A/N: So Trunks has hit his head after falling in the tub? Fab-u-lous.
And in looking back over this story, I also realized that no one has died
yet! This has to be the longest any character has ever survived in my
stories! Hahahahaha… I'm starting to lose focus because it's late and I'm
jacked up on caffeine. And on that note…
SIXTH (AND FINAL) CHAPTER!
I don't feel like writing what happened at Callisto's apartment anymore. Let's just say he couldn't get any dumber or crazier from hitting his head in the tub. Callisto finally shows him the door outside. After a "quickie." Yeah. Exactly.
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Sooo… Trunks returned home. He walked in and for the first time in days, his mother was not sitting at the kitchen table. Frankly, everything was really quiet. *Too* quiet. *Much* too quiet. INSANELY quiet.
Then Trunks took his head out of the microwave. The, uh, sound proof microwave. So anyway…
With his head out of the microwave, Trunks was able to hear Bulma yelling at Vegeta from upstairs. Trunks thought nothing of this, because his parents yelled at each other often. In fact, the sound was somewhat relieving. Things seemed normal again. Normal and hopefully it would be normal forever, again.
"forever, again" …think about that one
Trunks went upstairs to see his little sister. He had been meaning to kill her for eating his clothes way back in Chapter Two. Trunks walked into Bra's room and was shocked out of his mind before he even had the chance to remember that she didn't *really* eat his clothes (it was just Bulma being insane).
What he saw almost made his eyes fall out of his head. It's a good thing the micro-waves had made them expand, that way they were stuck in there. As good as glue. But in case they weren't, Trunks took out some Crazy Glue and rubbed it on his eyes. Ahhh, that must feel good.
Socks. Haha! SOCKS! Trunks saw socks EVERYWHERE. ALL OVER Bra's room. Just scattered about, in her bed, hanging out of her drawers, off her lamps, on her dresser, in the clothes she was wearing. But they weren't even colored socks or anything. All white, ankle-high socks.
Who could have done this? Hmmm.
'Yawn, how boring,' thought Trunks. Then he walked out of Bra's room completely unimpressed. As I'm sure you would be.
Trunks was headed to his room, when he passed his parent's room. Again, yelling. Bulma yelling. Trunks thought, 'Kami, can't she ever speak in a decibel range that doesn't make a person's ears bleed? It's a good thing I'm not a person.' Then Trunks started singing "Particle Man" (by They Might Be Giants).
"Person man, Person man… hit on the head with a frying pan. Uhhhh, la la la… Person Man." He forgot all the lyrics. Figures. So Trunks walked into his parent's room to see if his loss of hearing was for any good reason.
He saw Bulma in the middle of the room. Standing. Sorta. She may have been standing at some point, but she was buried in socks up to her neck.
Vegeta was sitting in the corner. He was surrounded by thousands of boring, white socks and laughing maniacally. "Ha ha ha ha! Stupid woman! Look at who has won!! Me!! Ha ha! I win, I win!!"
Then Trunks noticed Vegeta had a sock on each of his hands. There were eyes drawn on each sock with black yarn hair glued on. The sock on his left hand appeared to have a pink shirt colored on its "body," while the sock on his left hand was "wearing" and orange shirt that said "Kakar-" (he ran out of room for the whole name).
Vegeta looked at the "Goku sock" and made it talk to the "Vegeta sock."
Goku sock - "You don't win, Vegeta. You are weaker than me and so I'll always win."
Vegeta sock - "No! I am the strongest! I am your Prince. Bow down before me!"
Goku sock - "Oh Vegeta! You are right! How stupid I am. I pledge my allegiance to you. I'll do whatever you want."
Vegeta sock - "Hahahaha. No! Get away from me!"
Vegeta threw the Goku sock up in the air and blasted it with the Vegeta sock-hand. "Goku" was destroyed. But so was "Vegeta." Vegeta began to cry.
"I killed myself! Nooooooo! Damn him! Damn Kakarott! Even when I win, I lose! Stupid 'engine that could.' I must learn its secrets."
