Stranger than Fiction - Episode 2a
By: raq
Rated PG13
I roused and my head became somewhat clear and I had the feeling that I was high above ground.... Curiously and cautiously I opened one eye... what my one eye saw didn't register so I went ahead and opened the other. Oh Lordy.... I looked up and fully saw him.. His back turned... I didn't even bother to look up to his head.. wearing nothing but a small tiny scrap of cloth around his.. um.. waist... yeah that's what we call it...uh... I can feel my cheeks redden.. being able to see the tight gluts on this man... I turned... looked down and suddenly realized... I was high above the ground.. in a hammock like bed. I screamed as the hammock tilted and free fall I went. Screaming louder I was headed down... head first towards the ground, I said my prayers. I closed my eyes hoping this dream would end... and when I was waiting for my life to end... I felt an arm encircle my waist.. and instead of falling down I was gliding sideways. What was going on? I opened one eye and completely bewildered... I was still upside down...but I was facing a pair of legs. I wanted to scratch my head but right now I didn't even know where my own hands were. I looked up and found the ground in which I should have been splattered on was speeding over my head.. I decided to look down and at first I wondered.... 'WHAT THE....' I felt the arm tighten around my waist and I flushed in every bit of red their could possibly be... crimson red, bloodshot red... candy apple red.. it was me.... At first unbelieving....so I decided to have another look down.. 'LORDY LORD.............' I suddenly realized... Who ever this was... he was carrying me upside down and I can see his.... His... 'OH MY LORD...' I fainted.
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Why is it so hot.. I thought wearily as I opened my eyes, as soon as I did, it decided to shut itself back up. 'Oh the light' I sat up, trying to remember what happened. Blocking the suns rays, I opened my eyes again. Blurry at first then clear.... I looked at my surroundings, as I was in the forest.... I am completely and overwhelmingly baffled.
The memory of myself wearing a cape with a hood skipping to grandmas house was clear... then pinned down by the animal that called himself Mamo-chan. I felt my eyes widen....'NOWWWWWWWWW Where am I?' I whined as I heard the squawking of birds and animals outside fleeing.. un-doubtingly from my whining. Years experience.. I have learned that my whining can even make a grown man cower, for instance.. my dad... and not to mention... I held on to the thought as the door opened and my attention drifted to the being that entered... 'Mamo-channnnnnnnn...' my mouth dropped.
After rolling my tongue back in and closing my mouth.. I was speechless. Standing up next to the door...he paid attention to tying up some wooden items... Un faltered by my quiet company.... Their was my Mamo... er.... or someone that looked like my Mamo-chan.. in a... a... loin cloth! Again my mouth decided to drop and I could off sworn I felt something dribble down the side of my mouth.
Wearing nothing but that flimsy almost see through.. loin cloth! I screamed in my mind... Mamo-chan wouldn't let me see him in Speedos! And now... right in front of me.. was...was...ma..ma............. Now who would in their right mind turn away at the wonderful sculptured... god before them. I didn't think so... so.... I just stared.
For the moment... my eyes just lingered... from the fine rippling pectorals he held on his chest.. to the branded six pack he sported on his abdominal... my eyes started to drift downwards remembering the awkward position I was in earlier. The nerve of my face! I felt the deepening hue wash over. Thinking of how.. um... what's the word... fortunate... prosperous... bestowed... or perhaps blessed by the gods he was. The thought of that made my already tainted mind.. drift even lower.... Cute.. belly button I bit a grin... and I would of gone lower too if a few snakes hadn't landed on head... snakes.. 'hi snakes..' I glanced at the snake than back to Mamo.................. 'SNAKE AHHHHHHHHHHHH' I screamed.. Getting up from my original position on the make shift cot. Jumping up and down 'get it off....... Get it off Ahhhhh'. I screamed louder, a pair of arms held on to my shoulders as it was taken from my hair. Forgetting where and who, I hugged the naked body before me and cried. 'I hate snakes... I hate snakes' I felt arms wrap around my back and somehow it felt so right...... Me in the arms of my Mamo-chan... my face against his naked chest.. and his hand caressing me on my bare back.. comforting me... and... wait a minute... Bare back? It took a moment or two to register and when it did... slowly and carefully I opened one eye.. and strained to look down. My heart almost stopped...what the?..... I untangled myself from the warmth and fully took note of what I was wearing.
