Crazy Duties for the Fortunate
"It's a beautiful day out on the Quidditch pitch today. Slytherin vs. Gryffindor match, and I promise it will be a very exciting one." The Hogwarts students were filing into the stands, as Meg announced. "The Gryffindor Quidditch captains informed me that they would play a great game."
"Alright team, now for our little pep talk." Skylar said, pacing in front of the team. "If we win this game I promise to put dungbombs under the Slimes bed. But if we lose...dung
bombs under the Slimes bed." The team cheered. "And yours. Now you have something to look forward to. Now lets get out there!"
"And here comes Gryffindor!" The three-fourths of the stands cheered, the other fourth booed. "Oh shush it you. Sorry Professor. Umm, here comes the slim...Slytherins. This game will be interesting like usual. And there's the whistle." The players all kicked off and the game started. "And they're off. Erica gets the Quaffle and speeds down the pitch. Watch out for that Bludger. Ouch that had to hurt. Erica Malfoy dodges the Bludger but her brother wasn't that lucky. Erica takes a shot for a goal, but it's blocked. It looks like Malfoy sees something, but he just might be trying to do a Wronski Feint. Ohhh, Shenlong fails to see his sister in his path. She's knocked off her broom but still has a hold of it. Weasley helps her back on, and goes back into pursuit of the Bludger." Meg failed to see one play. After losing sight of the Snitch, Shenlong pulled his wand out. "Erica turns into a...tree? A flying tree, now I've seen everything! HEY MALFOY! NO MAGIC DURING MATCHES! Ow that will be swollen in the morning." Erica flew up to Shenlong, and punched him in the face (after McGonagall turned her back to human) "And Malfoy sprouts a tail. Don't take it out on Gryffindors. Skylar! What the heck are you thinking? Now she has bunny ears and throwing curses at the Slytherin captain. Everyone is off of their brooms and into a fist fight on the pitch. Annie takes on Goyle. Wow, you got some left hook there. She gives him and left, and a right, and a kick in the.... ow...he'll be talking alot higher then usual, and every guy in the stadium cringes. McGonagall tries to break it up, and so does Snape. See you in the hospital wing Professor Snape, and see you in detention Shenlong." Professor Black rushed up to the commentary booth, and grabbed the megaphone from Meg.
"This game will be postponed until everyone is out of the hospital wing...or detention."
"Didn't I tell you this game would get interesting? Nobody scored a point, and the snitch just flew to the Forbidden Forest."
Sharley Lenihan was patrolling the Charms corridor. Nothing real unusual happened tonight. She stuffed her parchment into her robe pocket and headed to the Prefect meeting.
"How come I was just so fortunate to become Head Girl?" She said out loud.
"Because you are the smartest witch in our year." Britney slapped her on the back.
"Oh, that's why. Come on, lets see if I can control the power hungry fifth year Prefects." Sharley shook her head, and entered the classroom. She took her seat at the head of the table.
"What do you guys have for me today?" Britney stood up.
"Ten points from Slytherins for giving a second year Gryffindor a wedgy. A detention for Annie Smith for turning a Ravenclaw into a half toad." Britney handed Sharley the parchment and took her seat. Another Gryffindor Prefect stood up.
"A suspension from the Gryffindor common room for Meg Atront."
"Why?"
"For setting off an atomic size dungbomb in the 7th year boys dorm."
"Anything else?"
"Twenty points from Hufflepuff."
"Anybody else?" A fifth year Slytherin prefect stood up.
"Fifty points from Gryffindor, and a detention for Tim Weasley and Skylar Black."
"Why?" Sharley started to get annoyed.
"For putting Dungbombs under every bed in the Slytherin dorms except Morgania Dursley and Erica Malfoy. Oh and a detention for Erica Malfoy."
"Why?" She tapped her quill against the table.
"For cursing the Slytherin seeker."
"Didn't Shenlong curse her first?"
"Yeah...so?"
"Well I think Shenlong should get detention too. It would only be fair. Wait...doesn't Slytherin have Quidditch practice every night this week?" He didn't say anything. "So what do you have to report again?"
"Fifty points from Gryffindor, and detention for Tim and Skylar."
