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Presents
"Presents!"
Harry woke up with a jump.
"What?"
"Presents."
Harry got up from under his covers. Just then Hermione and Nicola ran in, arms full of presents.
"You're not meant to be here." Said Harry
"It's the holidays. It's not as if we're going to get into bed with you." Exclaimed Hermione
"Great idea! Budge up Harry."
"Nicola!"
"You all have such dirty minds." Muttered Nicola
"Get off my bed."
Harry tried in vain and started opening his presents. He got presents from Nicola, Petunia, Hermione and Ron think them up to your hearts desire. Harry opened a heavy present, which turned out to be from Sirius. It was a book which was titled 'Hogwarts; A history of all Quidditch players.' Harry flicked through it and found a picture of him "Look it's me, I'm in a book."
"Harry you're in loads of books about defence against the dark arts."
"It's even got Fred, George, look it has Nicola."
Out feel a note. 'This is always updating it's self. Go to page 1026.'
Harry found the page; which had a picture of his dad.
"But she can't be in this. Why didn't any one tell me my mum played Quidditch?"
"What?"
"Yeah. She played goal. But wait. She played until fourth year where she had an accident and could never play again."
"Who's that present from."
"What?"
"The one that's silver and has pictures of bolts of lightning."
Harry opened it and found that it was a book. 'A Biography of Harry Potter'
"They can't do that to me."
"What?"
Harry held up the book.
"They've written a whole book about you. What were you just saying when you had 1 page about you in that Quidditch book."
"Look there's a note."
'Dear Mr Potter,
I am writing to you to ask if you will allow me to publish this book. I will of course pay you 10,000 Galleons for your life story inside this. Please read this a write notes at the bottom of each page adding things about certain areas and omitting areas that you would not like to be included. If you agree to this book being published it will come out on the 31st July to commemorate your birthday.'
Yours sincerely, Melissa Skeeter.
Harry read it out.
"10,000 galleons go for it." Exclaimed Ron
"Melissa Skeeter, Rita has a sister?" Shouted Hermione
"Read it." Prompted Nicola
"I'll read it."
Harry looked at the contents page.
"1. The parents.
2. The boy who lived.
3. His Childhood
4. 1st year- underneath the turban
5. 2nd year- Stunning
6. 3rd year- Escaping
7. 4th year- Tri wizard tournament
8. 5th year- this will be named at the end of your school year"
"They're writing all about you! Read some of it."
"O.K I'll start will the first page. It's some poem thing
Here the Clandestine will rest in a curator. The curator will rat the death and the prince.
And the fault will go to the dog, the prince's excellent patron.
Red marks left by the enunciate of the snake. The snake had a shadow that knew of danger and death, he cautioned the chief in vain.
Relief spread, though two were killed. The evil turned the destroying curse was sent.
Yet the prince's heir remained because death loves him, the curse turned onto the founder. His name will be remembered in this and in History. The boy whose name was…
Weird."
"So it's a prophecy an not a poem. What does it mean?"
"We should go through it one sentence at a time to work it out. Harry what's the first line?" Said Hermione
"'Here the Clandestine will rest in a curator. It doesn't make any sense to me.'"
"A Clandestine is a secret to it's 'Here the Secret will rest in a curator' which is a…" said Hermione.
"Guardian." Replied Nicola
"So it's 'here the secret will rest in a guardian." Said Ron
"Or a keeper, the secret keeper. It's talking about the Fidelius charm. 'The curator will Rat the death and the prince.' So the keeper will rat-"
"That's Pettigrew." Cut in Ron.
"It has a double meaning to rat means betray." Prompted Nicola
"But what does the death and prince mean? The keeper will betray the death and dawdle. He betrays dead and then a prince?" Said a confused Ron
"It has another meaning I just don't know what it is. Skip to the next line." Said Hermione
" 'And the fault will go onto the dog, the dawdlers excellent patron.'"
"So the fault goes onto the dog or Sirius the dawdlers excellent Patron."
"We still don't know what or who the dawdler is but a patron is fan of something some thing that supports a certain thing."
"Like a friend."
"Yep."
"So the fault will go onto Sirius the dawdlers excellent friend, or best friend. Next."
"Red eyed mortal, the vote of the snake has a shadow who knows."
"Red eyed mortal- 'you know who' the vote of the snake which is the voice." Said a surprised Ron, who didn't know he knew that himself
"And a shadow who knows all of the above. So someone knew every thing that was happening that wasn't Voldemort- like a spy." Muttered Harry.
Nicola was looking uncomfortable. "To stop you from spending all day trying to work out what it means I'll tell you. It means.
Here the secret will be put in a keeper. The keeper will betray the Lily and James
And the blame will go onto the dog James' best friend.
Red marks were left by the speaker of the snake- or parsel tongue. He had a spy who knew of this fate he warned the head but was to late.
Two were killed. The killing curse was sent. But the James' heir stayed because Lily loved him. The curse was reflected back to the sender. His name will be remembered in History. His name was…
Well, they didn't get as far as the name, but we know who it is."
"How do you now that?" questioned Harry looking at her sternly.
"Well, the name of the person that predicted that was called Laura Johnson, my mum predicted it." They stared at her in shock. "It was on the night that your parents were killed. We were having a Halloween party; she just got into a trance in the middle of it. Once she'd realised what the prediction could mean she went straight to Dumbledore, she had to floo powder all the way to England. She was unfortunately to late. We'd have worked it out straight away otherwise. The beginning of each line use a letter from your name.
You may be wondering about the death and prince bit. The Lily is the flower of Death. Prince is one of the meanings of James'."
They stared at her flabbergasted.