How did I get to wearing a conservative little red riding hood outfit to this.... I gaped, as I felt a bit chilly. I looked up to my companion.. or er... who ever this impersonator was again.. then back to the thin layers of fabric around me. Wrapped around my breast area.. was a thin material... completely identical to the loin cloth Mamo-chan was wearing... or er.. who ever! Under my belly button.... WAY under my belly button... like where my bikini panties should have been showing.... wrapping around me like a sarong.. it tied to the left. But boy was it low... I felt a draft and my eyes went wide..... I fidgeted in place................ 'OH DEAR GOD' I'm not wearing anything under this thing!
Stepping away several steps...... my heart raced to a million speed... and I was unaware of what to do... thinking and racking my brain.. what the heck did Brooke Shields do in the Blue Lagoon? I thought. 'Usako...' the man speaks.. I quickly turned my head towards him. He had the most somber expression on his face... lost.. like a little boy. Was this Mamo this time or another one that would morph into some hairy ugly creature. I took a step closer to him to look into his eyes. A stray of unwanted nuisance fell upon his eyes.. and as usual..... as I did with my Mamo-chan.. I wisped it away clear from his view. I loved my Mamo-chan's eyes.. it was what told me his undying love.. his eternal promise.. his... 'Mamo-chan?' I asked realizing that this twin was reflecting the same love.. the same promise... as 'my' Mamo-chan. 'U..sako.. Jayne '. Could it be? I watched him turn and walked off a few, nearing the table like area. Wait... who's Jayne? Disturbed from the movements, determining if this was 'my' Mamo... and if it was.. perhaps he could answer to what in Selene's name is going on.
He turned and my heart skipped and did the 100 meter hurdles over and over again. Lifting his hand, I bit my lip as the 100 meter became a roller coaster ride of happiness. In his hand was a bouquet of... of... what the heck is that???... is that .. a ...a... Venus fly trap??? It is! Offering it to me... I hesitantly took it.... Without one word... I just smiled thanking him... and wondering.... What was I suppose to do with a fly trap..
He approached me again.. this time closer.. and I didn't move, I just watched him waiting for him to say more. 'Jayne..' I looked at him a little whacked out.. I nodded my head in disagreement.. 'No... Usako' I said...he looked at me wondering and he nodded his head 'Jayne....' No.. no.. no... 'Uuuhhh...sa...ko....' I said again. He backed up.. and I swear I saw that frown darken his so handsome features... Looking straight into my eyes.. I couldn't help it... he was sooo handsome... and that pout... I stared at him with defeated eyes...man does that man know how to pout. I nodded. Well this was so much better than calling a wolf that dressed as my supposedly grandmother be Mamo-chan anyways.... I took a few steps towards him... 'Jayne..' his eyes lifted and his pout gone... he lifted me up, along the way I dropped the bouquet of fly traps.. not that I wanted it anyways.
I laughed.. and he chuckled... and when he put me down.. he pointed at himself.. speaking with a husky tone 'Me.. Tarzan...' I blinked once.. twice.. then it registered.... 'IS THAT WHERE I AM!' It didn't occur to me till now that I was freaking Jayne... companion to the legendary jungle boy Tarzan. Slowly I walked over to the hammock cot that I had been lying on earlier and sat. I looked around... many jungle relics were about.. seemingly hand made... bowls... wooden spoons... things that he had lived on... but what I'm looking for is the TV...my manga's... refrigerator.. and pantry full of food.
My eyes drifted to the man... and with one look at him I swear, not that ill be happy about it.. but Ill give up all those things just to see Mamo-chan.. er... Mamo-Zan in his loin cloth everyday. I could get used to this.... I blushed and bit my lip to suppress a laugh. Apparently he saw it and smiled as well. Goodness.. I bet he makes jungle living the land of the gods. He neared me and kneeled.. 'Jayne..' he rubbed my stomach.. and just as he indicated my stomach growled. I flushed... yes I'm hungry.... But food wasn't really what I was thinking of... kneeling down beside me, I was able to have close encounter for the second time.. with his body... smooth... oiled... smelling like the tropics.. or those darkening sun tan oils Rei uses to tan, I think coco butter.