"Alright." He sat back down.
"That took way too long." Sharley said to Britney.
"But just think, being Head Girl always looks good on a resume!" Britney said.
"How can you be so damn cheerful?" Sharley asked.
"It's the Weasley spirit. Now lets go sneak down to the kitchens and grab a bite to eat. The House Elves make killer hot fudge sundaes."
"Sounds good."
"So who has your eye this week?" Britney asked Sharley.
"Well, there is that boy, Adam Satazahn, you know, the tall, mysterious, and handsome Ravenclaw." Sharley said.
"Him? Are you serious? But he's a preppy."
"I know. That just ruins it. What about you?"
"Um.... I don't know. There is like hardly any guys in this school that I'm not related to." Sharley started laughing and took a bite of the ice cream sundae Dinky delivered.
"So how many people are you related to?
"Not counting muggles or grandparents, there is Aunt Ginny, Max, Harry and in a strange way, Morgania and her mom Pansy. With Ron, I have Hermione, and Niaomi. With Fred and George, there is Tim, Kurt and Paul, Alicia and Katie. There is Percy, Penelope and their son. And then Bill, and his wife daughter, and son. Oh wait, then there is my grandparents, and my parents. Just to say, family reunions and holidays are packed."
"This Christmas you're inviting me over right?"
"Yeah, of course. This year is going to be even better. Since Grandma and Grandpa Weasley got a new house, we are all going to be over there. The place is huge. Dad said that it's a fourth of Hogwarts size."
"Wow. Do you know who's all coming?"
"Lets just say, most of Gryffindor."
"Cool. It's going to alot more better then spending another Christmas here. Hufflepuff is always boring. It's the only time it pays to be Head Girl." Dinky brought the two girls another hot fudge sundae.
"Thanks. Well, after this we better get to bed. I have double potions first thing in the morning."
"Ugh. I have History of Magic, so I get a nap." They finished their sundaes and headed off in different directions.
"Doors! Come on, he started it!" Erica complained.
"I know, but you didn't need to turn him into a chocolate rabbit." Doors said. "And you really shouldn't have left him out in the sun." In front of them, sat a halfway melted chocolate rabbit that was once Shenlong Malfoy.
"If you say so. I think he deserved it."
"Now Erica, you're siblings. You have to live with each other for the rest of your life. Get over it!" Erica glared at the floor and left the room with her week of detention.
"There will be no more Quidditch practice this week." She announced to the Slytherin household. Groans were heard throughout the common room.
"Why not?" the keeper for the team asked.
"Shenlong will be in the hospital wing for an addition week, and I have detention."
"Way to go Malfoy. You should be kicked off the team. First you block Shenlong for getting the snitch, then you put him in the hospital wing for 2 days, then you get detention and he's in the hospital wing again. Who here says Erica should be off the team say 'aye'." Aye's were heard all through the common room. Erica started glaring at all of them, and stormed out of the room to hide her tears.
"Stupid fricking monsters. I didn't want to be one of you anyway. You'll all pay dearly for this. You're all forgetting I'm friends with the Three Musketeers. God, why did they have to do that?" She said. She was at the edge of the lake crying. She occasionally would grabbed a rock and try to skip it, but the last two rocks just caused grindylows to come up and chew her out.
"Malfoy, what are you doing out here?" A voice said. She turned around and saw Skylar and Tim holding about 14 brooms sticks in their arms.
"Nothing. What are you doing with the Slytherin brooms?" Erica asked. The two pranksters grinned at her.
"We need to know which one is yours so we can hex the others."
"I don't need a broom anymore. They kicked me off the team." She said angrily. Skylar and Tim dropped the brooms in shock.
"I didn't think they could do that! You're the best chaser in the school!" Tim shouted.
"Are you okay?" Skylar asked.
"I will be. Just need to get revenge and I'll be my usual self." Erica said happily. Tim grabbed a note pad, and Skylar grinned.
"What, and how much do you need?" Skylar asked. Erica grinned and started naming off all the pranks that she would need.
A:N// This chapter is just a filler while Jessica is still 'sleeping'. Just so it doesn't get confusing the next chapter is when she wakes up.