Then Bulma started yelling again. Vegeta stood and shoved the burnt Vegeta sock into her mouth. Trunks was done watching. He walked into the room. But before he could speak, Vegeta tackled him and pinned him on the sock- carpeted floor.
"Ahhhh, my Prince of Socks has returned. Welcome home, my son. Now you see fruits of your labors. The mission is complete! Colonization of the socks has begun! Wooooo! Capsule Corporation is under our command! Soon, we shall rule this Mudball planet, the humans call Earth! Bwahahahaha!"
Trunks threw Vegeta across the room and ran away. He didn't know what the hell else to do.
Trunks opened the front door and ran directly into a woman dressed in a short short *short* skirt. Waaaaay too short skirt. And a purple, glittery halter top. And black, teased hair, and heavy makeup.
They both fell to the ground. She tried to apologize but Trunks interrupted, "No time! Quick! Come with me!"
Trunks took off into the air, carrying the woman with him. He could hear Vegeta inside singing "Vegeta Owns a lot of Socks" (which sounded a lot like Mary Had a Little Lamb). Trunks released a Burning attack at Capsule Corporation and destroyed it.
Ka-Boom. All gone.
The woman spoke, "Trunks! How could you do that?! You killed your family!!!"
Trunks squinted at the woman he was holding in his arms. It. Was. Goten.
In drag.
"What the hell?!"
"Trunks, it's me. Goten. I saw this picture of you in a pink teddy with furry trim on the internet and… and I heard you were prostituting yourself to men in drag, so I wanted…"
"NO! DON'T EVEN SAY IT! AHHHH!"
And Trunks threw Goten into the crater where Capsule Corp. used to be. Then he released hundreds of ki blasts into the area, obliterating everything within half a mile.
Out of breath, Trunks flew down to the crater and got his sword. He *needed* his sword, ok?! Then he flew into the city, shirtless and wearing jeans, his leather jacket, and sword on his back. He found Callisto and she helped him become the best male whore ever. The End.
HA! That's it. It's 4:30 in the morning. Several hours and numerous pots of coffee later, I am done. If you want to read more of this kinda stuff… check out my other Humor stories. None of them are very long.
SIXTH (AND FINAL) CHAPTER!
I don't feel like writing what happened at Callisto's apartment anymore. Let's just say he couldn't get any dumber or crazier from hitting his head in the tub. Callisto finally shows him the door outside. After a "quickie." Yeah. Exactly.
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Sooo… Trunks returned home. He walked in and for the first time in days, his mother was not sitting at the kitchen table. Frankly, everything was really quiet. *Too* quiet. *Much* too quiet. INSANELY quiet.
Then Trunks took his head out of the microwave. The, uh, sound proof microwave. So anyway…
With his head out of the microwave, Trunks was able to hear Bulma yelling at Vegeta from upstairs. Trunks thought nothing of this, because his parents yelled at each other often. In fact, the sound was somewhat relieving. Things seemed normal again. Normal and hopefully it would be normal forever, again.
"forever, again" …think about that one
Trunks went upstairs to see his little sister. He had been meaning to kill her for eating his clothes way back in Chapter Two. Trunks walked into Bra's room and was shocked out of his mind before he even had the chance to remember that she didn't *really* eat his clothes (it was just Bulma being insane).
What he saw almost made his eyes fall out of his head. It's a good thing the micro-waves had made them expand, that way they were stuck in there. As good as glue. But in case they weren't, Trunks took out some Crazy Glue and rubbed it on his eyes. Ahhh, that must feel good.
Socks. Haha! SOCKS! Trunks saw socks EVERYWHERE. ALL OVER Bra's room. Just scattered about, in her bed, hanging out of her drawers, off her lamps, on her dresser, in the clothes she was wearing. But they weren't even colored socks or anything. All white, ankle-high socks.
Who could have done this? Hmmm.
'Yawn, how boring,' thought Trunks. Then he walked out of Bra's room completely unimpressed. As I'm sure you would be.
