There you go. Nice long chapter. Enjoy
Jesse-James sat in her room on the floor with a paper and pencil. She was drawing 5 cards and arrows. She was humming too. Her monsters were handling her prisoner. She was wearing a red skirt and a black shirt that had bull- rider on it and she wore black boots that went up to her knees. The skirt had a split and the boots were about an inch high. She had taken like, 5 showers before she changed.
" AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She smiled at the scream from the basement.
" Good thing Ah got rid of tha other tenants. They wouldn't like tha screaming." She said.
She went back to her paper.
" Let's see. Ah'll need three Blues Eyes White Dragon and a Polymerize card. Ah'll be invincible. No one could stop me. Hmph. After ma monsters get bored, Ah suppose they should get back ta searching. Ah got alot of people ta conquer." She said.
As she was thinking of what she would conquer next, there was a knock at the door.
" What now? Ah know they're not done." She muttered getting up to answer it.
When she opened the door, she found Yugi, Tea, Tristan, Joey and Bakura.
" What do you wont?" She asked.
" Are you alright?" Yugi asked.
Jesse hid her arm behind her back. She didn't have all her wounds healed, but she had all the major ones dealt with. She was glad she already combed her bangs over her forehead.
" Fine. Goodbye." She said closing the door.
" Hold on!" Joey said catching the door.
" What?!!" She said in annoyance.
" We know you don't like us and we're not so crazy about you either, but if you're hurt, we want to help." Tristan said.
" One more time, Ah said Ah'm fine, now leame alone!!" She said slamming the door.
This time they forced the door open. Jesse was pushed back on the floor. They came in.
" Where are your parents?" Tea asked.
" Where is your stuff?" Joey asked.
" Where is your room?" Yugi asked.
" Nevamind! Git out!" She said.
" But Jesse you were harmed by my twin." Bakura said.
" Ah said.....What are you doing up here?!!" She yelled pointing.
" I'm with them." He said.
" If you're up here, then who's down..." Jesse didn't finish before she ran downstairs.
Yugi and his friends looked around. There was really nothing there. Tea found the paper in the middle of the floor.
" Hey Yugi, what's this?" She asked.
" Huh? It's a drawing…of the process to make the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon? Why would she be drawing this?" He asked.
Bakura cried out.
" What is it?" Joey asked.
" If what I'm thinking is true, we're in big trouble." He said.
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Jesse jumped down the stairs. She kicked open the door causing her monsters to turn. Yami Bakura looked terrible. She stomped over to him and held him up by his chin.
" Who is your twin?!" She demanded.
" I...don't have a twin." He choked out.
" Liar!!!" She said.
" I don't know what you're talking….Bakura. You don't know about the Millennium items." He said.
" Millennium what? Dark Magician, what does that mean?" She asked.
" You want the short or long version?" He asked.
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" Are you saying Jesse can summon actual card monsters into living, breathing, creatures?" Joey exclaimed.
" I think so. They destroyed anyone that crossed her. It makes perfect sense. The weapon used in Anibo's death a sword. The husband of Mrs. Tsukiono being impaled by wood. The Dark Magician, Celtic Guardian, Black Magician and Luster Soldier appearing to kidnap Yami Bakura. It all fits." Yugi said.
" If she can bring monsters to life, and she wants to make the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon…. Yikes!! That's bad!!" Joey said.
" I'll say. Where'd she go?" Tea asked.
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" So, that's how it works. So, you're Bakura's Yami and tha other Yugi is his Yami. Interestin'. So if one of ya dies? Da both of ya?" She asked.
" Uh…Well…I don't…know." He said.
" Dark Magician!"
" Yes."
" Chikushoo." Yami Bakura said.
" Who has tha Blue Eyes White Dragon?" She asked.
" I wouldn't know. But if I did, why should I tell you?" He asked.
" That's one less torture spell ya have ta live through." She said squeezing his broken knee where the swelling was.
" Aahhhh!!!!!!" He hollered.
The door to the basement was busted open. 4 figures stood in the doorway.
" Jesse-James!!" Joey yelled.
She whipped around. They started to advance.
" Celtic Guardian!" She said.
He held Yami Bakura around his neck and his sword to it.
" One mo step!" She warned.
They froze.
" What do you want with him?" Yugi asked.
" Silence Stumpy!" She snapped.
Tea looked around. She could see the monsters for herself. They were real. They were actually real.
" Tell me who has tha Blue Eyes White Dragons or your friend Bakura dies!!" She threatened.
