Dementors kisses and the 'love birds'
"Isn't it amazing that nothing weird has happened to us at all this year?" muttered Ron being absent minded.
"Yeah, apart from the 30 or so deaths every things hunky dory." Pointed out Harry, is voice thick with sarcasm.
"Yeah well… nothing strange had actually happened to us. The only weird thing that we've been given is Filch being an heir and Nicola."
"Oi! I heard that."
"It was intentional," replied Ron
"You forgot that we still have to work out who the heir of Gryffindor is." Murmured Hermione over the Quidditch book that Harry got for Christmas.
"We really should just leave that alone. After all you wouldn't get any thing from it would you?" stated Nicola
"We with the Philosophers stone we found out about fluffy, then Hagrid said Nicolas Flammel, then we looked he up and voila, we had it on a silver platter." Piped Hermione
"Yeah all I had to do was tackle Quirrel, get Ron knocked out on a giant chess set and Hermione work out a complicated Riddle." Said Harry.
"Yeah well that's not important right now." Said Hermione going back to her book
"Yes it is. I can't help feeling that Dumbledore knew something he just wanted to see if we could work it out. Then in out second year he knew we would work it out. I know last year he couldn't do anything, I suppose he was just preparing me 'for the monster within.'"
"Yeah, whatever. Oh look there's the daily prophet owl, it's a special edition." Hermione looked at the paper her face looking surprised and the going as white as a sheet. "Here." She threw the paper into Harry's hands, "you read it."
'Dementors lead us to doom.
Earlier today, on the usual inspection of Azkaban Kevin Rogers yearly lost his soul. He went into find no shouting screaming, not even the usual depression, just the coldness of the dementors and the cold north winds sea.
Oh closer inspection of the cells, he found no one. Not one prisoner, it is the greatest escape since the high security prisoner Sirius Black escaped. On trying to question the dementors Kevin yearly got the dementors kiss after aggravating one. He quickly performed the Patronus, which is a must when working there. He quickly apparated to the ministry to report this event. Where have the prisoners gone? Another blunder by Cornelius Fudge, who is now under a lot of stress and we believe he is dumping his work load on his new assistant Percy Weasley, son of Arthur Weasley and brother of 6, two of whom go to Hogwarts and one of which is friends with none other then Harry Potter'
"Sirius is going to be so happy. He's going around getting death eaters and then a whole lot of new ones come in as if it wasn't bad enough. Is it me or does she mention me in ever article she rights that has a little thing to do with dark arts, is it a hint or something?"
"Well, all I can say is that Fudge should have listened to Dumbledore." Said Hermione
"We know he should have listened to Dumbledore, every one should listen to Dumbledore. Fudge is just to pompous and won't get off his high ladder to see what is right in front of him." Stated
"You know, I really should tell you to listen to your own advise about listening to Dumbledore. But I won't." Hermione quickly said looking at Harry's face.
"But think of the dangers, they're probably going to have to bring in a curfew like they used to have."
"Yeah, well we'd better go down to dinner."
***
"I'm sure you'll all have heard about the dementors letting all the prisoners out and I'm going to have to introduce a curfew. You will not wander around the school after 9pm and you are not to go our side after 7.30. We are bringing in dragons and their keepers to stand out side guarding the gates. I urge you o report any secret passageways that you know about as they could let these prisoners in."
Hermione looked at Harry. "What? He knows where all of them are he had the marauders map for the whole of the summer holidays I didn't get it back until after my birthday. In fact I got it in the letter that announced that I was a prefect."
"And now on a happier note I would like to announce the valentine's ball. It will take place as you know on Valentine's day. It will be a muggle formal. There will be the main one for 4th years and up in the great hall and one for the younger ones in one of the roomier dungeons. That is all, now you may go back to your food."
Ron and Harry looked at each other and groaned. "Hermionewannagototheballwithme."
"Pardon?"
"Will you go to the ball with me. I'm sorry that I forgot that you were a girl last year and I wanted to ask you before any one else had the chance to."
"Of course." Answered Hermione smiling.
Nicola looked at Harry, "I always knew they'd get together didn't you?"
"Can't say I did."
"Well anyways, will you go to the ball with me, to save us both the trouble?"
"Sure, beats having every other girl ask me."
"You're so modest!"
"I know. Now should we go see how the love birds are doing?"
"Hay, we're going together."
"Yeah, but the feelings are completely… I Dunno… non-existent. (I completely doubt that I'll give them a romance they're going together for the reasons above.)
***
this chapter is really short, as ever read and review.
