Will this ever end....no
By Ender
LbH: Hiya everyone, and welcome to your favorite game show "Lets bother Ender"!!!!
Ender: If you don't stop that I'll give you to Aeris.
LbH: OK! O_O Just don't give me to Aeris.
Ender: Now thats a good hedgehog.
LbH: Thats what I thought.
Ender: So why did you tell me to meet you here?
LbH: I didn't tell you to meet me here, you told me to meet you here!
Both: O_O SEPHIROTH!!
Sephiroth: MWAHAHAHA *Cough COUGH* give me a minuet *COUGH COUGH COUGH*
Ender: Uh...Sephiroth? Are you ok?
Sephiroth: I gota quit sleeping at that crater.
LbH: Oooookkkk.
Sephiroth: Back to the reason I called you here, I called you here to-
LbH: Cut us up into little bite sized morsels?
Sephiroth & Ender: O_o
LbH: ^_^;;
Sephiroth: Uh...no. I called you here to ask you to help me kill Zage and her psycho monkey.
Ender: Why should we?
Sephiroth: Its either that or I get to try to kill you some more.
Ender: Can't you just go bother someone else? WHERE IS YOUR OWNER?!? I know at least ONE person uses you as a muse. WHO IS YOUR OWNER AND WHY ISN'T HE OR SHE LOOKING AFTER YOU?!?!?
Sephiroth: I do as I please.
Jenova: SEPHIROTH!! GET TO THE STORE AND GET ME MY DINNER!!
Sephiroth: Yes mother. *Walks away*
Ender: Hmmm, we got some time to kill, what should we do now?
LbH: I haven't the foggiest.
Zage: HIYA EVERYONE!
Psycho M: Hi all!! ^_^
Zage: We just finished terrorizing all the FF7 cast!!!
Psycho M: We are the best.
Ender: O_o
LbH: o_O
Psycho M: *Looking at Zage* What do we do now Zage?
Zage: Leme see......we cant bother the FF7 cast anymore soooo.......LETS BOTHER AUTHORS!!!
Ender & LbH: O_O
Zage: :)
Psycho M: :)
Ender: SEPHIROTH!! WAIT FOR ME!!!! *Runs away*
LbH: DON'T FORGET ME!!!! *Runs after Ender*
Zage: What was that all about?
Psycho M: I haven't the foggiest.....
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Sephiroth: Let me see here, mother wants 2% milk.
Super Market employee: Excuse me sir, can I help you with anything?
Sephiroth: Yes, where is the 2% milk?
Super Market employee: I'm sorry, but we are all out of 2% milk.
Sephiroth: *Unsheathing masamune* Then what do I get mother?
Super Market employee: We have some wonderful 1% milk that your mother would certenl-- ACK!!
Sephiroth: *Slices into employee with masamune*
Super Market employee: *Dies*
Other super market employee: Oh my god! He killed Kenny!
Yet another super market employee: You bastard!
Sephiroth: O_O *Slices Yet another super market employee*
Yet another super market employee: *Dies*
Several onlookers: ITS A MAD MAN! LETS KILL HIM!!!
Sephiroth: O.O Eep
Angry mob: KILL THE MONSTER!! *Rush at the stupified Sephiroth*
Ender & LbH: *Appear out of nowhere* Take this you hypocrits!! *Rapidly pelt the angry mob with rolls of toilet paper*
Angry mob: WE CAN'T GET TO HIM! THEY ARE TOO STRONG!!!
Ender: Dang...so what are we going to do now?
LbH: SNATCH AND RUN!!!
Everyone: YEA!!! *Everyone except sephiroth goes around stealing everything they can find*
Sephiroth: *Sulks around because they don't carry any 2% milk* Stupid bureaucrats.