Happily Ever After?
By Maddy
Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing Harry Potter apart from Nicola
It was a sunny day sky, not a cloud in the sky and not a breeze in the air; the lawns were swept there were no out of place twigs in the trees, though the inhabitants of the house didn't notice that. "I can't believe he asked you to be his best man!" Exclaimed Sirius perpetually confused, after the 4 weeks he had to get used to it.
"You think I did?" answered Remus
"He had no friends so he decided to nick mine!"
"Sirius, I agreed to be his best man, I think Petunia put him up to it. Harry would have been lumbered with the job had he not been asked to give her away."
"That's another thing, what are they doing to my friends and family? They're ruining my reputation of having nothing to do with Slytherins."
"Sirius stop being so pig headed!"
There was a knock on the door. "Come in, if you're not a Slytherin!" shouted Sirius, Remus shaking his head in disbelief.
Hermione walked in, her brides made dress on. She frowned at Sirius, "You got a death wish or what? We're in Snape's house you can't shout come in if you're not a Slytherin. I came to see if Remus was ready but it looks like I'm going to give you a lecture as well. Oi Nicola!" she shouted ducking her head round the doorframe.
"Yeah?"
"Come here."
Nicola came walking in her Forest green bridesmaid dress on as well. "What?"
"Well we have to give a certain someone a lecture."
"First of all Sirius one out of line word and I'll slit your throat."
"And I'll help my duty as head bridesmaid entitles me to do that."
"You make Petunia unhappy you make us unhappy."
"Hermione are you really head bridesmaid?" asked Sirius
"You make me unhappy you make Petunia unhappy." Continued Hermione taking no notice.
"You look really nice in those dresses you know."
"Yes we do. But do you get the fact that there is to be no messing around, mischief, trouble, high jinks, tomfoolery, shenanigans or any pranks because if there are we blame you."
"It was bad enough last night when you covered Snape in Shampoo, shaving cream, whipped cream, custard and jelly."
"But you gotta admit it was funny."
He received stern looks. "I guess not, but don't we need to go now?"
"Promise us." They said blocking the door.
"Ok, Ok I promise." Muttered Sirius half heartedly
"So grateful of you to agree, we knew you'd come round in the end." Replied Nicola giving him a sickly sweet smile
They turned and then walked down the corridor, there high heels clicking on the floor.
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The wedding went with out mishap, and do did the reception apart from where the wedding cake blew up to find the twins in side, who grinned half heartedly. "Why did I agree to let them come?" muttered Severus
"Cos you love me." Murmured Petunia from his side, she then stood up from the table and put a sonorous charm on. "I'm so glad you could all join us on this happy occasion, and I would just like to give you another peace of good news, I'm pregnant!"
Severus who had been staring at her in confusion then fainted dead away onto the floor.
Yes I'll probably continue this series, though under a different title, You know one chapter stories if you get me, they'll come in instalments. Though I might just carry it on from here what do you lot think?
Maddy :)