" We know what you want them for Piston! And we aren't going to let it happen!" Joey said.
" You don't have a say Blondie!" She said.
" Tell her Yugi!!" Yami Bakura yelled.
" Bakura's gonna die!!" Tea said.
Yugi was stuck. He didn't want to get Bakura killed. But he didn't want to give up the information either. He gritted his teeth pounded his fist against the wall.
" Seto Kaiba." He said.
" Ah! So that's who has it. No wonder we couldn't find it. Ya can have your Yami Bakura back." Jesse said motioning for the Dark Magician to let him loose.
Yami Bakura fell to the floor. Jesse backed up into the group of monsters.
" Da ya know where Seto Kaiba is?" She asked.
" Yes." The Magician of Black Chaos said.
" Good. Let's go then." She said.
" You can't be serious! Do you know how much damage the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon will do if you summon him?!!" Yugi said.
Jesse-James laughed.
" You're dumber than a sack'a potatas! Ah told ya! Ah will rule tha world!" She said.
They disappeared in a flash of purple; courtesy of the Dark Magician.
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Yugi and the others ran down to check on Yami Bakura. He was in bad shape.
" Are you alright?" Bakura asked.
" Get off me you moron!!" He yelled.
" We need to get you to a hospital and go warn Seto Kaiba." Yugi said.
" You can't. Her Dark Magician is good. They are well on their way if not there already." Yami Bakura said.
" We'll call him then." Joey said.
" Too late. Better find someplace to lay low." Yami Bakura said.
" She's really dangerous. Maybe Yami can tell us what to do about her." Yugi said.
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Jesse-James and co. arrived in Seto Kaiba's mansion.
" Buckin' Broncos! Dude is loaded!!" Jesse said looking around.
" Yeah. More places for enemies to hide." Luster Soldier said.
" Chill with tha military habits. Let's just find him." She said.
As they were walking through the mansion, Jesse's monsters were scooping out the place. The Luster Soldier and Celtic Guardian ready to fight in an instant. The two Magicians ready to get Jesse to safety. Jesse herself was trying to remember why Seto Kaiba was familiar.
" Don't know any Texans by that name. Maybe Ah heard tha guy's name on the TV." She thought out loud.
" Seto!!! Give it back!!!!"
" Ay!!" Jesse cried out in surprise.
" What was that?" Black Magician asked.
" No time, hide now!!" She ordered.
The Dark Magician made them all invisible. Jesse neglected to include herself on purpose. She walked towards the voice that echoed through the halls.
She entered a large living room. It was furnished in red and blue and white carpet with red wine furniture. She wandered in when she was almost run- over by a black flash.
" Ay!!" She cried.
" Seto-Oof!!"
Jesse looked at the small boy on the floor in front of her.
" Who is this?" He asked holding his head and pointing.
" Uh ' who is this?' " She said pointing to herself.
" You heard my brother. Who are you?"
Jesse turned around.
" Are you Seto Kaiba?" She asked.
" I'll ask the questions thank you." He said shoving her down on the couch.
Behind him she heard metal move. She could make out the Celtic Guardian about to slice Seto in three. She put her hands out shaking them 'no'. The Black Magician pulled him back. Just in time, Seto had just turned around to look at what she was looking at. Then he looked at her shaking her hands.
" Uh…Ma nails are wet." She said smiling nervously.
" There's no color on them." He said flatly.
" Um…. It's clear nail polish!" She said covering.
" Quit stalling and tell me who you are!!" He said grabbing her by her shirt collar.
" I know who she is!" Mokuba said.
" You do?" Both said.
" Yeah! I remember her from the orphanage! She was the new girl that talked funny!" He said pointing to her.
" Ah/ She was?" Both said.
" Uh huh. The other woman that talked funny brought her in. I remember! She was the fastest runner and she would fight anybody for money. She fought you and she lost. When you went to apologize, she became your girlfriend! That's it, I remember!!" He said smiling; proud of himself.
Both looked at each other, and then quickly got away from each other.
" That's why your name is so familiar." Jesse said.
" That still doesn't answer who you are or what you're doin' in my house!" He said.
" Ah…was coming in…" She trailed.
Thunder cracked outside.
" From tha rain!" She said covering for herself.
Seto looked suspicious, but seemed to buy it.
" Fine, you can stay. But you still haven't answered me. Who in the blue hell are you?" He asked.
