How could I let this happen?

By: Ender

Kinneas: Its ok Ender. Just calm down. *Pats Ender on the back*

Ender: :( But....but he was my best friend.....

Kinneas: We'll find a way to get him back.

Ender: *Sniff* Ok...but we're gona need some help....

****Takui's Palace****

Takui: LbH, Tell me where Ender is, and I'll let you go.

LbH: *Chained to a wall in the dungan* I don't know where he is.

Takui: I KNOW YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS!!

LbH: I DON'T KNOW!!!!

Takui: I give up.....I guess I'll just have to have Sephiroth kill you then....

LbH: O_O

Kurai: Takui! Why don't you take a break? I'll get him to talk....

Takui: Oooookkk......but don't do anything stupid....

Kurai: What? Its not like he's going to get out or anything.

Takui: Ok....

Kurai: *Pulls out whip* :) Cya in about half an hour. *Walks into dungeon and closes door behind her*

LbH: *From inside the dungan* No! Not that!! PLEASE!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Takui: I almost feal sorry for him...

Sephiroth: Almost......

****At the directors place Ender was at last chapter****

Ender: Ok, Kinneas, you are my body guard. So don't let Takui or Kurai in here. Ok?

Kinneas: Uh.....I don't remember what Takui and Kurai look like.

Ender: Just be on the lookout for suspisious people.

Kinneas: Okie dokie.

Zage: Ok Ender, lets get planning. We need a plan to spring LbH from Takui.

Kinneas: O_O

Ender: Yea.....lemme see....we cant go through the front....

Kinneas O_O ....O_O.........O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O

Ender: Kinneas, not every person who passes us is considered suspisious.....

Kinneas: Can't talk now.....busy bodyguarding.....O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O

Zage: You think we could sneak in?

Ender: Maybe....but how do we sneak in? Its not like we can disguise ourselves as a bush or something...

Kinneas: O_O YEA THATS RIGHT BUDDY! KEEP WALKING!!

Random passerby: O_o

Zage: We will need to disguise ourselves as workers.....

Random person: *Walks towards Ender* Hey! Ender! I've been looki--

Kinneas: O_O *Runs up to the person and clotheslines him*

Random person: *On the ground* Ughh is this a bad time?

Kinneas: DIE YOU SPY!!!

Ender: Kinneas! HEEL!

Kinneas: *Backs away slightly from the random person*

Ender: STAY!

Kinneas: *Sits down in a chair close to her* O_O

Ender: Don't even give him that look!

Kinneas: Ok....can I go back to bodyguarding now?

Ender: Ok...but no clarinet.

Kinneas: Okie dokie.

Zage: Geez *Helps random person up to his feet*

Ender: I'm sorry about that.....she is kinda wired right now.....

Random person: Thats ok....I'm Alex Tirragen....I'm here to see if I can get in your fic...

Ender: Guess what Alex, your already in it!

Alex: Cool....so, what are we doing right now?

Zage: We're trying to figure out how to sneak into Takui's palace to take back LbH.

Alex: What we could do is have a few people making a distraction while another few people sneak into the palace in disguise.

Ender: o_o....woh....you are good.....

Alex: Thanks...I aim to please....

Zage: We can see that.....

Kinneas: O_O

Zephyr: POOF *Appears out of nowhere in a puff of smoke* Hiya everyone! ^_^

Kinneas O_O

Ender: Its ok Kinneas!

Kinneas: Awh....I'm getting bored here...SOMEONE TRY TO KILL ENDER OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!

Ender: O_o Now I feal REALLY safe.....

Zephyr: I was listening in and I have an idea......Alex here and I will take care of the distraction. You and Zage sneak inside and rescue LbH.

Zage: Do we really want to save him?

Ender: YES!!!!! O_O

Kinneas: O_O

Ender: Ok Kinneas. We're going to go save LbH now.....

Kinneas: Oh Oh! Can I come??

Ender: I was hoping you would......

****Takui's Palace****

Takui: Whats taking Kurai so long down there?

Sephiroth: I think she's having fun with him.....

Vincent: O_O *Whips out Death Penalty*

Sephiroth: O_O Woh there! I didn't mean that kinda fun. She's just probably having fun whipping him or something......

