"Well Mr. Smart Alec I have some interesting news for you and you better listen up if you ever wanna see your beloved Monica ever again. Now listen to me closely. You have to solve the riddle I am about to give to you. If you do figure it out then call me back with the answer and I'll tell you where you can find Monica. My number should show up on your cell-"

"Wait a minute!" I yell getting pissed off, "What the hell is going on here? Is this some type of joke? Where is Mon-"

"No you wait a minute Chandler! If you interrupt me again I will kill her and leave the phone on just so you can here her scream! Now here is the riddle: A man leaves home, makes three left turns and returns home greeted by two men wearing masks. Who are the two men? You better figure out the answer. Don't even try to call the police. And if your concerned about the safety of your friends, then don't get them involved. I can see and tell your every move Chandler. Don't double-cross me." With that he hung up.

(This is where it really starts)

"WHAT?!" I press the redial button hoping to talk to this asshole again but it's no use. The phone just rings out until I finally just give up and slam my fist against the wall in frustration.

"What's going on? Are you okay?" Joey says while walking into the room, followed by Phoebe. "Was that Monica?"

"No, no. It was umm…work. Yeah it was my job." I say nervously. Not really sure if I should tell him about the call. That guy said that he can see everything I do but he sounded too serious to be bluffing.

"Oh, okay then" Joey walks back into the living room followed by Phoebe who looks at me suspiciously before walking away.

"Uh… hey guys," A run after them. "I… uh…I have to answer this riddle for work and I need your help."

"But you're an accountant. You don't need to solve riddles for work." Joey says as if I was dumber than he was which is impossible for anyone to accomplish.

"First of all, I'm NOT AN ACCOUNTANT! Phoebe knows what I do for a living. Don't you?"

"Duh Joey, he works with robots and they need to program something for the robots to say. That's why he needs the joke. Right?" Phoebe asks looking very proud of her self.

Being defeated by dumb and dumber, I finally just shake my head and reply, "Yes. That's why. Okay here it is: A man leaves home, makes three left turns and returns home greeted by two men wearing masks. Who are the two men? Do you guys have any idea what the answer is?"

"Hmmm let me see." Joey sits down with this distant look on his face.

"Oh I know! It's two kids on Halloween! The kids are home form trick or treating and there dad comes hoe to meet them! " Phoebe jumps up.

"Umm… No!" The door opens and Ross comes in.

"Hey guys."

'Hey umm do you no the answer: A man leaves home, makes three left turns and returns home greeted by two men wearing masks. Who are the two men? "

"Oh I know that one. It's catcher and umpire. Home is home plate and 1st, 2nd, and 3rd are the three left turns. That was easy, give me another one."

"Umm no that's okay." Suddenly the phone rings and I answer it. "Hello"

"Ah I hear you got an answer for me." The man form before answers.

" How did you know? Well, I do have an answer. It's umpire and catcher. Now tell me where she is!"

"Okay, calm down. You're lucky, that's the right answer. Now I want you to go to the section of Central Park where they play baseball. Come alone." I hang up and grab my coat.

"Hey Chandler, where are you going?"

"I…I…" I'm not so sure what or how to tell them. " okay, here's what's going on. I stayed over here last night with Mon and when I woke up, she was gone. She left a note saying that she went out ot get stuff for breakfast. She never come back and then I got this phone call from some jackass saying that he had Monica and that I had to get the answer for that riddle and go to this part of Central Park to go find her. And I know this is not a joke because he sounded way to serious and he said that if I crossed him then he would kill Monica."

They all just look at me with a mixture of confusion and shock. Finally Ross comes and breaks the silence.

"Okay if this guy is really dangerous then I'm coming with you. We are going to need some type of plan-"

"No Ross. He said I could bring any one with me and that he could tell whatever I do. I mean he called me as soon as you even said…Wait a minute…" A light bulb just went on in my head and I started to look all over the kitchen.

"What the hell are you doing?" Joey asks obviously intrigued

"Well, if he can tell and hear anything I say and do…A ha! Here it is," I held in my hand a little black contraption that you see people use in spy movies. It was found on one of the flowers in the vase on the table. "It's one of those things people use to listen in on conversations. Now, there's gotta be a video camera some where."

"Oh like that thing that the hot chick in Scream plants in the house so her camera guy can see what's going on?" Joey yells.

"Yea, Joe" we all start to look and Phoebe eventually finds it. I put the hearing device and the camera on the floor and step on it until it's in little pieces.

"Okay you guys I gotta go before that guy tries something with Monica. In like an hour call the police and tell them what's going on and where I am."

"Okay, good luck Chandler." Phoebe says, I can tell she's afraid.

"Okay. You know what make it an hour and 20 min. I have to get something important from my apartment." With that I left on my way to save the woman I love.

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I know that probably sucked but don't worry the next chapter is the last. J/p. Please review!

Oh, and for those of you who are wondering, that riddle is from this movie "The Runner". It has Courteney Cox in it. It's really good, you should see it.