Chapter two:Heero's breakdown,Trowa's dissapearence,and Ms.Alexander's
potty mouth
Disclaimer:I do not own Gundam Wing,I only own Myself,my pet mystery,cupcake,and life itself
"Alright class,remember,stay with me,got it?"Ms.Alexander asked for the eighth time. The class nodded. Ms.Alexander prayed that they would make it till noon without getting thrown out.
They decided to go to the monkey's first. It was Catherine's idea.
"I like monkeys,they look like hairy people with big ears,do you like monkeys,Trowa? I know you like lions,one day I'll work in a circus with lots of lions. Will that make you happy Trowa?Maybe you can work there too*Blah,blah,blah*" Catherine went on and on as they headed for the apes.
Ms.Alexander wanted to turn around and clamp her mouth shut. But she remembered Catherine was only four and teachers just don't attack four-year olds. Relena got bored walking so she decided to ride on Heero's back.
"Piggy back!" She yelled jumping onto her beloved. Heero fell to the ground.
"Get off me,Relena!" He ordered.
"Why?" Relena asked. If anything, she was sinking herself into his back.
"Because you're a big, fat whale!!!!!" Heero answered struggling under her great weight.
Relena just laughed and hugged Heero tighter. Heero tried to squirm free but couldn't. Relena was just too much.
"Relena,get off Heero,this instance young lady!" Ms.Alexander ordered. Relena sighed and obeyed.
Heero quickly ran along side of his teacher. She would protect him from that monster her owners called"Relena."
Dorothy stepped in front of Quatre. He stopped and stared at her,confused.
"I love you." She said. He raised one eyebrow at her. She expected him to say he loved her back,but he didn't. He stood there. She stood there. They both stood there.
"Ms.Alexander!!!!!!" Quatre called to his teacher,running away.
"Dorothy said she woved me!!! Im scared!!!!"
Dorothy frowned. One day,Quatre would love her. One day.
Wufei was still a little bit weepy over Duo's "Wu-man" joke,but he was better,following Trowa,quiet one around. They finally reached the primeape part of the zoo known as "Monkey town"
Catherine tapped Trowa on the shoulder.
"Did you know that my mommy used to have a friend Gorilla? Her name was Mavis. She worked at the drycleaners.She was big and hairy,my mommy told me never to tell her that she looks like a gorilla because she doesn't but I think she doesn't want to hurt her feelings.I had my feelings hurt yesterday*Blah,blah,blah*"
Trowa nodded and backed away.Catherine was too much.
Ms.Alexander took her bottle of Prozac from her purse and shoved a few pills down her throat.At least six. When they reached the Gorillas, Quatre and Relena got scared.So now,Ms.Alexander was holding two screaming four- year olds,wailing about the evil beasts.
"It's okay you two,The gorilla's cant escape."She told them. One of the Gorillas yawned.
That scared them even more.
"Hey, monkeys! Ohhhhh! Ahhhh-Ahh!!!!" Relena exclaimed, screaming at the creatures.
The monkeys understood and nodded. They squinted deviously and looked at Heero, then back at Relena and winked at her.
One of the monkeys scurried out through a trap door and snuck up behind poor unsuspecting Heero. Yoink! A monkey had Heero by the shorts, waving him on a tree branch at Relena.
"Excellent my pet!! Oh Heedlo! You can't escape now!!! Muhahahahahah!!!"
Heero's litte eyebrows arched, but his bottom lip began to tremble. The monkeys had more heart than Relena, so they let him go.
Finally ,Ms.Alexander made them leave the monkeys. Catherine began to whimper.
"But we havn't even seen the spider monkeys." She pouted. Ms.Alexander's left eye twitched.
She was about to explode,but she tried not to.
"Catherine,dear,some of us cant handle the monkeys."She explained. Catherine began to sniffle.
"I wanna stay..."She sobbed. Ms.Alexander snapped. She threw Relena and Quatre off her and screamed. She screamed louder than she had ever screamed in her whole career of teaching these horribble children.
"Catherine,you *censored* little *censored*Cant you see I will go *censored* crazy!!!!!!!!"She screamed at Catherine.Every child's mouth dropped.Ms.Alexander had said the BAD words.
"I'm sorry Ms. Alexander, I shouldn't have cried like a big, fat, ugly baby. I'll go wherever you want me to, I'll be quiet," said Catherine as she looked down at her shoe sniffling .
Ms.Alexander realized the horrible thing she had had just done. She kneeled down and hugged Catherine.
"Im sorry Cathy,I shouldn't have said those things."She apologized. All of a sudden,they heard more sniffling.They all turned around to see Heero!
"What's wrong,Heero?" Ms.Alexander asked. Heero wiped his eyes.
"I want my mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed.