"It's a beautiful day out on the Quidditch pitch today. Slytherin vs. Gryffindor match, and I promise it will be a very exciting one." The Hogwarts students were filing into the stands, as Meg announced. "The Gryffindor Quidditch captains informed me that they would play a great game."
"Alright team, now for our little pep talk." Skylar said, pacing in front of the team. "If we win this game I promise to put dungbombs under the Slimes bed. But if we lose...dung
bombs under the Slimes bed." The team cheered. "And yours. Now you have something to look forward to. Now lets get out there!"
"And here comes Gryffindor!" The three-fourths of the stands cheered, the other fourth booed. "Oh shush it you. Sorry Professor. Umm, here comes the slim...Slytherins. This game will be interesting like usual. And there's the whistle." The players all kicked off and the game started. "And they're off. Erica gets the Quaffle and speeds down the pitch. Watch out for that Bludger. Ouch that had to hurt. Erica Malfoy dodges the Bludger but her brother wasn't that lucky. Erica takes a shot for a goal, but it's blocked. It looks like Malfoy sees something, but he just might be trying to do a Wronski Feint. Ohhh, Shenlong fails to see his sister in his path. She's knocked off her broom but still has a hold of it. Weasley helps her back on, and goes back into pursuit of the Bludger." Meg failed to see one play. After losing sight of the Snitch, Shenlong pulled his wand out. "Erica turns into a...tree? A flying tree, now I've seen everything! HEY MALFOY! NO MAGIC DURING MATCHES! Ow that will be swollen in the morning." Erica flew up to Shenlong, and punched him in the face (after McGonagall turned her back to human) "And Malfoy sprouts a tail. Don't take it out on Gryffindors. Skylar! What the heck are you thinking? Now she has bunny ears and throwing curses at the Slytherin captain. Everyone is off of their brooms and into a fist fight on the pitch. Annie takes on Goyle. Wow, you got some left hook there. She gives him and left, and a right, and a kick in the.... ow...he'll be talking alot higher then usual, and every guy in the stadium cringes. McGonagall tries to break it up, and so does Snape. See you in the hospital wing Professor Snape, and see you in detention Shenlong." Professor Black rushed up to the commentary booth, and grabbed the megaphone from Meg.
"This game will be postponed until everyone is out of the hospital wing...or detention."
"Didn't I tell you this game would get interesting? Nobody scored a point, and the snitch just flew to the Forbidden Forest."
Sharley Lenihan was patrolling the Charms corridor. Nothing real unusual happened tonight. She stuffed her parchment into her robe pocket and headed to the Prefect meeting.
"How come I was just so fortunate to become Head Girl?" She said out loud.
"Because you are the smartest witch in our year." Britney slapped her on the back.
"Oh, that's why. Come on, lets see if I can control the power hungry fifth year Prefects." Sharley shook her head, and entered the classroom. She took her seat at the head of the table.
"What do you guys have for me today?" Britney stood up.
"Ten points from Slytherins for giving a second year Gryffindor a wedgy. A detention for Annie Smith for turning a Ravenclaw into a half toad." Britney handed Sharley the parchment and took her seat. Another Gryffindor Prefect stood up.
"A suspension from the Gryffindor common room for Meg Atront."
"Why?"
"For setting off an atomic size dungbomb in the 7th year boys dorm."
"Anything else?"
"Twenty points from Hufflepuff."
"Anybody else?" A fifth year Slytherin prefect stood up.
"Fifty points from Gryffindor, and a detention for Tim Weasley and Skylar Black."
"Why?" Sharley started to get annoyed.
"For putting Dungbombs under every bed in the Slytherin dorms except Morgania Dursley and Erica Malfoy. Oh and a detention for Erica Malfoy."
"Why?" She tapped her quill against the table.
"For cursing the Slytherin seeker."
"Didn't Shenlong curse her first?"
"Yeah...so?"
"Well I think Shenlong should get detention too. It would only be fair. Wait...doesn't Slytherin have Quidditch practice every night this week?" He didn't say anything. "So what do you have to report again?"
"Fifty points from Gryffindor, and detention for Tim and Skylar."
