TITLE: What the fu… Yamucha you're gay?!
AUTHOR: Serenitatis (me! Haven't you figured it out by now?)
CONTACT INFO: SerenitatisHime@yahoo.com
DISCLAIMER: Me no owne DBZ.
RATING: PG-13
PART: 4/?
SPOILERS: Previous chapters.
PAIRING(S): Yamucha+Goku
SUMMARY: Read the title. Yamucha? Yeah. Gay.
DISTRIBUTION: ff.net
FEEDBACK: *blink blink* You wanna give me feedback? REALLY?
ARCHIVE: Ask and ye shall receive.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: *scratches head* Uhhh.. no author's notes for now ^^
Narrorator: Previously on What the fu... Yamucha you're gay?!...
~"What the fu... Yamucha you're gay?!"~
Startled, Yamucha blinked rapidly.
"How. DARE. You."
Goku's mouth twitched.
"What in Kami's name do you think you're doing?!"
Yamucha started sweating.
"Goku is MINE! You will not touch him without my permission!"
ChiChi stared, dumbfounded, as Vegita advanced upon the poor unlucky bastard.
"l- let me explain-" Yamucha's plea for mercy was cut short as Vegita grasped him by the throat, cutting off his air. His eyes narrowed in contempt.
"How shall I kill you? Slow and painfully, or fast and quick?"
Goku raised an eyebrow.
Yamucha trembled.
Vegita smirked.
ChiChi blinked.
"Die, you miserable creaton!"
A little girl's scream rang out.
"What the-"
Yamucha's pants dripped with an unknown yellow substance. (A/N: Its not what you think it is! You hentais! O_o)
Goku giggled.
Yamucha whimpered.
Vegita's eye twitched.
ChiChi fell down.
"You disgusting-! You're not even worth the energy I would need to kill you!" Vegita dropped Yamucha. "If I catch you so much as LOOKING in his direction AGAIN, I will tear you apart!"
Yamucha scrambled away.
"Not so fast!" A frying pan glistened in the sun. And enraged ChiChi glared at Yamucha. "Hold 'im for me, Vegita! I want to make... him... PAY."
Vegita raised an eyebrow and grabbed Yamucha by the scruff of his neck.
ChiChi grinned wolfishly and took aim. "Perfect... now hold him steady..."
An unknown brown substance portuded from the back of Yamucha's pants.
Goku's eyes widened.
Vegita's lip curled in distain.
ChiChi bellowed a war cry, and let loose the frying pan.
"Fly true my pretty! Mwahahahahaha!"
Vegita dropped Yamucha and stepped out of harm's way as the cooking utensil embedded itself in the poor bastard's skull with a sickening crunch.
Vegita's eyes lit up as he formed a ki blast.
"This is what you get for touching what is mine. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
The energy ball enveloped Yamucha as he gave one last girlish shriek.
"Nooooooooo!! I loooooooooved him!"
All eyes turned to the source of the proclamation of love to see a short clown riding a lawn mower enter the clearing.
"Yamucha my love... I shall avenge you!" His head turned all the way around at an unatural angle. He started cackling that unnerving clown laugh of his, and directed his machine of destruction at Goku. That was his last mistake.
"AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
A shadow befell the clearing.
AUTHOR: Serenitatis (me! Haven't you figured it out by now?)
CONTACT INFO: SerenitatisHime@yahoo.com
DISCLAIMER: Me no owne DBZ.
RATING: PG-13
PART: 4/?
SPOILERS: Previous chapters.
PAIRING(S): Yamucha+Goku
SUMMARY: Read the title. Yamucha? Yeah. Gay.
DISTRIBUTION: ff.net
FEEDBACK: *blink blink* You wanna give me feedback? REALLY?
ARCHIVE: Ask and ye shall receive.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: *scratches head* Uhhh.. no author's notes for now ^^
Narrorator: Previously on What the fu... Yamucha you're gay?!...
~"What the fu... Yamucha you're gay?!"~
Startled, Yamucha blinked rapidly.
"How. DARE. You."
Goku's mouth twitched.
"What in Kami's name do you think you're doing?!"
Yamucha started sweating.
"Goku is MINE! You will not touch him without my permission!"
ChiChi stared, dumbfounded, as Vegita advanced upon the poor unlucky bastard.
"l- let me explain-" Yamucha's plea for mercy was cut short as Vegita grasped him by the throat, cutting off his air. His eyes narrowed in contempt.
"How shall I kill you? Slow and painfully, or fast and quick?"
Goku raised an eyebrow.
Yamucha trembled.
Vegita smirked.
ChiChi blinked.
"Die, you miserable creaton!"
A little girl's scream rang out.
"What the-"
Yamucha's pants dripped with an unknown yellow substance. (A/N: Its not what you think it is! You hentais! O_o)
Goku giggled.
Yamucha whimpered.
Vegita's eye twitched.
ChiChi fell down.
"You disgusting-! You're not even worth the energy I would need to kill you!" Vegita dropped Yamucha. "If I catch you so much as LOOKING in his direction AGAIN, I will tear you apart!"
Yamucha scrambled away.
"Not so fast!" A frying pan glistened in the sun. And enraged ChiChi glared at Yamucha. "Hold 'im for me, Vegita! I want to make... him... PAY."
Vegita raised an eyebrow and grabbed Yamucha by the scruff of his neck.
ChiChi grinned wolfishly and took aim. "Perfect... now hold him steady..."
An unknown brown substance portuded from the back of Yamucha's pants.
Goku's eyes widened.
Vegita's lip curled in distain.
ChiChi bellowed a war cry, and let loose the frying pan.
"Fly true my pretty! Mwahahahahaha!"
Vegita dropped Yamucha and stepped out of harm's way as the cooking utensil embedded itself in the poor bastard's skull with a sickening crunch.
Vegita's eyes lit up as he formed a ki blast.
"This is what you get for touching what is mine. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
The energy ball enveloped Yamucha as he gave one last girlish shriek.
"Nooooooooo!! I loooooooooved him!"
All eyes turned to the source of the proclamation of love to see a short clown riding a lawn mower enter the clearing.
"Yamucha my love... I shall avenge you!" His head turned all the way around at an unatural angle. He started cackling that unnerving clown laugh of his, and directed his machine of destruction at Goku. That was his last mistake.
"AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
A shadow befell the clearing.