Eww, they still do it?
Skylar was sitting on her desk, demonstrating the look on Shenlong's face when the flaming orange hit the table. She heard the classroom door open and close.
"If you guys could take your seats we'll begin with class." Skylar spun around on the table at the sound of the voice, which definitely was not her mother's.
"Remus? What are you doing here?"
"It's Professor Lupin, Ms. Black. Take your seat please."
"Why isn't my mom here?"
"Your father and mom didn't tell you?"
"Tell me what?"
"Well, you're mom is five months pregnant." Skylar looked at him shocked and fainted. She fell right off the table.
"Eww, they still do it?" Tim asked. "Aren't they a little old to be having another kid?"
"They are not old." Remus said defensively.
"Yeah, they're still young at heart." Erica snorted.
"Aren't you guys like 55?"
"Professor Black is 37, and Sirius and I are only 51."
"Mr. Black is 14 years older than Joanne!" Tim started laughing and ended up on the floor next to the unconscious Skylar.
"How come you call Sky's dad, Mr. Black but call Professor Black, Joanne?" Erica asked, extremely interested in this conversation.
"Because I'm afraid of Mr. Black."
"Can we stop this nonsense and get to class? Tim, take Skylar to the infirmary."
"She'll need her head examined." Erica said as Remus conjured a stretcher. "Now, Professor Lupin. Since wizards live longer than normal Muggles, how long would a wizard's average sex life be?" The whole class erupted in giggles as Lupin made a strange gurgling sound in the back of his throat.
"I'm not teaching sex education here. I'm here to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts."
"Wouldn't you want us to be able to defend ourselves against that type of dark art?" Erica smiled.
"You know, Erica, anyone can tell you're a Malfoy. I think you guys are a little young to learn about sex."
"You're never too young to learn." Erica said innocently. Remus made that noise again. Erica's face softened and she spoke again. "Okay, Professor. If you don't want to tell us about sex, we can just talk about Professor Doors." Remus choked and turned red.
"Alright, alright. You win. Now...if a man and a woman love each other..." How about we just let that class to their...discussion?
"How come she's unconscious?" Madame Pomfrey asked as Skylar floated into the infirmary.
"Lupin told her that her mom was pregnant."
"Oh, I thought she already knew." Tim sat the unconscious girl on the bed. "What happened to her hair? It's not blue any more."
"She fixed it over the holidays. Isn't it just perfect?"
"Quit gushing and go back to class. Who's teaching anyway?"
"Professor Lupin."
"Someone left him alone in a class of 5th years, who just found out that someone was pregnant? Oh no. You stay here. I have to go see about something." Pomfrey rushed out of the infirmary. Tim started laughing and sat down on Skylar's bed. She stirred and opened her eyes.
"I'm in the infirmary?"
"Yup."
"And my mom's having another kid?"
"Yup."
"And Lupin is currently giving a sex education lesson?"
"How'd you know?"
"I trapped in him the same conversation when I was in 3rd year. I told Erica about it over Christmas. Most likely she wanted to experiment with it." Madam Pomfrey walked into the room, dragging Lupin by the ear.
"Ow, ow, ow. Poppy, stop it. I'm not a kid anymore. You're going to rip it off."
"You sit in that corner and think about what you did. Weasley, go back to class." Everyone's eyes got wide, except for Pomfrey's. Tim got off the bed and ran out of the hospital wing as she went back to her office and slammed the door. Remus sat there and a memory flashed into his head.
'James, Sirius, and Remus were all being dragged through the halls by a three armed Professor McGonagall. She had each of their ears in one of her hands.
'Minnie! You're gonna rip my ear off." Sirius shouted. McGonagall pulled on his ear a bit harder, making him wince in pain.
"You will learn respect for your teachers."
"The curse wasn't meant for you, honestly." Remus said.
" We wanted to see how Snape looked with extra limbs." James said in pain. McGonagall pinched their ears harder as she continued walking down the hall.'
"Getting childhood flashbacks?" Skylar asked, smirking.
"Why did you tell Ms. Malfoy all of that stuff?"
"Because she asked me if I knew any funny stories about the Marauders." She said all this innocently. "We spent the entire night at home just chatting about all of your mischief."
"Oh no. What are you guys planning on doing?"
"Us? Plan something? That doesn't sound like us. What ever could you mean?"
"Lupin! Black! Quit talking!"
"Now that sounded familiar." Skylar and Remus looked up. Doors just walked into the room. "Snape is complaining that his fifth year students are asking about sex. Would you know anything about that?"
"Not a thing Professor Doors. I've been up here unconscious."
"Um...why?"
