Mission**Completely totally and entirely stupid as well as**Impossible

By Ender

****Takui's palace****

Zage: So, how we goin to get in?

Ender: Simple. We just knock out a few guards, steal their uniforms, and just blend in as we look for LbH.

Kinneas: *Jogging towards them* Scout of the area complete. There is a window open there with a few guards facing away from it.

Ender: Good job Kinneas lets go.

***The Window leading into Takui's palace***

Ender: Ok, let me check. *Looks through the window*

Zage: What do you see?

Ender: Kinneas, the guards are girls. How do you expect me to impersonate a girl?

Kinneas: Uh.....wear a grass skirt and do the hula?

Zage: Uh...no...but thanks for the visual. *Shudders*

Kinneas: We need to get in there, to lets go! *Dives through the window* BONZAI!!!!!

Ender: Zage? Cover your ears.

Zage&Ender: *Cover ears*

Guard#1: Hey!

Guard #2: What the fuc--

Kinneas: TOOOOOOOOT!!

Guard#1: Gahh!!

Guard#2: Ack!!

Kinneas: Pokes head out of the window* Ok, its safe now...

***In front of Takui's palace***

Zephyr: YES MY MUSES!!! FORCE THE WORKERS TO RIOT!!! TEAR DOWN THE PALACE!!!

Kurai: NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!!!! *Flys straight at Zephyr*

Zephyr: BRIMSTONE!!! HELP!!!!!

Brimstone: I'm on it!! *Dives in front of Zephyr and creates an interdementional porthole*

Kurai: O_O ACK!!! *Flys straight into the porthole*

Zephyr: CLOSE IT! CLOSE IT!!!

Brimstone: *Closes porthole before Kurai could come back*

Chaos: *Sees what happened to Kurai* KURAI NOOOO!!!!!! *Falls to the ground and transforms back into Vincent*

Zephyr: I thought that Chaos became stronger as his anger rose....

Alex: I guess that it has the opposite effect when he gets sad....

Brimstone: That explains it....

Vincent: Kurai, *Sniff* Why did you LEAVE me?

Zephyr: Ok, time to go. The workers can handle this...

***Somewhere unknown***

Porthole: *Opens and quickly spits Kurai out*

Kurai: AAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! *Hits the ground* Oof...ouch... *Looks around* Where am I?!?

???: You are in the lifestream.

Kurai: O_O THE LIFESTREAM?!? BUT THAT WOULD MEAN I'M DEAD!!!

???: Not really, your just in my world of the lifestream.

Kurai: Ok who are you? Where are you?!?

???: I have all power and supreme control in this world. I can do anything. But I still don't have many friends.

Kurai: Can you give me a hint?

???: Ok, how about this: Heeeyyyy baby!!!

Kurai: O.O NO......it can't be.....

???: *Steps into the light* It's been so long even sense I've had a visitor....especially a girl...

Kurai: *Sees that its Don Corneo* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DON'T COME ANY CLOSER! I'LL KILL YOU!!!

Don: You CAN'T kill me, I'm already dead, remember? And I have all powerful control over this world....

Kurai: TAKUI GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!

***Inside Takui's palace***

Guard#1: Common, lets go already.

Guard#2: Its not that easy you know. I have to lug this huge bag around everywhere we go!!

Bag: You know, you don't have to refer to me as a bag....

Kinneas: Quiet Ender....and lose some weight

Ender: It's getting stuffy in here though.

Zage: Shush you two. Its Sephiroth.

Sephiroth: *Walks up twoards them* What do you have in the bag?

Kinneas: We captured a muse.

Zage: Half-beast ordered us to lock it up with the hedgehog.

Sephiroth: The hedgehog is locked up in the third dungeon. Good work you two. *Walks away twoards the site of the riot*

Ender: Well, that was easy. *Climbs out of the bag*

Kinneas: But where is the third dungeon?

Zage: Hey! Its a map! *Points to one of those stupid "you are here" maps that you find at amusement parks*

Kinneas: Ok.....woh.....were at the third dungeon.

Ender: Lets go then....*Rams the door down and rushes into the dungeon*

LbH: ENDER!!!

Ender: LbH!!!!!!

Takui: MY MUSE!!!!!

Ender: *Stops running twoards LbH* Shes right behind me isn't she.

LbH: Yup.

Takui: You won't escape this time Ender.

Ender: *Whirls around to face Takui* Oh but your wrong. And thats because I have THIS!!! *Brandishes a single summon materia*

Takui: *Gasp* What summon is that? Bahamute? Shiva? Knights of the Round?

Ender: Even better. *Rubs the red summon materia and raises it over his head* ULTIMATE EVIL!!!!!!

Takui: Uh oh.......

*A giant gray storm cloud appears overhead and a green mist surrounds Takui.*

Takui: ACK! NO! AGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! *Suddenly stops still and steers blankly into the space in front of her* O_O *Twitch* *Twitch*

Zage: What did you do to her?