Unable to resist.. I laid a hand on his shoulder... running along his smoothed skin, my heart leaped. Is it getting hot in here or what? I asked myself... when I heard him exhale deeply.. I looked into his blue depths.. and decided it would be best to stop.. his eyes were smoldering with inner desire... and I wouldn't know if this was a bad thing or not... I mean... ME.. NO UNDIE....and... HE...I looked down.. at his cloth....... NONE either.. ITS REALLY GETTING HOT IN HERE.....
I saw his jaw tighten and his eyes travel to my bust line.. I can feel them perk at his stare.. and boy were the evident. I mean of course they were...I was wearing nothing but like a gauze strip around my bust.. and I myself have grown out and are now filling in my C size cups... I bit my lip... it was time to.. 'Mam.. uh.....Tarzan.....Jayne...' hungry I rubbed my stomach. It seemed that it took more out of him to remove his eyes from my bust... and really I wondered what he was thinking. Returning to mine... he nodded and stood.. what was evident to my bust was ah.. evident.. in his.. groin ... uh... ummm... how does the Americans say it... Pitching A Tent.. yeah that's it! I blushed at the thought of how REALLY lucky he was to have.. such...such.... Ah.. I wont go into that... I turned away thinking it was best.. but he really didn't mind.. Taking both hands he turned me to him... smiled.... looked down at himself and smiled again.... then took my hand and off we went. WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?
We exited the so called door.. and my head went spinning... WE were on top of a tall tree... I don't see no stairs nor... a ladder... how the heck were we suppose to get down... my question was answered... when my hunk of a Mamo-Zan handed me a rope. I stared at it then... looked at him. He smiled.. then off he went... My mouth open.. as he went to leap off another tree... a gush of air lifted his cloth and boy did he have a wonderful shape of an ass. Then I realized.. If I go... MY own clothing.. or if you can call this clothing is going to fly....OH BOY! I sighed.. I can do this... I looked over to where he was and he was waiting with a larger smile.. 'Jayne' he called. 'Ill be there...' I returned.. as I looked down... swallowed the lump in my throat and what the hell.... Jumped of the ramp. 'ahhhhh...' I yelled...
I opened my eyes and found my Mamo-zan to be waiting... his eyes I know.. was obviously glued to my heinie. I saw myself getting closer to him and just when we were face to face, I was immobile.... I thought his eyes were smoldering earlier their raging with fire now... when I was close enough to leap off... I couldn't get myself to let go, I was so trance by his eyes.. that in a sense it thrilled me.... so back I went... 'ahhhhhhhh' Hearing the scream I guess brought him out of his own trance as he yelled 'JAYNE' I started to panic.. and back and forth I went like a pendulum.. back and forth back and forth. I was getting nauseous..
When I felt my grip loosening I tried to grip tighter but.. My hands were sweating... I looked down.. and my heart already jumped. 'Tar......zan..' was the last I screamed when..... I went falling.. What is with me and falling.. Again when I thought I was a goner.. I felt warm soft arms holding me tight. Though still reeling from the free fall... I smiled knowing very well who it was. My savoir.. just like tuxedo mask.. this was my Tarzan.. my Mamo-zan... I looked down on the ground and found him... 'Oh Hi Tarzan..' I greeted.......... WHAT?????? If your there... then......who?? What?? around my waist... was something soft.... Black... and hairy......I looked up and I was scared out of my wits... 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' I yelled again.. Am I gonna have a sore throat when I get home. Closer and closer we came to the ground and when we were.... I ran straight into Tarzans open arms.. He held me tight and just like my savior.. his warmth...soothed me... calmed.. me... and aroused me as well... when I realized where my filthy mind was going I looked up and finally I realized he was conversing... conversing? With who?? I turned and found the animal.. the one that had saved me. Large... black.. and hairy...
'Uuuuu.. uhhh... uggg...' Tarzan said... and as much as I wanted to laugh at them.. I couldn't... I was so shaken from the fall.... 'Ug...ug...' said the large animal...I wonder if my Mamo-chan took special languages in college. Shrugging it off.. I listened... and when there came to an understanding... the large animal approached us. A bit frightened I leaned on Mamo-zan. Mamo-zan nudged me a bit 'Jayne... my cousin Turk...' your what?
Stranger than Fiction - Episode 2a - Tarzan er... Mamo-Zan
Okay there you go.. hope you had a nice laugh as I did writing it. I had been watching Tarzan four hours straight with my daugthers one evening.