" Jesse-James Piston. Texan, Bullgod, cowgirl." She said proud of herself.
" Whatever." He said waving her off.
Jesse looked around.
" So this is all yours." She said sitting down.
" I didn't say you could sit down." He said.
" Ah didn't ask ya either." She shot back.
He glared. She matched his glare until he brushed her off with another 'whatever'. Mokuba sat next to Jesse.
" So did you ever kiss my brother?" He asked.
Jesse went wide-eyed and blushed.
" Mokuba don't you have something to do?" Seto asked.
" No." He said.
" Then go find something." He said.
" Did you ever French him? Ah!!" He said ducking a book that was hurled at him.
" Go make yourself dizzy!" Seto said.
" I'm sure Jesse makes you dizzy!" He shot back.
Seto raised another book to throw. At the same time, Jesse motioned for her monsters to search the house for his deck.
" Ah!" He said running out of the room.
" Only child, thank God." Jesse said leaning back.
" Hmp." He said.
" You still don't like me? That's too bad. You're cute." She said leaning over.
Seto looked at her. She was giving him a sugary sweet smile. He could see right through it. If he was looking up that high.
" Ah can't say Ah remember you Seto. Do you have any other girlfriends Ah should be jealous of?" She asked crossing her legs.
" I…" He trailed looking up her long legs.
" You what?" She asked.
Seto's face got hot. Jesse saw the Luster Soldier signal they couldn't find the cards in the west wing and north wing. She motioned to look in the other wings while she was distracting Seto.
" No." He finally said.
" No what?" She asked looking back at him.
" I don't have any girlfriends." He said.
" Oh, you have a boyfriend? Whateva works fo you." She said.
" No! I'm straight! I just don't have the time." He said tearing his eyes away.
" Well, now ya got me." She said standing up.
" What? Oh, no. I don't think so." He said.
There was a door slamming in the east wing. Jesse cursed under her breath.
" It's just Mokuba." Seto said.
" Right," She said," * Be more careful you idiots!*"
" Do you want a tour or something while you're waiting?" He asked looking outside.
" Oh, nah. Ah'm fine. So are ya a duelist?" She asked.
" Yeah. Are you?" He asked.
" Uh uh. You'd probably beat me. Again." She said.
" It was a lucky punch." He said.
" You knocked one of ma teeth out." She said.
" I still said you were pretty!" He said.
Jesse shook her head.
" So am Ah still pretty now? Or do you think Ah look like a hooker?" She asked.
" You look fine." He said.
She heard the Celtic Guardian call for her. They couldn't find the cards. Jesse cursed under her breath. That meant he had the cards on him.
" *Should have accounted for that. Just have to take them*" She said.
So she walked over to stand next to him. Put her arm around his waist. Seto looked down, then looked at her. She was actually checking for the cards on his waist. Weren't there.
" What are you doing?" He asked.
" Just picking up where we left off. Or was it here?" She asked.
She goosed him. The cards weren't in his back pockets either.
" Hey!!" He said backing away.
" Sorry. Too fast?" She asked.
" Maybe you should leave." He said.
" Don't you like me?" She asked.
" Maybe too much." He muttered sitting down.
She sat next to him. Then she saw the cards sticking out of a pocket in his jacket.
" * Ah hah. *" Jesse thought to herself.
" Do you want something to drink?" He asked.
" No." She said.
She could tell he was uncomfortable around her. She had already wasted enough time, so she just kissed him. Seto was shocked to say the least. She encouraged him to kiss back. She couldn't steal his cards with him wide eyed.
" * Stupid cow. Close your eyes so Ah can steal your cards. *" She thought to herself.
She put his arms around her waist and pulled him to her. Finally emitting a response from him, he kissed back. Jesse put her hand on his chest. From there she removed his cards and put her around his neck. She dropped the cards to the waiting Dark Magician; still invisible.
Looking up from the cards, he gave her a look that asked what to do next. She pointed to the door. He nodded and left.
" * Who says Ah can't have ma rodeo an' win it too?*" She thought to herself.
As they continued with their 'reunion', the phone rang. Seto tore away.
" Ignore it an' come back here." Jesse said.
" What if it's important?" He asked.
" Then they'll call back." She said.
" But-"
Before he could, protest, the answering machine picked up.
" Kaiba!! You've got to get out of the house now!! There's a girl named Jesse-James Piston after you!! She has black hair and her eyes are green and purple!! You've got to get away from her she's dangerous!! She can-"
Jesse hit the stop button frown. She had forgotten about the phone. She never thought to sever the power lines. Seto looked at her unsure of what to believe.
