It was the afternoon and Aragorn, Legolas and Frodo were off to the snack bar to make some money, unfotunetly our pregnant little elf was hungry again..
"C'mon, Aragorn!! I wanna eat something! Take me to McDonalds!"
"For the last time: I aint drivin you to no stinkin McFronalds!"
"DONALDS!"
"Whatever..."
The pleading elf was getting on his last nerve and Frodo sat quietly, not to get into the argument...
"I.want.to.eat.NOW!" Legolas roared.
"How.about.NO?!" Aragorn shot back.
Legolas had quite a drastic moodswing and started bawling while they stopped on a red light. The people next to them glaced at Legolas and turned to the driver (Aragorn) then back to Legolas then Aragorn and glared at him nastily. Aragorn was afraid the hilly-billies would start throwing tomatoes and apples, so he wraped a comforting arm around Legolas' shoulder and patted him,"Alright, alright, we'll go...now will you stop crying, please?" Legolas sniffled and nodded, whiping his eyes.
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At McDonalds...
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Aragorn turned to the opening of McDonalds and stopped to park while Legolas stared at him for a moment. Aragorn stepped out of the mini-van (which was amazingly his, not Legolas') and stood their. Legolas blinked. Aragorn sighed, walking over to Legolas' side and opened the door for the 2 and a half month old pregger,"Here, your majesty..."
Legolas blinked again, then said,"I want to go through the drive-through."
Aragorn groaned quite loudly, then slowly made his way back to the driver's seat and sat down. He began to put the keys back into the...erm...keyhole (^^;) and was about to turn the car on when Legolas said,"I have to go to the bathroom." Aragorn goraned again, then sighed, trying to be careful of another moodswing, stepped out of the car and jogged to the other side, opening the door for Legolas. He helped him down as Legolas made a run for it to the bathroom. Frodo was waiting for Aragorn to open his side of the door. Aragorn raised a brow,"You can do it yourself, you aint pregnant." Then shut the door and started to walk inside. Frodo stared at the door, and was about to get out but suddenly decided he should stay put; the fast-food place might explode with anger or tears and he didn't want to be their when it happened...
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Inside...
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Aragorn opened the door and looked around for Legolas, then he heard barfing noises he quietly sat down on the nearest chair; this might take a while...
After about 15 minutes or so, Legolas came out bouncing with happiness and oogled the menu,"Ooooh... so much to choose! Aragorn? Can I have as many things as I want?"
Aragorn sighed, and nodded.
Legolas turned to the woman behind the counter who said,"Welcome to McDonalds! Would you like to try our new Big N' Sloppy?" Legolas looked like he was thinking about it, then said,"Yeah, sure!" The lady beeped it in,"WHat else would you like, um..." She looked Legolas up and down. Legolas glanced at her confusion and laughed,"Mr, yeah, i'm a guy...anyway, um, i would like 2 big fries, 3 hamburgers, 4 cheese burgers, 2 extra large cokes, one sprite...ummmm...." He studied the menu once again,"2 hashbrowns, 4 pancakes, 6 pieces of bacon, 3 pieces of sausage, 1 kids meal, one order of chicken nuggets aaaaaaannd...one chili cheese fry!" The woman stared at him strangley, but punched it in and said his request over to him. Legolas thought then nodded,"Yeah, that's it." and smiled sweetly.
"That will be $167.44!"' The woman said cheerfully.
Aragorn's eyes were as wide as saucers by now, and he grummbled something about elves are going to eat the whole planet, and Legolas chose to not ignore this, and he started beating up on Aragorn,"Hwo could you say such a thing?!" *POUND POUND* "How rude!! Really!" *SMACK, SMACK, POUND*
Aragorn was trying to give the money to the lady, but was smacked so much in prosses, that the money looked like it was about to crummble up into tiny pieces...The lady rose a brow,"Is he always like this?" Aragorn finally stopped Legolas and was holding his wrists in his big hands,"No. He's pregnant." The lady didn't laugh, but just stood their,"aaah...i see..."
After trying to struggle for 10 minutes (while the food was being made) Legolas gave up and started the resort of crying. Aragorn rolled his eyes, but everyone in McDonalds was staring at them. Aragorn tried tot ell the people he was pregnant, but they looked disgusted and shocked, many giggled (especially the group of girls by the door). After 5 more minutes, Legolas sniffled and whimmpered,"I...*sob* just want my food..*sob*..." Aragorn let him go and patted his soft head,"I know, I know.." Legolas glomped onto him, bawling into his shirt.
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Outside
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Aragorn and Legolas came out of McDonalds with about 7 bags in each of their hands (but Aragorn was carrying most of them, of course). Frodo was sitting in the car, whistling to himself and looking at his thumbs. Aragorn opened the sliding door and tossed the bags on Frodo then closed it and opened Legolas' door, then ran to his side and sat down in the seat. Frodo looked at the bags curiously,"Hard time making a decision?" Aragorn shrugged,"I let him have whatever." Frodo blinked, then looked at the expression on Aragorn's face and his answer went something like this: "Oooohh..." He knew they didn't want to set off another moodswing...especially in a public place.
TBC...
