They soon, however, were diverted into a clothes store.

"were'a gonna get you boys somea normal clothing, eh?" Mario said, pulling in front of the Spyder and than into a parking lot for a downtown clothing store.

There, they all got out. Than, Dr. Mario conversed with Mario, and than pulled out a credit card. Than the group found themselves herded into the store.

An hour later, Link found himself in a pair of sheer blue pants and a fluffy white poet's shirt.

"..."

Roy found himself in a similar position, only this time in a red silk shirt and black sheer pants.

"..."

Dr. Mario looked like, well, a doctor. Mario himself didn't look any different. He hadn't changed his outfit.

Caption Falcon was looking sleek in a strong black suit.

Marth was in an ensemble similar to Link and Roy. His blue silk shirt was smoothed into a blending of blue-grey pants.

"..."

All three wore moderate dress shoes uncomfortably.

Fox was inside arguing, and the girls were still shopping.

After Fox was kicked out, he indignantly straightened his black leather jacket and clamped down his heavy trod boots, his non-descript black canvas pants lending to his biker appearance.

Zelda and Peach emerged soon after, looking...roughly the same. However, Peach's dress was now an odd red business suit that suggested business before pleasure.

The group got back into the cars and finished driving down 19th street. Fox turned around and took in a long look at Roy and Marth.

"Shall we drop you too ladies off at the hotel after this little hellhole?" He said.

Two bitingly crisp replies were shot forward in Japanese.

"Speaka english" Mario commanded without taking his eyes off of the road.

"Your dead, motherfucker"

"I'll strangle you to death with your own tail"

Thus, Fox learned the miracle of Asian language and one-syllable speech.

The two cars pulled into the side parking lot of Lubbock high, where they all got out.

The boys glared up at the building. It was easily as large as the imitation Hyrulian fortress that they had fought at during the tournament.

Zelda and Peach just giggled and went inside the side door. Dr. Mario accompanied them.

Falcon stayed at the cars, leaning back and looking like quite a bad ass. Fox took one last envying look at the cars, than trudged inside, fallowed by Link, Marth, and Roy. Mario brought up the rear.

As they found the office, a man in a suit approached.

"Hello. Welcome to lubbock high" he said in a very cheerful manner.

"Hiya!" Mario said.

"You must be that foster parent that the counselor told me about. I'm Mr. Vogler, the principal here. If you'll just come with me, I'll show you to the office and than have Mr. Woody join me." Vogler said with utmost cheer.

Mario blinked. This was nothing like Mr. Williams at Whiteside.

Once inside the office, Mr. Vogler picked up the phone and made a few calls inside the building.

Soon, another man in a suit arrived, and Mr. Vogler directed Fox, and Roy to go with him. Than a women arrived, and Peach and Marth found themselves being led to the counselor's office. Link and Zelda found themselves isolated alone in the principals office for a few moments as Mr. Vogler talked outside with Mario and Dr. Mario.

Than he came back inside, and got out a file. With utmost politeness, he began to interview Zelda.