" What is Yugi talking about?" He asked.
Jesse replaced her frown with a smile and shrug. She walked back over to him.
" Nothin'." She said.
" You're lying Jessica." He said.
She narrowed her eyes at the mention of her full name.
" Nevamind." She said.
" No, not nevermind. What is he talking about? Yugi wouldn't go into hysterics like that over anything." He said.
" Well, so Ah have a few powers." She said.
" Powers?" He asked.
" Ah can make duel monsters into living, breathing people." She said.
Seto started laughing.
" You don't believe me?" She asked.
" No, I don't believe you." He said.
She sighed.
" It's okay guys, you can come out now." She said.
Behind her, the monsters serving her appeared. Seto looked up in shock. She smiled.
" How?" He asked.
" Long story, little time. Ah have a lot of land ta conquer before tha Beverly Hillbillies come on TV." She said looking at her watch.
" My deck!" He said checking his pocket.
" Yea. Ah need your deck. You'll be glad ta know it will contribute ta ma rise and tha world's fall." She said.
" You're crazy." He said.
" Maybe. You wanna come wit me cutie?" She asked.
" No!" He said backing up.
" C'mon Seto-kun. You can have anything you wont. You can even bring tha kid." She said.
" Yugi was right, you are dangerous." He said.
Jesse pouted.
" Well, if you won't come willingly…" She trailed.
The Celtic Guardian came forward and grabbed Seto Kaiba. He was hung over his shoulder like a sack of garbage.
" Stop right there!!" **** said.
Jesse stopped and turned around.
" Yugioh!!" She said.
" Release Seto Kaiba and call off your monsters!" He ordered.
" Yeah!!" Mokuba added.
" So sorry. But it'll take more than a deeper voice and puberty to stop me Yugi." She said mocking him.
Yugioh glared.
" Ah won't answer ta no one! Until Ah feel I'm ready too!" She said.
She turned her back on him and walked.
" Don't you walk away from me you yellow coward!" He yelled after her.
Jesse froze.
" Ah ain't scared!! But Ah don't duel. So you're fresh out of luck. Ah don't need ta duel you when Ah can just have you killed." She said.
" You are still a coward. You have monsters kill your threats than deal with your own problems." He said.
" That does it!! Listen card captor! Ah'll beat you at anything!" She said.
" Fine. Then we'll play a game even you can understand. We both draw cards. Whoever has the higher points win. And if you win, you can go free." He said.
" And if tha house wins?" She asked.
" I decide your fate." He said.
" Fine." She said shrugging.
" Ladies first." He said.
" Okay, Ah'll wait." She said crossing her arms.
Yugioh glared and drew first. She drew next.
" I drew the Summoned Skull." He said.
" Ah drew tha baby dragon." She said pouting.
" You lose." He said.
" Really?" She said sarcastically.
Yugioh's millennium eye shown on his forehead.
" Oh well. Never said Ah'd just stand here while you do it." She said.
" Mind Shatter!!" He yelled.
" Dark Magician!!" She yelled.
Both the shield and attack caused a bright light in the room. All covered their eyes. The light finally died down enough to see. A light shield was glowing around Jesse.
" What?!" Yugioh said.
" Hah ha!! That's all you have? You'll never stop me. You're cards won't help you now." She said.
" You're wrong! We will stop you!!" Joey said.
Jesse spread four cards out in the air facing her. She was starting to chant her magic words again.
" She's going to summon the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon!!" Bakura said.
" We have to stop her!" Tristan said.
He and Joey rushed at her. But were thrown back by the shield. The four cards made four columns of lights. They all had to shield their eyes. The roar of the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon emitted from the floor. The ground shook violently. They struggled to stand.
The ground broke and the floorboards split. The BEUD rose from the ground. Jesse-James and her monsters on it's back. Seto Kaiba couldn't believe this was happening. Jesse laughed at Yugioh's shock.
" This is impossible." He said.
The BEUD stood it's full height, breaking the roof.
" Move over Pharaoh Yugioh!! This is ma throne now!" She said.
The BEUD flew off opening fire on buildings and people as it went. Yugioh clenched his fist in anger. He turned and walked in the opposite direction.
" Yami, where are you going?" Yugi asked.
" I'm going to Egypt. Somehow I gotta figure out this mess. The only way to beat Jesse's magic is to get magic of my own." He said.
