I'm baaaaaack.....and I've got some new friends

By Ender

Ender: *Sitting in a movie theater with LbH waiting for the movie to start* I've been waiting for this movie for a while now.......SO DON'T MESS IT UP FOR ME!!!

LbH: *Ignoring Ender* I hope Frodo dies in this.....that would make a good ending.

Ender: You're an idiot.

????: THERE YOU ARE! *Smacks Ender in the head*

Ender: O_O Who are you?

Takui: I'm Takui and I'm Sephy's owner!

LbH: Good, its about time someone put a leash on him.....

Takui: I'm here to tell you to stop calling him Sephy or Sephers, only I can call him that.

LbH: What will you do if we don't stop? Sephers! I like that sound of that...Sephy.... I like that sound too! Sephers or Sephy...Sephers or Sephy....so hard to--ACK!

Takui: *Standing over both Ender and LbH with Sephers....uh I mean Sephiroth and Vincent both at her side.* You leave me no choice.... Sephers?

Sephiroth: Yes?

Takui: You may do what you like with them.

Sephiroth: ) Thank you!

Ender: Time out!

Takui: What?

Ender: You own Vincent too? Isn't that a little unfair?

Takui: Hmmmm......No, because I don't own Vincent, I'm just borrowing him from my alter ego which is insanely evil.

Ender: Ok, ok, I can't do anything about Sephiroth killing me, but can I at least punish my muse for getting me in this situation?

Takui: Hmmmm.....I suppose, but make it quick.

Ender: LbH, you know whats coming. So take it like a man..

LbH: But I'm not a man, I'm a hedgehog!

Ender: I don't care! *Slaps a pink ribbon around LbH's neck and drop-kicks him out of the theater*

Takui: Where did you send him?

Ender: To Aeris. She'll make sure that he suffers one way or another....

Sephiroth: Can I kill him now?

Vincent: Can I help?

Ender: Can I not be killed?

Takui: Hmmmmm....I've said before that I'm both evil and insanely evil sooooo.....ok..

Sephiroth & Vincent: WHAT?!?!?!?!?

Ender: YES!!!! Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!!!

Takui: Hold it. I never said that you wouldn't be punished, I just said that I wouldn't let you be killed.

Ender: Uh oh.

Takui: GRAB HIM!!!!

Sephiroth & Vincent: *Grab Ender and hold him still*

Takui: *Pins a muse badge on Ender* Ok boys, lets go!

*****At Aeris's house*****

LbH: I wonder when Ender is gona get back....

Aeris: I don't know, more tea?

LbH: Yes thank you, I never knew that you could be so interesting!

Aeris: Thank you. Now lets see here.....oh yea, then Sephiroth killed me, but I knew that so I was ready for that and.......

LbH: How interesting! (Ender get me out of here)

*****At Takui's mind*****

Takui: OK, I'm in the mood for some entertainment.

Vincent: BRING OUT THE ENTERTAINMENT!!!

Ender: *Walks out into the middle of the room wearing rags* You called?

Takui: DANCE!!

Ender: *Begins to river-dance because of the magic shackles on his wrists and ankles*

Takui: NO! NOT RIVER-DANCE! I HATE THAT!!!

Ender: *Stops*

Takui: I guess that you are still getting adjusted to your new role so I'll cut you some slack. You may go now.

Ender: Thank you. * Leaves*

Sephiroth: Was it a good idea to make him a muse?

Vincent: He could disrupt your fanfiction. It would be disastrous!

Takui: Its ok. He does what I want. And I want him as a muse. Besides, how much lower can you get then a muse?

Sephiroth: She's got a point, have you ever heard of anything below a muse? I haven't.

Vincent: Who knows, he may turn out to be a good muse.

Takui: รด_o I don't think so

Sephiroth: O_O

The END!!!! (for now)

A/N Hey! I got off easy this time ^_^ sorry about the long wait, and the short chapter. School has been getting in the way. I'll make sure the next chapter is longer! Oh yea, read AND review!! I WANT MORE REVIEWS!!!