In order of appearance: Danielle, Danny, Joshua, Alexander, David,
Christina, Andrew, Ms. Berg, Victor, extras, Rebecca, Ms. Farrell, Ms.
Johnson, Susan, Bailiff, judge, doctor, Mr. Kahn.
Danielle: (to audience) Hello and welcome to the play. Being the only sane one in this whole shindig, I guess it's my duty to tell you what is happening as it's happening. This is the story of my life and my dance partner, the "hunkster" and multimillionaire Danny Greenspan. Yeah that's right, the hunk. Who in my eyes is totally unattractive.
Danny: Come on it's lunchtime stop spacing out like that.
Danielle: (to audience) My to be dance partner, the scene 7th grade. It's after Spanish and Danny, the "mad hot mad hot idiot" and his friend Alexander, the talking deer, excitable and talkative, are waiting for me. At this point Danny and Alex disgust me and their friends Josh and David. It's time to take an aspirin with those two. They are always going at each other's throats.
Danny: Come on Josh, Alex how much time do you need?!
Josh: If it wasn't for this slowpoke I'd be digging into my lunch right now.
Danielle: (to audience) Out of all the kids in the 7th grade Josh is the 2nd most annoying. Not to mention, Danny isn't exactly as most girls say "hunky" right now either.
(to Danny) Come on let's go downstairs without Alex.
Alex: Coming, coming. OK let's go. David?
David: I've been ready.
Danielle: Ahh, the sarcastic one of the group. Probably the least annoying to me of the four. Josh the most, Alex, Danny, and the least annoying David. We still have to meet one of my best friends, Christina Tsirkas. Not to mention my arch nemesis, science boy, Andrew Kayserian. Far more annoying than Josh.
David: Come on Danielle (pull her by the shoulder) lunch time. (Exit through the curtains.)
Danielle: (to audience) Hello and welcome to the play. Being the only sane one in this whole shindig, I guess it's my duty to tell you what is happening as it's happening. This is the story of my life and my dance partner, the "hunkster" and multimillionaire Danny Greenspan. Yeah that's right, the hunk. Who in my eyes is totally unattractive.
Danny: Come on it's lunchtime stop spacing out like that.
Danielle: (to audience) My to be dance partner, the scene 7th grade. It's after Spanish and Danny, the "mad hot mad hot idiot" and his friend Alexander, the talking deer, excitable and talkative, are waiting for me. At this point Danny and Alex disgust me and their friends Josh and David. It's time to take an aspirin with those two. They are always going at each other's throats.
Danny: Come on Josh, Alex how much time do you need?!
Josh: If it wasn't for this slowpoke I'd be digging into my lunch right now.
Danielle: (to audience) Out of all the kids in the 7th grade Josh is the 2nd most annoying. Not to mention, Danny isn't exactly as most girls say "hunky" right now either.
(to Danny) Come on let's go downstairs without Alex.
Alex: Coming, coming. OK let's go. David?
David: I've been ready.
Danielle: Ahh, the sarcastic one of the group. Probably the least annoying to me of the four. Josh the most, Alex, Danny, and the least annoying David. We still have to meet one of my best friends, Christina Tsirkas. Not to mention my arch nemesis, science boy, Andrew Kayserian. Far more annoying than Josh.
David: Come on Danielle (pull her by the shoulder) lunch time. (Exit through the curtains.)