Jesse-James sat in her room on the floor with a paper and pencil. She was drawing 5 cards and arrows. She was humming too. Her monsters were handling her prisoner. She was wearing a red skirt and a black shirt that had bull- rider on it and she wore black boots that went up to her knees. The skirt had a split and the boots were about an inch high. She had taken like, 5 showers before she changed.
" AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She smiled at the scream from the basement.
" Good thing Ah got rid of tha other tenants. They wouldn't like tha screaming." She said.
She went back to her paper.
" Let's see. Ah'll need three Blues Eyes White Dragon and a Polymerize card. Ah'll be invincible. No one could stop me. Hmph. After ma monsters get bored, Ah suppose they should get back ta searching. Ah got alot of people ta conquer." She said.
As she was thinking of what she would conquer next, there was a knock at the door.
" What now? Ah know they're not done." She muttered getting up to answer it.
When she opened the door, she found Yugi, Tea, Tristan, Joey and Bakura.
" What do you wont?" She asked.
" Are you alright?" Yugi asked.
Jesse hid her arm behind her back. She didn't have all her wounds healed, but she had all the major ones dealt with. She was glad she already combed her bangs over her forehead.
" Fine. Goodbye." She said closing the door.
" Hold on!" Joey said catching the door.
" What?!!" She said in annoyance.
" We know you don't like us and we're not so crazy about you either, but if you're hurt, we want to help." Tristan said.
" One more time, Ah said Ah'm fine, now leame alone!!" She said slamming the door.
This time they forced the door open. Jesse was pushed back on the floor. They came in.
" Where are your parents?" Tea asked.
" Where is your stuff?" Joey asked.
" Where is your room?" Yugi asked.
" Nevamind! Git out!" She said.
" But Jesse you were harmed by my twin." Bakura said.
" Ah said.....What are you doing up here?!!" She yelled pointing.
" I'm with them." He said.
" If you're up here, then who's down..." Jesse didn't finish before she ran downstairs.
Yugi and his friends looked around. There was really nothing there. Tea found the paper in the middle of the floor.
" Hey Yugi, what's this?" She asked.
" Huh? It's a drawing…of the process to make the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon? Why would she be drawing this?" He asked.
Bakura cried out.
" What is it?" Joey asked.
" If what I'm thinking is true, we're in big trouble." He said.
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Jesse jumped down the stairs. She kicked open the door causing her monsters to turn. Yami Bakura looked terrible. She stomped over to him and held him up by his chin.
" Who is your twin?!" She demanded.
" I...don't have a twin." He choked out.
" Liar!!!" She said.
" I don't know what you're talking….Bakura. You don't know about the Millennium items." He said.
" Millennium what? Dark Magician, what does that mean?" She asked.
" You want the short or long version?" He asked.
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" Are you saying Jesse can summon actual card monsters into living, breathing, creatures?" Joey exclaimed.
" I think so. They destroyed anyone that crossed her. It makes perfect sense. The weapon used in Anibo's death a sword. The husband of Mrs. Tsukiono being impaled by wood. The Dark Magician, Celtic Guardian, Black Magician and Luster Soldier appearing to kidnap Yami Bakura. It all fits." Yugi said.
" If she can bring monsters to life, and she wants to make the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon…. Yikes!! That's bad!!" Joey said.
" I'll say. Where'd she go?" Tea asked.
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" So, that's how it works. So, you're Bakura's Yami and tha other Yugi is his Yami. Interestin'. So if one of ya dies? Da both of ya?" She asked.
" Uh…Well…I don't…know." He said.
" Dark Magician!"
" Yes."
" Chikushoo." Yami Bakura said.
" Who has tha Blue Eyes White Dragon?" She asked.
" I wouldn't know. But if I did, why should I tell you?" He asked.
" That's one less torture spell ya have ta live through." She said squeezing his broken knee where the swelling was.
" Aahhhh!!!!!!" He hollered.
The door to the basement was busted open. 4 figures stood in the doorway.
" Jesse-James!!" Joey yelled.
She whipped around. They started to advance.
" Celtic Guardian!" She said.
He held Yami Bakura around his neck and his sword to it.
" One mo step!" She warned.
They froze.
" What do you want with him?" Yugi asked.
" Silence Stumpy!" She snapped.
Tea looked around. She could see the monsters for herself. They were real. They were actually real.
" Tell me who has tha Blue Eyes White Dragons or your friend Bakura dies!!" She threatened.
