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Author: Me der….

Rating:  PG-13

                                                                                                      Goku's POV

   "Hey Goku!" I heard Yamucha call.

   "Hey Yamucha!" I glanced at him and continued through my routine. "What brings you here?" I asked him in between push-ups.

   "I dunno… I was kinda lonely, so I thought maybe we could spar or talk or something?" 'He sounds  nervous… I wonder why?'

   "Well Chi Chi's not home.. so I guess she wouldn't mind..." I replied.

   "Kay."

I stood up, and grabbed the towel which I had draped around my neck earlier and dried my face. 'When did it get so hot? Its gotta be like 115 degrees out!' I thought to myself, and decided to take my shirt off.

   "Man! Its hot out today." I said, taking my orange training shirt off, and dropping it without a thought.

   "Yeah." 'Is… is he… nervous? Nah.. What in the world would he be nervous about?   

   "So where's Chi Chi?" What a dumb question! Of course she was either shopping, or ummm… shopping!!'

   "She's shopping with Bulma… I think…"

   "Oh." He walked over to me and… Kami did… did he just put his hands on my back?

   "Man, you're pretty tense." 'Did I just hear what I thought I heard? Is he like… coming on to me?! No… no Yamucha isn't gay!! He was with Bulma for a long time… Why would he be with her if he was gay? Of course, he could be bi… Oh. My. GOD.'

   "Heh I guess." I replied, keeping my mask in place. 'So what if they thought I was an idiot? It only gives me an advantage over them… Wait… What am I thinking?! Advantage?! Mask?! Where the hell did that come from?!! I've been hanging around Vegita to much… Ah… Vegita… My lovely little Prince… No. He is sooooo NOT giving me a… no…'

   "Y-Yamucha… What're you doing?" 'What in Kami's name are you doing?!'

   "Giving you a massage." 'WHAT?! No no no no no no no no no no no no no… I like Vegita. Not Yamucha. Vegita. Oh wait… Since he's so damn ignorant he can't see that! Oh yeah…I forgot about his mental state.'

  "Umm okay." 'Ah well… I'll just play the bewildered fool. After all he is kinda my… friend. Chi Chi should be back any minute…Ohmygod… he just touched my…'

  "Has anyone ever told you that you have a nice ass?" 'Yeah…. There was Chi Chi, Bulma said it once or twice, and I'm sure I've seen Vegita look- wait a minute! Why in Kami's name am I letting him do this?! I could have killed him twice over by now!! Oh wait… He's my… "friend".'

   "A-are you sure you should be doing… this?" 'What. A. Stupid. Question. Of course he's not supposed to be doing this! Did he just turn me around? Why woul- he…is…kissing… me? And that.. is his… tongue?'  I pulled away, staring at him in confusion.  

   "What the f… Yamucha you're gay?!"