Ender: Wait for it.....right about....now!

Takui: OH...MY......YOU (Censored) dumb(Censored)!!!!!!! WHAT THE (Censored) DID YOU (Censored)ING DO TO YOURSELF!!!! AT LEAST YOU COULD HAVE DONE (Censored)ING BETTER THEN THAT FAT (Censored)!!!!!!

Kinneas: What is she seeing that were not seeing?

Ender: Her worst nightmare multiplied tenfold.

Zage: That still doesn't tell us what she's seeing.

Takui: I HATE YOU (Censored) OZZIE NELSON!!! YOU (Censored) (Censored)HOLE!!! HOW DARE YOU STEAL AWAY FROM ME THE ONLY THING IN MY LIFE THAT IS WORTH LIVING FOR!!!!

Ender: I think that what she sees is that Sephiroth is bisexual, and she just walked in on him and Ozzie Nelson.

Zage: *Shudders*

LbH: I hate to break up storytime here but do you think you can GET ME OUT OF HERE?!?!?

Ender: *Walks over to LbH and picks the locks* Lets go.

Sephiroth: Not so fast Ender. I let you get by me once but I wont let that happen again! *Draws masamune* I'LL KILL YOU!

***Two days later***

Ender: *Locked in the dungeon with Kinneas, Zage and LbH. I can't believe what has happened here.

Zage: I can. But I just dont want to.

Kinneas: We need a plan to get out of here.

Ender: I wish my life had a rewind/edit button.

LbH: It does. Didn't you know that?

Ender: NO! Where is this rewind/edit button?!?

LbH: I decided to keep it with me, just to make sure you didn't abuse it.

Zage: But then of course, you abused it didn't you.

LbH: Thats one of the perks of keeping it from someone else.

Ender: Gime NOW!

LbH: *Hands over remote* Here.

Ender: Presses rewind button.

***One week earlier***

Zage: Woh, IT WORKED!!!

Kinneas: Where are we?

Ender: Where this all started. In a movie theater.

LbH: Ok.....so nobody remembers anything about this except for us?

Ender: I decided to keep only a few changes from the future.

Kinneas: And what are those?

Ender: Well, Kurai is still in the lifestream, Reno is still being digested by Cerberus, Yuffie still only has one natural arm, all our friends still remember everything that has happened and Vincent is still crushed about Kurai leaving him.

Zage: Cool!

????: THERE YOU ARE! *Smacks Ender in the head*

Ender: O_O Who are you?

Takui: I'm Takui and I'm Sephy's owner!

LbH: Good, its about time someone put a leash on him.....

Takui: I'm here to tell you to stop calling him Sephy or Sephers, only I can call him that.

LbH: Uh.....ok. Sorry for all the trouble we've caused you two.

Takui: Uh....I wasn't expecting that....all well. Ok Sephy! Lets go! ^_^ *Disappears with Sephiroth in a puff of smoke*

Kinneas: LbH! That is probably the first time you have ever been nice to anyone.

LbH: Don't get used to it. I was just being nice to her because I don't want to feel Kurai's whip ever again.

Zage: Ok. Lets watch the move.....uh Ender? What movie is this anyway?

Ender: Lord of the Rings.

Andreah and Zephyr: POOF *Appear out of nowhere* SEXY HOBBITS!!! WOOHOO!!!

Ender: O_o

***Lifestream***

Kurai: I'LL GET YOU GUYS FOR THIS!!! I STILL REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED AND I'LL MAKE SURE THAT YOU ALL PAY FOR THIS!!! I'LL GET OUT OF HERE EVENTUALLY AND I'LL MAKE SURE ALL OF YOU PAY!!!

Don: Common, come over here. Don't make me force you.

Kurai: o.o

THE END

A/N: I would like to thank all the people who made this fic possible. First to start off this crazy list, I would like to thank myself, because if I never wrote this fic....then this fic wouldn't be here. I would also like to thank my mental hallucination LbH for helping me with a few of the early chapters. Next, Takui/Kurai. She has been a great help throughout this fic and even let me bash her a little. Thats ok though because she promised to bash me in her next fic so it all evens out. Then comes Kinneas. She has let me put her in and has supported me through it all. Now comes Zage and Andy. What can I say about these two (YES they are actually two real yet different people. They are not a single person with two accounts or something like that) They have been smacking me in the back of the head when I do something stupid. But they also laugh at most of my jokes. I cant tell weather they are a good or bad influence on me. Next comes Zephyr, Crazy_insane_girl, and Alex Tirragen. They let me insert them into my fic. FINALLY, I dont own Ozzie Nelson. I don't think I even spelled his name right. All well, I guess thats the end of that. If you want me to make a sequel, I'll probably do it if I get enough e-mails about it.