Disclaimer: You know the story. Don't own anything except the extra characters that I add in. Damn.

Pairings: Rx2, Ocx3, Dx4, so far. ^-^

Again Reviews wanted please. ^-^ And in Day Five the new student shall be revealed… when I finally get around to it and the two chapters afore it.

The Secret Diary of… WHOM?

Day Two

Dear Diary,

Well, dear diary, I guess I have some explaining to do huh? I guess I was just a tad bit too bitchy in my first entry huh? Well, I DID have good reason to be, but I'm trying to think of my mortal enemies on more neutral ground I've decided – okay okay stop looking at me like that, I'll admit it, I didn't receive this dramatic change of view without receiving a reality check from my best friend – she's really good at that sort of thing… wonder if I've been giving her too much practise… any who.... It's really hard to describe these people on neutral ground – especially when they've been your worst enemy for who knows HOW long, … but… I'm going to try. I'm going to try and not bash them so hard. Hmm, how to make this easier? Well, I'll give you a run down on my group of 'friends' and my actual group of friends' histories. I'll start with whom I was completely dissing last time. I guess they deserve the dignity of going first to explain why they're so snobbish and bitchy towards people who they conceive as being a threat. So with a boring holiday and nothing ELSE to describe, without further ado, presenting the history of the most significant people at Colistin High.

Relena Peacecraft:

Okay, I'll begin with the parents of this girl. Her father's the ruler of the Sanc Kingdom and her mother's never home to care about their kids. Okay, okay I'll back up there a bit. Relena Peacecraft is PRINCESS Relena Peacecraft. O.O It was pretty cool we thought to have THE princess coming HERE to Colistin, well, I guess it was only a matter of time seeing as we ARE the best school in Sanc, MUCH better than Remington. (Man, can you here ANY school rivalry going on there? ^-^) Okay back to her family stuff.

She has a brother who has already graduated from here and is an assistant teacher / actual teacher here. We have NO idea why he would want to come back here though. I mean even though we're the best school in Sanc I would personally NEVER come back after FINALLY finishing… would you? Okay, okay I'm asking a BOOK why someone would want to come back to the school they graduated from. Ever heard of anything weirder? No? Neither have I… any who, her brother – Milliardo Peacecraft – is a VERY busy man – sexy too I might add, ahh, the joys of teenage hormones! …. Or the joys of being just plain hor-ny. Ahh, mayhap I WON'T try to figure THAT one out…

So her brother is this ultimately sexy dude who happened to come back to school to teach – not that we, the female half of the school division mind that fact one little bit. ^-^ - But he is always doing things related to either teaching or coaching this or that (did I mention he's GREAT at sports? Sighs. Too bad he's severely taken – the girlfriends name is Lucrezia Noin.) Or his duties relating to being 'Prince.' So his free time is practically non-existent. HE is totally cool… now onto his little sis.

Due to this lack of social interest via her actual family Relena was virtually raised by the families chauffeur – a man by the name of Pagan – nobody and I MEAN NOBODY knows the rest of his name. So where was I? Oh, yes, Relena was virtually raised by Pagan and various other servants of the household – unfortunately she was always treated as 'above' her fellow human beings. I guess this is due to the fact that she IS princess and all but it makes for a VERY snobby character. And so the historical reasoning behind Relena's attitudes have been laid down… Who should I psychoanalyse next hmm? This is actually GREAT fun… hehehe… but I'm making my enemies sound more human… am I sure I want to do that? Oh wait THAT'S right, I wanted to write them VERY neutrally… this is harder than I thought it would be…

Now onto my next person, umm, oh yeah, Kirsten Cholate.

Okay, now between Kirsten and Relena (gasps… I was able to write her ACTUAL NAME!!! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!?!?!? … Any who, on with Kirsten's psychoanalysis) Kirsten is the brown noser in the team. This is probably due to the fact that she sucks up to her parents – they control much of the oil trade in Eastern Europe – whenever she wants something. Now she is girl has a family life VERY different to Relena. Where Relena is ignored and spoiled, Kirsten is socially spoiled and also spoiled with gifts… sighs… her siblings are to say the least… unhappy… (Understatement of the year – give the girl a prize!!) With this arrangement.

