Disclaimer: I do not own the characters, but that doesn't mean I don't want to own them! MWAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!

Author: Me and Gokou_chan ^-^ (She hadda help me a little in this part cuz… well… I can't do Chi Chi's POV. She's to dumb. G-chan's e-mail is gokou_chan81@hotmail.com)

Rating: PG-13

Disclaimer: Don't own 'em, not making a profit from writing any of this. ^^;

                                                             Chi Chi's POV

   "Goku honey, I'm going out!" I called as I ran out the door. This is gonna be fun! Going shopping with mah girls! 'I haven't done this in ages!!!'

   "Alright Chi Chi. You gonna be back for lunch?" '…'

   "Maybe. If I'm not back in time just eat the leftovers, k?"

   "Okay. Have a good time!"

   "See ya! By the way if Vegita comes over, spar outside this time okay? I don't want to clean up again!"

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   'I'm going to check my e-mail when I get home!!! I wonder if that guy e-mailed me back?'

   "La la la la…" I looked down at my watch. 12:30. Well, I'm not THAT late… I let out a sigh. Oh well. It was only a half hour, right? Maybe Goku had found something to eat already. I hefted the grocery bags I was carrying and took a step into the clearing of our house. Hey, was that Yamucha? Maybe he'll like to stay for lunch!!! I'll ask him!!!

  I was about to yell across the clearing my usual cheery hello, when I saw him take a step closer to Goku. Huh? Ok, maybe they were discussing fighting tactics. It was what Goku and his gang usually did.

  I was about to walk over to them when I saw Yamucha put his hand… on my HUSBAND'S BACK? What the… Ok, was my jaw on the ground? Because if it wasn't, it will be soon. I ducked behind a tree in shock. Yamucha… and my husband? My husband… and… no way. It was impossible! And to prove my point, Goku was wearing the most confused look I'd ever seen anyone wear. Even for him.

  Oh. My. God. He did NOT just put his hand on my poor, sweet, innocent, Goku's BUTT! OK, he is SO uninvited to lunch! Don't worry Goku honey! Chi Chi's going to save you!

  I dropped the bags next to me on the ground and stood up, determined to do my best. I leaped from behind the tree and saw… AHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!! HE'S FRENCHING MY HUSBAND!!!

  I'm going to KILL him!

  "What the f… Yamucha, you're GAY?!"