Well, what do ya think? XD HEHEHE...I'm high and insane, so forgive me...please R/R!! :
"C'mon, Aragorn!! I wanna eat something! Take me to McDonalds!"
"For the last time: I aint drivin you to no stinkin McFronalds!"
"DONALDS!"
"Whatever..."
The pleading elf was getting on his last nerve and Frodo sat quietly, not to get into the argument...
"I.want.to.eat.NOW!" Legolas roared.
"How.about.NO?!" Aragorn shot back.
Legolas had quite a drastic moodswing and started bawling while they stopped on a red light. The people next to them glaced at Legolas and turned to the driver (Aragorn) then back to Legolas then Aragorn and glared at him nastily. Aragorn was afraid the hilly-billies would start throwing tomatoes and apples, so he wraped a comforting arm around Legolas' shoulder and patted him,"Alright, alright, we'll go...now will you stop crying, please?" Legolas sniffled and nodded, whiping his eyes.
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At McDonalds...
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Aragorn turned to the opening of McDonalds and stopped to park while Legolas stared at him for a moment. Aragorn stepped out of the mini-van (which was amazingly his, not Legolas') and stood their. Legolas blinked. Aragorn sighed, walking over to Legolas' side and opened the door for the 2 and a half month old pregger,"Here, your majesty..."
Legolas blinked again, then said,"I want to go through the drive-through."
Aragorn groaned quite loudly, then slowly made his way back to the driver's seat and sat down. He began to put the keys back into the...erm...keyhole (^^;) and was about to turn the car on when Legolas said,"I have to go to the bathroom." Aragorn goraned again, then sighed, trying to be careful of another moodswing, stepped out of the car and jogged to the other side, opening the door for Legolas. He helped him down as Legolas made a run for it to the bathroom. Frodo was waiting for Aragorn to open his side of the door. Aragorn raised a brow,"You can do it yourself, you aint pregnant." Then shut the door and started to walk inside. Frodo stared at the door, and was about to get out but suddenly decided he should stay put; the fast-food place might explode with anger or tears and he didn't want to be their when it happened...
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Inside...
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Aragorn opened the door and looked around for Legolas, then he heard barfing noises he quietly sat down on the nearest chair; this might take a while...
After about 15 minutes or so, Legolas came out bouncing with happiness and oogled the menu,"Ooooh... so much to choose! Aragorn? Can I have as many things as I want?"
Aragorn sighed, and nodded.
Legolas turned to the woman behind the counter who said,"Welcome to McDonalds! Would you like to try our new Big N' Sloppy?" Legolas looked like he was thinking about it, then said,"Yeah, sure!" The lady beeped it in,"WHat else would you like, um..." She looked Legolas up and down. Legolas glanced at her confusion and laughed,"Mr, yeah, i'm a guy...anyway, um, i would like 2 big fries, 3 hamburgers, 4 cheese burgers, 2 extra large cokes, one sprite...ummmm...." He studied the menu once again,"2 hashbrowns, 4 pancakes, 6 pieces of bacon, 3 pieces of sausage, 1 kids meal, one order of chicken nuggets aaaaaaannd...one chili cheese fry!" The woman stared at him strangley, but punched it in and said his request over to him. Legolas thought then nodded,"Yeah, that's it." and smiled sweetly.
"That will be $167.44!"' The woman said cheerfully.
Aragorn's eyes were as wide as saucers by now, and he grummbled something about elves are going to eat the whole planet, and Legolas chose to not ignore this, and he started beating up on Aragorn,"Hwo could you say such a thing?!" *POUND POUND* "How rude!! Really!" *SMACK, SMACK, POUND*
Aragorn was trying to give the money to the lady, but was smacked so much in prosses, that the money looked like it was about to crummble up into tiny pieces...The lady rose a brow,"Is he always like this?" Aragorn finally stopped Legolas and was holding his wrists in his big hands,"No. He's pregnant." The lady didn't laugh, but just stood their,"aaah...i see..."
After trying to struggle for 10 minutes (while the food was being made) Legolas gave up and started the resort of crying. Aragorn rolled his eyes, but everyone in McDonalds was staring at them. Aragorn tried tot ell the people he was pregnant, but they looked disgusted and shocked, many giggled (especially the group of girls by the door). After 5 more minutes, Legolas sniffled and whimmpered,"I...*sob* just want my food..*sob*..." Aragorn let him go and patted his soft head,"I know, I know.." Legolas glomped onto him, bawling into his shirt.
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Outside
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Aragorn and Legolas came out of McDonalds with about 7 bags in each of their hands (but Aragorn was carrying most of them, of course). Frodo was sitting in the car, whistling to himself and looking at his thumbs. Aragorn opened the sliding door and tossed the bags on Frodo then closed it and opened Legolas' door, then ran to his side and sat down in the seat. Frodo looked at the bags curiously,"Hard time making a decision?" Aragorn shrugged,"I let him have whatever." Frodo blinked, then looked at the expression on Aragorn's face and his answer went something like this: "Oooohh..." He knew they didn't want to set off another moodswing...especially in a public place.
TBC...
Well, what do ya think? XD HEHEHE...I'm high and insane, so forgive me...please R/R!! :