Okay, this one is really short, but I'm having fun! Thankies to all my reviewers! At this point I have reached the 20-review mark! *turns on tape recording of applause* Speaking of reviewers, I will now take this opportunity to thank Auron (the author) because he was the very first to review this fic! Yay! I'm loved!
Reno awoke to the sound of a resonating click. His eyes shot open. His arms were still around Yuffie's waist, and someone was holding a gun to his head.
"Don't move and I won't shoot," a deep voice commanded.
"May I ask why I am being held at gun point?"
"You know why!" the voice spat. "Now take your soiled hands off my wife!"
"Ah, Ching-wei. I thought it might be you," Reno crooned coolly. "Well, as far as I'm concerned, and as far as she tells me she's concerned, Yuffie isn't your wife and doesn't want to be, so I suggest you leave."
"YOU WILL NOT ATTEMPT TO COMMAND ME!" Ching-wei roared. "I will take my wife, and if you oppose me I will kill you."
"I somehow don't think you will," Reno said, seeing what Ching-wei couldn't and turning back to Yuffie's sleeping form.
"And why is that?" the moment he finished, a shot rang out, and the gun fell from his hands.
"Thank you, Rude," Reno stated, closing his eyes to return to sleep. Rude silently escorted Ching-wei from the room, leaving Reno and Yuffie in peace.