would you mind telling me who
you are?" she asked again, this time the fear rising in her throat.
"Are you a friend? Or are you an enemy we must destroy?" the key holder asked. Now the fear almost
suffocated Akiko and she put her hand to her throat.
"I am a friend, I guess." She finished quietly. The women inspected her carefully again, looking for any
weapons. The women started to relax, and so did Akiko. "Now, please tell me who you are, I need to know
where we," she paused quickly. "I am." She finished in a rush. The strange women looked at her with
suspicion.
"What are those large things flying behind you?" the mirror carrier asked.
"Umm, they are called Gundams." She said nervously. "Now, please tell me your names so that I may find
out where I am." Akiko pleaded. "I have answered your questions, please answer mine." She begged. "I will
not hurt you, I promise." She said. Finally, the 4 women looked at each other and cautiously put their
weapons at their sides.
"We are the Sailor Senshi." The young girl said carefully. "I am Super Sailor Saturn, this is Super Sailor
Pluto," Pluto nodded her head to show her presence. "This is Super Sailor Uranus," she did the same.
"And this is Super Sailor Neptune." Also, the same movement was made.
Akiko was in awe of the 4 Senshi in front their her. Still the guys watched the scene on the ground very
carefully. They were poised to take action if it needed.
"Uh, would y'all guys be willing to answer a question for me?" Akiko asked shyly. They nodded their heads.
"How old are you, because you look a little young to have so much power at your disposal." She asked.
"Over 2,000 years old." Pluto answered first with a little laugh.
Neptune and Uranus looked at each other. "Not available." they answered in unison.
"Well, I am the youngest, but I don't want to tell you really." Saturn answered a little bit embarrassed.
"I understand." Akiko said consolingly. "Wow." She turned toward Pluto. "You look so young!" Pluto smiled.
"You look like you are maybe 18 or so. I wish I looked as good as you when I am 30." She said in awe.
"Is that all?" Uranus asked her.
"No, it isn't. You know the Gundams behind me?" they nodded. "Well, inside there are 6 guys who I came
with." She said carefully. She sensed the slightest uneasiness in them. "They are my friends, but, could they
come out now?" she finished.
The 4 Senshi looked at each other and spoke without speaking. "Go ahead then, but," Neptune said
quickly, but with much thought. "If they are enemies, we will not hesitate to kill them." She with
reassurance.
"Ok, I will tell them to come out then. Do not be afraid of them." She told them. Akiko motioned to Milliardo
to open up and let her in. He did. She got up and told him the news, and he told the others.
"Yes! We can come down and see those fine chics!" Heero yelled. "So much better than Relena, so much
better." He sighed. "Sorry Milliardo, but your sister is just so…" he couldn't think of a word to suit her.
"Well, boring doesn't cut it, ugly is too good for her and lame just isn't right." He said what he could, but it
wasn't quite good enough.
"Anything is better than Relena. And don't you think I know that about her already?" Milliardo asked Heero.
"I am her brother after all. Besides," he paused. "I don't think there is a word to describe her. It just hasn't
been invented yet."
"Ok guys, you know that the Senshi are down there waiting for us." Duo said in happiness as he looked at
the 4 Senshi waiting on the ground.
"Duo, your drooling." WuFei said.
Duo wiped away the bit of drool that was dribbling down his chin. "So are you WuFei." Said Milliardo. WuFei
quickly wiped him chin, not taking his eyes away from the screen that projected the Sailors.
When the 7 people got to the ground, Heero spotted more figures emerging from the shadows. They were
to far away to determine their shape, but he figured that they were more of the women who were called
Sailors in this world. "Hey," he said to Super Sailor Saturn. "Are those more of you guys coming?" he
asked her and pointed toward the still unrecognizable figures. They were getting closer and varied in height
and build.
"Hey Pluto." She whispered and pulled her aside. "They are coming." She quietly said. Heero looked on
with interest at the two whispering Sailors. Super Sailor Pluto was taller than Saturn was, so she had to use
her key as I staff so she could bend down without losing her balance.
She pulled Uranus and Neptune aside and told the news about the oncoming girls. Now they were
recognizable. Heero could clearly see the silhouettes of 6 more women and what appeared to be the figure
of a man, or a very masculine woman. He shuddered at the thought of a masculine woman in the outfits
that the Sailor Senshi wore.