Vincent: O_o *Returns Death Penalty to its holster*

****In the dungeon****

Kurai: Ok.....lemme see....I'll raise you twenty dollars.....

LbH: Ha! Ok let me see what you got.

Kurai: *Lays down cards* HA! I HAVE FOUR OF A KIND!!!

LbH: Shit...I only have a pair of twos....

Kurai: :) You know the rules.... *Picks up whip* You know what you have to do....

LbH: Ok....I MIGHT know where Ender is.....he MIGHT be in Midgar somewhere.....

Kurai: Do you know WHERE in Midgar he might be?

LbH: Duno...I might.....guess we'll just have to play another hand and see......

Kurai: Works for me......

Takui: Kurai!

Kurai: Be right back.... WHAT IS IT TAKUI?

Takui: Do you know where Ender is yet?

Kurai: He's probably in Midgar...

Takui: Cool, Lets send Tkarr and Cerberus to go and kill him.

Kurai: Ok....CERBERUS!!

Cerberus: *Comes bounding up to Kurai and smothers her with doggie kisses*

Kurai: Ack....No....HELP......Okokokok thats enough Cerberus. I want you to go with Tkarr to Midgar. You need to find Ender and bring him back here to me ok? Good.....oh and if you find Tifa Lockheart, you can eat her.

Ceberus: WRARRRRRRR!!!!! *Bounds through an inter-dimensional porthole with Tkarr*

*****Tifa's seventh heaven bar*****

Cloud: *Walks in but sees a huge party with just about everyone there drunk*

Tifa: *Walks over to Cloud while wearing a Turks uniform* Hiyaaa Cllouuuuddyy...

Cloud: Tifa!? Whats going on??

Tifa: Its a paarrrrttyyy....*Colapses onto the floor*

Cloud: All well. *Grabs a beer and sits down next to Rude at the bar*

Reno: *Jumps onto the bar wearing Tifa's clothes and a wig* EVERYONE!!! LOOK AT ME! IM TIFA!!!! LETS DRINK!!!!!

Cerberus&Tkarr: *Slam down the door and stare at everyone in the room*

Everyone in the room: O_O

Cerberus&Tkarr: O_O

Everyone in the room: O_O

Cerberus&Tkarr: O_O

Reno: O_O *Hickup*

Cerberus: *Leaps across the room and stuffs Reno into its center head's mouth*

Reno: AGHHHHH--

Cerberus: *CRUNCH*

Reno: --HHHHHHHHHHH--

Cerberus: *CRUNCH*

Yuffie: O_O eep.....

Tkarr: *Flys across the room and trys to pick Yuffie up by the arm but accidentally rips it off*

Cloud: AGH!!! CURE 3!!!

Tkarr&Ceberus: *Run out of the room and go terrorize someone in the sector 5 slums*

Yuffie: *Looks at the now healed stub where her right arm used to be* WEEEE!!!! LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY!! NOW I GET TO BE LIKE VINCENT!!!

Cloud: I'll go call Hojo.

*****Takui's Palace*****

Ender: Ok everybody. This is it. After this there is no turning back.

Alex: I'm not going to turn back. Me and my muses will be sure to cause lots of chaos.

Zephyr: Don't worry about us! ^_^ *Calls over her muses* We can handle this.

Zage: I'm good for a little chaos and mayhem.

Kinneas: Well now that you mention it...I think that I'll go if you don't mind... *Begins to back away but bumps into Alex*

Alex: I don't think you should leave.

Kinneas: Wouldn't think of it. ^_^

Ender: Ok, when we give you the signal, stir up as much chaos as you can then get out of here.

Alex: Gotcha.

Ender: Ok. Zage, and Kinneas. Follow me.

Alex: We'll be waiting.

*****Five minuets later*****

Zephyr: Any minuet now.

*Suddenly a bottle rocket flys up into the sky and explodes leaving a blue pattern of a hedgehog in the sky*

Alex: Lets go!

Zephyr: ATTACK!!

Within minuets, Alex, Zephyr and their muses have caused chaos throughout the palace workgrounds*

***Ender's location with Kinneas and Zage***

Zage: Sounds like the others have begun.

Ender: Ok then....lets get this party started.