Presents
"Presents!"
Harry woke up with a jump.
"What?"
"Presents."
Harry got up from under his covers. Just then Hermione and Nicola ran in, arms full of presents.
"You're not meant to be here." Said Harry
"It's the holidays. It's not as if we're going to get into bed with you." Exclaimed Hermione
"Great idea! Budge up Harry."
"Nicola!"
"You all have such dirty minds." Muttered Nicola
"Get off my bed."
Harry tried in vain and started opening his presents. He got presents from Nicola, Petunia, Hermione and Ron think them up to your hearts desire. Harry opened a heavy present, which turned out to be from Sirius. It was a book which was titled 'Hogwarts; A history of all Quidditch players.' Harry flicked through it and found a picture of him "Look it's me, I'm in a book."
"Harry you're in loads of books about defence against the dark arts."
"It's even got Fred, George, look it has Nicola."
Out feel a note. 'This is always updating it's self. Go to page 1026.'
Harry found the page; which had a picture of his dad.
"But she can't be in this. Why didn't any one tell me my mum played Quidditch?"
"What?"
"Yeah. She played goal. But wait. She played until fourth year where she had an accident and could never play again."
"Who's that present from."
"What?"
"The one that's silver and has pictures of bolts of lightning."
Harry opened it and found that it was a book. 'A Biography of Harry Potter'
"They can't do that to me."
"What?"
Harry held up the book.
"They've written a whole book about you. What were you just saying when you had 1 page about you in that Quidditch book."
"Look there's a note."
'Dear Mr Potter,
I am writing to you to ask if you will allow me to publish this book. I will of course pay you 10,000 Galleons for your life story inside this. Please read this a write notes at the bottom of each page adding things about certain areas and omitting areas that you would not like to be included. If you agree to this book being published it will come out on the 31st July to commemorate your birthday.'
Yours sincerely, Melissa Skeeter.
Harry read it out.
"10,000 galleons go for it." Exclaimed Ron
"Melissa Skeeter, Rita has a sister?" Shouted Hermione
"Read it." Prompted Nicola
"I'll read it."
Harry looked at the contents page.
"1. The parents.
2. The boy who lived.
3. His Childhood
4. 1st year- underneath the turban
5. 2nd year- Stunning
6. 3rd year- Escaping
7. 4th year- Tri wizard tournament
8. 5th year- this will be named at the end of your school year"
"They're writing all about you! Read some of it."
"O.K I'll start will the first page. It's some poem thing
Here the Clandestine will rest in a curator. The curator will rat the death and the prince.
And the fault will go to the dog, the prince's excellent patron.
Red marks left by the enunciate of the snake. The snake had a shadow that knew of danger and death, he cautioned the chief in vain.
Relief spread, though two were killed. The evil turned the destroying curse was sent.
Yet the prince's heir remained because death loves him, the curse turned onto the founder. His name will be remembered in this and in History. The boy whose name was…
Weird."
"So it's a prophecy an not a poem. What does it mean?"
"We should go through it one sentence at a time to work it out. Harry what's the first line?" Said Hermione
"'Here the Clandestine will rest in a curator. It doesn't make any sense to me.'"
"A Clandestine is a secret to it's 'Here the Secret will rest in a curator' which is a…" said Hermione.
"Guardian." Replied Nicola
"So it's 'here the secret will rest in a guardian." Said Ron
"Or a keeper, the secret keeper. It's talking about the Fidelius charm. 'The curator will Rat the death and the prince.' So the keeper will rat-"
"That's Pettigrew." Cut in Ron.
"It has a double meaning to rat means betray." Prompted Nicola
"But what does the death and prince mean? The keeper will betray the death and dawdle. He betrays dead and then a prince?" Said a confused Ron
"It has another meaning I just don't know what it is. Skip to the next line." Said Hermione
" 'And the fault will go onto the dog, the dawdlers excellent patron.'"
"So the fault goes onto the dog or Sirius the dawdlers excellent Patron."
"We still don't know what or who the dawdler is but a patron is fan of something some thing that supports a certain thing."
"Like a friend."
"Yep."
"So the fault will go onto Sirius the dawdlers excellent friend, or best friend. Next."
"Red eyed mortal, the vote of the snake has a shadow who knows."
"Red eyed mortal- 'you know who' the vote of the snake which is the voice." Said a surprised Ron, who didn't know he knew that himself
"And a shadow who knows all of the above. So someone knew every thing that was happening that wasn't Voldemort- like a spy." Muttered Harry.
Nicola was looking uncomfortable. "To stop you from spending all day trying to work out what it means I'll tell you. It means.
Here the secret will be put in a keeper. The keeper will betray the Lily and James
And the blame will go onto the dog James' best friend.
Red marks were left by the speaker of the snake- or parsel tongue. He had a spy who knew of this fate he warned the head but was to late.
Two were killed. The killing curse was sent. But the James' heir stayed because Lily loved him. The curse was reflected back to the sender. His name will be remembered in History. His name was…
Well, they didn't get as far as the name, but we know who it is."
"How do you now that?" questioned Harry looking at her sternly.
"Well, the name of the person that predicted that was called Laura Johnson, my mum predicted it." They stared at her in shock. "It was on the night that your parents were killed. We were having a Halloween party; she just got into a trance in the middle of it. Once she'd realised what the prediction could mean she went straight to Dumbledore, she had to floo powder all the way to England. She was unfortunately to late. We'd have worked it out straight away otherwise. The beginning of each line use a letter from your name.
You may be wondering about the death and prince bit. The Lily is the flower of Death. Prince is one of the meanings of James'."
They stared at her flabbergasted.