"That's just not right." He whispered. Duo, who happened to overhear him, looked at him funny. He gave
him a very noticeable sideways look and rolled his eyes. Then, he turned back so he could drool at the
girls, hoping one, if not all would bend over so he could have a glimpse of their asses. He was sure that
those skirts would certainly be short enough to do that. He just imagined them doing the Can-Can.
"Wait here, and do not move." Commanded Super Sailor Uranus. She and Super Sailor Neptune turned to
face the oncoming figures that were walking out of the darkness. Duo stared at the two girls that were
walking away.
They didn't run, but walked a fast pace, not to look like they were in a hurry, but just enough so the other
figures would know that they were agitated. The two girls disappeared into the darkness ahead with the
other two Sailors waiting behind, looking at the strangers trying to think of what to do next. An eerie
quietness filled the air and seemed to swallow the group whole. Suddenly WuFei caught a glimpse of
something that was behind the left leg of Nataku. He quietly moved toward his Gundam and Super Sailor
Pluto caught sight of his movement and immediately jumped in front of him and held her key horizontally
across her body so he wouldn't go any farther.
"What the hell do you think you are doing?" she asked harshly.
"Back off, I just saw someone behind Nataku and I want to see who it is and what they are doing there." He
said quietly, but forcefully. The person who was behind the Gundam heard this and froze in fear.
"Fine." She said. "But I will go with you then, you will not play any tricks on me." Pluto hissed quietly
"No! You will stay right here." WuFei replied. "If you want to watch me, go ahead but I do not need a
woman to screw things up. So you stay here!" he hissed at the Senshi who was still standing in front of him,
but now had her key to her side. He immediately went around her and she watched him, looking for any
signs of trouble as he went to search for the person.
The person was breathing heavily, still scared and could not move.
WuFei was coming around toward the person and intended to pin the person against the leg and find out
whatever they were doing back there. If he had to, he wouldn't hesitate to beat the person to get the truth
out of them. He was sure it would be a guy who was trying to find a way to get into Nataku. He braced
himself for anything that might happen. He stealthily turned the corner to find a woman looking at him with
her back to the Gundam's leg.
"Who the hell are you and what are you doing to Nataku?!" WuFei yelled at the scared girl. She was of
medium height and medium build and wore all black. Only her long blonde hair that was pulled into a
ponytail could be seen fairly clearly on this dark night's fog. "I asked you a question woman!" WuFei
shouted at the frightened girl. "When a man asks you a question you answer him at that moment!" he
shouted and was about to go into his honor speech.
"I was looking at you and seeing what was going on, that's all." She answered frightfully. "Who are you
anyway?" she asked with more confidence as she stood up straight and looked at him.
"Dishonorable! You do not ask a man anything!" WuFei shouted and the girl jumped a little bit. "I asked you
who you are, now tell me!" he commanded.
"You have no control over me you know." The woman answered him in defiance. WuFei was infuriated at
this remark, but he just muttered about his honor.
"Tell me your name woman, now." He ordered, trying to calm down.
"My name is Amy Nagami, now tell me your name." She said.
"WuFei. Now tell me what you were doing behind my Nataku! Why did you use mine, not one of the others?"
"Yours was the closest, that's why. I wanted to see what was going on and what these things are. So," she
got in his face and looked him strait in the eye. "What are they?"
WuFei shoved her away, but to his surprise, she walked up and shoved him back. "Look WuFei, you don't
go pushing me around, I am no body's slave. You do not dishonor me, got it buddy?" Amy said forcefully.
WuFei's eyes grew wide. "Wow, I like you." He said. "You aren't weak like the other women I know." He
exclaimed as he walked beside her. "Hey, how about you come with me when we leave?" he asked
smoothly as he put his arm around her waist.
"Sure why not, I've got nothing better to do." She said as she took WuFei's arm away from her waist. I like
this guy, he is strong, and, well, he has that attitude, but I kind of like it. Amy thought. She smiled as she
used WuFei's shoulder as an armrest and walked out to meet the other guys and Akiko. Damn she has a
nice ass. WuFei thought as he slowly slid his arm around her again and caught a glimpse of her backside.
Again, she removed his hand, but kept her armrest.