So I've described her parents – self-obsessed workaholics with only time for Kirsten and NONE of her other siblings – so I might as well give some lime light to her siblings and describe them… there are four in all… I'll start with the eldest…

Kirsten's eldest sister Maree is 22 and is smart as… she skipped two grades and graduated two years early at the age of 15. Sigh. If only I were that smart. Then I would be in MY last year of school… instead I'm not… I'm in grade 10… with two years to go… bummer. So anyway Maree then went on to Uni and I think just graduated last year (now who will be surprised with this I wonder?) with honours (now who was surprised with that?) from her course. I think she studied Medicine or something similar to it – not much is actually known about Maree except that she now works at one of the top medically inclined clinics around the world. Sighs… that girl has it made…

Kirsten's only brother Mueller is 20 and is the complete opposite of Maree. Where he completely flunked his grades and she excelled, he absolutely was unrivalled in his sporting commitments (Maree sucked at sports – enough said let's not ruin her reputation as an all-rounder shall we?) and being this unrivalled at sports at THIS school was the only reason that he actually graduated. If you haven't already guessed Colistin is a school for the extremely gifted of children – you would be surprised to find that people actually don't skip grades that often here because the work is that much harder than at normal schools. Any who, Mueller is now a professional sports star… I think that he does Karate or something similar to it. I'm not entirely sure how to define and differentiate between the different fighting styles so yeah he's just a fighting super star and I have no idea what he does… and I LIKE the martial arts… weird huh?

Any who, the two other sisters are younger than Kirsten and twins. Destiny and Amethyst I think their names are. Weird huh? Relatively normal names for everyone else and then… but… the house I'm told was going through a hippie-like stage when they were born so that's what's with the names I guess, I'm glad that my parents named me a normalish name. These two are in grade eight are on the star softball team. They are brilliant. Destiny has a sort of if-I-don't-hit-a-homer-then-I'm-gonna-get-out style whereas Amethyst is a more conservative player – does the ol' I'm-gonna-whack-it-and-try-and-get-whoever-the-hell-is-on-3rd-base-home-while-trying-to-get-to-at-least-1st attitude happening. They are both middle to top students in their classes and I guess you could call actual all-rounders.

Now the next person that I mentioned was a Miss Dorothy Catalonia.

She is from Italy and has the freakiest eyebrows I have ever seen and an even freakier (because it's so damn good) hand at fencing – I haven't seen or known her to lose yet, and… I doubt that she's going to lose anytime soon. She is brilliant. She's smart, talented, VERY pretty, popular, and holds the Under 20's National Title as best fencer. Eyes not bugging out yet? I think mine fell out and rolled away to Never Never land when I heard that.

Miss Dorothy's parents are both deceased and she lives with her Grandsire Denkim Barton. As a result of this she is very mature and independent – I have never heard of her ask for help for anything. Maybe that's just pride getting in the way but she doesn't let it get in the way of being friendly with her TRUE friends – like myself – but she can be the quite the little diabolical schemer is it appeases her.

Now who did I mention next in my last entry? Ahh, was it Quatre? Yes that's it. Quatre Rebarbar Winner I believe it was.

Now you already know that he's dating Miss Dorothy and the 3rd most popular guy in school. Well, unlike his girlfriend, Quatre is quite open and friendly with everyone. This annoys the vast majority of people who live by the status-according-to-money-and-charisma-and-if-you-are-at-the-top-you-must-assert-authority issue. Issue. Yes it does quite create one doesn't it? Well, Quatre who is normally quite the conformist absolutely refuses to follow this rule and bend to the populaces wishes… I guess seeing as he conforms in every other way to their way of thinking they brush aside the fact that he doesn't act better than anyone else. He is quite nice when you do get to talk to him – and I should know. I talk to him a lot. I was actually the person who got Quatre and Dorothy hooked up together. It only took 5 MONTHS but … it was well worth the effort in the end…

Oh, laughs, I haven't discussed his family history have I? Well, his father runs the family business (no surprises there) and they are the most wealthy aristocrat family that doesn't actually contain an ounce of royal blood. With good reason too, they run Winner Satellite Corporations. Eyes bugging out of your head again yet? Yep, he's the only son and heir to that. With 29 sisters, no mother and a father who is, to say the least, a complete politician. Man, I can BARELY stand those people on TV!! I have NO idea how he LIVES with one…

Okay-dokey, next person… noticed that the summaries are getting shorter and shorter yet? Hehehe… well, my next person is… drum role please… the one… the only… the most popular guy in school… GIVE IT UP FOR DUO MAXWELL!!!

