Author's Apologetic Letter That Will Consist Of 75% Of The Word 'Sorry'
Dearest, faithful reviewers and fans.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!! It seems the World Wide Network Of Muses has crashed, for both my sister and I have had trouble waking ours up! Mine is only in the mood for poetry and hers is only in the mood to sleep!
THANKFULLY! I have been able to wake mine up enough for short periods of time to get some work done on the next chapter, which I hope to put up soon. For now, ATTEMPT to sate your vorascious appatites for my work with the new poetry and such! Now, I will write a short humourus thing between my Muse and I.
*Aidan opens one of Muses's eyes*
Muse: Close that now or I'll never inspire you again!
Aidan: You aren't inspiring me NOW!
*Muse gives Aidan inspiration to shut up*
Aidan: HMMMMM! MMMM! HMM!
Muse: Ah, sweet silence….*drifts back to sleep*
*Aidan gets out his mp3s and selects the loudest anime song he has*
*Muse jumps up and runs around in circles, with his sheets trailing after him*
Aidan: Eh, apparently my Muse sleeps in the..nude??
Muse: YOU! ((CENSOR)) I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS! WHAT THE ((CENSOR)) DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!
Aidan: Now, now. Remember the younger people out there.
Muse: ((CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNSOOOOOOOOOOR))
Aidan: o.O Whoa…what the (censor) was that?
Muse: Hmph, stupid (censor) cow of an author…
*Aidan sprays silly string all over Muse while he sleeps*
Aidan: G'nite, silly string dreams!
Dearest, faithful reviewers and fans.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!! It seems the World Wide Network Of Muses has crashed, for both my sister and I have had trouble waking ours up! Mine is only in the mood for poetry and hers is only in the mood to sleep!
THANKFULLY! I have been able to wake mine up enough for short periods of time to get some work done on the next chapter, which I hope to put up soon. For now, ATTEMPT to sate your vorascious appatites for my work with the new poetry and such! Now, I will write a short humourus thing between my Muse and I.
*Aidan opens one of Muses's eyes*
Muse: Close that now or I'll never inspire you again!
Aidan: You aren't inspiring me NOW!
*Muse gives Aidan inspiration to shut up*
Aidan: HMMMMM! MMMM! HMM!
Muse: Ah, sweet silence….*drifts back to sleep*
*Aidan gets out his mp3s and selects the loudest anime song he has*
*Muse jumps up and runs around in circles, with his sheets trailing after him*
Aidan: Eh, apparently my Muse sleeps in the..nude??
Muse: YOU! ((CENSOR)) I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS! WHAT THE ((CENSOR)) DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!
Aidan: Now, now. Remember the younger people out there.
Muse: ((CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNSOOOOOOOOOOR))
Aidan: o.O Whoa…what the (censor) was that?
Muse: Hmph, stupid (censor) cow of an author…
*Aidan sprays silly string all over Muse while he sleeps*
Aidan: G'nite, silly string dreams!