* * *
Heero, Duo, Trowa Quatre and Milliardo looked at WuFei and the woman by his side in astonishment.
"WuFei, you have a woman by your side." Quatre said in dismay.
"Yeah, is it my imagination, or is she real?" Duo asked rubbing his eyes.
"Ok, who are you and what have you done to WuFei?" Trowa asked in suspicion.
"WuFei, you are aware that she is a she, right?" Heero asked.
"Watch him go into that long, boring speech about women always besmirching a man's honor." Milliardo
said. The Senshi looked on, wondering what was so weird about this guy having a girl with him, but they
ever so slowly put the pieces together.
"So, if I understand this correctly…" Pluto stated slowly. "Then he hates women or thinks that they are
weak or something like that. But now he has a woman and you guys are all…"
"Freaked out." Finished Saturn.
"I have no clue what is goin on here, Milliardo, please, enlighten me." Akiko asked.
"Ok, well, WuFei thinks that women are weak and they always insult a man's honor, so he almost
never acknowledges a woman's existence. Well, as you can see, we are all surprised at how he now has a
woman leaning on his arm and how he actually looks happy about it." Finished Milliardo.
"I get it." Akiko said. She saw WuFei try to slide his arm around Amy again, but Amy felt it and unwrapped
his arm from around her waist.
"My name is Amy Nagami." She stated.
Everybody was so stunned at the scene that they didn't notice the other people that were now behind
them.
"Umm, excuse me." Stated a girl's voice from behind Heero. He was startled but he turned around and
reached for his gun, which was still on him. He saw more Senshi women standing around the group. All in
short skirts and long bows in the back and bows on their chest. Then, he saw a man and almost laughed at
his outfit. It was a tuxedo with a top hat and large, funny looking glasses. The more he looked at the guy,
the more laughter he had to hold back. He could see that the others were doing the same thing. "Umm,
who are you?" the girl with the long blonde hair that was in odangos asked. She wore red knee high boots
with a small band white at the top of them with a yellow crescent moon. Like the rest of the Senshi, she had
the white body suit and translucent sleeves that looked like they could rip very easily. She had white gloves
that went to her elbows with bands of red at the end of them. Her bow in the back was much bigger than
the others were and it was also a translucent white. Her skirt was mostly white with bands of blue and
yellow at the bottom of it. Her hair was adorned with jewels and she carried no weapon of any sort.
"Move it Super Sailor Moon!" the Senshi in red said as she shoved Super Sailor Moon away. "Look here, my
name is Super Sailor Mars and I wanna know who you are!" she told Heero while going into her pose.
"I told you to go away, we have it under control!" Uranus screamed at Super Sailor Moon. "Moon Twit, go
away!"
"We don't need your help!" Neptune yelled.
"Pluto, will you let them do this to us?" the pink Sailor asked hurtfully.
"Super Sailor Chibi Moon, they are right, we don't need your help. We are stronger than you guys are, if
anything happens, we can take care of it." Pluto answered back. The guys were watching the scene that
was taking place between the Senshi and Akiko and Amy were talking amongst themselves, not paying
attention to what was going on around them.
"Look guys, we are a team and we should stick together at all costs." The green Sailor pleaded to the other
4 Senshi.
"Jupiter, we are stronger than you and you will just get in our way, now go!" ordered Neptune.
"Chibi Moon, its true, just go." Saturn said lightly.
"Hello there." The blue Senshi said peacefully to Amy and Akiko. "I am Super Sailor Mercury, who are you?"
she continued.
The girls were taken aback, but they didn't disappoint Mercury. "I am Akiko and this is my new friend Amy."
Mercury flashed a friendly smile.
"I have a question." Amy stated. "I want to be a Sailor so bad, so, can u make me a Sailor?"
"Oh, me too! That would be so cool!" Akiko chimed in.
"Oh, I don't think that can happen, you two are not part of the Moon Kingdom. You know, Sailor Moon is
our queen." Mercury told them.
"Her?" Amy asked in disbelief. "You mean the idiot who cries all the time?" she asked again. Sweat drops
appeared on Super Sailor Mercury's head as it dropped (very anime-like).
"Make me a Sailor! I wanna be a Sailor! Make me a Sailor!" Amy whined.
