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Oedipus scene
Oedipus and Jocasta are at Camelot Park playing miniature golf. They are happily talking and playing when Oedipus tells her that he is thirsty.
Oedipus- Man, I'm thirsty, I think I am going to go get something to drink from inside.
Jocasta- Okay, hurry back
Oedipus- Oh, I will
Oedipus smiles and walks off the golf course and into the arcade area. Jocasta sits and waits. Time passes and Oedipus is standing in line at the food area, waiting to order a drink. Suddenly his friend runs up to him.
Friend- (30 seconds of foreign language)
Oedipus- wha-what?
Friend- I said, "Dude, I just found out some really really bad news!" Apparently your girlfriend Jokasta, well she is in actuality your mother.
1 Oedipus just looks at him in confusion
Friend- Well, You know how you were adopted and you never met your parents, right?
Oedipus- Well. yeah, I do. Why?
Friend- Yeah, ummm.. See.. Supposedly a long time ago, you killed your father not knowing that he was your father, right, and well.. Not knowing that your mother was your mother. you started dating her. and well.. You got married to her and had some kids. Yeah. that's all I had to tell ya.
Scene of Oedipus killing his dad, and taking his mom.
Oedipus- WHAT?!!!!!!! What the hell are you talking about?? She cant be my mother she's my girlf- my girlfr- Oh my god!!
Friend- yeah see. that's what happens when yer adopted. You could be dating your own mother and you would never even know it. Sure glad my parents are dead.
Oedipus- But but but. How did you find out?
Friend- Oh I have my ways. You are taking this a lot better than your mother did.
Oedipus- my mo- you told her already??
Friend- yeah she was kind of freaking out and stuttering about and mumbling and what not.
Oedipus- Oh crap!
Oedipus and his friend go running towards the golf course, Jokasta is no longer there. The friend taps him on the shoulder.
Friend- Hey, Oed, isn't that her?
Oedipus looks over to the Batting cage to see her opening the cage and stepping in. She doesn't pick up a bat but puts a coin in the machine and stands right in the middle of the cage.
Oedipus- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Oedipus starts to run towards the cages, but the ball already is released and strikes her in the face. Killing her. Oedipus runs to her and checks for a pulse. There is none.
Oedipus- Oh god, why did this happen???
Friend- Wow, sorry dude, didn't expect that.
Oedipus looks in terror down at the ground by the golf clubs and sees two golf tees. He grabs them and picks them up and stabs himself in the eyes with them repeatedly.
Friend- Dude, what are you doing?
2 Oedipus says nothing just stabs himself repeatedly. Friend just shakes head
Friend- Call the medics.
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Oedipus is now talking to his daughters about how he went blind.
Oedipus- and that is how your daddy came to loosing his eye sight
Daughters just look at him with blank stares.
Oedipus- So now, I guess I am going to wonder the earth for a while or something. Try to forgive myself and all.
Antigone- You sick piece of crap!
Oedipus- Oh, Anne, grow up!
Ismene- How did you not know she was your mother???
Oedipus- I've gone over this already. I told you, I was adopted, I had never met her, how would I know?
Antigone- Yeah, but she looks like you!
Oedipus- Well maybe that's what I saw in her, I don't know, sheesh!
Antigone and Ismene shake their heads in disbelief.
Oedipus- well anyway, as I said, I am going to leave you now. Wonder the earth, yadda yadda yadda.
Ismene and Antigone- .Kay
Oedipus- Yep well this is it, I love you girls.
Oedipus starts to hug them
Antigone- Ack, Don't touch me!
Oedipus- Oh, ummm. okay, well anyways, I am going to wonder now. I left food in the microwave, If you need anything you have my cell phone number. I will see you both soon.. (Rambles on)
He continues talking as the daughters and him walk in separate directions. He trips over something
Screen goes black
Text- And they all lived happily ever after
Oedipus scene
Oedipus and Jocasta are at Camelot Park playing miniature golf. They are happily talking and playing when Oedipus tells her that he is thirsty.
Oedipus- Man, I'm thirsty, I think I am going to go get something to drink from inside.
Jocasta- Okay, hurry back
Oedipus- Oh, I will
Oedipus smiles and walks off the golf course and into the arcade area. Jocasta sits and waits. Time passes and Oedipus is standing in line at the food area, waiting to order a drink. Suddenly his friend runs up to him.
Friend- (30 seconds of foreign language)
Oedipus- wha-what?
Friend- I said, "Dude, I just found out some really really bad news!" Apparently your girlfriend Jokasta, well she is in actuality your mother.
1 Oedipus just looks at him in confusion
Friend- Well, You know how you were adopted and you never met your parents, right?
Oedipus- Well. yeah, I do. Why?
Friend- Yeah, ummm.. See.. Supposedly a long time ago, you killed your father not knowing that he was your father, right, and well.. Not knowing that your mother was your mother. you started dating her. and well.. You got married to her and had some kids. Yeah. that's all I had to tell ya.
Scene of Oedipus killing his dad, and taking his mom.
Oedipus- WHAT?!!!!!!! What the hell are you talking about?? She cant be my mother she's my girlf- my girlfr- Oh my god!!
Friend- yeah see. that's what happens when yer adopted. You could be dating your own mother and you would never even know it. Sure glad my parents are dead.
Oedipus- But but but. How did you find out?
Friend- Oh I have my ways. You are taking this a lot better than your mother did.
Oedipus- my mo- you told her already??
Friend- yeah she was kind of freaking out and stuttering about and mumbling and what not.
Oedipus- Oh crap!
Oedipus and his friend go running towards the golf course, Jokasta is no longer there. The friend taps him on the shoulder.
Friend- Hey, Oed, isn't that her?
Oedipus looks over to the Batting cage to see her opening the cage and stepping in. She doesn't pick up a bat but puts a coin in the machine and stands right in the middle of the cage.
Oedipus- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Oedipus starts to run towards the cages, but the ball already is released and strikes her in the face. Killing her. Oedipus runs to her and checks for a pulse. There is none.
Oedipus- Oh god, why did this happen???
Friend- Wow, sorry dude, didn't expect that.
Oedipus looks in terror down at the ground by the golf clubs and sees two golf tees. He grabs them and picks them up and stabs himself in the eyes with them repeatedly.
Friend- Dude, what are you doing?
2 Oedipus says nothing just stabs himself repeatedly. Friend just shakes head
Friend- Call the medics.
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Oedipus is now talking to his daughters about how he went blind.
Oedipus- and that is how your daddy came to loosing his eye sight
Daughters just look at him with blank stares.
Oedipus- So now, I guess I am going to wonder the earth for a while or something. Try to forgive myself and all.
Antigone- You sick piece of crap!
Oedipus- Oh, Anne, grow up!
Ismene- How did you not know she was your mother???
Oedipus- I've gone over this already. I told you, I was adopted, I had never met her, how would I know?
Antigone- Yeah, but she looks like you!
Oedipus- Well maybe that's what I saw in her, I don't know, sheesh!
Antigone and Ismene shake their heads in disbelief.
Oedipus- well anyway, as I said, I am going to leave you now. Wonder the earth, yadda yadda yadda.
Ismene and Antigone- .Kay
Oedipus- Yep well this is it, I love you girls.
Oedipus starts to hug them
Antigone- Ack, Don't touch me!
Oedipus- Oh, ummm. okay, well anyways, I am going to wonder now. I left food in the microwave, If you need anything you have my cell phone number. I will see you both soon.. (Rambles on)
He continues talking as the daughters and him walk in separate directions. He trips over something
Screen goes black
Text- And they all lived happily ever after