A Walk through my twisted mind

By Ender

Ender: *Attempting to stay awake during biology* Must stay awake....Must stay awake.... *Face falls flat on the lab table*

Ender: Where am I?

Little blue Hedgehog: Hiya! Your asleep.

Ender: รด_o.....A talking hedgehog....

LbH: A TALKING HEDGEHOG!?!? WHERE?!?

Ender: O_o......ALL WELL!!! LETS DO SOMTHING BEFORE I WAKE UP!!! ^_^

LbH: You've been eating sugar again haven't you?

Ender: *Twitching foot up and down rapidly* Yea how can you tell?

LbH: Your at school Ender. YOU DON'T EAT SUGAR AT SCHOOL!!!!

Ender: I have to make some use of this dream sequence before the fic ends ok? So lets get busy.

LbH: Can I call Sephiroth?

Ender: NO!!

Sephiroth: *Drops down from the sky* Someone call my name?

Ender: Hiya Sephers......

Sephiroth: Hey, your that annoying author that is still trying to figure out how to write good fics arn't you?

LbH: You also forgot insane.....

Sephiroth: I don't let anybody but mother call me Sephers therefore you shall-

Ender: Ahahahaha! MAMAS BOY! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sephiroth: Thats it! *unsheathes masamune* Nobody insults me or mother and lives!

Ender: O_O eep. *Runs around as Sephiroth chases him with his masamune*

Ender: SOMEONE HELP ME!!!

LbH: Ohhh NO! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

Ender: O_O HELP ME OR I'LL GIVE YOU TO KINNEAS!!

LbH: Hmmmm.....tough decision....

Kinneas: *Pops up from nowhere* Did someone call me? ^_^

Ender: HELP ME!!

Kinneas: How?

Ender: o_o.... I DONT CARE....ah forget it!!! *Pulls out his grand piano of distruction and is holding it in the air over his head by the leg*

Sephiroth: O_O

Ender: DON'T COME ANY CLOSER OR I'LL SMASH YOU!!!

Kinneas: *Whips out clarinet of doom* Yea! Double for me!! *Places claranet to her lips*

All (except kinneas): O_O NO!!!!!!!

Kinneas: TOOOOOOOOOOOT!!

Sephiroth: No!! *Colapses into a little heap on the ground*

Ender: Gah!! *Colapses onto the ground and gets crushed by the piano*

LbH: OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED ENDER!!!

Kinneas: YOU BASTARD!!

LbH: o_O *Turns to face Kinneas only to see her screaming at a broken television.*

Kinneas: COMMON!!! FRIENDS IS ON!!!! *Kicks television*

LbH: Riiiiiiight.....I'll try to save Enders life while you mess with the TV.

Kinneas: Good idea! OH YEA, if he pulls through, tell him to get a better instrament because this is bound to happen again!!

LbH: Will do.....You've been eating sugar too haven't you....

"Kinneas: YEA!! *claps hands furiously before cursing at the TV somemore*

???: ENDER!! WAKE UP!!!

Ender: huh?

Teacher: Class is over. Please try not to fall asleep in my class again....

Ender: O_o Don't worry I wont be falling asleep for a long time.....

THE END

(Or is it?)

A/N: No it isn't the end if I can help it.... I'll add chapters and my insanity insues..... *_*