"Because Remus told me that there is going to be a new bundle of diapers in the Black household."
"What? You didn't know that?"
"How come everyone knew before me?" Skylar said, frustrated.
"They didn't know how you'd handle it."
"Aren't they too old to do...it still?" Skylar knew right away that she said the wrong thing.
"Who are you calling old?"
"Run." Remus whispered in Skylar's ear. She got off the bed immediately and sprinted out of the room. Lorna was right behind her, bare- feet and all.
"Lorna! Don't chase students! Especially not with that!" Remus crept out of the infirmary and back to his office.
"Hey Jessica, we have Potions now." Alannah said as she ran up to Jessica after Herbology.
"I know. I'm just not very eager about going there though. I could feel Max glaring at me during our last class. It isn't a pleasant feeling. It kept sending chills up my spine." Alannah laughed and walked beside Jessica until they reached the Potions Dungeon. Jessica's frown instantly turned into a grin when she saw Marcus sitting beside her usual seat.
"Hi Marcus." Jessica said as she sat down beside him. Alannah sat down at the desk behind Jessica and Marcus.
"Hi there. I'm Alannah." Alannah said as she greeted Marcus. Marcus grinned.
"Hello. My name is Marcus. It's a pleasure to meet you." Alannah smiled.
"He has the coolest accent!" Alannah whispered in Jessica's pointed ear. Jessica grinned. She didn't notice his accent at first, but now she could hear the thick Scottish/Russian accent he had.
"So where did you move here from?" Alannah asked.
"I once went to a school in Bulgaria. I came here since my mother died."
"Is something wrong? Are you still upset about your mom?" Jessica asked.
"What? Oh no, I'm still in pain from the death-hold Erica braced me in." Marcus said as he rubbed his chest. "I thought I was going to turn blue after she hugged me at the feast last night."
"I can't believe Jessica, and even Alannah! Socializing with a Slytherin, and a Malfoy at that!" Max ranted to Niaomi.
"I don't understand what your problem is. Morgania, you know your cousin, is a Slytherin. Skylar and Tim talk to Erica all the time. What is so wrong with Jessica being friendly to Marcus?"
"The friendly part." Max muttered.
"You're just jealous that she might start to like him. We don't you just apologize already. Then maybe you and Marcus could be friends."
"Like that will ever happen. I bet he's just like his father. Always making fun of muggle-borns, the Weasleys, and all the dark magic that comes along with the blonde hair."
"Um... Max, if you haven't noticed yet Jessica is a muggle-born, and he's only met his father over Christmas break."
"How did you find that out?"
"It's called I share a dorm with Jessica and Alannah. I was talking to them all night." Niaomi stopped talking when Snape came into the room, slamming the door and setting a goblet on his desk. The room filled with the smell of a very strong whiskey.
"If anyone of you ask me about sex I will poison you all." They just sat there stunned, not knowing that the class before them, Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff 5th years were experimenting with what Erica and Meg were told to do. "Do the potion on the board and don't bother me." He picked up his goblet and took a big swig of it.
"What was that about?" Jessica asked Marcus and Alannah.
"I don't know, and I don't want to know." Marcus said as he started copying down the recipe for the potion.
"Good point." Alannah said before she turned to her partner and began mixing the potion.
"I can't believe they are making us do this." Jessica whined as she and Max were at their detention that night.
"It takes Filch to come up with a punishment worse than Potions." Max muttered. They were scrubbing every inch of the Great Hall with toothbrushes.
"Don't talk to me." Jessica yelled.
"I wasn't talking to you, you were talking to me!"
"I was not!"
"Just shut up!"
"You first!" Max took his wand and magicked a piece of spell-o-tape over Jessica's mouth. Jessica ripped it off.
"Potter, you are digging your own grave." Jessica said before she grabbed her wand and did a simple spell to clean her area of the Great Hall.
"How did you do that?!" Max asked.
"I said don't talk to me." Jessica said as she left he Great Hall.
"I'll show her." Max took a bottle of ink out of the pocket of his robe and tried to dump it where Jessica just cleaned. The ink bounced off an invisible force field and landed all over Max's area, spelling out "Dork".
"Damn you Ely!"
A:N// We just love torturing our muses. Heehee. I got a deal for all of you guys. Read the following.
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Skylar was sitting on her desk, demonstrating the look on Shenlong's face when the flaming orange hit the table. She heard the classroom door open and close.
"If you guys could take your seats we'll begin with class." Skylar spun around on the table at the sound of the voice, which definitely was not her mother's.
"Remus? What are you doing here?"
"It's Professor Lupin, Ms. Black. Take your seat please."