Luvies
raq
By: raq
Rated PG13
I roused and my head became somewhat clear and I had the feeling that I was high above ground.... Curiously and cautiously I opened one eye... what my one eye saw didn't register so I went ahead and opened the other. Oh Lordy.... I looked up and fully saw him.. His back turned... I didn't even bother to look up to his head.. wearing nothing but a small tiny scrap of cloth around his.. um.. waist... yeah that's what we call it...uh... I can feel my cheeks redden.. being able to see the tight gluts on this man... I turned... looked down and suddenly realized... I was high above the ground.. in a hammock like bed. I screamed as the hammock tilted and free fall I went. Screaming louder I was headed down... head first towards the ground, I said my prayers. I closed my eyes hoping this dream would end... and when I was waiting for my life to end... I felt an arm encircle my waist.. and instead of falling down I was gliding sideways. What was going on? I opened one eye and completely bewildered... I was still upside down...but I was facing a pair of legs. I wanted to scratch my head but right now I didn't even know where my own hands were. I looked up and found the ground in which I should have been splattered on was speeding over my head.. I decided to look down and at first I wondered.... 'WHAT THE....' I felt the arm tighten around my waist and I flushed in every bit of red their could possibly be... crimson red, bloodshot red... candy apple red.. it was me.... At first unbelieving....so I decided to have another look down.. 'LORDY LORD.............' I suddenly realized... Who ever this was... he was carrying me upside down and I can see his.... His... 'OH MY LORD...' I fainted.
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Why is it so hot.. I thought wearily as I opened my eyes, as soon as I did, it decided to shut itself back up. 'Oh the light' I sat up, trying to remember what happened. Blocking the suns rays, I opened my eyes again. Blurry at first then clear.... I looked at my surroundings, as I was in the forest.... I am completely and overwhelmingly baffled.
The memory of myself wearing a cape with a hood skipping to grandmas house was clear... then pinned down by the animal that called himself Mamo-chan. I felt my eyes widen....'NOWWWWWWWWW Where am I?' I whined as I heard the squawking of birds and animals outside fleeing.. un-doubtingly from my whining. Years experience.. I have learned that my whining can even make a grown man cower, for instance.. my dad... and not to mention... I held on to the thought as the door opened and my attention drifted to the being that entered... 'Mamo-channnnnnnnn...' my mouth dropped.
After rolling my tongue back in and closing my mouth.. I was speechless. Standing up next to the door...he paid attention to tying up some wooden items... Un faltered by my quiet company.... Their was my Mamo... er.... or someone that looked like my Mamo-chan.. in a... a... loin cloth! Again my mouth decided to drop and I could off sworn I felt something dribble down the side of my mouth.
Wearing nothing but that flimsy almost see through.. loin cloth! I screamed in my mind... Mamo-chan wouldn't let me see him in Speedos! And now... right in front of me.. was...was...ma..ma............. Now who would in their right mind turn away at the wonderful sculptured... god before them. I didn't think so... so.... I just stared.
For the moment... my eyes just lingered... from the fine rippling pectorals he held on his chest.. to the branded six pack he sported on his abdominal... my eyes started to drift downwards remembering the awkward position I was in earlier. The nerve of my face! I felt the deepening hue wash over. Thinking of how.. um... what's the word... fortunate... prosperous... bestowed... or perhaps blessed by the gods he was. The thought of that made my already tainted mind.. drift even lower.... Cute.. belly button I bit a grin... and I would of gone lower too if a few snakes hadn't landed on head... snakes.. 'hi snakes..' I glanced at the snake than back to Mamo.................. 'SNAKE AHHHHHHHHHHHH' I screamed.. Getting up from my original position on the make shift cot. Jumping up and down 'get it off....... Get it off Ahhhhh'. I screamed louder, a pair of arms held on to my shoulders as it was taken from my hair. Forgetting where and who, I hugged the naked body before me and cried. 'I hate snakes... I hate snakes' I felt arms wrap around my back and somehow it felt so right...... Me in the arms of my Mamo-chan... my face against his naked chest.. and his hand caressing me on my bare back.. comforting me... and... wait a minute... Bare back? It took a moment or two to register and when it did... slowly and carefully I opened one eye.. and strained to look down. My heart almost stopped...what the?..... I untangled myself from the warmth and fully took note of what I was wearing.
