7th HEAVEN
HOUSE GUEST FROM HELL
A tall man in a brown robe w/ long hair and a beard walks up to the Camden house. The man knocks on the door Ruthie answers the door .
"Where's the apartment and give me the apartment" Says the man.
"Mom !" Ruthie yells.
Annie Camden comes to the door.
"Yes Ruthie ?"
"Mom this man wants to talk to you about the apartment" Says Ruthie looking up at her mom.
"Run along Ruthie, Come in sir."
"Where's the apartment and give me the apartment" The man says again.
"Yes well, I'm Annie Camden and you are ?"
"Christ." Says the man
"I'm sorry ? What was that ?" Asks Annie
"Jesus, Jesus Christ" He says
"I'm sorry I don't think..."
He cuts her off "Where's the apartment and give me the apartment."
*DING*
"Uh, please excuse me one minute" Annie gets up and walks to the door.
When she opens it there is a man w/ a small black mustache.
"I'm here about the apartment" He says in a heavy German accent.
"I'm seeing someone right now, could you maybe come back later ?" Asks Annie w/ a small smile
"NIEN!!" Yells the man
"Ok, well please come in and take a seat."
The man walks in to the living room w/ Annie right behind him. The man stops short and he sees the other man sitting in the living room.
"Jesus!!" Says the man.
Jesus stands up.
"Hitler, so we meet again" Jesus says.
"You will pay" Hitler says w/ rage in his voice.
"I won that ping pong game fare and square"
"You lie!!" Yells Hitler
"You want a piece of this?"
"Just bring it Jesus, I killed six million of your people this will be like pie."
"Yea well my people couldn't do this." Says Jesus as he starts to float.
"Yes they could"
"Your gay"
"I am not !!!" Hitler yells
"Hitler just leave I'm getting the apartment and there is nothing you can do about it"
"Over my dead body"
"Fine Hitler, there is only one way to see who gets the apartment"
"And that is ?"
"Rock, Paper, scissors shoot" Jesus lands on the ground a few feet from Hitler.
"Your on Jesus"
~LATER THAT DAY~
All the Camden family is sitting in the living room getting ready to watch Jesus and Hitler play for the apartment. Lucy is the ref for the match.
"Rock...Paper Scissors....Shoot" Says Lucy
Hitler tosses out rock and Jesus paper.
"Nien....." Hitler says w/ tears in his eyes.
"Sorry Hitler that's just the way things go" Annie says.
"I am so great" Jesus dancing around the room.
Reverent Camden walks in the front door.
"What's going on here ?" He asks as he looks around and sees Jesus dancing and Hitler crying.
"Well uh.....Jesus is going to be moving in w/ us" Says Annie w/ confused look on her face.
"What in the apartment ?" asks the reverent.
"Uh yea" says Annie w/ a small smile
"He can't"
Everyone looks at him confused.
"What you talking about ?" Asks Jesus w/ a look of anger on his face.
"I already renting the apartment/" He says
"To who ?" Asks Annie
"Oh this real nice guy.." He thinks for a minute
"Oh yea his name is Master Yoda" Eric says w/ a smile.
Everybody just looks at each other.
FADE OUT.
HOUSE GUEST FROM HELL
A tall man in a brown robe w/ long hair and a beard walks up to the Camden house. The man knocks on the door Ruthie answers the door .
"Where's the apartment and give me the apartment" Says the man.
"Mom !" Ruthie yells.
Annie Camden comes to the door.
"Yes Ruthie ?"
"Mom this man wants to talk to you about the apartment" Says Ruthie looking up at her mom.
"Run along Ruthie, Come in sir."
"Where's the apartment and give me the apartment" The man says again.
"Yes well, I'm Annie Camden and you are ?"
"Christ." Says the man
"I'm sorry ? What was that ?" Asks Annie
"Jesus, Jesus Christ" He says
"I'm sorry I don't think..."
He cuts her off "Where's the apartment and give me the apartment."
*DING*
"Uh, please excuse me one minute" Annie gets up and walks to the door.
When she opens it there is a man w/ a small black mustache.
"I'm here about the apartment" He says in a heavy German accent.
"I'm seeing someone right now, could you maybe come back later ?" Asks Annie w/ a small smile
"NIEN!!" Yells the man
"Ok, well please come in and take a seat."
The man walks in to the living room w/ Annie right behind him. The man stops short and he sees the other man sitting in the living room.
"Jesus!!" Says the man.
Jesus stands up.
"Hitler, so we meet again" Jesus says.
"You will pay" Hitler says w/ rage in his voice.
"I won that ping pong game fare and square"
"You lie!!" Yells Hitler
"You want a piece of this?"
"Just bring it Jesus, I killed six million of your people this will be like pie."
"Yea well my people couldn't do this." Says Jesus as he starts to float.
"Yes they could"
"Your gay"
"I am not !!!" Hitler yells
"Hitler just leave I'm getting the apartment and there is nothing you can do about it"
"Over my dead body"
"Fine Hitler, there is only one way to see who gets the apartment"
"And that is ?"
"Rock, Paper, scissors shoot" Jesus lands on the ground a few feet from Hitler.
"Your on Jesus"
~LATER THAT DAY~
All the Camden family is sitting in the living room getting ready to watch Jesus and Hitler play for the apartment. Lucy is the ref for the match.
"Rock...Paper Scissors....Shoot" Says Lucy
Hitler tosses out rock and Jesus paper.
"Nien....." Hitler says w/ tears in his eyes.
"Sorry Hitler that's just the way things go" Annie says.
"I am so great" Jesus dancing around the room.
Reverent Camden walks in the front door.
"What's going on here ?" He asks as he looks around and sees Jesus dancing and Hitler crying.
"Well uh.....Jesus is going to be moving in w/ us" Says Annie w/ confused look on her face.
"What in the apartment ?" asks the reverent.
"Uh yea" says Annie w/ a small smile
"He can't"
Everyone looks at him confused.
"What you talking about ?" Asks Jesus w/ a look of anger on his face.
"I already renting the apartment/" He says
"To who ?" Asks Annie
"Oh this real nice guy.." He thinks for a minute
"Oh yea his name is Master Yoda" Eric says w/ a smile.
Everybody just looks at each other.
FADE OUT.