"Me too! I am good with swords and daggers and I love those little outfits you wear. My favorite color is
black, so, if possible let me have 2 black bows, a black skirt and that little thingy that goes to your back. All
that should be black. Ill wear two silver swords on my back and my black hair will be pinned up with two
very small daggers and I will have daggers in each one of my knee high boots." Akiko concluded. She
smiled at the two girls. "I can be Super Sailor Charon."
"Well, looks like you have it all figured out then." Said a perturbed Super Sailor Mercury.
"I want mine to be all silver, but I want to be Super Sailor Dragon if possible. I know that you are all names
of planets, but I like dragons. But, if I have to be a planet, I would have to Earth because that has dragons
on it and it's the only one you don't have a Sailor for." Concluded Amy.
"Umm, I don't think this is possible, you are not part of the Moon Kingdom." She restated.
"I know!" Amy quickly exclaimed. "How about me and Akiko be a tag-team or something? We could be
partners and our outfits will be the same. We could have, hmm, lets see…" she paused in deep thought
and turned to face Akiko, her hand on her chin. "Should we have a black skirt with silver bows or a silver
skirt with black bows?" she asked, trying to visualize what it would look like.
"Well, if we have a black skirt we will look too much like Super Sailor Pluto, so lets go for the silver skirt with
black bows, silver boots and that thing that goes behind us will be black with two silver stripes." Akiko
excitedly added in. "since you like dragons and I am skilled with blades, I have can have the silver swords
and daggers made to look like dragons at the hilt! But, what will your power be?" she asked.
"Well, I took archery as a girl." Amy admitted. "You can have your blades with dragon hilts and I will have a
silver bow and arrow that forms a dragon at the ends!" the two girls looked at Mercury with hope that she
will make them Senshi.
Before Super Sailor Mercury could respond, Akiko started talking again. "But what will our power be called?
That's the real question now."
"Well, since our things will have dragons on them, it should have to deal with dragons of some sort." Akiko
nodded in agreement. "How about, hmm." She scanned her brain for anything that might sound powerful.
"I don't know, have you any clue?"
"Dragon… dragon… dragon fang attack?" she asked. "That could be yours I guess." Akiko suggested. "I
mean the tip of the arrow is sharp. Therefore you could consider it a dragon's fang." She explained. "Your
arrow could turn into a dragon and the tip of the arrow would be his head and the rest of the arrow would
be his body. I think that would look really cool. Don't you?"
"Awesome! Dude, you are good at this!" exclaimed Amy. "I like that idea, now for your power." She
concluded. They both thought deeply while Mercury quietly slipped away from the two.
* * *
"I am Super Sailor Venus and I demand to know who you really are." Said Venus while going into her
fighting pose.
"Like sweat rolling off a fat man's ass, I am Tuxedo Kamen? Wait, no, I meant… I meant… I meant… oh
forget it." He slowly walked away, embarrassed to the very core of his soul, maybe even his worthless
existence. "I don't know why I even bother, all I can do is throw a rose and use this stupid cane against
evil." Shockingly, every one looked at him. It was Duo who started laughing first, then Milliardo and then
Heero had an insane moment and started laughing that hysterical, evil, insane laugh of his. Trowa started
laughing after that, then Quatre, then finally WuFei. The girls who had just now come back to reality came
and stood next to their guys. Akiko stood next to Milliardo and Amy went and began to use WuFei to lean
on again. They were about the same height; he was a couple inches taller than her, maybe two or three at
most. They looked like a really messed up yin-yang if you had an imagination. She was wearing all black
and he was wearing all white. His black hair and eyes and her blonde hair and silver contacts also
contributed to this picture.
"Hey Mr. Narrator man!" Amy yelled. "These are the real color of my eyes, not contacts!"
"Sorry Amy, I'll do it again then." He took a deep breath.
"No, don't bother." She said. The narrator shrugged his shoulders and went on.
Tuxedo-Kamen was still blushing and embarrassed to hell, but he tried again. "Like the stars shining bright
in the sky, I am Tuxedo-Kaman." He posed. "That was better, right girls?"
"What is with the cheesy speeches?" asked Akiko. "I mean, they are so corny, cant you just say, I'm gonna
kick your ass? Or we're gonna kick your ass?"
"Yeah, and what about those poses? They are, well, in a word, crappy." Milliardo added. "I mean, y'all did
them, but the first four we met didn't, they didn't even say a cheesy speech either. I liked that a lot better.