How did I get to wearing a conservative little red riding hood outfit to this.... I gaped, as I felt a bit chilly. I looked up to my companion.. or er... who ever this impersonator was again.. then back to the thin layers of fabric around me. Wrapped around my breast area.. was a thin material... completely identical to the loin cloth Mamo-chan was wearing... or er.. who ever! Under my belly button.... WAY under my belly button... like where my bikini panties should have been showing.... wrapping around me like a sarong.. it tied to the left. But boy was it low... I felt a draft and my eyes went wide..... I fidgeted in place................ 'OH DEAR GOD' I'm not wearing anything under this thing!
Stepping away several steps...... my heart raced to a million speed... and I was unaware of what to do... thinking and racking my brain.. what the heck did Brooke Shields do in the Blue Lagoon? I thought. 'Usako...' the man speaks.. I quickly turned my head towards him. He had the most somber expression on his face... lost.. like a little boy. Was this Mamo this time or another one that would morph into some hairy ugly creature. I took a step closer to him to look into his eyes. A stray of unwanted nuisance fell upon his eyes.. and as usual..... as I did with my Mamo-chan.. I wisped it away clear from his view. I loved my Mamo-chan's eyes.. it was what told me his undying love.. his eternal promise.. his... 'Mamo-chan?' I asked realizing that this twin was reflecting the same love.. the same promise... as 'my' Mamo-chan. 'U..sako.. Jayne '. Could it be? I watched him turn and walked off a few, nearing the table like area. Wait... who's Jayne? Disturbed from the movements, determining if this was 'my' Mamo... and if it was.. perhaps he could answer to what in Selene's name is going on.
He turned and my heart skipped and did the 100 meter hurdles over and over again. Lifting his hand, I bit my lip as the 100 meter became a roller coaster ride of happiness. In his hand was a bouquet of... of... what the heck is that???... is that .. a ...a... Venus fly trap??? It is! Offering it to me... I hesitantly took it.... Without one word... I just smiled thanking him... and wondering.... What was I suppose to do with a fly trap..
He approached me again.. this time closer.. and I didn't move, I just watched him waiting for him to say more. 'Jayne..' I looked at him a little whacked out.. I nodded my head in disagreement.. 'No... Usako' I said...he looked at me wondering and he nodded his head 'Jayne....' No.. no.. no... 'Uuuhhh...sa...ko....' I said again. He backed up.. and I swear I saw that frown darken his so handsome features... Looking straight into my eyes.. I couldn't help it... he was sooo handsome... and that pout... I stared at him with defeated eyes...man does that man know how to pout. I nodded. Well this was so much better than calling a wolf that dressed as my supposedly grandmother be Mamo-chan anyways.... I took a few steps towards him... 'Jayne..' his eyes lifted and his pout gone... he lifted me up, along the way I dropped the bouquet of fly traps.. not that I wanted it anyways.
I laughed.. and he chuckled... and when he put me down.. he pointed at himself.. speaking with a husky tone 'Me.. Tarzan...' I blinked once.. twice.. then it registered.... 'IS THAT WHERE I AM!' It didn't occur to me till now that I was freaking Jayne... companion to the legendary jungle boy Tarzan. Slowly I walked over to the hammock cot that I had been lying on earlier and sat. I looked around... many jungle relics were about.. seemingly hand made... bowls... wooden spoons... things that he had lived on... but what I'm looking for is the TV...my manga's... refrigerator.. and pantry full of food.
My eyes drifted to the man... and with one look at him I swear, not that ill be happy about it.. but Ill give up all those things just to see Mamo-chan.. er... Mamo-Zan in his loin cloth everyday. I could get used to this.... I blushed and bit my lip to suppress a laugh. Apparently he saw it and smiled as well. Goodness.. I bet he makes jungle living the land of the gods. He neared me and kneeled.. 'Jayne..' he rubbed my stomach.. and just as he indicated my stomach growled. I flushed... yes I'm hungry.... But food wasn't really what I was thinking of... kneeling down beside me, I was able to have close encounter for the second time.. with his body... smooth... oiled... smelling like the tropics.. or those darkening sun tan oils Rei uses to tan, I think coco butter.
