Smith awoke to the stench of lavender and violets; Smith hated the
scent of lavender and Violets. He placed that with his hatred of the scent
of the matrix. He hated that even more. Smith sat up and looked at his
surroundings. He was in a large, natural looking atrium-like room with
lots of fluffy curtains overlooking a valley. Any "battery" would have
though it would be beautiful but Smith was no battery.
Smith heard the murmur of the curtains; he turned to find a strange old man with a staff. He wore plain blue robes and a large pointy hat. He had a long beard. The old man stepped forward.
"Greetings stranger, I hope you have slept well." Said the old man.
"Well enough, whoever you are." Replied smith.
" I am Gandalf the gray."
"Smith, Agent Smith"
"Well, Agent smith, we have been trying to get you "magical rod" to work. Stryder saw it fell one Nazgul in an instant and I have been trying to get it to work."
"Oh, here let me show you how."
Almost instantly, the old man produced smith's gun and handed it to smith. Smith took the gun and aimed it at the wall
" You point the 'magic rod' at were you want to hit it and you press this little thing"
He fired a volley into the wall. Smith heard a resonating groan come from the building. The door to the room was flung open and the stench of lavender became doubly stronger. From the open door, both men heard a shill voice.
"Who dares harm the trees in MY house!"
And in walked a man; at least that's what smith thought. He was tall with wavy black hair. He had point ears and long, billowing robes. But what was strange to Smith was his face. He could have sworn he could have seen it before. But he couldn't remember were.
"I am Elrond, lord of the last homely house demand to know who is harming the trees!"
Gandalf looked around and muttered something and the gun vanished. The man called Elrond made a beeline for the hole in the wall
" Who did this?"
Gandalf simply shrugged.
" Well, it doesn't really matter now, we have been trying to find frodo and we don't know where he is.
At the name of Frodo, Smiths body began to shake.
"We might as well start the meeting, Ill call everyone into the circle of Elders and decided what we are going to do about the ring once we find it."
And with that Elrond stomped out of the room.
Smith heard the murmur of the curtains; he turned to find a strange old man with a staff. He wore plain blue robes and a large pointy hat. He had a long beard. The old man stepped forward.
"Greetings stranger, I hope you have slept well." Said the old man.
"Well enough, whoever you are." Replied smith.
" I am Gandalf the gray."
"Smith, Agent Smith"
"Well, Agent smith, we have been trying to get you "magical rod" to work. Stryder saw it fell one Nazgul in an instant and I have been trying to get it to work."
"Oh, here let me show you how."
Almost instantly, the old man produced smith's gun and handed it to smith. Smith took the gun and aimed it at the wall
" You point the 'magic rod' at were you want to hit it and you press this little thing"
He fired a volley into the wall. Smith heard a resonating groan come from the building. The door to the room was flung open and the stench of lavender became doubly stronger. From the open door, both men heard a shill voice.
"Who dares harm the trees in MY house!"
And in walked a man; at least that's what smith thought. He was tall with wavy black hair. He had point ears and long, billowing robes. But what was strange to Smith was his face. He could have sworn he could have seen it before. But he couldn't remember were.
"I am Elrond, lord of the last homely house demand to know who is harming the trees!"
Gandalf looked around and muttered something and the gun vanished. The man called Elrond made a beeline for the hole in the wall
" Who did this?"
Gandalf simply shrugged.
" Well, it doesn't really matter now, we have been trying to find frodo and we don't know where he is.
At the name of Frodo, Smiths body began to shake.
"We might as well start the meeting, Ill call everyone into the circle of Elders and decided what we are going to do about the ring once we find it."
And with that Elrond stomped out of the room.