"Isn't it amazing that nothing weird has happened to us at all this year?" muttered Ron being absent minded.
"Yeah, apart from the 30 or so deaths every things hunky dory." Pointed out Harry, is voice thick with sarcasm.
"Yeah well… nothing strange had actually happened to us. The only weird thing that we've been given is Filch being an heir and Nicola."
"Oi! I heard that."
"It was intentional," replied Ron
"You forgot that we still have to work out who the heir of Gryffindor is." Murmured Hermione over the Quidditch book that Harry got for Christmas.
"We really should just leave that alone. After all you wouldn't get any thing from it would you?" stated Nicola
"We with the Philosophers stone we found out about fluffy, then Hagrid said Nicolas Flammel, then we looked he up and voila, we had it on a silver platter." Piped Hermione
"Yeah all I had to do was tackle Quirrel, get Ron knocked out on a giant chess set and Hermione work out a complicated Riddle." Said Harry.
"Yeah well that's not important right now." Said Hermione going back to her book
"Yes it is. I can't help feeling that Dumbledore knew something he just wanted to see if we could work it out. Then in out second year he knew we would work it out. I know last year he couldn't do anything, I suppose he was just preparing me 'for the monster within.'"
"Yeah, whatever. Oh look there's the daily prophet owl, it's a special edition." Hermione looked at the paper her face looking surprised and the going as white as a sheet. "Here." She threw the paper into Harry's hands, "you read it."
'Dementors lead us to doom.
Earlier today, on the usual inspection of Azkaban Kevin Rogers yearly lost his soul. He went into find no shouting screaming, not even the usual depression, just the coldness of the dementors and the cold north winds sea.
Oh closer inspection of the cells, he found no one. Not one prisoner, it is the greatest escape since the high security prisoner Sirius Black escaped. On trying to question the dementors Kevin yearly got the dementors kiss after aggravating one. He quickly performed the Patronus, which is a must when working there. He quickly apparated to the ministry to report this event. Where have the prisoners gone? Another blunder by Cornelius Fudge, who is now under a lot of stress and we believe he is dumping his work load on his new assistant Percy Weasley, son of Arthur Weasley and brother of 6, two of whom go to Hogwarts and one of which is friends with none other then Harry Potter'
"Sirius is going to be so happy. He's going around getting death eaters and then a whole lot of new ones come in as if it wasn't bad enough. Is it me or does she mention me in ever article she rights that has a little thing to do with dark arts, is it a hint or something?"
"Well, all I can say is that Fudge should have listened to Dumbledore." Said Hermione
"We know he should have listened to Dumbledore, every one should listen to Dumbledore. Fudge is just to pompous and won't get off his high ladder to see what is right in front of him." Stated
"You know, I really should tell you to listen to your own advise about listening to Dumbledore. But I won't." Hermione quickly said looking at Harry's face.
"But think of the dangers, they're probably going to have to bring in a curfew like they used to have."
"Yeah, well we'd better go down to dinner."
***
"I'm sure you'll all have heard about the dementors letting all the prisoners out and I'm going to have to introduce a curfew. You will not wander around the school after 9pm and you are not to go our side after 7.30. We are bringing in dragons and their keepers to stand out side guarding the gates. I urge you o report any secret passageways that you know about as they could let these prisoners in."
Hermione looked at Harry. "What? He knows where all of them are he had the marauders map for the whole of the summer holidays I didn't get it back until after my birthday. In fact I got it in the letter that announced that I was a prefect."
"And now on a happier note I would like to announce the valentine's ball. It will take place as you know on Valentine's day. It will be a muggle formal. There will be the main one for 4th years and up in the great hall and one for the younger ones in one of the roomier dungeons. That is all, now you may go back to your food."
Ron and Harry looked at each other and groaned. "Hermionewannagototheballwithme."
"Pardon?"
"Will you go to the ball with me. I'm sorry that I forgot that you were a girl last year and I wanted to ask you before any one else had the chance to."
"Of course." Answered Hermione smiling.
Nicola looked at Harry, "I always knew they'd get together didn't you?"
"Can't say I did."
"Well anyways, will you go to the ball with me, to save us both the trouble?"
"Sure, beats having every other girl ask me."
"You're so modest!"
"I know. Now should we go see how the love birds are doing?"
"Hay, we're going together."
"Yeah, but the feelings are completely… I Dunno… non-existent. (I completely doubt that I'll give them a romance they're going together for the reasons above.)
***
this chapter is really short, as ever read and review.
