TITLE: What the fu… Yamucha you're gay?!

AUTHOR: Me. Who else would write such a fic?

CONTACT INFO: SerenitatisHime@yahoo.com

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters used in this fic. I am in no means making any profit whatsoever by writing this.

RATING: I think PG-13 should cover everything…

SPOILERS: None.

PAIRINGS: Yamucha+Goku, Vegita+Goku

SUMMARY: Read the title.

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NOTES: This chapter is very short. Major Yamucha bashing. Don't read if you like him. Please send all flames to SerenitatisHime@yahoo.com

Without further to do, let the bashing begin!! *queue Mortal Combat music*

                                          What The Fu….Yamucha You're GAY?!

  "Hey Goku!" Yamucha called, walking up to Goku as he trained in front of his house.

  "Hey Yamucha! What brings you here?" Goku said in between push-ups.

  "I dunno… I was kinda lonely, so I thought maybe we could spar or talk or something?"

  "Well Chi Chi's not home.. so I guess she wouldn't mind..."

  "Kay."

Yamucha shoved his hands in his pockets, and gazed at Goku longingly. Goku stood up as he dried the sweat from his face with a towel. Goku, oblivious to the fact that Yamucha was checking him out decided to strip off his shirt.

   "Man! Its hot out today." He said, dropping his orange training gi on the ground.

   "Yeah." Yamucha gulped nervously, and took a few steps closer to Goku. "So where's Chi Chi?"

   "She's shopping with Bulma… I think…"

   "Oh.." Yamucha walked casually behind Goku, and placed his hands on his back. "Man, you're pretty tense."

   "Heh I guess." A bewildered Goku responded.

Yamucha  began massaging the Saiya-Jin's back and neck muscles.

   "Y-Yamucha… What're you doing?"

   "Giving you a massage.." He breathed in Goku's ear.

   "Umm okay.."

Yamucha slid his hands downwards until the rested on Goku's butt. "Has anyone ever told you that you have a nice ass?" He laughed softly. Goku blushed at that.

   "A-are you sure you should be doing… this?"

Yamucha ignored his question, turning Goku around to face him. He then softly pressed his lips against the Saiya-Jin's. Goku's mouth opened in shock, giving Yamucha the opportunity to slip his tongue inside Goku's mouth. Yamucha continued to plunder the Saiya-jin's mouth until Goku broke the kiss, pulling away in confusion.

   "What the f… Yamucha you're gay?!"