Trunks was headed to his room, when he passed his parent's room. Again, yelling. Bulma yelling. Trunks thought, 'Kami, can't she ever speak in a decibel range that doesn't make a person's ears bleed? It's a good thing I'm not a person.' Then Trunks started singing "Particle Man" (by They Might Be Giants).
"Person man, Person man… hit on the head with a frying pan. Uhhhh, la la la… Person Man." He forgot all the lyrics. Figures. So Trunks walked into his parent's room to see if his loss of hearing was for any good reason.
He saw Bulma in the middle of the room. Standing. Sorta. She may have been standing at some point, but she was buried in socks up to her neck.
Vegeta was sitting in the corner. He was surrounded by thousands of boring, white socks and laughing maniacally. "Ha ha ha ha! Stupid woman! Look at who has won!! Me!! Ha ha! I win, I win!!"
Then Trunks noticed Vegeta had a sock on each of his hands. There were eyes drawn on each sock with black yarn hair glued on. The sock on his left hand appeared to have a pink shirt colored on its "body," while the sock on his left hand was "wearing" and orange shirt that said "Kakar-" (he ran out of room for the whole name).
Vegeta looked at the "Goku sock" and made it talk to the "Vegeta sock."
Goku sock - "You don't win, Vegeta. You are weaker than me and so I'll always win."
Vegeta sock - "No! I am the strongest! I am your Prince. Bow down before me!"
Goku sock - "Oh Vegeta! You are right! How stupid I am. I pledge my allegiance to you. I'll do whatever you want."
Vegeta sock - "Hahahaha. No! Get away from me!"
Vegeta threw the Goku sock up in the air and blasted it with the Vegeta sock-hand. "Goku" was destroyed. But so was "Vegeta." Vegeta began to cry.
"I killed myself! Nooooooo! Damn him! Damn Kakarott! Even when I win, I lose! Stupid 'engine that could.' I must learn its secrets."
Then Bulma started yelling again. Vegeta stood and shoved the burnt Vegeta sock into her mouth. Trunks was done watching. He walked into the room. But before he could speak, Vegeta tackled him and pinned him on the sock- carpeted floor.
"Ahhhh, my Prince of Socks has returned. Welcome home, my son. Now you see fruits of your labors. The mission is complete! Colonization of the socks has begun! Wooooo! Capsule Corporation is under our command! Soon, we shall rule this Mudball planet, the humans call Earth! Bwahahahaha!"
Trunks threw Vegeta across the room and ran away. He didn't know what the hell else to do.
Trunks opened the front door and ran directly into a woman dressed in a short short *short* skirt. Waaaaay too short skirt. And a purple, glittery halter top. And black, teased hair, and heavy makeup.
They both fell to the ground. She tried to apologize but Trunks interrupted, "No time! Quick! Come with me!"
Trunks took off into the air, carrying the woman with him. He could hear Vegeta inside singing "Vegeta Owns a lot of Socks" (which sounded a lot like Mary Had a Little Lamb). Trunks released a Burning attack at Capsule Corporation and destroyed it.
Ka-Boom. All gone.
The woman spoke, "Trunks! How could you do that?! You killed your family!!!"
Trunks squinted at the woman he was holding in his arms. It. Was. Goten.
In drag.
"What the hell?!"
"Trunks, it's me. Goten. I saw this picture of you in a pink teddy with furry trim on the internet and… and I heard you were prostituting yourself to men in drag, so I wanted…"
"NO! DON'T EVEN SAY IT! AHHHH!"
And Trunks threw Goten into the crater where Capsule Corp. used to be. Then he released hundreds of ki blasts into the area, obliterating everything within half a mile.
Out of breath, Trunks flew down to the crater and got his sword. He *needed* his sword, ok?! Then he flew into the city, shirtless and wearing jeans, his leather jacket, and sword on his back. He found Callisto and she helped him become the best male whore ever. The End.
HA! That's it. It's 4:30 in the morning. Several hours and numerous pots of coffee later, I am done. If you want to read more of this kinda stuff… check out my other Humor stories. None of them are very long.