"Why isn't my mom here?"
"Your father and mom didn't tell you?"
"Tell me what?"
"Well, you're mom is five months pregnant." Skylar looked at him shocked and fainted. She fell right off the table.
"Eww, they still do it?" Tim asked. "Aren't they a little old to be having another kid?"
"They are not old." Remus said defensively.
"Yeah, they're still young at heart." Erica snorted.
"Aren't you guys like 55?"
"Professor Black is 37, and Sirius and I are only 51."
"Mr. Black is 14 years older than Joanne!" Tim started laughing and ended up on the floor next to the unconscious Skylar.
"How come you call Sky's dad, Mr. Black but call Professor Black, Joanne?" Erica asked, extremely interested in this conversation.
"Because I'm afraid of Mr. Black."
"Can we stop this nonsense and get to class? Tim, take Skylar to the infirmary."
"She'll need her head examined." Erica said as Remus conjured a stretcher. "Now, Professor Lupin. Since wizards live longer than normal Muggles, how long would a wizard's average sex life be?" The whole class erupted in giggles as Lupin made a strange gurgling sound in the back of his throat.
"I'm not teaching sex education here. I'm here to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts."
"Wouldn't you want us to be able to defend ourselves against that type of dark art?" Erica smiled.
"You know, Erica, anyone can tell you're a Malfoy. I think you guys are a little young to learn about sex."
"You're never too young to learn." Erica said innocently. Remus made that noise again. Erica's face softened and she spoke again. "Okay, Professor. If you don't want to tell us about sex, we can just talk about Professor Doors." Remus choked and turned red.
"Alright, alright. You win. Now...if a man and a woman love each other..." How about we just let that class to their...discussion?
"How come she's unconscious?" Madame Pomfrey asked as Skylar floated into the infirmary.
"Lupin told her that her mom was pregnant."
"Oh, I thought she already knew." Tim sat the unconscious girl on the bed. "What happened to her hair? It's not blue any more."
"She fixed it over the holidays. Isn't it just perfect?"
"Quit gushing and go back to class. Who's teaching anyway?"
"Professor Lupin."
"Someone left him alone in a class of 5th years, who just found out that someone was pregnant? Oh no. You stay here. I have to go see about something." Pomfrey rushed out of the infirmary. Tim started laughing and sat down on Skylar's bed. She stirred and opened her eyes.
"I'm in the infirmary?"
"Yup."
"And my mom's having another kid?"
"Yup."
"And Lupin is currently giving a sex education lesson?"
"How'd you know?"
"I trapped in him the same conversation when I was in 3rd year. I told Erica about it over Christmas. Most likely she wanted to experiment with it." Madam Pomfrey walked into the room, dragging Lupin by the ear.
"Ow, ow, ow. Poppy, stop it. I'm not a kid anymore. You're going to rip it off."
"You sit in that corner and think about what you did. Weasley, go back to class." Everyone's eyes got wide, except for Pomfrey's. Tim got off the bed and ran out of the hospital wing as she went back to her office and slammed the door. Remus sat there and a memory flashed into his head.
'James, Sirius, and Remus were all being dragged through the halls by a three armed Professor McGonagall. She had each of their ears in one of her hands.
'Minnie! You're gonna rip my ear off." Sirius shouted. McGonagall pulled on his ear a bit harder, making him wince in pain.
"You will learn respect for your teachers."
"The curse wasn't meant for you, honestly." Remus said.
" We wanted to see how Snape looked with extra limbs." James said in pain. McGonagall pinched their ears harder as she continued walking down the hall.'
"Getting childhood flashbacks?" Skylar asked, smirking.
"Why did you tell Ms. Malfoy all of that stuff?"
"Because she asked me if I knew any funny stories about the Marauders." She said all this innocently. "We spent the entire night at home just chatting about all of your mischief."
"Oh no. What are you guys planning on doing?"
"Us? Plan something? That doesn't sound like us. What ever could you mean?"
"Lupin! Black! Quit talking!"
"Now that sounded familiar." Skylar and Remus looked up. Doors just walked into the room. "Snape is complaining that his fifth year students are asking about sex. Would you know anything about that?"
"Not a thing Professor Doors. I've been up here unconscious."
"Um...why?"
"Because Remus told me that there is going to be a new bundle of diapers in the Black household."
"What? You didn't know that?"
"How come everyone knew before me?" Skylar said, frustrated.
"They didn't know how you'd handle it."
"Aren't they too old to do...it still?" Skylar knew right away that she said the wrong thing.
"Who are you calling old?"
