The Dirty Closet of DOOM
Disclaimer: all I own r the Dust Bunnies in my head
Summary: Zim has a scheme….but so does dib…well sort of …… (R&R, there's more to the story than u think)
Authors Notes: // are people's thoughts//
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Zim walked home from school in silence, lost in thought, // How dare that Dib creature thinks he can out smart the almighty ZIM! I'll show him, but how, the Weasel-Monkeys will do no good……. But maybe the Dolphin-Pigs…. Hmmm…..no that's no good either…….I'll just have to look in the closet when I get home……yes there will be something useful in there…// and so his train of thought continued for the next five blocks.
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Dib sat at his computer writing his twenty- five page essay on how he and his other class mates were all DOOMED, and why he liked hot-dogs. // Hmmm……. Now why do I like hot-dogs again, wait do I even like hot-dogs? Oh never mind… now if I can get into my dad's lab there's a box of explosives that I can use to destroy Zim's lab…..hey that's actually a pretty good plan…………….wow I am smart…………now where was I? O yes why I like hot-dogs……..wait a minute I don't like hot-dogs…….O why did I ever bother to do this stupid essay………now back to my plan……..wait what was my plan? O now I remember……I am going to dress up as a pizza guy and give him rotten pizza……that's right… //
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"Gir I'm home!" Zim yelled across the room and walked over to his closet, "Now to find something to destroy Dib with…" Zim then reached for the door handle and turned and pulled…….it was stuck…he pulled again….it was still stuck. "Stupid door…..open!" Gir then walked out of the kitchen, munching on a humongous piece of cheese, "Did you turn the handle and pull?" asked the robot taking a large bite out of the cheese. "Yes Gir, I did turn the knob and pull, about 15 times now" Zim replied dryly, once more turning and pulling. "O, Well" Gir sighed "I got a piece of cheese!" added the robot chirpily. "Yes I see that Gi……" all of the sudden, after about the 20th turn and pull, the door flew open and zim was buried in a pile of pink rubber piggys. Zim then clawed his way out of the pile. "Gir!" he screeched," yes master?" "What are all of these piggys doing in my closet?"
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, I had no where else to put them, so I put them in there."
A very annoyed zim clawed his way to the back of the closet. That's when he saw something stir. //what was that…// then it moved again. Zim leaned in for a closer look…. That's when it bite him. Zim ran out of the closet screaming and flailing his arms trying to get, what looked liked a little gray bunny, to let go. "GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he cried bashing his arm into a wall continuously, "AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW, how cute! Can I have it?!"
"NOOOOOOOO GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW GEEEEEEEET IIIIIIIIIIIT OOOOOOFF MEEEEEEEEEEE" Zim screamed bashing his arm into the wall once again; finally the thing fell off unconscious. "Gir….what………was…..that…?" Zim panted.
"I think it was a Bunny made outa dust…….." the robot began "Can I have one?"
"No…. now take this "Dust Bunny" down to the lab!"
"AWWWW, all right" Gir then sulkily grabbed the Bunny of dust and jumped down the toilet.
// Hmmm……..this creature of Dust could be useful, that is if we can tame it…. Hmmmm//
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Have more soon, R&R please,
Dust-Bunny :)
Disclaimer: all I own r the Dust Bunnies in my head
Summary: Zim has a scheme….but so does dib…well sort of …… (R&R, there's more to the story than u think)
Authors Notes: // are people's thoughts//
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Zim walked home from school in silence, lost in thought, // How dare that Dib creature thinks he can out smart the almighty ZIM! I'll show him, but how, the Weasel-Monkeys will do no good……. But maybe the Dolphin-Pigs…. Hmmm…..no that's no good either…….I'll just have to look in the closet when I get home……yes there will be something useful in there…// and so his train of thought continued for the next five blocks.
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Dib sat at his computer writing his twenty- five page essay on how he and his other class mates were all DOOMED, and why he liked hot-dogs. // Hmmm……. Now why do I like hot-dogs again, wait do I even like hot-dogs? Oh never mind… now if I can get into my dad's lab there's a box of explosives that I can use to destroy Zim's lab…..hey that's actually a pretty good plan…………….wow I am smart…………now where was I? O yes why I like hot-dogs……..wait a minute I don't like hot-dogs…….O why did I ever bother to do this stupid essay………now back to my plan……..wait what was my plan? O now I remember……I am going to dress up as a pizza guy and give him rotten pizza……that's right… //
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"Gir I'm home!" Zim yelled across the room and walked over to his closet, "Now to find something to destroy Dib with…" Zim then reached for the door handle and turned and pulled…….it was stuck…he pulled again….it was still stuck. "Stupid door…..open!" Gir then walked out of the kitchen, munching on a humongous piece of cheese, "Did you turn the handle and pull?" asked the robot taking a large bite out of the cheese. "Yes Gir, I did turn the knob and pull, about 15 times now" Zim replied dryly, once more turning and pulling. "O, Well" Gir sighed "I got a piece of cheese!" added the robot chirpily. "Yes I see that Gi……" all of the sudden, after about the 20th turn and pull, the door flew open and zim was buried in a pile of pink rubber piggys. Zim then clawed his way out of the pile. "Gir!" he screeched," yes master?" "What are all of these piggys doing in my closet?"
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, I had no where else to put them, so I put them in there."
A very annoyed zim clawed his way to the back of the closet. That's when he saw something stir. //what was that…// then it moved again. Zim leaned in for a closer look…. That's when it bite him. Zim ran out of the closet screaming and flailing his arms trying to get, what looked liked a little gray bunny, to let go. "GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he cried bashing his arm into a wall continuously, "AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW, how cute! Can I have it?!"
"NOOOOOOOO GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW GEEEEEEEET IIIIIIIIIIIT OOOOOOFF MEEEEEEEEEEE" Zim screamed bashing his arm into the wall once again; finally the thing fell off unconscious. "Gir….what………was…..that…?" Zim panted.
"I think it was a Bunny made outa dust…….." the robot began "Can I have one?"
"No…. now take this "Dust Bunny" down to the lab!"
"AWWWW, all right" Gir then sulkily grabbed the Bunny of dust and jumped down the toilet.
// Hmmm……..this creature of Dust could be useful, that is if we can tame it…. Hmmmm//
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Have more soon, R&R please,
Dust-Bunny :)