Yep, most sexy, most charismatic, most popular… he's a dream. … And… he's dating Relena Peacecraft. It's a great world we live in eh? (Could ya hear the sarcasm? Heh) Duo Maxwell is the son of a priest who is in guy in charge of all Christian churches in Sanc… making him pretty well off as well. He has an older brother called Solo who is in grade 12 and dating my best friend. Sighs. Another great matchmaking success courtesy of moi!! Did you know the fact that I was also creating an avenue where I would be able to see Duo more than before never crossed my mind until four months after my best friend and Duo's elder brother (Solo) had started dating!?!? Man, for being smart I sure can be dumb sometimes eh? Unfortunately that theory didn't work anyway for he was always spending time with the Princess from HELL!!! O…Kay… that was SO not neutral!! Okay let's rephrase that shall we? I NEVER get to see him anyway because he's always spending time with… with… not can't do it… must… try… RELENA!!! Breaths heavily… that was so unbelievably hard to write!!

So whom haven't I written about yet? OH TROWA!!! ^-^

Oh, just the 3rd most hansom guy at school THAT'S ALL!! He's dating Kirsten and I think that half of the student body have no idea why and the last to ask was impaled on Kirsten's sharp remarks that nobody has the guts to ask why anymore and thus, we have no idea. My best friend seems to think that her twin is dating Kirsten because… ah, no, wait, she came up with a mental blank trying to figure THAT out. So, the twin's parents are circus performers and own much of the performing industry in that area. They are the best to ever be seen and as a result are very rich and Trowa is naturally great at sports and now you know why he's popular, it's such a non-biased world we live in ain't it? I don't think I have much to say about this one – even though his twin is my best friend… funny huh? Oh, he's a best friend with Quatre. Mmm, my world is really complicated huh diary?

I know that there is SOMEONE else I have to mention now HOW THE FRELL IS IT!?!?! Hmmm, talked about 1st most dateable guy and girlfriend, 2nd most dateable buy and girlfriend, 3rd most datea- GOT IT!!! I HAVEN"T TALKED ABOUT WUFEI CHANG!!! Oh, he'd kill me if he knew I'd written Wufei Chang instead of Chang Wufei.

'Kay, so… The History of CHANG, Wufei:

Wufei is Chinese and is very traditional, nationalistic and can be just a tad too chauvinistic at times… Only he knows the on goings of his private life for he doesn't discuss it with anyone at school. We know that in grade 6 he did a 6-month correspondence thing over in Japan. We know that he loved it there because he always got this mysterious little smile whenever we asked him about it… unfortunately he never elaborated to us what happened. A lot of the guys think he got laid. I don't think so, either, he finally found a proper best friend (he was kind of a loner even though he was the 4th most popular guy in school) or he got himself a girlfriend, … or… maybe… BOTH!!! Mm… again, there isn't really much to say… he doesn't really give us much to go on really…but in spite of his efforts we DO know that his family is EXTREMELY well off and that ahh, we actually don't know much more than that really… OH and he knew Jessica McDermott as well… I'm guessing that they met while he was doing his correspondence course.

I guess the only person who I haven't talked about is myself… funny huh? It's my journal and I talk about everyone BUT myself. Typical. Awe-well. Got to get it over with sometime… I'm regarded as someone who is popular by association. I know and am friends with a lot of the popular kids but am not actually popular myself. In fact, I guess you could say that I'm kind of on the rejected side of the social ladder… perhaps not even on it, maybe sitting a couple centimetres underground under it. The main reason for this is because of Relena and Kirsten. I think that even early on I was regarded as a threat via those two. But being who I am, I was more concerned with making my parents proud and excelling in my grades and forgetting about my social life at the time to take notice until the damage was done. Now, I'm only talked to if necessary and my social life at school really sucks. I really truly try to make an effort to befriend people but no matter what I do I get shoved here, shoved there, and finally shoved a little lower down in the dirt under the social ladder. I guess that makes it easier to understand my anger at Relena and Kirsten now does it? And well, if it doesn't it'll probably become much clearer to you dear diary as I continue with this project.

Girl Whose Got WAY Too Much Free Time On Her Hands, Signing Off.