"Run." Remus whispered in Skylar's ear. She got off the bed immediately and sprinted out of the room. Lorna was right behind her, bare- feet and all.
"Lorna! Don't chase students! Especially not with that!" Remus crept out of the infirmary and back to his office.
"Hey Jessica, we have Potions now." Alannah said as she ran up to Jessica after Herbology.
"I know. I'm just not very eager about going there though. I could feel Max glaring at me during our last class. It isn't a pleasant feeling. It kept sending chills up my spine." Alannah laughed and walked beside Jessica until they reached the Potions Dungeon. Jessica's frown instantly turned into a grin when she saw Marcus sitting beside her usual seat.
"Hi Marcus." Jessica said as she sat down beside him. Alannah sat down at the desk behind Jessica and Marcus.
"Hi there. I'm Alannah." Alannah said as she greeted Marcus. Marcus grinned.
"Hello. My name is Marcus. It's a pleasure to meet you." Alannah smiled.
"He has the coolest accent!" Alannah whispered in Jessica's pointed ear. Jessica grinned. She didn't notice his accent at first, but now she could hear the thick Scottish/Russian accent he had.
"So where did you move here from?" Alannah asked.
"I once went to a school in Bulgaria. I came here since my mother died."
"Is something wrong? Are you still upset about your mom?" Jessica asked.
"What? Oh no, I'm still in pain from the death-hold Erica braced me in." Marcus said as he rubbed his chest. "I thought I was going to turn blue after she hugged me at the feast last night."
"I can't believe Jessica, and even Alannah! Socializing with a Slytherin, and a Malfoy at that!" Max ranted to Niaomi.
"I don't understand what your problem is. Morgania, you know your cousin, is a Slytherin. Skylar and Tim talk to Erica all the time. What is so wrong with Jessica being friendly to Marcus?"
"The friendly part." Max muttered.
"You're just jealous that she might start to like him. We don't you just apologize already. Then maybe you and Marcus could be friends."
"Like that will ever happen. I bet he's just like his father. Always making fun of muggle-borns, the Weasleys, and all the dark magic that comes along with the blonde hair."
"Um... Max, if you haven't noticed yet Jessica is a muggle-born, and he's only met his father over Christmas break."
"How did you find that out?"
"It's called I share a dorm with Jessica and Alannah. I was talking to them all night." Niaomi stopped talking when Snape came into the room, slamming the door and setting a goblet on his desk. The room filled with the smell of a very strong whiskey.
"If anyone of you ask me about sex I will poison you all." They just sat there stunned, not knowing that the class before them, Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff 5th years were experimenting with what Erica and Meg were told to do. "Do the potion on the board and don't bother me." He picked up his goblet and took a big swig of it.
"What was that about?" Jessica asked Marcus and Alannah.
"I don't know, and I don't want to know." Marcus said as he started copying down the recipe for the potion.
"Good point." Alannah said before she turned to her partner and began mixing the potion.
"I can't believe they are making us do this." Jessica whined as she and Max were at their detention that night.
"It takes Filch to come up with a punishment worse than Potions." Max muttered. They were scrubbing every inch of the Great Hall with toothbrushes.
"Don't talk to me." Jessica yelled.
"I wasn't talking to you, you were talking to me!"
"I was not!"
"Just shut up!"
"You first!" Max took his wand and magicked a piece of spell-o-tape over Jessica's mouth. Jessica ripped it off.
"Potter, you are digging your own grave." Jessica said before she grabbed her wand and did a simple spell to clean her area of the Great Hall.
"How did you do that?!" Max asked.
"I said don't talk to me." Jessica said as she left he Great Hall.
"I'll show her." Max took a bottle of ink out of the pocket of his robe and tried to dump it where Jessica just cleaned. The ink bounced off an invisible force field and landed all over Max's area, spelling out "Dork".
"Damn you Ely!"
A:N// We just love torturing our muses. Heehee. I got a deal for all of you guys. Read the following.
Have you been deprived from the lack of RPG's of your favorite things? Is Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Gundam Wing one of those? Or do you just like chatting with insane people that aren't really insane, but just like to believe they are? Do you enjoy sugar alot? Then Ohcysp Island is the place you want to be. Go to http://pub65.ezboard.com/bohcyspisland
Now, click the link and if you register for ezboard, and join the Ohcsyp Island. If you submit a character for any of the message boards with this saying in the message body somewhere, 'Don't tickle sleeping dragons, and definitely don't stick your wand up someones nose.' If you can find some how to put it in a very creative way, we'll do something special (haven't decided what yet). For every person that joins, we'll upload a new chapter. But you have to give us a week to write it. Okay, I hope you guys all join and make it a great RPG.