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1 The Last Stand



This is a sad story of how Kirby gets beat around with his brother Beros taking him down all day. Kirby decides to teach his brother a lesson and take the last stand.



Kirby: *final cutter* Huuuhahhhh.

Beros: *dodges* You'll have to do better than that Kirb.

Kirby: *hammer* *swish* Then take this.

Beros continues to dodge Kirby's attacks but they don't even compare to what Beros dishes out. Beros kept on using suction and sucking Kirby in like King dedede in the original Kirby game for the regular Nintendo and spitting him out to incur a lot of damage.

Kirby was pissed off then, "Die Bastard"

But somehow he had been warped to some unknown world that didn't seem to like him or the likes of any type of creature, it was a barren world full of death and bones, Kirby felt all alone, he sat down and cried.

***** one day later ********

Kirby: Where am I *looks around*

Gooey: Get the HELL OFF O ME, can you not tell that I am under here?

Kirby: GOOEY!!!!! *Gets up* I cant believe you're here too, were you eating my snacks again?

Gooey: ummmmmmmm, well yes but somehow it just kinda came back once we got back here.

Kirby: Really, you mean all the food is still here, WOOHOO!!!

Gooey: Yea but I'm sure we'll be here for a while, trust me with both of our appetites there isn't gonna be enough for even one day, we'll have to ration our food a bunch.

Kirby: Oh well, maybe it will come back again.

Gooey: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa, fooooooodddddd, food, food, food!*jumps up and starts a congo line with himself*

Kirby: O.K.,,,, that was uncalled for.

Gooey: Sooooooo, your point is?

Kirby: It is to stop!

Gooey: *cries*

Kirby: I'm sorry.

Gooey: O.K.

After having a long conversation of food food and more food, they decided to limit it to, one bag* apiece per day**.

Gooey: But that only limits us to, ummmmm *calculates in head* 5 billion days!

Kirby: Did you even go to school?

Gooey: *thinks* No, why?

Kirby: *smacks head* Hmmmm, maybe because it really only limits us to *calculates in head*, e=mc2, so inertia is the matter something, ummmmm, so that leaves us with 1/2 a day apice

Gooey: Wha-, wha-, so what do we do, actually only eat half a days food?

Kirby: *rubs tummy* Well actually I just ate the food, but it's back!

Gooey: YAY *starts the congo line again*

After days of walking around, they found nothing on the place they were at. For some reason, there was no one in the whole planet they were on, or what ever it is, we hope a planet.

Gooey: *jumps up in Kirby's bag* I'm tired.

Kirby: Oh well, walk! You think I'm not tired too.

Gooey: * whines* But I don't wanta.

Kirby: *scolding* Oh well, do it any ways.

As the years pass and this is a really short Chapter eh? Well anyways this is sort of a cliffhanger ending, I wrote this at school and it is almost over, awwwwhhhhh.

Please r+r *raises two fingers like Misty in pok'e'mon*

And NO, I'M A BOY, but I use pokemon stuff. BYE-BYE!