" We know what you want them for Piston! And we aren't going to let it happen!" Joey said.
" You don't have a say Blondie!" She said.
" Tell her Yugi!!" Yami Bakura yelled.
" Bakura's gonna die!!" Tea said.
Yugi was stuck. He didn't want to get Bakura killed. But he didn't want to give up the information either. He gritted his teeth pounded his fist against the wall.
" Seto Kaiba." He said.
" Ah! So that's who has it. No wonder we couldn't find it. Ya can have your Yami Bakura back." Jesse said motioning for the Dark Magician to let him loose.
Yami Bakura fell to the floor. Jesse backed up into the group of monsters.
" Da ya know where Seto Kaiba is?" She asked.
" Yes." The Magician of Black Chaos said.
" Good. Let's go then." She said.
" You can't be serious! Do you know how much damage the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon will do if you summon him?!!" Yugi said.
Jesse-James laughed.
" You're dumber than a sack'a potatas! Ah told ya! Ah will rule tha world!" She said.
They disappeared in a flash of purple; courtesy of the Dark Magician.
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Yugi and the others ran down to check on Yami Bakura. He was in bad shape.
" Are you alright?" Bakura asked.
" Get off me you moron!!" He yelled.
" We need to get you to a hospital and go warn Seto Kaiba." Yugi said.
" You can't. Her Dark Magician is good. They are well on their way if not there already." Yami Bakura said.
" We'll call him then." Joey said.
" Too late. Better find someplace to lay low." Yami Bakura said.
" She's really dangerous. Maybe Yami can tell us what to do about her." Yugi said.
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Jesse-James and co. arrived in Seto Kaiba's mansion.
" Buckin' Broncos! Dude is loaded!!" Jesse said looking around.
" Yeah. More places for enemies to hide." Luster Soldier said.
" Chill with tha military habits. Let's just find him." She said.
As they were walking through the mansion, Jesse's monsters were scooping out the place. The Luster Soldier and Celtic Guardian ready to fight in an instant. The two Magicians ready to get Jesse to safety. Jesse herself was trying to remember why Seto Kaiba was familiar.
" Don't know any Texans by that name. Maybe Ah heard tha guy's name on the TV." She thought out loud.
" Seto!!! Give it back!!!!"
" Ay!!" Jesse cried out in surprise.
" What was that?" Black Magician asked.
" No time, hide now!!" She ordered.
The Dark Magician made them all invisible. Jesse neglected to include herself on purpose. She walked towards the voice that echoed through the halls.
She entered a large living room. It was furnished in red and blue and white carpet with red wine furniture. She wandered in when she was almost run- over by a black flash.
" Ay!!" She cried.
" Seto-Oof!!"
Jesse looked at the small boy on the floor in front of her.
" Who is this?" He asked holding his head and pointing.
" Uh ' who is this?' " She said pointing to herself.
" You heard my brother. Who are you?"
Jesse turned around.
" Are you Seto Kaiba?" She asked.
" I'll ask the questions thank you." He said shoving her down on the couch.
Behind him she heard metal move. She could make out the Celtic Guardian about to slice Seto in three. She put her hands out shaking them 'no'. The Black Magician pulled him back. Just in time, Seto had just turned around to look at what she was looking at. Then he looked at her shaking her hands.
" Uh…Ma nails are wet." She said smiling nervously.
" There's no color on them." He said flatly.
" Um…. It's clear nail polish!" She said covering.
" Quit stalling and tell me who you are!!" He said grabbing her by her shirt collar.
" I know who she is!" Mokuba said.
" You do?" Both said.
" Yeah! I remember her from the orphanage! She was the new girl that talked funny!" He said pointing to her.
" Ah/ She was?" Both said.
" Uh huh. The other woman that talked funny brought her in. I remember! She was the fastest runner and she would fight anybody for money. She fought you and she lost. When you went to apologize, she became your girlfriend! That's it, I remember!!" He said smiling; proud of himself.
Both looked at each other, and then quickly got away from each other.
" That's why your name is so familiar." Jesse said.
" That still doesn't answer who you are or what you're doin' in my house!" He said.
" Ah…was coming in…" She trailed.
Thunder cracked outside.
" From tha rain!" She said covering for herself.
Seto looked suspicious, but seemed to buy it.
" Fine, you can stay. But you still haven't answered me. Who in the blue hell are you?" He asked.
" Jesse-James Piston. Texan, Bullgod, cowgirl." She said proud of herself.