"Alright." He sat back down.
"That took way too long." Sharley said to Britney.
"But just think, being Head Girl always looks good on a resume!" Britney said.
"How can you be so damn cheerful?" Sharley asked.
"It's the Weasley spirit. Now lets go sneak down to the kitchens and grab a bite to eat. The House Elves make killer hot fudge sundaes."
"Sounds good."
"So who has your eye this week?" Britney asked Sharley.
"Well, there is that boy, Adam Satazahn, you know, the tall, mysterious, and handsome Ravenclaw." Sharley said.
"Him? Are you serious? But he's a preppy."
"I know. That just ruins it. What about you?"
"Um.... I don't know. There is like hardly any guys in this school that I'm not related to." Sharley started laughing and took a bite of the ice cream sundae Dinky delivered.
"So how many people are you related to?
"Not counting muggles or grandparents, there is Aunt Ginny, Max, Harry and in a strange way, Morgania and her mom Pansy. With Ron, I have Hermione, and Niaomi. With Fred and George, there is Tim, Kurt and Paul, Alicia and Katie. There is Percy, Penelope and their son. And then Bill, and his wife daughter, and son. Oh wait, then there is my grandparents, and my parents. Just to say, family reunions and holidays are packed."
"This Christmas you're inviting me over right?"
"Yeah, of course. This year is going to be even better. Since Grandma and Grandpa Weasley got a new house, we are all going to be over there. The place is huge. Dad said that it's a fourth of Hogwarts size."
"Wow. Do you know who's all coming?"
"Lets just say, most of Gryffindor."
"Cool. It's going to alot more better then spending another Christmas here. Hufflepuff is always boring. It's the only time it pays to be Head Girl." Dinky brought the two girls another hot fudge sundae.
"Thanks. Well, after this we better get to bed. I have double potions first thing in the morning."
"Ugh. I have History of Magic, so I get a nap." They finished their sundaes and headed off in different directions.
"Doors! Come on, he started it!" Erica complained.
"I know, but you didn't need to turn him into a chocolate rabbit." Doors said. "And you really shouldn't have left him out in the sun." In front of them, sat a halfway melted chocolate rabbit that was once Shenlong Malfoy.
"If you say so. I think he deserved it."
"Now Erica, you're siblings. You have to live with each other for the rest of your life. Get over it!" Erica glared at the floor and left the room with her week of detention.
"There will be no more Quidditch practice this week." She announced to the Slytherin household. Groans were heard throughout the common room.
"Why not?" the keeper for the team asked.
"Shenlong will be in the hospital wing for an addition week, and I have detention."
"Way to go Malfoy. You should be kicked off the team. First you block Shenlong for getting the snitch, then you put him in the hospital wing for 2 days, then you get detention and he's in the hospital wing again. Who here says Erica should be off the team say 'aye'." Aye's were heard all through the common room. Erica started glaring at all of them, and stormed out of the room to hide her tears.
"Stupid fricking monsters. I didn't want to be one of you anyway. You'll all pay dearly for this. You're all forgetting I'm friends with the Three Musketeers. God, why did they have to do that?" She said. She was at the edge of the lake crying. She occasionally would grabbed a rock and try to skip it, but the last two rocks just caused grindylows to come up and chew her out.
"Malfoy, what are you doing out here?" A voice said. She turned around and saw Skylar and Tim holding about 14 brooms sticks in their arms.
"Nothing. What are you doing with the Slytherin brooms?" Erica asked. The two pranksters grinned at her.
"We need to know which one is yours so we can hex the others."
"I don't need a broom anymore. They kicked me off the team." She said angrily. Skylar and Tim dropped the brooms in shock.
"I didn't think they could do that! You're the best chaser in the school!" Tim shouted.
"Are you okay?" Skylar asked.
"I will be. Just need to get revenge and I'll be my usual self." Erica said happily. Tim grabbed a note pad, and Skylar grinned.
"What, and how much do you need?" Skylar asked. Erica grinned and started naming off all the pranks that she would need.
A:N// This chapter is just a filler while Jessica is still 'sleeping'. Just so it doesn't get confusing the next chapter is when she wakes up.