Episode Two: See Race - See Bumlets
Race: Please, have mercy. I'm but a poor boy with no money for food. Tibby: WHAT!?!?!
Race: Er....
MV: See Rack Track look cool.
All: *Blink Blink.*
Kid Blink: AAAAAHHHHH!
Mush: Can I have my clothes back?
MV: Look Cool Race Track. Look Cool.
Race: *Standing looking quite pleased with himself* I always look cool sweet heart.
MV: DIDYOUHEARTHAT!OHMIGOD!HECALLEDMESWEETHEART!OHMIGOD!AHHH!OHMIGOD!I'VEDIEDANDGONETOHEAVEN!OHMIGOD!RACYLOVESME!OHMIGOD!AHHHHHH!
Race: Um.... Yeah.
Specs: Teeny Bopper moment?
MV: Beyond Teeny Bopper moment. Closer to obsessed stalker moment.
All: Ahhhh......
Race: I'm God's gift to women.
Mush: Can I have my clothes back?
Spot: *Almost, jealously!?!?* Shut up.
Race: *Cocky smile firmly on face* Yeah, they all have that reaction over me.
Spot: Said Shut up.
Race: Is it MY fault I'm irresistible?
Spot: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Of course, Racetrack instantly shuts up. I mean, he's conceded not stupid. Poor Spot, last girl he dated dumped him for Racetrack (*cough*slut*cough*) but it really WAS Spot's fault. Perhaps he shouldn't attempt dating six girls at once.........
MV: *Taking deep calming breath* Okay, I'm over it.
Race: Whatever you say... *Evil smile* Sweetheart.
MV: *Swoon*
Spot: *Glare*
Everyone Else: .......
MV: But really, moving on.
Spot: I don't get why she didn't swoon over ME.
Race: You just don't have the Italian charm.
Spot: Italian's don't HAVE charm.
Race: Fuckin Irish.
Mush: Can I have my clothes back?
MV: See Specs.
Spot: I'm MUCH hotter than Racetrack.
Race: It's the tap dancing.
Spot: You tap dance!?!
Race: Attracts them like crazy.
Spot: Maybe I should learn how.
Race: It's harder than it looks. Took me forever, but I can do a back flip.
MV: See Specs do a pelvic thrust.
Spot: *Not really listing to the MV* Now that I'd like to see.
All: *Blink, Blink*
Kid Blink: For Heaven Sakes!
Jack: Um, Spot.
Spot: *Still not really listening* Yeah?
Jack: Do you just realize what you said?
Spot: *He really should tune in* Huh? Oh, sure.
Jack: Okay than....
Mush: Can I have my clothes back?
All: Shut Up Mush.
Mush: *Meekly* I'm cold.
MV: Thrust Specs! Thrust.
Kid Blink: Boy does THAT sound wrong.
Itey: I don't think this is children appropriate.
Specs: *Shrugs*
Specs, being the sweet boy he is, does in fact do the pelvis thrust. Mysterious Voice has another so called Teeny Bopper Moment (TBM) Pelvic Thrust should be a required action of all cute guys. May All Teeny Boppers Swoon!
MV: See Bumlets.
Crutchy: Has anyone else noticed that this has pretty much lost it's plot?
Itey: It never had on to begin with.
Crutchy: Good Point.
MV: See Bumlets talk. Talk Bumlets! Talk!
All: *Look at Bumlets expectantly.*
Bumlets: *Silence*
All: *Continue to stare at Bumlets.*
Bumlets: *Silence*
All: *Are wondering why Bumlets doesn't just end the stares and say something*
Bumlets: *Silence*
Jack: Um.... Is Bumlets mute?
The Newsies talk awhile before releasing that they in fact have no idea if Bumlets is mute or not. He's never talked before, but he's never said he couldn't. Wait....
MV: Well, I guess now would be a good time for someone else.
All: *Nod*
MV: See......