To be continued....
Ashley and I will finish the rest on chapter 3
Disclaimer:I do not own Gundam Wing,I only own Myself,my pet mystery,cupcake,and life itself
"Alright class,remember,stay with me,got it?"Ms.Alexander asked for the eighth time. The class nodded. Ms.Alexander prayed that they would make it till noon without getting thrown out.
They decided to go to the monkey's first. It was Catherine's idea.
"I like monkeys,they look like hairy people with big ears,do you like monkeys,Trowa? I know you like lions,one day I'll work in a circus with lots of lions. Will that make you happy Trowa?Maybe you can work there too*Blah,blah,blah*" Catherine went on and on as they headed for the apes.
Ms.Alexander wanted to turn around and clamp her mouth shut. But she remembered Catherine was only four and teachers just don't attack four-year olds. Relena got bored walking so she decided to ride on Heero's back.
"Piggy back!" She yelled jumping onto her beloved. Heero fell to the ground.
"Get off me,Relena!" He ordered.
"Why?" Relena asked. If anything, she was sinking herself into his back.
"Because you're a big, fat whale!!!!!" Heero answered struggling under her great weight.
Relena just laughed and hugged Heero tighter. Heero tried to squirm free but couldn't. Relena was just too much.
"Relena,get off Heero,this instance young lady!" Ms.Alexander ordered. Relena sighed and obeyed.
Heero quickly ran along side of his teacher. She would protect him from that monster her owners called"Relena."
Dorothy stepped in front of Quatre. He stopped and stared at her,confused.
"I love you." She said. He raised one eyebrow at her. She expected him to say he loved her back,but he didn't. He stood there. She stood there. They both stood there.
"Ms.Alexander!!!!!!" Quatre called to his teacher,running away.
"Dorothy said she woved me!!! Im scared!!!!"
Dorothy frowned. One day,Quatre would love her. One day.
Wufei was still a little bit weepy over Duo's "Wu-man" joke,but he was better,following Trowa,quiet one around. They finally reached the primeape part of the zoo known as "Monkey town"
Catherine tapped Trowa on the shoulder.
"Did you know that my mommy used to have a friend Gorilla? Her name was Mavis. She worked at the drycleaners.She was big and hairy,my mommy told me never to tell her that she looks like a gorilla because she doesn't but I think she doesn't want to hurt her feelings.I had my feelings hurt yesterday*Blah,blah,blah*"
Trowa nodded and backed away.Catherine was too much.
Ms.Alexander took her bottle of Prozac from her purse and shoved a few pills down her throat.At least six. When they reached the Gorillas, Quatre and Relena got scared.So now,Ms.Alexander was holding two screaming four- year olds,wailing about the evil beasts.
"It's okay you two,The gorilla's cant escape."She told them. One of the Gorillas yawned.
That scared them even more.
"Hey, monkeys! Ohhhhh! Ahhhh-Ahh!!!!" Relena exclaimed, screaming at the creatures.
The monkeys understood and nodded. They squinted deviously and looked at Heero, then back at Relena and winked at her.
One of the monkeys scurried out through a trap door and snuck up behind poor unsuspecting Heero. Yoink! A monkey had Heero by the shorts, waving him on a tree branch at Relena.
"Excellent my pet!! Oh Heedlo! You can't escape now!!! Muhahahahahah!!!"
Heero's litte eyebrows arched, but his bottom lip began to tremble. The monkeys had more heart than Relena, so they let him go.
Finally ,Ms.Alexander made them leave the monkeys. Catherine began to whimper.
"But we havn't even seen the spider monkeys." She pouted. Ms.Alexander's left eye twitched.
She was about to explode,but she tried not to.
"Catherine,dear,some of us cant handle the monkeys."She explained. Catherine began to sniffle.
"I wanna stay..."She sobbed. Ms.Alexander snapped. She threw Relena and Quatre off her and screamed. She screamed louder than she had ever screamed in her whole career of teaching these horribble children.
"Catherine,you *censored* little *censored*Cant you see I will go *censored* crazy!!!!!!!!"She screamed at Catherine.Every child's mouth dropped.Ms.Alexander had said the BAD words.
"I'm sorry Ms. Alexander, I shouldn't have cried like a big, fat, ugly baby. I'll go wherever you want me to, I'll be quiet," said Catherine as she looked down at her shoe sniffling .
Ms.Alexander realized the horrible thing she had had just done. She kneeled down and hugged Catherine.
"Im sorry Cathy,I shouldn't have said those things."She apologized. All of a sudden,they heard more sniffling.They all turned around to see Heero!
"What's wrong,Heero?" Ms.Alexander asked. Heero wiped his eyes.
"I want my mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed.
To be continued....
Ashley and I will finish the rest on chapter 3