Are they supposed to make evil crippled with laughter?"
"Hey, maybe we should start doing that, it would be a lot easier you know. They would be so much easier
to kill then." Duo said while trying to pose like the Senshi did. "Oww, this hurts." He said. "Nevermind, lets
not do that." the other people laughed hysterically as he tries to pose like Super Sailor Mercury did. "Oww,
this really hurts." He said as he started to lose his balance and fall.
"Yeah Duo…" stated Heero. "Like that is really going to help us defeat our enemies when they have guns
and Gundams. Its not like we have power coming out of our fingers like them. Lets just die shall we?" Heero
said gravely.
"Oh lighten up Heero. You really should smile more." WuFei told him.
"Look at you WuFei, talk about not smiling. At least Heero smiles when he laughs insanely." Defended
Quatre.
"Humph." WuFei grumbled. "You are all weak. Smiling is for the weak, not the strong." Amy slapped him in
the back of the head, messing up his ponytail and knocking some of his black hair out of the ponytail.
Smiling, Amy stated. "Now, who's weak?"
"Hey." He yelled while taking out his ponytail so he could get it back how it was. "You don't do that to a
man, got it?" he threatened.
"Whoa." Amy said dreamily. "Why do you have your hair back all the time?" she asked.
He looked at her oddly. "What do you mean?" he asked slowly.
Still in her dreamy state she answered "Leave it down, you look good like that."
The other girls looked at her with confusion and asked in unison "huh?" They looked back and forth at
WuFei and Amy. In spite of Amy's opinion he finally got his hair perfect so he could put it back up. As soon
as his hair was up, she turned back to normal, well, as normal as possible.
"Ok… I'm a little confused." Akiko stressed each syllable.
"Same here." Milliardo added. Milliardo looked at Akiko and Akiko looked up. She shrugged and went back
to looking at Amy.
After returning back to her first state, she turned and eyed the Senshi. "Ok, you Sailors, I want to se who
you really are. No more of this mystery stuff. I'm tired of it. If WuFei lets me, I'm gonna go with him, so I
wont tell any one who you are. Hell, I won't be here to tell anyone who you really are." She paused, waiting
for a movement of some sort or a word from the girls. "Hey, if I even mention to someone who you are, I
give one of these guys permission to kill me." Heero smiled a bit without anyone noticing. Target practice
he thought. He quickly made his maniacal smile fade before anyone could see him. "So come on, I won't be
here much longer, so, come on, give up the secret."
Super Sailor Moon was the first to reveal herself to the strangers. She turned into Usagi while the others
followed her and showed themselves. "I am Usagi, this is Momaru, Ami, Setsuna, Hotaru, Chibi-Usa, Rei,
Minako and Mokoto, Haruka, and Michiru." Usagi stated calmly pointing at everyone as she said his or her
name. They bowed their heads or made some gesture of acknowledgement when their name was called.
"Thank you." Amy said brightly before putting her arm on WuFei's shoulder and trying to pull down his
ponytail. He immediately grabbed her hand and took it slowly away from his hair.
"Ok, now you must leave and not come back. You may not tell a soul about this or our future, your
future…" Momaru stressed. "Will be at stake, it might not be the future you guys have seen." He finished
dramatically.
"Ok Mr. Mom or You guy, we get the point, she doesn't tell, or we kill her. It's her word." Heero said
nonchalantly. Amy smiled and held up the girl scouts sign.
"What the hell does that mean?" Akiko asked.
"I was put in the girl scouts, I dropped out though, I hated it. It was to… goody good for me."
"That's my woman." WuFei whispered and Amy looked at him sharply and narrowed her eyes at him, then,
turned back to her preceding state.
"I give you my life if I tell anyone." Amy told them assuredly. Again, Heero smiled and told her that he would
hold her to that word.
All the while, Akiko was staring at the sky. Finally she spoke. "Hey guys, lets go. There it is!" all the guys
looked up and ran to their respective Gundam's so they could catch the warp hole that had appeared in the
sky before it closed.
"As Amy was chasing after WuFei she managed to yell apologies to the girls. "We're really sorry, but we got
to go now. Later y'all!" the guys waved backwards, not looking at the girls and running frantically to their
way home, or were they?