" Whatever." He said waving her off.
Jesse looked around.
" So this is all yours." She said sitting down.
" I didn't say you could sit down." He said.
" Ah didn't ask ya either." She shot back.
He glared. She matched his glare until he brushed her off with another 'whatever'. Mokuba sat next to Jesse.
" So did you ever kiss my brother?" He asked.
Jesse went wide-eyed and blushed.
" Mokuba don't you have something to do?" Seto asked.
" No." He said.
" Then go find something." He said.
" Did you ever French him? Ah!!" He said ducking a book that was hurled at him.
" Go make yourself dizzy!" Seto said.
" I'm sure Jesse makes you dizzy!" He shot back.
Seto raised another book to throw. At the same time, Jesse motioned for her monsters to search the house for his deck.
" Ah!" He said running out of the room.
" Only child, thank God." Jesse said leaning back.
" Hmp." He said.
" You still don't like me? That's too bad. You're cute." She said leaning over.
Seto looked at her. She was giving him a sugary sweet smile. He could see right through it. If he was looking up that high.
" Ah can't say Ah remember you Seto. Do you have any other girlfriends Ah should be jealous of?" She asked crossing her legs.
" I…" He trailed looking up her long legs.
" You what?" She asked.
Seto's face got hot. Jesse saw the Luster Soldier signal they couldn't find the cards in the west wing and north wing. She motioned to look in the other wings while she was distracting Seto.
" No." He finally said.
" No what?" She asked looking back at him.
" I don't have any girlfriends." He said.
" Oh, you have a boyfriend? Whateva works fo you." She said.
" No! I'm straight! I just don't have the time." He said tearing his eyes away.
" Well, now ya got me." She said standing up.
" What? Oh, no. I don't think so." He said.
There was a door slamming in the east wing. Jesse cursed under her breath.
" It's just Mokuba." Seto said.
" Right," She said," * Be more careful you idiots!*"
" Do you want a tour or something while you're waiting?" He asked looking outside.
" Oh, nah. Ah'm fine. So are ya a duelist?" She asked.
" Yeah. Are you?" He asked.
" Uh uh. You'd probably beat me. Again." She said.
" It was a lucky punch." He said.
" You knocked one of ma teeth out." She said.
" I still said you were pretty!" He said.
Jesse shook her head.
" So am Ah still pretty now? Or do you think Ah look like a hooker?" She asked.
" You look fine." He said.
She heard the Celtic Guardian call for her. They couldn't find the cards. Jesse cursed under her breath. That meant he had the cards on him.
" *Should have accounted for that. Just have to take them*" She said.
So she walked over to stand next to him. Put her arm around his waist. Seto looked down, then looked at her. She was actually checking for the cards on his waist. Weren't there.
" What are you doing?" He asked.
" Just picking up where we left off. Or was it here?" She asked.
She goosed him. The cards weren't in his back pockets either.
" Hey!!" He said backing away.
" Sorry. Too fast?" She asked.
" Maybe you should leave." He said.
" Don't you like me?" She asked.
" Maybe too much." He muttered sitting down.
She sat next to him. Then she saw the cards sticking out of a pocket in his jacket.
" * Ah hah. *" Jesse thought to herself.
" Do you want something to drink?" He asked.
" No." She said.
She could tell he was uncomfortable around her. She had already wasted enough time, so she just kissed him. Seto was shocked to say the least. She encouraged him to kiss back. She couldn't steal his cards with him wide eyed.
" * Stupid cow. Close your eyes so Ah can steal your cards. *" She thought to herself.
She put his arms around her waist and pulled him to her. Finally emitting a response from him, he kissed back. Jesse put her hand on his chest. From there she removed his cards and put her around his neck. She dropped the cards to the waiting Dark Magician; still invisible.
Looking up from the cards, he gave her a look that asked what to do next. She pointed to the door. He nodded and left.
" * Who says Ah can't have ma rodeo an' win it too?*" She thought to herself.
As they continued with their 'reunion', the phone rang. Seto tore away.
" Ignore it an' come back here." Jesse said.
" What if it's important?" He asked.
" Then they'll call back." She said.
" But-"
Before he could, protest, the answering machine picked up.
" Kaiba!! You've got to get out of the house now!! There's a girl named Jesse-James Piston after you!! She has black hair and her eyes are green and purple!! You've got to get away from her she's dangerous!! She can-"
Jesse hit the stop button frown. She had forgotten about the phone. She never thought to sever the power lines. Seto looked at her unsure of what to believe.
