THE WEAKEST LINK: LoD Celebrity Edition, ROUND 3
By DiamondClaw, 5/17/02 (finally....)
Contact me at: rallyvguy@gunsmithcats.com, or spiritprincekoenma@yahoo.com
LEGAL STUFF:
I do not own Legend of Dragoon, Sony, NBC, The Weakest Link, or any of the characters included in the following story (even Photorealistic Beaver, which I got from Cow and Chicken *sniff!*). Anyways, I do own a PSOne with a screwed-up sound system, but what the hey. Now, on to the (semi) hilarity!!!
(The Weakest Link theme music pipes up again. Anne Robinson is standing at the Evil Podium of Death.)
AR: Welcome back to....The Weakest Link!! If you're still tuned in, that means that chances are you either do not have the ability to change the channel, or that you are some kind of sadist who is torturing your buddies by making them watch this. Anyways, in the last round, you all managed to bank a mere 5,000 GP, bringing your grand total to 7,500 GP. I'm sure that you all do not have the brains to get any more money, so I should just give all the money to Photorealistic Beaver right now!
PB: (squeaks in joy)
AR: Unfortunately, standard game show protocol says I have to be a total bitch, so I won't do that, just for the hell of it. HA! Now, let's take another ten seconds off the clock, and we will begin with Kongol. Begin. Kongol, what famous playwright wrote over 50 plays such as Julius Caesar and Romeo and Juliet?
Kongol: William Shakespeare.
AR: Correct, and I add that he will be far more popular than you, even though he's dead. Photorealistic Beaver, what is the slang term for one who is a fan of Japanese animation, or anime?
PB: (squeaks)
AR: Correct, but please say your answer in English next time. Dart, I have PMS, true or false?
Dart: True, for the love of God, it's TRUE!!!!
AR: Incorrect, I'm far too old to have PMS anymore. Shana, what is the weakest monster in the game Final Fantasy 6?
Shana: Leafer.
AR: Correct. Kongol, I am your father....
Kongol: That not what blood test say!
AR: Correct. Photorealistic beaver...
PB: (squeaks 'bank') (2,500 GP)
AR: Photorealistic beaver, what noise do shoes sliding on a hardwood court make?
PB: (squeaks)
AR: Correct. Dart, what is the name of the author of this fanfic?
Dart: It's.....(a large explosion is heard when Dart says his answer)
AR: Correct. Shana....(buzzer tones in)..I'm sorry, I cannot complete the question, but the answer is Lt. Leslie A. Ablabab. Now, in that round, you banked a miserable 2,500 GP. Now, it's time to vote off....The Weakest Link! Lock in your votes....now.
(20 seconds pass.)
Dart: Beaver.
Shana: Beaver.
Kongol: Beaver.
PB: (squeaks)
AR: Well, Photorealistic Beaver, you have 3 votes, but the Endangered Species of Photorealistic Animals Act of 1997 says specifically that you cannot be voted off. So, with zero votes, Shana, you ARE the Weakest Link! Goodbye!
(Shana leaves sadly.)
(Backstage.)
Shana: Damn it! If only I could do more than -2 damage in battle, I'd slaughter that bitch! (growls fiercely)
(On stage.)
AR: Who is lacking the necessary MP to cast their Level 5 Dragoon Magic? Find out when we return to....The Weakest Link!!!
Dart: I feel like we're forgetting something...
AR: Oh yeah! (jumps on the podium and does the Cossack dance)
Kongol: Much better.
--------------------ROUND 3 FIN.------------------------------------------
(AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hey, what's up? Yeah, I'm talking to you, sitting at your monitor of your computer at three in the morning, illuminated by your 14-inch SVGA glow....(seriously) I'm looking for another author to do a collaboration with, any subject or genre is fine. If interested, send an email to spiritprinckoenma@yahoo.com with your idea. No, I won't steal it, I promise.)
By DiamondClaw, 5/17/02 (finally....)
Contact me at: rallyvguy@gunsmithcats.com, or spiritprincekoenma@yahoo.com
LEGAL STUFF:
I do not own Legend of Dragoon, Sony, NBC, The Weakest Link, or any of the characters included in the following story (even Photorealistic Beaver, which I got from Cow and Chicken *sniff!*). Anyways, I do own a PSOne with a screwed-up sound system, but what the hey. Now, on to the (semi) hilarity!!!
(The Weakest Link theme music pipes up again. Anne Robinson is standing at the Evil Podium of Death.)
AR: Welcome back to....The Weakest Link!! If you're still tuned in, that means that chances are you either do not have the ability to change the channel, or that you are some kind of sadist who is torturing your buddies by making them watch this. Anyways, in the last round, you all managed to bank a mere 5,000 GP, bringing your grand total to 7,500 GP. I'm sure that you all do not have the brains to get any more money, so I should just give all the money to Photorealistic Beaver right now!
PB: (squeaks in joy)
AR: Unfortunately, standard game show protocol says I have to be a total bitch, so I won't do that, just for the hell of it. HA! Now, let's take another ten seconds off the clock, and we will begin with Kongol. Begin. Kongol, what famous playwright wrote over 50 plays such as Julius Caesar and Romeo and Juliet?
Kongol: William Shakespeare.
AR: Correct, and I add that he will be far more popular than you, even though he's dead. Photorealistic Beaver, what is the slang term for one who is a fan of Japanese animation, or anime?
PB: (squeaks)
AR: Correct, but please say your answer in English next time. Dart, I have PMS, true or false?
Dart: True, for the love of God, it's TRUE!!!!
AR: Incorrect, I'm far too old to have PMS anymore. Shana, what is the weakest monster in the game Final Fantasy 6?
Shana: Leafer.
AR: Correct. Kongol, I am your father....
Kongol: That not what blood test say!
AR: Correct. Photorealistic beaver...
PB: (squeaks 'bank') (2,500 GP)
AR: Photorealistic beaver, what noise do shoes sliding on a hardwood court make?
PB: (squeaks)
AR: Correct. Dart, what is the name of the author of this fanfic?
Dart: It's.....(a large explosion is heard when Dart says his answer)
AR: Correct. Shana....(buzzer tones in)..I'm sorry, I cannot complete the question, but the answer is Lt. Leslie A. Ablabab. Now, in that round, you banked a miserable 2,500 GP. Now, it's time to vote off....The Weakest Link! Lock in your votes....now.
(20 seconds pass.)
Dart: Beaver.
Shana: Beaver.
Kongol: Beaver.
PB: (squeaks)
AR: Well, Photorealistic Beaver, you have 3 votes, but the Endangered Species of Photorealistic Animals Act of 1997 says specifically that you cannot be voted off. So, with zero votes, Shana, you ARE the Weakest Link! Goodbye!
(Shana leaves sadly.)
(Backstage.)
Shana: Damn it! If only I could do more than -2 damage in battle, I'd slaughter that bitch! (growls fiercely)
(On stage.)
AR: Who is lacking the necessary MP to cast their Level 5 Dragoon Magic? Find out when we return to....The Weakest Link!!!
Dart: I feel like we're forgetting something...
AR: Oh yeah! (jumps on the podium and does the Cossack dance)
Kongol: Much better.
--------------------ROUND 3 FIN.------------------------------------------
(AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hey, what's up? Yeah, I'm talking to you, sitting at your monitor of your computer at three in the morning, illuminated by your 14-inch SVGA glow....(seriously) I'm looking for another author to do a collaboration with, any subject or genre is fine. If interested, send an email to spiritprinckoenma@yahoo.com with your idea. No, I won't steal it, I promise.)