Unable to resist.. I laid a hand on his shoulder... running along his smoothed skin, my heart leaped. Is it getting hot in here or what? I asked myself... when I heard him exhale deeply.. I looked into his blue depths.. and decided it would be best to stop.. his eyes were smoldering with inner desire... and I wouldn't know if this was a bad thing or not... I mean... ME.. NO UNDIE....and... HE...I looked down.. at his cloth....... NONE either.. ITS REALLY GETTING HOT IN HERE.....
I saw his jaw tighten and his eyes travel to my bust line.. I can feel them perk at his stare.. and boy were the evident. I mean of course they were...I was wearing nothing but like a gauze strip around my bust.. and I myself have grown out and are now filling in my C size cups... I bit my lip... it was time to.. 'Mam.. uh.....Tarzan.....Jayne...' hungry I rubbed my stomach. It seemed that it took more out of him to remove his eyes from my bust... and really I wondered what he was thinking. Returning to mine... he nodded and stood.. what was evident to my bust was ah.. evident.. in his.. groin ... uh... ummm... how does the Americans say it... Pitching A Tent.. yeah that's it! I blushed at the thought of how REALLY lucky he was to have.. such...such.... Ah.. I wont go into that... I turned away thinking it was best.. but he really didn't mind.. Taking both hands he turned me to him... smiled.... looked down at himself and smiled again.... then took my hand and off we went. WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?
We exited the so called door.. and my head went spinning... WE were on top of a tall tree... I don't see no stairs nor... a ladder... how the heck were we suppose to get down... my question was answered... when my hunk of a Mamo-Zan handed me a rope. I stared at it then... looked at him. He smiled.. then off he went... My mouth open.. as he went to leap off another tree... a gush of air lifted his cloth and boy did he have a wonderful shape of an ass. Then I realized.. If I go... MY own clothing.. or if you can call this clothing is going to fly....OH BOY! I sighed.. I can do this... I looked over to where he was and he was waiting with a larger smile.. 'Jayne' he called. 'Ill be there...' I returned.. as I looked down... swallowed the lump in my throat and what the hell.... Jumped of the ramp. 'ahhhhh...' I yelled...
I opened my eyes and found my Mamo-zan to be waiting... his eyes I know.. was obviously glued to my heinie. I saw myself getting closer to him and just when we were face to face, I was immobile.... I thought his eyes were smoldering earlier their raging with fire now... when I was close enough to leap off... I couldn't get myself to let go, I was so trance by his eyes.. that in a sense it thrilled me.... so back I went... 'ahhhhhhhh' Hearing the scream I guess brought him out of his own trance as he yelled 'JAYNE' I started to panic.. and back and forth I went like a pendulum.. back and forth back and forth. I was getting nauseous..
When I felt my grip loosening I tried to grip tighter but.. My hands were sweating... I looked down.. and my heart already jumped. 'Tar......zan..' was the last I screamed when..... I went falling.. What is with me and falling.. Again when I thought I was a goner.. I felt warm soft arms holding me tight. Though still reeling from the free fall... I smiled knowing very well who it was. My savoir.. just like tuxedo mask.. this was my Tarzan.. my Mamo-zan... I looked down on the ground and found him... 'Oh Hi Tarzan..' I greeted.......... WHAT?????? If your there... then......who?? What?? around my waist... was something soft.... Black... and hairy......I looked up and I was scared out of my wits... 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' I yelled again.. Am I gonna have a sore throat when I get home. Closer and closer we came to the ground and when we were.... I ran straight into Tarzans open arms.. He held me tight and just like my savior.. his warmth...soothed me... calmed.. me... and aroused me as well... when I realized where my filthy mind was going I looked up and finally I realized he was conversing... conversing? With who?? I turned and found the animal.. the one that had saved me. Large... black.. and hairy...
'Uuuuu.. uhhh... uggg...' Tarzan said... and as much as I wanted to laugh at them.. I couldn't... I was so shaken from the fall.... 'Ug...ug...' said the large animal...I wonder if my Mamo-chan took special languages in college. Shrugging it off.. I listened... and when there came to an understanding... the large animal approached us. A bit frightened I leaned on Mamo-zan. Mamo-zan nudged me a bit 'Jayne... my cousin Turk...' your what?
Stranger than Fiction - Episode 2a - Tarzan er... Mamo-Zan
Okay there you go.. hope you had a nice laugh as I did writing it. I had been watching Tarzan four hours straight with my daugthers one evening.
Luvies
raq