" What is Yugi talking about?" He asked.
Jesse replaced her frown with a smile and shrug. She walked back over to him.
" Nothin'." She said.
" You're lying Jessica." He said.
She narrowed her eyes at the mention of her full name.
" Nevamind." She said.
" No, not nevermind. What is he talking about? Yugi wouldn't go into hysterics like that over anything." He said.
" Well, so Ah have a few powers." She said.
" Powers?" He asked.
" Ah can make duel monsters into living, breathing people." She said.
Seto started laughing.
" You don't believe me?" She asked.
" No, I don't believe you." He said.
She sighed.
" It's okay guys, you can come out now." She said.
Behind her, the monsters serving her appeared. Seto looked up in shock. She smiled.
" How?" He asked.
" Long story, little time. Ah have a lot of land ta conquer before tha Beverly Hillbillies come on TV." She said looking at her watch.
" My deck!" He said checking his pocket.
" Yea. Ah need your deck. You'll be glad ta know it will contribute ta ma rise and tha world's fall." She said.
" You're crazy." He said.
" Maybe. You wanna come wit me cutie?" She asked.
" No!" He said backing up.
" C'mon Seto-kun. You can have anything you wont. You can even bring tha kid." She said.
" Yugi was right, you are dangerous." He said.
Jesse pouted.
" Well, if you won't come willingly…" She trailed.
The Celtic Guardian came forward and grabbed Seto Kaiba. He was hung over his shoulder like a sack of garbage.
" Stop right there!!" **** said.
Jesse stopped and turned around.
" Yugioh!!" She said.
" Release Seto Kaiba and call off your monsters!" He ordered.
" Yeah!!" Mokuba added.
" So sorry. But it'll take more than a deeper voice and puberty to stop me Yugi." She said mocking him.
Yugioh glared.
" Ah won't answer ta no one! Until Ah feel I'm ready too!" She said.
She turned her back on him and walked.
" Don't you walk away from me you yellow coward!" He yelled after her.
Jesse froze.
" Ah ain't scared!! But Ah don't duel. So you're fresh out of luck. Ah don't need ta duel you when Ah can just have you killed." She said.
" You are still a coward. You have monsters kill your threats than deal with your own problems." He said.
" That does it!! Listen card captor! Ah'll beat you at anything!" She said.
" Fine. Then we'll play a game even you can understand. We both draw cards. Whoever has the higher points win. And if you win, you can go free." He said.
" And if tha house wins?" She asked.
" I decide your fate." He said.
" Fine." She said shrugging.
" Ladies first." He said.
" Okay, Ah'll wait." She said crossing her arms.
Yugioh glared and drew first. She drew next.
" I drew the Summoned Skull." He said.
" Ah drew tha baby dragon." She said pouting.
" You lose." He said.
" Really?" She said sarcastically.
Yugioh's millennium eye shown on his forehead.
" Oh well. Never said Ah'd just stand here while you do it." She said.
" Mind Shatter!!" He yelled.
" Dark Magician!!" She yelled.
Both the shield and attack caused a bright light in the room. All covered their eyes. The light finally died down enough to see. A light shield was glowing around Jesse.
" What?!" Yugioh said.
" Hah ha!! That's all you have? You'll never stop me. You're cards won't help you now." She said.
" You're wrong! We will stop you!!" Joey said.
Jesse spread four cards out in the air facing her. She was starting to chant her magic words again.
" She's going to summon the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon!!" Bakura said.
" We have to stop her!" Tristan said.
He and Joey rushed at her. But were thrown back by the shield. The four cards made four columns of lights. They all had to shield their eyes. The roar of the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon emitted from the floor. The ground shook violently. They struggled to stand.
The ground broke and the floorboards split. The BEUD rose from the ground. Jesse-James and her monsters on it's back. Seto Kaiba couldn't believe this was happening. Jesse laughed at Yugioh's shock.
" This is impossible." He said.
The BEUD stood it's full height, breaking the roof.
" Move over Pharaoh Yugioh!! This is ma throne now!" She said.
The BEUD flew off opening fire on buildings and people as it went. Yugioh clenched his fist in anger. He turned and walked in the opposite direction.
" Yami, where are you going?" Yugi asked.
" I'm going to Egypt. Somehow I gotta figure out this mess. The only way to beat Jesse's magic is to get magic of my own." He said.